I want to play some Assassins Creed IV
>open uplay
>click play
>steam opens
>steam gives me a product key
>click play in steam
>IT OPENS UPLAY
>click play a third time
>game launcher starts
>CLICK PLAY A FOURTH TIME
>game finally starts loading
>alt-tab out to write this post
>game crashes
>mfw
>>378513556
So this is the power of pc.
Or the stupidity of buying games legally
>>378513556
>want to play some Assassins Creed IV
see, there's your problem.
UPlay is legit the worse launcher. Ubisoft are trash.
Why would you play asscreed in the first place?
>>378513556
>click on AC4 icon
>game opens
>play game
Piracy is fun irl too OP
>>378513674
Name an open world game where you can be a pirate. Risen 2 and 3 and mmo shit like Maplestory excluded.
>>378513715
>Implying Raven's Cry isn't the best pirate game
>>378513715
Sid Meier's Pirates.
Once and always the best pirate game ever.
>buy Vampire the Masquerade on steam
>click play
>game won't play
>find out you need some patch
>only place to get said patch is some shady looking ass website with vampire cosplay porn on it or some shit wtf I just wanted to play the game, steam fuck you for real
>>378513796
>console kiddies getting their first pc
>>378513843
>missing the point
If they're selling the game, why don't they include the patch they know everyone will need? It's fucking stupid.
>>378513715
Sea Dogs.
Specifically "age of pirates 2 city of abandoned ships" is exactly the kind of game you're looking for.
>>378513921
http://patches-scrolls.de/patch/4647/7/73423
Here's the "unofficial" patch download site. Just install it and the game becomes completely playable.
>>378513657
Yup, this. Uplay is god awful and basically doesn't work for shit 95% of the time. Bethesda's stupid launcher is almost worse though.
>>378513921
>why don't they include the patch they know everyone will need? It's fucking stupid.
Publisher doesn't give a fuck, original creators are kill