Did you cry /v/?

Bae over bay

why can't they have conservative life is strange

but with dudes

all boy christian college.

guns

and forbiden gay sex

when its come to pulling out chloe's life support, im stared blankly at the screen and i get up, shit i dont know what to choose man.

and did ya hear about LiS 2?

Kate>Victoria>Chloe
This is a scientifically proven fact.

>>378506129
The game didn't push any kind of political views desu

I cried that I wasted so much time trying to make sense of its nonsense story.

>>378506142
Lol what

It literally doesn't matter. You just go back immediately afterwards anyways. An attempt at an emotional punch falls flat on its fucking face if there's no consequence at all.

>>378506142
I want to play as Max again :(

>>378505726
My penis cried some milky tears because of your picture, op

>>378506387
Murica

>>378506267
i'm just pushing my regressed gay fantasies on this anime board.

>>378506446
If I was a girl I would be lesbian but guys are gross

Honestly surprised /v/ talks about this game as much as they do.

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>>378505726
no but it did give me a big sense of nostalgia. Growing up in a small coastal town in Oregon, it brought back some unexpected feels. It would have been better with out the time travel/butterfly effect aspcet IMO,

>>378506527
People here have the wrong impression of it until they play it. I liked it

>>378506540
Why did you leave Oregon? I'm thinking of moving there

This game gave me feels, reminded me of my high school days living back home.

I wanna go back

>>378506672
school and job opportunities. Once you get out of your teens you start realize your small town doesnt have much to offer unless your content with working there forever. I wasnt so I left, most of my friends had done the same
I wouldnt mind going back one day, its beautiful and like I said the game brought back memories of growing up there, but I need to do other stuff first

Daily reminder that Kate survives either way because the hospital isn't in the bay.

>>378506517
If I were a girl, I'd still be an alien without the psychic power latent in everyone else that lets them connect with and understand people, so I'd just end up schlicking daily instead of fapping.

>>378505726
No. I don't care about lesbians. Maybe if it were two dudes or a straight couple

>>378506517
>guys are gross

Nigga do you know what periods are

Do you know what a yeast infection is

Girls are fucking nasty

>>378507018
I feel the same. Life is weird

Hella ready for the mosh pit shaka bra! Go fuck yourselfie, you're totally stuck in the retro zone, sad face

Played the first chapter, it was so awful I'm half convinced the game is a joke.

>>378507265
Nigga I don't like dick

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>>378506181
Dana > all

>>378507265
Biological life in general is disgusting, you gotta pick your battles

>>378507383
No u

>>378507578
Just because I'm awful and a joke, doesn't mean the game isn't.

>>378507541
I'm confused. Which of her breasts is named Dana?

>>378505726
no

>>378507542
There are degrees of disgusting. You can't compare apples to oranges. If we're going to do that then I can justify my fondness for fucking slime mold colonies based on the fact that life in general is disgusting so why not.

>>378507662
It's like twin peaks: you gotta enjoy the camp

>>378507748
kek

>>378507889
Hey man if you want to fuck slime mold colonies then that's cool with me

>>378507889
But it feels good man

Just post more cute lesbians

>shitty game
>put some lesbians in it
>/v/ loves it

>>378508980
Prey?

>>378507889
You can totally compare an apple to an orange.

>Compared to an apple, an orange is much more juicy.
>Compared to an orange, an apple is much more dense.
>Comparatively, oranges have thicker skin
>Apples have a wider variety in colour
>Oranges have larger seeds

What kind of dumb ass phrase is that?

I wanted to like life is strange but the dialogue is so terrible.

all i want is a coming of age teenage drama in video game form man. Something that conveys the angst and issues young adults have in a real genuine interesting way

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>>378509396

>>378505726
Max and Chloe both wish they had hips that wide. They seem to have forgot to lift Max's shoulder.

>>378509078
No, Life is Strange.

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>>378509396
>>378509780

>>378506142
>and did ya hear about LiS 2?
I just don't know, man.

Ep. 5 was such a massive custerfuck that I honestly kinda wish I hadn't bothered, so I'll wait until the whole thing is out and hope they've learned their lesson.

>>378507383
It gets better.

