In which games RNG can kill you?

>>378506071
None. Miscalculation, not considering risk/reward, and poor planning is all the player's fault

darkest dungeon
dota 2

>>378506071
Is pussy OK?

>>378506071
wow rip

What, did it dive face first into a tree branch?

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>>378506334
it was his last leap

>>378506237
>fire emblem
>enemy has 2% chance to hit and 5% chance to crit
>it lands a crit
yeah no fuck you

>>378506782
Saw this while on edibles. I couldn't tell if it was just someone waving around a plastic toy, this shit is surreal.

>>378506071
Did it just dive face first into a rock?

>>378506782
If I didn't see birds farting about doing animal shit everyday I'd think all these Nature Shows were just faking everything with puppets.

more animal webms

>>378506071
what is that

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>>378507478
Cute!

man I love me some /v/an/

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>>378506990
it thought it was some random video in universe of warhammer 40k where someone moves miniatures while screaming like retard

>>378507614
kek

>>378506782
don't tell me these fuckers fight using those chin-blades

>>378506779
that thing is fucking huge

>>378507614
They only wanted to help take the tent down.

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>>378507598

>>378506816
fire emblem crits are straight bullshit

>>378507598
I would literally rip my skin off if I was there.

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>>378506779
DELET
T
H
I
S

>>378507779
>escort mission.webm

What are the best animal documentaries?

>>378508349
Planet Earth II.

>>378507478
>>378507584

>tfw you find out they eat FUCKING BONES
>their stomach acid has a PH of 1 - fucking 1 PH, high molarity HCl tier
>any bones they can't swallow whole they fly up into the air and drop to break
>if they can't find bones, they find a mountain goat and knock his ass off a goddamned mountain by beating them with their wings

Bearded Vultures are the best bird

every dragon quest

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>>378508171
Thankfully birds are smaller than me

>>378508424
>Damage makes you jump back
That almost reminds of a cartoon. The bird gets up after the first sweep through with a new haircut

>>378507584
>Jerry, I think this bird just talked
>The blood of the innocent will paint the world red

>>378508623
Heh. Dumb croc.

Did anyone forget for a second they're on v?

>>378508746
yea, almost sfw /b/ with video games

>>378508487
Funniest shit I've seen all day

This is a good thread. Thanks OP.

>>378507614
>that tp one

embarrassing!

>>378508814
Yeah, I am just enjoying these bird webms and I am thinking, "wait. Where am I again? Oh yeah, video games".

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>>378507598

>>378507945
Expected one to slam into the bridge

>>378507614
>that birb with the toilet paper

>>378508998
Fucking dinosaurs mang

>>378508998
>that landing
hektik

>>378506071

kind of a /vr/ thing but I'm playing Misadventures of Tron Bonne on ps1 and the minigame you play for the strength training can literally be impossible to pass. You have to get a certain number of points and if enough double point targets don't spawn you just can't finish higher levels without retrying them a bunch.

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>>378508487

>>378508960
birds are very important

>>378507584
you can tell he's fucking terrified of the fucking thing.

>>378507598
what the FUCK

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>>378509093
>>378509125
nerf this

>>378507584
>I am no longer No.1.

>>378508924
>dumb ass cat trying to catch something through those tiny holes
>oh shit
impressive

>>378508547
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MK6TXMsvgQg

>>378507779

>watching your child get eaten alive while your throat is being torn out

holy shit fucking brutal

>>378508547
>>378509335
10/10

>>378509151

Spooky

>>378509452
>part of a balansssssssssed breakfasssssssssssssssssssst

>>378508960
what about video games?

>>378509508
>parrot tries to figure out what the fuck the fidget spinner craze is all about

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>>378509452
typical day of australian poster.webm

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>Fire Emblem
>X-COM
>Darkest Dungeon
>Every roguelike and roguelite
>Mario Party (extends to dying IRL, too)

>>378508623
I really wish crocs stayed tiny so i could keep them as a pet

>>378509558
I didn't know there was food inside them either

>>378506779
Ok that women is like 4' 8" right? That swan is FUCKING MASSIVE.

