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STAYIN' UP LATE FOR BROOD WAR

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THE 2ND LAST MATCH OF THE ASL KICKS OFF IN TWENNY MINUTES
WHO WINS IS IRRELEVANT, EVERYTHING IS MEANINGLESS

TONIGHT'S 3/4 PLACE MATCH:
BISU VS. SOULKEY

SUNDAY'S MATCH - GRAND FINAL:
OUR BOY, SHINE VS. FLASH, THE GOD

twi tch tv/gsl

https://gaming.youtube com/channel/UCK5eBtuoj_HkdXKHNmBLAXg#tab=1 (youtube version and VODs of games)
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Don't tell me you bought a pass, OP?
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>>378518515
Nah, I just have to reset my router and wait a day and it fixes itself. I'm not paying 20 shekels for a shitposting license, I only come on here these days for the korea time threads anyway.
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>>378518489
Shine is normalfag incarnate, he is most certainly not "our guy" if "our" refers to /v/.

Anyway, I think Soulkey will win this. Bisu played extremely poorly against Shine.
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shityeah broodwar. predicting soulkey rams his dick down bisu's gullet 3-0 with 3 hydra busts, leaving bisu so ashamed he leaves starcraft and joins the army next year.
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>>378518978
He's a StarCraft professional. Originally playing in Samsung Khan, but observing BW professionally isn't exactly a normie career choice either.
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>>378518978
Come on, the guy's dayjob is to move a camera round the map for an hour, that's just about as far from a normal job as you can get. You can tell he would have been disowned by his parents for choosing such a disgraceful career instead of becoming a salaryman at samsung.
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What builds would give a ~60 APM player the best chance of winning vs a half decent player on iccup? I'm looking for early cheese that doesn't require super micro. And if the cheese doesn't quite close out the game, what second all-in attack can they transition into?

I'm thinking BBS in every matchup is a good place to start, but where do I go from there, and what are some builds for other races?
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If shine beat bisu wouldn't soulkey just fucking annihilate him?
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>>378519180
4 pool apparently works pretty well against good players, I've heard
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It's 6 am here now and I really wanna sleep...
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>>378519180
If you only have 60 APM you aren't going to win against half decent players no matter what you do. 60 APM is literally 1 action per second.
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>>378519248
It actually takes some micro, though
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Shine is going down hard.

Flash gave himself an easy group, and unintnetionally gave Shine an easy group too. Then he faced Mong and Bisu, players who were decent or past their prime that he'd do well against. Remember in the R16, Shine wanted to face Bisu. So everything went as well as possible for him.

He has a few gimmicks:

>Unorthodox builds
>Offense, offense, offense
>Timing attacks

He's already faced Flash once this tournament, and he tried his bag of tricks. Flash, as always, was just able to hold him off.

And Flash, being flash, will be watching Shine's matches and learning his tricks. Shine wont' be able to play some of his insane tricks again since they only worked because of how unpredictable they would be. Totally predict Flash will make a spotting suppy depot on Andromeda in case. And Flash will know what to expect.
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>>378519192
soulkey is an entirely different player to Shine. There is 0 chance you'll see SK pull any of the crayzee strats from saturday like elevatoring a hydra bust through corsairs.

thing about Micro players, they're much better at beating Micro players.
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>>378519180
make three hatches, set rally points at enemy front, 4sz5sz6sz and a-move until you win or lose.
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>>378519192

Yes. Bisu is sloppy. Out of the Four Legends, Stork is a total joke. Bisu is sloppy. Jaedong is good, and Flash is still great.

A lot of these guys have real lives now, and can't sustain themselves just on SC. So they lack the practice time to keep up.
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>Shine wasn't considered good enough to include in the intro

LOL
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>>378519417
BW is still 95% of these guys income, it's just through streaming, rather than tournament prize money. You don't even have to be that good at SC to make a lot of money streaming it, hence why guys like JD aren't as good as they were.
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>These two niggers again
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Why couldn't it have been Wolf instead of Rapid
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>rapid

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME I WOKE UP FOR THIS
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>this is the last tournament using old BW
>season 4 will be using the updated version (if they get it done in time)
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>>378519556

There's no team houses. They seemed like Sweat shops, but they served a purpose. Drill in every possible play on a map, and strategies, and to support newer players starting out.

