Let's design the peak anti-/v/ game

>Less than 2 hours long
>Western developer

>>378525404
>crafting
>survival
>romance options but only for worst girls

>procedurally generated
>quick time heavy
>cinematic

>>378525474
>2 hours long
>episodic

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>>378525404
>game is meant to be played

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>>378525404
Hi!

>>378525404
>Actually fun to play

>characters walk faster than the player's walk speed but slower than the player's run speed
>lots of segments like this where you follow someone and talk to them, like in asscreed

>>378525404
>I dake it he was a agreeable? :DD
>OHYES :DDD

>HAS HE BEEN INFEGDED?
>OHYESS :DDD

>>378525404
I take id u disguss mader wid senador :DDD

>>378525735
>>378525740
What the fuck is wrong with you? Been drinking antifreeze or what?

>>378525639
Is this about Drumpf or is it about Ben and Jerry's banning two scoops of the same flavour in Australia?

>2016 graphics
>You can romance a male

>>378525735
>>378525740
>>378525796
WHY GONDAIN IT? :DDD

>>378525817
>Not romancing the genderqueer dragonfluid gatorade-kin with multiple headmate syndrome

>Lead developer is EvaXephon

>>378525796
ebin :DDDDD

>>378525639
>indonesian fflag
What did they mean by that?

Loot boxes

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>>378525639
DDDDDDRRRRRRUUUUUUMMMMPPPPPPFFFFFFFF

>game with great scenario and deep complex characters

/v/ says it's kino. isn't /v/ the actual cancer?

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>>378525949
oh fug :DDD

>>378525659
Reported

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It's already been made.

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>>378526052

>Challenging skill based gameplay
>Single player only

>>378526589
This is a thread about making a game /v/ would hate, not love.

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>>378525404

>>378526796
/v/ likes games that don't allow them to play on easy difficulty, not challenging games.

>cool, powerful recurring villain that can eventually join your party
>the only way they'll join your party is if you learn their pronouns: zhe/zhir/zhideyzhideyzhideyzho

>>378525404
Watch dogs 2?

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>>378525659
> fun
Get that shit out if here kid, before we fite IRL

>>378525404
>Open but empty as fuck world
>Protagonist is a black guy constantly fighting white people acting like a strawman
>Ugly looking characters with fucked up anatomy, mostly spics
>90% of "gameplay" are easy quick time events
>Rest of the "gameplay" is Overwatch type of gameplay, basically press X to win
>Story focus but most of the story is cliche as fuck and stolen from recent popular netflix show with added progressivness
>Constantly offered choices on what to do but they don't actually do anything
>Time limited underwater escort missions where the person you're helping has fuck all health and rushes into combat instantly
>When some character leaves your party due to story reasons you lose all equipment you gave him
>Through the whole game you're forced to have a sidekick with retarded AI and fuck all health, if he dies it's game over
>No bossfights
>Enemies have one hit kill abilities they spam
>Shitton of enemies at once for artificial difficulty
>Long as fuck cutscenes
>Unskippable cutscenes
>Checkpoints before cutscenes
>Bulletsponge enemies
>You defeat the main antagonist in a cutscene

>completely linear and mechanically incredibly bland TPS
>"whitey is evil" story
>yet you play as a whiny white guy
>in the story you almost act like a literal slave to some jewish/black/hispanic dudes/women/trannies
but they are still regarded as heroic, even if they commit incredibly vile actions
>unskippable cutscenes
>true ending only unlocked by finishing game in all difficulties
>pay2skip the gameplay dlc mandatory for installment
Now for the multiplayer part:
>only 2 game modes, deathmatch and team deathmatch
>no character customization, yet you are assigned a completely random character which you can't change (unless you purchase the "character swapping dlc)
>preorder weapons are so ridiculously OP that no other gun is worth using
>no melee option
>weapon pack dlc comes out
>all of them are even more worthless than the dlc guns

>>378525404
>final boss is some random white guy

Gone Home already came out

>the game is really, really good
>the antagonist is an african man, with an intricate and believable backstory, and the greatest bossfight of the year
>The game sells incredibly poorly because of immense SJW backlash because they are upset that a black dude could be evil

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>>378525404
>open world mmorpgtqaa++
>monthy fee in developed world
>f2p in Brazil, Russia, etc.
>no dedicated servers
>no custom servers
>DENUVO
>Only On Origin(tm)
>requires uplay
>localized by Nintendo Treehouse
>directed by Randy Pitchford
>written by Anthony "Daily Reminder You're Not Anthony" Burch
>featuring lead character designer Jennifer Hepler
>unskippable cutscenes
>gameplay is all QTE
>dating sim game elements
>best girls cannot be dated
>lose points for turning down gay advances from party members
>get beat up by 100 lbs proud black woman
>main villain is Donald Trump
>contains Reddit and Tumblr memes

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>>378528928
> final boss is some random white guy just trying to make ends meet.
> protag defeates him by breaking up his marriage and driving him into an alcoholic frenzy
> ending cut scene is a crying child asking why you did what you did.
> "pffft. No hard feelings, kid." before you slap him across the face.

A Gearbox original.

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>>378525404
>Western dev
>Half of the content locked behind DLC, of which another half is preorder bonus
>Microtransactions
>Requires uPlay or Origin
>Console exclusive
>Open world or extremely linear
>Strong SJW pandering
>Very easy
>Contains lots of normie memes and spawns even more new ones
>Cinematic and has lots of quicktime events
>Generic orchestral soundtrack but with mainstream Electronica theme song
>Openly bought reviews
>Agressively marketed by Streamers and Youtubers
>Extreme viral marketing on /v/
>Excessively celebrated by normalfags
>Stupid story that is perceived as "deep" by aforementioned normalfags

A true monster.

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>>378525796
Benis :DDD