>>378509572
Being a bunny must be suffering, imagine dying if something is out of the ordinary and scares you

>>378509508
how are you supposed to figure this one out, looks like artificial difficulty

>>378509625

>>agi vs strength.webm

>>378506779
what kind of brain issues do you need to have to not notice that the swan is hostile as fuck

>>378506071
BATTLE BROTHERS

>>378506071
team fortress 2

>>378506237
you cannot reliably beat rng in any game no matter what you do, that is where the unpredictable comes from, it being random. even b4nny dies to random crits

>>378509687
he could swallow the universe

>>378509687

>wow that's pretty wide
>oh wait what
>AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>378509687
TWO SCOOPS

>>378509432

even these have more respect and discipline than muslim immigrants.

>>378509151
>I KNOW YOU FEEL THIS

>>378509684
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7i3PxcDFJ8

hearthstone

>>378506990
DUDE
WEED

>>378509575

Surprised they didn't vomit on the kid

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Daily reminder to watch Kemono Friends if you haven't already

>>378509687
hey
wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?

>>378509625
manlets when will they learn

>>378507614
Remember when your parents told you to not feed the animals? This is why.

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>enemies can join your harem

>>378509883
>emu officer in occupied canberra

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>>378509934

>>378509881
ware ware wa~

I saw a hummingbird today.....
just thought /v/ would like to know.

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>>378509934

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>>378509572
That's pretty comfy, but check this out.

>>378509995
>[Bestiality][Snuff]

>>378509687
I stared into the abyss and it stared back

>>378510075
Why are kangaroos so swole, what the fuck

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>>378509452

FUCK

Caught me off guard

>>378510058
>comfy

He's clearly meditating, look at that Fu Manchu mustache.

>>378510058
Stay lazy, Relaxed Roo.

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>>378510123
It's not just roos.

This is a dingo.

>>378509692
White women

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>>378510123
Because they live in Australia.

>>378508547
>mfw my dad tells me to get out of my room b/c i spend too much time playing video games

>>378510205
Imagine that being your dick

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>>378509995
>a stupid walrus lasts longer than you

Darkest Dungeon by far. I was running through the fens and a bloater exploded and crit my whole team. 2 of them died rest got to deaths door and I quit the game.

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>>378510205

>>378509743
Bird pred vore is underrated.

>>378510264
wtf im a tranny now

>>378510205
>>378510305
Is it even hungry? Or does it only feel hatred?

>>378508728
Kek

>>378510365
This thread is for animals, get your plants out of here.

>>378507598
this is australia tho

>>378510353
It hungers for destruction at all times.

>>378510205
>>378510305
This is the happiest looking animal I have ever seen

>>378506071
you piece of shit, did it die?

>>378510353
I am from southern Indiana and I can say with full certainty that Snapping Turtles only feel varying degrees of blind hatred for the living.

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>>378509934
>that watermark

>>378510075
kangaroos are basically furry porn incarnate.

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>>378510353
>>378510454
It's a small alligator snapping turtle

>>378509992
kek

>>378509687
>Atomos swallowing Lindblum.webm

>>378507747
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UUn5YoIRG8

>>378509692
You don't run from a swan. If it's hostile It'll chase you

>>378510427
Fucking Cazadores

>>378507779
I laugh every time lion 3 comes along for the calf. It's so fucked up until "Hey guys!"

>>378510029
I am glad
Hummingbirds are a miracle
Thank you for telling me

>>378510353
It's a snapping turtle, it hates you and everything else too but especially the thing right in front of it.

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>>378510521

>>378510576
You certainly don't get closer, though.

>>378510267
Hey, at least you've got him beat in the weight department

>>378509687
I want to stick my dick in it

>>378510630
got a birdfeeder and everything.
unfortunately it was all out of sugar water so it had so leave empty.... er, beaked.

god bless this thread

>>378510658

lewd

>>378506779
That's a big goose.

>>378510717
nigga are you retarded.

>>378510658
imagine that black tongue wrapped around your member.

mmm...

>>378506071

KING OF DRAGON PASS.

REMEMBER THAT OVERCONFIDENCE IS A SLOW AND INSIDIOUS KILLER

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>>378510771

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>>378510658
Dam son

>>378506782
Is it mating season for Dr.Zoidberg already ?

>>378510717
It'd probably be down for that
Seagulls are used to eating garbage

>>378510848
birds of prey are so majestic

>>378509371
ADD

Just want to use this thread to finally get this off my chest.
When I first looked up porn as a kid I ended up finding some weird bestiality website. It was horrifying.
I was so confused and I couldn't tell if it was normal or not. Did this happen to anyone else as a kid?

>>378506779
Bitch deserved to get hit. Not the dog. The dog knew better. Bitch deserved to get it right in the arm and feel her bones shatter.