>>378519613

Rapid for whatever reason is higher on the pecking order. Maybe seniority. Maybe he wears a dress and sucks some Korean producer dick on the side.
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>>378519658
I fucking doubt it
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>>378519658
>everything will be in the """"remastered"""" grafics
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>>378519613
you couldn't have Wolf and Artosis, they're both info casters. You need a Tasteless style caster to pair him with, even if Rapid is a pitiful imitation.

At least we have Tastosis for the Final.
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>>378519328
Flash barely won against Shine in the group stage and that was on the most terran favoured map.
And Flash nearly lost to Soulkey who isn't really that great.
Flash won't know Shine's tricks, they're top secret.
Shine can beat Flash in a straight up game, too.
Flash is really predictable and he doesn't have a team behind him anymore. He'll probably have a build order loss on every map. Remember how he got 0-3'd against Last in season 1? Expect a repeat of that.
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>>378519658

Koreans are sticking with this version of BW and never updating. They tried the new patches for a few matches and then reverted back. Doubt they give a shit. They're trying to rebuild SC and want to play it safe. SC balance is VERY delicate as well. We don't know how the subtle changes the patches or 16:9 will impact the game.
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>>378519691
>you will never finger rapid in a nightclub
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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GOOK CLICK
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>>378519761
Actually they switched back due to the new version dropping inputs.

I don't see why they wouldn't go back when this bug is fixed.
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>>378519761
So is their fish server on 1.16? I thought it got integrated with blizzard's stuff now?
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>>378519761
wasn't it because of some bug where clicking and pressing keys at the same time occasionally caused it to not register or something?
I thought that was the only reason they went back.
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FUCK JUST MADE IT

Bisu must be the favorite right?
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>>378519909
Not quite
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>>378519730
Artosis + Wolf is fine, they've done it in the GSL. It's a really comfy casting style. I have a hard time not muting the stream when Rapid is on.
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>>378519752
>Shine can beat Flash in a straight up game, too.

{{citation needed}}

>Flash is really predictable and he doesn't have a team behind him anymore. He'll probably have a build order loss on every map. Remember how he got 0-3'd against Last in season 1? Expect a repeat of that.

Flash was just starting out and was very sloppy. He's doubled down and really god solid by S2. He's in top form now. Flash might be predictable, but he just has seemingly perfect micro/macro so he holds off most early agression, pushes out and wins. He's a monster. Or a monster robot. Soulless but perfect.
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>>378519658
you mean the version that is free now?
>>378519729
they'll only play remastered if the money is there and they are forced to, BW just has to many quirks that factor into the high level balance
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>>378519909
I think most people are favouring Soulkey. He's super aggressive at the moment and there are a few Zerg favoured maps on the map pool.
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>>378519909
Bisu will get wrecked by FUCKING NEO G SOULKEY.
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>>378519909
I don't think anyone would say that after seeing his performance in the semifinals.
And he wasn't really the favourite in the semifinals either.
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>>378519909

Soulkey is the new JD and on the rise. Bisu is sloppy and on the decline.
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>>378519956
nah, the CEO of afreeca said at the start of the tournament that ASL4 will be on BWHD.
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I love the look of Broodwar DT's. Are they wearing full length capes
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What the hell is bisu's deal
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Literally ZERG RUSH KEKEKEKE
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>>378519372
Looks like SK took your advice
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>>378520009
Effort > Hero > Shine > Zero (? what happened to him) > JD > Soulkey
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>>378520168
it's a good strategy
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>>378519994

>6'2
>that feel when I'm a manlet compared to Tasteless
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>get all those zerglings in bisu's main
>do nothing with them
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SK blew that, if he fought the cannons warping in right away instead of running up the ramp he would have sealed that rush
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>>378520187
>YWN be as alpha as Tasteless
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>>378520009
>Soulkey is the new JD and on the rise.
>implying Shine isn't the new JD
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#REKT
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>>378520282
me on the right
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>>378520179
Zero has military service.
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what
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stick to the rushes pham this is fucking pathetic
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GEE GEE
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I thought it was over when he destroyed the gateway
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fun fact: last time Flash played Shine in a BO5, Flash won 4-1
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>>378520282

>32
>single
>supposedly riddled with stds
>mind fading away due to syphillis
>fat
>balding
>greying early
>"alpha"
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>>378520179
zero's in the army.