But then it gets worse.

>>378505726
muh dick cried a lot

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>crying over literal homos
I want reddit to leave.

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I cried like a baby faggot

>>378509990
It sure is, anon.

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>choosing a blue haired self centered bitch you delusionally call your "friend" over countless lives
I wanted chloe to die the second i saw her

>>378510329
They're only gay if you want them to be.

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>>378505726
I genuinely want a good game about cute girls holding hands but I'm not so desperate that I'll prop up a shitty game trying to cash in on the equally shitty Telltale formula.

>>378505726
Wait, why was it the general?

>>378506129
>conservative
get the fuck out of this board

>>378510412
Not really.

>>378510495
I don't care about that town. Kate is alive and Chloe, which is all that matters.

>>378510586
Politics is the true blue pill

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>>378505726
Obligatory shattering of glass houses incoming
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFlMoAasW4A

>>378506129
>all boy christian college.
>>378506129
>and forbiden gay sex

Literally happened to me with some femboy, he looked like a girl and I was his only friend because he got bullied alot.

>>378510524
Those bitches are gay as fuck anon. Not LOL THEY JUST BI gay or loser jailhouse gay bitches who're fucking because they can't get dick/too screwed up to fuck guys. Just gay.

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>>378510720

>>378509396
Apple is a fruit, orange is a vegetable you dummie. That's the whole point of the phrase.

>>378510762
I want them in a threesome anon. I ca..can't help it

>>378510524
All alternative plot lines are canon in video games.

>>378506181
My nigga

>>378510843
my favorite part was this one time when we had sex at his house, both of us passed out.
I woke up with his head on my chest, he looks up at me with those big blue eyes and cute freckled face and gives me the biggest smile I've ever seen.

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>>378510713
6:20 - 6:45
Woah what an insufferable cunt
Reminds me of my bros first gf
I'm glad I came in her shitty coctail and watched her swallow it all

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>>378510713
Schützt Eure Heimat!

>>378510713

>complains the dialogue is stupid
>also says this is how they actually talk

What does he meme

>>378511181
That's adorable
You fucking faggot

>>378510902
Bruh. They're dykes.
Not the fun skinnimax kind that frequently invite men over for fun.
The future barren gross catladies who sit on their front porch and yell at those damned kids kind.

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>unironic life is tumblr thread

i hate summer

>>378506129
>>378510720
>>378510843
>>378511181
>>378511626
>>378506446
come to russia you dirty little sick fag-rats and i will beat you so fucking hard you will never post your homofaggot shit on this boars ever again.

disgusting fucking Anglo creature westerners get the fuck OUT

>did you cry

Yes, when I realized I wouldn't be able to kill Chloe and that town full of hipster douchebags. Hardest choice in vidya.

>>378512242
If they made it there you wouldn't have to beat them. You would already have won by tricking them into going to Russia.

>>378512436
fuck up, amerimongrel

>>378512242
t. closeted

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>>378512242
>>378512473

Caдиcь и зaткниcь.

>>378512242
It's alright son. You just haven't met the right man yet. One day he'll show up and turn your whole world upside down. He's probably gonna fuck your ass too because you seem like a submissive bottom.

>>378512242
Never men a russian man who wouldn't suck a hard cock for a vodka

>>378511958
Get out

>>378505726
Life is Strange is poor man's Steins;Gate

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Summerposting turns into constructive criticism turns into russian gay bashing turn into international jerk off circle

Never change /v/, never change

>>378505726
Keep your gay propaganda off this board please.

>>378505726
I cried over spending money on Life is Deranged.

>>378513105
Triggered "alt right" wannabe. You don't know shit boiyo

>>378513315
Yeah because $5 is a lot fuck off already poorfag.

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>>378509780
>>378510009
Oh hey look, he is making the differences between the two objects. Some might call that "comparing". But the people who call it that would be stupid. Those retards over there at the dictionary.

>>378512939
Yeah true, and Steins;Gate has more qt grills in it so it's better

If you saved/kissed Chloe, you're the tumblr that people accuse you of being for playing this game.

>>378510713
It's obvious this guy played this game a lot. The game has flaws like any other. This guy sounds like he takes pol seriously also. No point in tearing apart every little detail. It reminds me of those occupy democrats videos.