>video games

>>378510621
>watch me swooce right in

>>378510960
PSA:
babby lived

they are actually designed to do that because nature has a mean ass sense of humor

>>378507614
They are having a great time.

>>378510658
YOU SOLD ME QUEER GIRAFFES

>>378510960
what the actual fuck

>>378511002
thank you anon this webm made me really upset

>>378510960
jesus christ

>>378511002
How can it live? Is it so light or something?

>>378508019
the pizza is like a lucky find when scavenging

>>378506816
>Ever putting a character within an enemy phase where an enemy can land a fatal critical hit
t. shitter

>>378510123
survival of the /fit/est

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double kill

>>378510960
>D'oh
>D'OH
>D'oh!
>D'oh
>D'oh
>D'oh
>D'oh

>>378510974
Yeah but it wasn't horrifying, instead it made ordinary porn seem boring by comparison and I never went back.

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>>378511093
flube

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>>378510658
>>378510838

>>378511105
Pretty much, its terminal velocity is most likely not fatal, cats have a similar quirk.

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>game has jumpscares

>>378510971
DO NOT DENY THE CASSOWARY

YE DO NOT.

>>378510491
Sometimes I look at these birds and go "Oh yeah, that's where pterodactyls come from."

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>>378509889

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>>378510960

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>game has out-of-place textures

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>>378510075
LETS GO

>>378508623
Looks like the croc enjoyed the water slide

>>378509625
>dexfags

>>378511221
what was it gonna do if it caught them?

>>378510960
"I'm okay"

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>game has stealth missions

>>378511420
Peck and kick the shit out of them with its razor sharp talons.

>>378511420
I think it could catch them if it wanted to

>>378506237
This.

>>378506241
Dying in Darkest Dungeon is always the result of poor planning, not "rng". When the player is not ready to counter a specific threat and that threat randomly appears, it's the player's fault that they were HOPING it wouln't instead of getting ready to fight it.

>>378510971
Jesus fucking christ. How did they let a child near that thing?

Those birds are literally modern day Velociraptors. There are recorded instances of them killing people in australia.

>>378511420
Probably maul the shit out of them. Large birds are assholes and a lot more dangerous than people realize.

>>378511420
bite the shit out of'em

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>>378507598
>what the FUCK are those
>why the fuck are they flying
>oh fuck they aren't flying

>>378511137
>Talonflame used Brave Bird.webm

>>378511376
Noodle snoodle.

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>companions can fetch items for you

>>378509687
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>378511420
ask for directions

>>378511376
FUUUCK.

>>378506237
>Blaming the player for shit that wasn't their fault

>>378510960
Is birb kill?

>>378511376
>00:06
>"hey you, your mom's a snake"
>"THE FUCK YOU SAY"

>>378511482
Not only that, but feeding them is the #1 cause of cassowary attacks.

>>378511461
Is the frog gonna die? Plants remind me of some carnivorous types.

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>game has whatever is in this webm

>>378510960
>stewie griffin on stairs

>>378511297
delet this

>>378511493
t. Private Bruce, veteran of the emu war

tl;dr nature is insane

>>378511625
I think those are cats

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>>378511461
the cat got him in the end

>>378511221
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xqTG3Y4SEo

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>>378509572

>>378511625
cat are cuter than kittens.

>>378509995
penis, youve REALLY gone too fucking far now. fuck you

>>378511221
i expect to see this in an initial D thread now

>>378511713
Fucking Tom and Jerry over here, while literal Road Runner up here? >>378511221

>>378511461
>thisisfine.jpg

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>>378510717
you forgot your image

>>378511105
birbs have hollow bones which is why they're super light
even large birds are mostly 90% fluff and feathers
babby has an extremely low terminal velocity and insulating fluff that acts as a shock absorber
in the full clip you can see him pick himself up and dust himself off at the bottom next to one of his nestmates

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>>378511669
The greatest war in Australian history.

>>378511691
giving animals medicine is a pain in the ass

boshy

>>378511002
No fucking way.

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>>378507598
There is a point in time where "I want a flamethrower" is no longer a sign of childish immaturity or a desire for wanton destruction, but a rational, coherent thought by someone who has detected a severe problem that will pose an immediate threat to life and limb and arrives at the only sane conclusion.

>>378506071
LISA

>>378508747

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MmYSy9U78Sc
fits this bird perfectly somehow

>>378511632
>(GRUNTING)

>>378511482
How would that bird kill someone?