Hero has been playing awfully lately for some reason, He's not anywhere near Effort or Soulkey's level, even if is pretty good.

Effort, Soulkey, and JD are the only good zergs playing at the moment.
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>>378520486
>zero's in the army.

Is that only for 1 year?

If they're smart, they should encourage 1 player per year to go to the army. That way they avoid having like 5 of them going at once.
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>>378520474
Such is the fate of alpha-males. A candle that shines twice as bright burns twice as fast.
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I wish I was Tasteless
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>artosis shaved off the shitty attempt at a mustache
fucking finally
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Korean commercials have regressed in the past decade, nothing compares to Titty Sambo
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>>378520523
yeah, all of TBLS have put it off at this point, one of them has to go soon. personally I think Storku should probably go and have another go at BW when he gets out. Or maybe after Flash wins 3 in a row he'll go and let the tournament build up in his absence.
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>>378520718
titty sambo is the pinnacle any advertising agency, gook or western should aspire to.
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These "booths" Dont look very sound proof

How the fuck dont they know about cheese when the crowd screams?
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>>378520815
The over-ear headphones play white noise at absurd volumes, and they have earbuds underneath.
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>>378520815
Booths don't block sound, headsets do
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>>378520815
They wear headphones blaring white noise.

Reminder that in SC2 recently a dumb whitey tranny decided not to wear earbuds underneath because "they couldn't hear so were practicing without sound" and got dunked by a nuke.
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>>378520872
>SOUND PROOF BOOTHS DON'T BLOCK SOUND
epic
you sound like a riot games shill
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Reminder:

Rapid is in love with some 17 year old drug addict r9k camgirl girl named Ciara, and tried to meet up with her.
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>>378520815
The earbuds and sound muting headphones do a pretty good job of stopping sound getting in I think. I think the booths are mostly for show, but it does make the whole thing feel more hype and professional.
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>>378520909
That was hilarious
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what the fuck, is tasteless not casting?

stream closed.
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>>378520179
what happened to killer and kwanro?
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>>378520993
He's at a wedding in the US. Back for the finals (Sunday) though
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>>378520993
he's off fucking bridesmaids at a friends wedding
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>>378520929
does he really like eliza? hahaha how would that even happen?

>>378520993
These casters are amazing. You are a horrible person
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>>378520929
wait
you mean he's not gay?
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>>378520993
Tasteless basically doesn't cast SC anymore.
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>>378521034
don't you mean off to give them STDs?
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>>378520993
where have you been all week
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>>378521045
If this is true, it destroys everything I thought I knew about life
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>>378521059
He casts the GSL... what are you talking about?
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>>378520929
>rapid

>with woman

YOU MAKE MY ASS LAUGH
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>>378521115
Sorry bro. I'm sure hes still a cool dude though.

This was when he was in his beard phase - does he still have a beard?
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>>378521059
tasteless has done this entire tournament up to this week, but he's in the US for a wedding. This has been the most tasteless-heavy ASL so far.
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>>378521085
that's what i said idiot :^)
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3-0 inc?
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>>378521160
He's still bearded, but he's trimmed it down a little so it doesn't look homeless anymore.