>>378512242
I really dont get this meme.
Russians always pretend to be the hardest gay haters out there, but then they turn around and buttfuck each other in prison, the military, probably at work and just for fun at home.

>>378514310
How about I play the game however I want to play it and ignore you no life fags who hate on every game from super Mario to dark souls?

>>378514560
Alright buddy, you just had your post privileges removed, please move all gay shit back to tumblr now.

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>>378514428
The sky is blue.
>Nuh-huh
Yeah-huh, here's proof in video format.
>...
>ok the sky has flaws like any other thing. You sound like you take Mithras seriously also. No point in details blah blah blah

ok then

>>378514631
No you

>>378514668
Is that your video? I hope you hang yourself. But first play LiS 2 when it comes out.

>>378505726
This isn't even a game fuck off

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A couple weeks before I played the game a relative was in an accident and told me to essentially pull the plug if things got worse. So that scene with alternate Chloe hit me pretty hard but overall the game wasn't too emotionally impactful. It did suck that I failed to save Kate. And actually the hardest part of the game was how Max flinched when she listened to Chloe get shot in the Bay ending.

Also this fucking song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GJO_RpBnEg

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>>378505726

No, it made me roll my eyes so much I could see the back of my head.

>your choices matter
>only two endings
>it's clear which ending the game wanted you to pick considering how half-assed the other ending is in comparison

>do time travel stuff to save a bird or grab something that rolled under a desk
>causes giant fucking storm of death completely out of nowhere

>someone literally says "Are you cereal?"

Fuck this 'game'.

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>>378514810
ok then

>>378506129
Because conservacucks can't into pop culture

they're eternal butthurt no fun allowed autists

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>>378514948
>when she listened to the shitty hipster noise math rock in the ending

It's like a 13 year olds pseudo emo edgy daydream fuck both endings

Just admit you like the romance aspect but don't pretend anything about the music, direction, writing and delivery was fucking abysmal

>>378512474
'sup closeted

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>>378512436

Beautiful

>>378515091
Any extreme is bad. I really hate conservatives/altrightfags and leftists.

>>378515483
Anything left of neo nazi is considered le sjw cucks on 4chan

>dude she died her hair blue, LIFE IS NUMALE KEK SJW AM I RIGHT ?

>>378515483
Yeah man based fence sitter middle with no strong opinions on anything hahaha

>>378515248
>shitty noise rock
What were you guys listening to in 2007-2011? Fucking lil wayne lollipop? Makes sense since all you white boys listen to is rap and worship basketball now.

>>378512242
slap me harder daddy~

>>378509396
The phrase should be "you can't add apples to oranges" because they're different quantities
it's like 5 inches + 2 feet = 7 or something

>>378505726
Not really you miserable neckbeard faggots

>>378505726
life is strange is possibly the worst thing i have ever played

>>378516203
>>378516331
Meh I liked it

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>>378515797
>cant add them together because they're different quantities
What you just said there is retarded.
>it's like 5 inches + 2 feet = 7
That would be 2 feet 5 inches. Everything you just said was stupid.

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>>378515248

So what if my main motivation was to watch Max and Chloe diddle each others' tacos?

>>378515605
>extremist middle

>>378515582
But Chloe was a far left bitch though.

>>378510713
>shattering of glass houses
Maybe if the guy could voice thoughts that aren't stupid yeah

>teenage girls acting and sounding like teenage girls is HORRIFIC writing
>if i didn't like the character that means they're BAD

>>378517873
I think the whole last episode was horrific writing, not how they talk. They talk fine.

>>378510720
did you suck his fempeen?

>LiS thread
>THAT webm hasn't been posted yet
Someone post it now

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>>378518276
Alright.

>>378510720
Every gay person I met was molested in his childhood by a man.
Do gay men who weren't molested even exist?

>>378518582
No. Your post proves it.

>>378518602

But that anon was molested.

Trust me.

>>378518440
No, I'm talking about the Jefferson rape-murder one silly

>>378505726
hell no
i didn't even have to think, killed the retard in a heartbeat

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>>378518440
>when he calls himself your white knight