>>378510960
>That 40 second pan down the cliff

You never really appreciate the ability to fly until you fell 200 meters off a cliff

>>378508526
you know our stomach acid's pH goes from 1,5 to 3,5 which isn't that far off.

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>>378511713
my sides

>>378511534
More like Talonflame used Guillotine

>>378510058
That's the fattest koala I've ever seen.

>>378511691
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fN3xz1_BjSs

>>378511806
I refuse to believe this war actually happened, it has to be some bullshit Australians made up so they can laugh at foreigners that believe it.

>>378511860
Cassowaries are modern velociraptors. They have razor-sharp talons and will use them to rip you open.

>>378511860
by fucking gutting them with their claws maybe

>>378511867
1.5 is about a third the strength - pH is a log scale.

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>>378509334
it's a cat's blessing that mammals generally can pay attention only to moving objects. Staying still makes you pretty much invisible

>>378511870
That's really fucking cute.

>>378511916
that doggo is fucked.

>>378507249
Just think of the heaps of hilariously stupid shit animals in the wild do daily and have done since the beginning of time that no one was around to witness.

>>378511823
protip
>Flamethrowers are legal in every state in the union, except commiefornia

>>378511628
>I caught this thing and damned if I'm going home without it

>>378510427
What kind of animal keeps tarantula hawks as pets?

>>378511916
>poor little white guy

>>378506779
>How women use men socially

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>>378511860

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>>378511860
>How would that bird kill someone?

>>378511916
>this is america and europe in 2050

>>378511625
>>378511870
Stupid cats and their stupid mind control powers

>>378512015
>>378512019
What did he mean by this?

>>378511713
Objective: Survive.

>>378506237
There are plenty of games you can play perfectly but RNG can still fuck you

>>378511746
Does that dog have autism?

>>378511994
>>378506779
>dog clearly knows shit might do down
>bitch drags him toward the birb

>>378511221
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=slLnjt86zxY

>>378509596
It's called a caiman

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convoy

>left to right autoscrolling mad-max style cars battle it out
>obstacles are instant death for any vehicle
>can start a fight with one or more of your vehicles fucking inches from one
>NOTHING you can do about it
>considerable loss because lol 'roguelike'

>>378511625
that little savage on the left is a winner. God i'd love that cat

>The pleasure in this world, it has been said, outweighs the pain; or, at any rate, there is an even balance between the two. If the reader wishes to see shortly whether this statement is true, let him compare the respective feelings of two animals, one of which is engaged in eating the other.

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>>378509196
d'aww, she's trying to rip his guts up.. CUTE!

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>>378511948
For every smart bird there is a not so smart bird.

>>378512084
They've just been spawned in and haven't come out of their T-pose yet.

I need the pictures of that capybara being happy with other animals.

>>378511820
nah m8
>>378511804

>>378511889
>laugh at foreigners who think the professional Australian military that had vehicles and machine guns got btfo by a bunch of idiot birds

Yes, it was 6D chess the whole time, they actually wanted everyone to think they were incompetent morons, all part of the plan.

>>378511221
I know we're all posting music for this one but this one needs to be in here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wx9hjDLX_FE

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>>378512135

>>378507249
these birds make their nests so high up, it's nauseating
then they hurl the babies off when it's time to learn to fly

>>378511481
Oh ffs, I'm all about arguing that preparing for the worst in luck driven games is a skill, but come on, Darkest Dungeon is a slot machine.

>>378512015
>>378512019
moot angola this shit

>>378509596
My friend had one as a pet until it got too big for him to fuck with. God he was fucking insane, used to show me vids of it chasing his dog.

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>>378512086
Is tragic.

>>378511870
Stray Cat has adopted Urist McCamera!

>>378512164
I just want to believe that there isn't a country that declared an official fucking war against it's wildlife, anon.

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>s-she don't bite bro

>>378508171
How the fuck do you even get that shot

>>378511610
but is not

>>378512257
>didn't want his dog to be autistic
Can dogs even have autism?
Anyway, antivaxxers are fucking retarded

>>378510521
How big are their dicks, and can a living kangaroo female take a human dick

>>378512290
Pitbulls are the niggers of dogs.

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>>378512290
>pitbull

>>378512290
>pitbulls clearly raised in some shithole in detroit or something
Yeah no shit they're going to be violent, they're nigger dogs in the hood

Dogs are fucking excellent bros if you don't raise them like shit