Was it at least good to meet him? Tasteless basically lives the dream I wish I could
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>>378521287
>Tasteless basically lives the dream I wish I could

What 20k USD salary yearly?
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>>378521136
>Jinro
Back when sc2g was on v and still good, takes me back
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>>378521381
sc2g was never good.
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>>378520523
it's close to 2 years. they have to do it before they're 30 years old. flash is almost 25 so he has some time left but the other 3 of TBLS are edging closer to 30
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Bisu really REALLY needs to learn how to take care of his corsairs
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>>378521415
There was a time before the k-pop fags
>laughing at in cholesterol
>marine king crying after every loss
>the fear before you start matchmaking
maybe im just remembering it wrong
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>>378521436
>flies his shuttle straight into the hydras on the attack
REAVERS AND SHUTTLES ARE IMPORTANT BISU
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I love rapid-kuns enthusiasm :3
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what a shit game
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>>378521616
And before the kpop was all the cancerous tripfaggotry. sc2g was never good, it was cancer from day 1.
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>Bisu's mismicroing
Shit nigger get it together.
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>Hay guys let's make a map where P can never win
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>>378521617
I think he'd have won, or at least held on longer, if his zealots didn't fuck off to the mineral line for no reason
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>>378521616
Does anyone have those screencaps of sadkingprime? I swear I had them saved but ive lost them

I remember bieng part f it and it was fucking amazing, like 77 identical caps in 2 seconds
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what happened to Bisu's corsair control? He's haemorrhaging them left and right in these last few matches, it's sad to see.
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>>378521616
When you first go to a general it's easy to not realize how shitty it is. You don't have an understanding of it yet.
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What is this waifu ad about?
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>>378521658
Bisu could have easily won that if he'd maintained air control. Allowing soulkey to get a muta force up meant he lost that last push. He could haved seriously weakened SK's nat/main if that pack of mutas hadn't come in and saved it.
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>>378521689
Tasteless looks about 50lbs heavier here than he is now

Look at those pudgy cheeks, goddam
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I hate the low quality audio of this card game ad
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>>378521689
That's pretty awesome. I've wanted to teach English in Korea for years, in part because I wanted to go to see Starcraft live.

I'll admit though, Tasteless is looking a bit big in that picture
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>>378521789
PIZZA-HIME
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3-1 or maybe 3-2 if Bisu plays well coming up.

>>378521685
I'm hoping this isn't queen porn or something but let''s hope for the best.
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If Flash is the best Terran player overall, and JaeDong Zerg, would it be Bisu or Stork for Protoss?
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What is this horrible looking Overwatch show commercial? Some progamer nerds train two 'idols' to play vidya gaems?
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Nicole Tasteless Plott.
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>>378521843
what is this, a screencap for ants?
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>>378521685
>>378521843
Wait hold up.
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>>378521786
Yeah I think he wasn't in a great way when I met him. But I was unfair before, they were both totally nice, and happy to chat with me, and take photos, despite I'm sure having to do this over and over with foreigners.

It was a cool experience to see them in real life after watching them on streams for years.

And I agree with anon before, he is living a great life. I don't know what hes paid, but Korea is a cool place, and its very easy to bang local girls as a white guy.
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>>378521689
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SC2 threads were pretty fun when the game first came out
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Nice sign
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LOL did that foreigner take out his earbuds? I guess he doesn't like rapid.
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>>378521967
and then everyone realised how shit the game actually was
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>>378521921
thanks mate
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>>378522000
>>378521968

I was looking away. What happened?

>I'm the only one using a media player who can take screenshots
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>>378521789
It's really jarring in the audio quality. it sounds like it's being played out of a gameboy, I don't know how it's been run like that for like 12 months
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>>378521968
i missed it, anybody got a cap
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>>378522058
Nah we just don't like you
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>>378521937
kek'd
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>early game where they have to fill time talking about bullshit
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Scantid > everything else
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wow rapid actually getting into the banter
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rapid just doesn't shut up once he gets going
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I actually enjoyed that rapid banter. Call a cop.
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>>378522183
I'm actually enjoying this more than tasteless showing respect and keeping him honest on the map
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Why don't they build cannons on the high ground?
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Fuck those nerds, Dragoons are godlike.
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>>378522297
>tfw to inteligent to build on the hihg ground
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>>378522350
>blocks own path
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>>378522350
>10 damage per shot to most units
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>>378522036
It really went downhill when people realized expands would only make things even messier.
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>>378522183
He's not as bad as before but I still miss Tasteless

I want to see him return to classic Korea Time form
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some people just arent made for commentating
and shouldve died at child birth instead
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rapid's SSL practice is showing
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Why didn't he try fuck up their pathing with his shuttle? Flash wasn't doing it for days with a dropship
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>>378521817
>I've wanted to teach English in Korea for years
Why don't you just do it then? The only thing stopping you, is you. Don't waste your life not doing the things you want, mate.
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ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZAP

good storms
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manly fucking push
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>>378522289
>>378522508
I take it back. In the heat of battle I miss Tasteless.
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>>378522590
>wasn't
*was
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>>378522415
sauce?
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>>378522680
not enjoying scourge succumbing to the turbulences of the psi-storm?
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WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED? I totally thought the Zerg player was raping the other guy, making him waste resources building tons of cannons and losing probes and shit. Then Protoss suddenly gets a billion units out of nowhere and just smashes the Zerg.

Damn I really wish I was on /v/'s Broodwar threads in 2004+
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I'm not crazy. Putting static defense on the high ground does make sense.

He lost, but it wasn't because of the sunkens on the high ground. They did good damage until Zealots got right on top of them.
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>>378522663
>mfw storms
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>>378522705
https://nhentai.net/g/99346/
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>>378522590
slow shuttle and immobile anti-air
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>>378522636
I think the only thing putting me off is living in a country where English isn't the primary language. I've never left the UK, and the idea of just getting around/day to day life in a foreign language is really making my anxiety flare up.

I know it's stupid as plenty of other people have done it, but still
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>>378522721
>/v/'s Broodwar threads in 2004+
hello neo /v/
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>>378522721
Once you get that gateway explosion on 3+ bases nothing can stop the rape of rallied zealots.
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>>378522765
thanks friend!
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>>378522765
sorry i only use exhentai
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>>378522721
>making him waste resources building tons of cannons

That's standard. They need that to not die. So it's factored in. Early on, unless they rush, P is at the disadvantage. Until they can break the hydra or Lurker contain.

> and losing probes

Moderate damage, but not game ending.
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>>378522721
Protoss have a huge advantage against zerg if they can reach psi storm. Zerg can still win in that case if they have a massive lead in economy but they still need to end the game pretty fast once psi storm comes.
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>>378522718
There was no excitement.
No passion.
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Rapid has done a good job desu, especially given that hes basically pissing into the wind replacing Tastosis.
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>>378522828
is ultras the response?
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>>378522789
not him but i remember the vanilla Starcraft threads back in 1998, what a great time
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>>378522782
Hm, well, I'm not familiar with your anxiety, but I do understand the fear of that type of thing. But you needn't be.

I've been there three times for work, and haven't struggled in the slightest. Google maps is a thing now, you don't need anything else.

I know saying 'just do it' is cliche, but honestly, mate, just do it. Don't look back on your life and regret not doing what you wanted to do.
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>>378522862
t. Rapid
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>>378522912
>>378522782
Also, there is a huge ex-pat community, and millions of white people teaching english there. You'll be fine.

Just do a 3 or 6 month contract or whatever.
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>mfw remembering /v/ shitting on Lil Susy for being clueless on Starcraft when her job was to keep Tasteless talking, and translate, which is what Rapid's job is too.
>Rapid actually can read signs which the supposdly "superior" casters can't.
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>>378522741
>dat everything when hydras pop in a storm
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>>378523002
It's almost impressive that tastosis still can't into korean despite living there for so long
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>>378522912
Yeah man, I'm planning to. At the moment, I work as a TA in a school, so I know how to work in schools, and how to teach kids. It's not the work I'm worrying about, it's day to day life. Getting around, paying bills, meeting people. It's really nerve wracking, but I know it'd be exciting.

I finish my current contract next July (I'm 1:1 with a special needs child atm), so when I finish that, I'm applying for JET (Japan) and EPIK (Korea).

I've read a lot of books/blogs/youtube videos about people living in Korea and Japan.

It sounds like something that I NEED to do in life.
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desert tilesets are truly the godtier of tilesets. Artosis is correct.
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>>378523002
>>378522862
>Rapid is defending himself on a v thread in the breaks between matches

wew
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What's rapid's story? He seems to have some engineering or programming degree.

Is he a teacher originally?
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>>378522721
>I totally thought the Zerg player was raping the other guy, making him waste resources building tons of cannons and losing probes and shit

It's the other way around dumbo, the zerg was pooling resources for a timed attack and it was really important for him to break through and do real damage. The cannons held and he didn't lose that many probes. From that point on the protoss had the advantage because he was researching late game tech (storms).
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>>378523072
>tastosis still can't into korean
but they can?
They translate the interviews constantly
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>>378523161
>used to trap
>got banged by afreeca's CEO's
>blackmailed them into casting career
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>>378522875
Usually the zerg just tries to kill the protosses economy before the protoss can kill the zergs. Usually it just involves spamming zerglings, hydras, mutas and lurkers.
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>>378523002
Lil susie had a bit more going for her than rapid, though
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>>378523196
>casting career

They get paid pennies pretty much. The English casting is online only and is a total side show. They do it only for the chance of future expansion into English markets
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>>378523195
the producer translates the interview and then relays it to tastosis through the headsets
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>>378523195
They are translated for them
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>>378523161
He used to have a job in SEO apparently
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>>378523089
Mate, you're sorted then with that sort of qualification/experience.

If you're average looking or above, get tinder. Easy to meet locals/ex pats.

Sounds like you need to pick up your balls and go.
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>>378523217
true

both storm and reaver rape zerg
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>>378523257
>>378523276
that is pathetic
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So who has the advantage so far? In my inexperienced eyes it seems to be Protoss.
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>>378523151
He reads the TL threads about his matches, but I don't think he reads here. I know this because I used "knifefight on rollerblades" in a thread and like 10 minutes later he said it. I got my metaphor stolen by fucking rapid.
>>
WHAT
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>>378523353
you would be correct seeing how the protoss has a 2:1 lead
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>proxy hatch
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>sunken push
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>>378523397
>it gets broken
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good use of minerals
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Nice cheese faggot.
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>>378523464
nope
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>hydras against zealots
Soulkey you idiot
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How do you even deal with this many zealots?
>>
>Make Zealots
>Win

How is this balanced? They're just running over any Lings and Hydras without an issue
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>>378523526
Soulkey is too retarded to make Lurker in tim

>he finally makes lurker
>bisu just runs past
lel
>>
These are the manliest zealots.
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>salt-y
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Tap out bra its over
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I fucking love BW zealots
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why did bisu play to awful vs shine
>>
At least this shows people that Shine isn't just fluking his was past Bisu.
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>>378523601
shine tricked bisu to death

the ling + lurker push that won the series was magnificient
>>
If Artosis wasn't a jew I'd like him
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why is pvz supposed to be zerg favored again? protoss units are so much better than zerg ones.
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>>378523645
Dont forget that fucking proxy nydus
>>
Not enough hydras
>>
That was really disappointing from Soulkey, he looked like he forgot how to play
>>
>>378523712
oy vey
>>
SK tries to pull out some shine tricks and gets fucking bulldozed
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>>378523601
>why did bisu play to awful vs shine

Bisu fell for his Jewish tricks.
>>
>>378523751

think he lost his motivation. 3. place wasn't his aim
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>>378523739
Wasn't that against Mong? It was beautiful though.
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>You're at gamespot and this guy grabs your girlfriends arse
What do?
>>
>>378523736
It doesent. Ever since the corsairs strats were added to the meta protoss have a 60% win chance at the pro level against zerg. Before the corsairs starts were added it favored zerg heavily.
>>
Where can I watch Bisu vs Shine?
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>ONe is a plastic doll face
>One is troll face come to life.
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Stargirl has such a cute dress :3
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>>378523841

>Problem?
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>byun playing tomorrow
please don't choke
please don't choke
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>>378523880
the channel that streamed it will upload it as a VOD soon
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>>378523956
fucking lol
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>>378523883
>>378523883
she so qt
>>
poor soulkey, he can play so much better than that.

Least the Finals should be interesting at the very least. Even if Flash shuts down everything Shine can throw at him, I want to see the crazy shit he thinks will take down flash. I hope it's some properly bizarre strategies.

I'll see you nigs for the final, remember it's an hour earlier than today's match
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>missed last game because my cat's about to give birth for the 5th time
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>>378523975
Thanks.

>>378524003
Spay and spray
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>>378524026
get her fixed retard.
>>
>>378524003
and you know it'll work at least once so we'll see at least 4 games
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>>378524026
this is punishment for not getting your cat fixed
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>>378524001

>caring about Plastic Koreans
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>>378524026
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>>378523360
I think he loads up on dank memes and stories before a cast

>watching another artosis/rapid cast
>asked artosis if he ever had one of those xXdankMLGXx420 usernames
>later starts monologuing about some ceremonial running event out of the blue
>artosis had to correct him on the location
>mfw

Rapid is cancer
>>
>>378524132

Rapid is insecure. He loads up on quotes and anecdotes since he has no confidence in his castign ability. He then completely mangles them in the heat of the moment. Last few matches he's mangled quotes from 300, Star Wars, and Conan.
>>
>>378524119
they're bang material not wife material.
>>
>>378524132
It feels like he just doesn't have that authentic experience to pull stories and understanding from so he spends hours googling to try and learn it all before he casts, and it's just not the same.

Poor guy, I think I'd probably do the same in his shoes.
>>
>>378524274

I don't even find them physically attractive. Their weird little dolls come to life. Like what Aliens would make as a pretty girl without knowing exactly what that means.
>>
>>378524234
I laughed pretty hard when he randomly changed from starwars into "what is best in life", more just cause the poor guy was trying to think of anything to say and that was all he could think of.
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>>378524278
>tfw you realize that you're rapid
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>>378523964
wrong thread broyo
>>
>>378524234
>>378524354

He also got the actor from 300 wrong, and called him someone else.

Someone should make a Rapid mistakes compilation.
>>
>>378524119
>attractive people have similar facial proportions
wow
>>
Guys Rapid isn't so bad he's the little caster that can, give him a chance and I won't disappoint you
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>>378524596
>attractive people

Plastic surgery is huge in Korea, and the girls all go for the exact same look and face. You see the same doll face spammed across all the girls.

These faces aren't even natural. They look just off and too cute to be normal.
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>>378524596
You're fucking retarded. Koreans are one of the ugliest races pre surgery
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>Remembering that 4chan treats SC2 fans like freaks who have to live in their little leper colony
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>>378521616
I got into it all around that Homestory Cup where it was all just the top players dicking around and co-casting other games for a couple thou. I think it was right after Dreamhack and before the big GSL tournies.
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>>378524686
Fuck off Rapid you cunt
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>>378524810
SC2 fans are fine, it's the kpop shitters and other autists that they seem to attract that are the problem.

Also FUCKING NEO G SOUKEY just pull your hydras back what was he thinking?
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>>378524414

>realizing that's the face he makes when fucking
>>
"The Little Caster that could" should be a Rapid quote compilation
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>>378524739
>implying normal is good
Anon, it's almost like you don't want anime to become real
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>>378526993
>anime
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>>378519761
protip: Brood War isn't balanced because of some kind of magic genius game design from 2007(last time it was patched iirc). It is balanced because of the incredibly high mechanical skill ceiling, Even if a lot of things are OP(they are) you can always just control your units better and fucking kill it. It's also balanced due to the "poker" or rock paper scissor nature of the game. At this level of skill certain matchups are actually really fucked up balance wise, in ZvT if both players play standard the Terran nearly always wins.
>>
Completely forgot about this because doctor appointment. Which games are worth watching on replay?
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>>378528998
link me
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>No English vods
What's the point
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got back from uni, didn't expect the games now
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>>378530093

Search for Afreeca on Youtube, might take them some time to upload today's games though.
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>>378534151
>might take them some time to upload today's games though.

Nope, the games are up instantly. They stream it on Youtube, instead of uploading it. Mkaes the process much easier.
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