Something that if were to happen E3, would make you go apeshit

i'd be annoyed that they'd do that instead of giving the next game to obsidian

>>378503680
If they drop Monster Hunter 5 as a console version Imma flip tables.

>>378503680
>"Hey we made this new Timesplitters game but we also made it several years in the past and it is in essence Timesplitters 2 and 3 but with a lot more content, also Timesplitters HD collection because why not"

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>>378503983
oh sweet christ i don't even think i have an emotion capable of handling that

>>378503983
Kinda sounds like teh shit they pulled with Tekken 7

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A Chris Avellone or Tim Cain led fallout title, tes 6, or Fallout tactics sequel. New Animal Crossing, new Fable, Sea of Thieves is something I've been looking forward too.

>>378504375
what does this actually do

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If a picosecond of Kingdom Hearts 3 is shown I'm going to explode out of my chair.

>>378503680
Skate 4, Payday 3, Blood 3. That's the only thing that will make me flip

>>378504494
It covers the camera in ink

>>378504375
Don't do this it makes mustard gas

>>378504494
Burns you.

>You're not gonna believe it, Jean-Louis! ALL of them have ribbon insignias!
Shortly followed by
>HISTOORIAAAAAA
And then
>Yo buddy. Still alive?

Alternatively, a new Warship Gunner game.

An actually good game.
>>378504521
I've known a Beta tester for a few years now. Besides the mind-numbing experience of walking into a wall for 7 hours, there has been little news in terms of release. So it's unlikely.

twewy sequel, or any new twewy sequel

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>>378504551
>Blood 3.
Never, man. Fucking never...

>>378504204
hi jake

>>378505290
I don't even care if it's dogshit. I just want to see it exist.

>>378504494
learn to google
>http://www.snopes.com/sharpie-shock-challenge/

allegedly burns you a bit. try it out. no harm in a little tick.

>peaceful seaside village
>women with baskets, children running, men fishing
>all that cliched shit
>skies go dark
>people look scared
>flames light a section of the village on fire
>*THUMP*
>"Take up arms, newly arisen. The cycle continues."
>DRAGON'S DOGMA II

>>378504494
mustard gas

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>'and now we'd like to leave you with one last game'
>screen goes black
>silence
>suddenly a bell tolls
>"Greetings, mortal"
>"Are you ready to die?"

Breath of fire 6
Wild arms 6
Armored Core

>>378503680

Isis attacks

>>378503680
New X series game. Preferably not made retarded like Rebirth or a shekel grabbing monstrosity like Rebirth VR.

>>378503680
Honestly nothing would elicit such a reaction unless Valve pulls both HL2: Episode Three, and HL3 out of their asses. Next closest would be a proper remaster of Super Metroid, or a gimmick free Star-Fox game.

>>378503680
new nintendo announced thats vr

>room goes black
>autist in trenchcoat runs out
>sudden screaming in broken engrish
>RET US CREANSE DES FOUR STREETSUU
>sprinklers come on
>room lights up
>everyone covered in whale blood
>welcome home good hunter
>BLOODBORNE II

towards the end of EA confrence
>talking about battlefront 2 and shit
>rooms lights begin to fade as a aqua marine light dimly keeps the room lot
>"oh and battlefront won't be out only star wars game launching this year
>completely black
This is Delta Squad, redporting for duty
>Showcase an amazing republic commando 2 game.
>varied weapons, directing squad around,new mobility system like rolling and diving. Short vehicle segment.
>Trailer ends with a stab from a gauntlet blade and blood splatter
>face plate wipes not only the blood off but reveals the title Republic Commando: order 66

I WANT BANNERLORD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>tfw no Fallout game in the Texas Commonwealth

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bayo 3 and warcraft 4 are the only things which could really excite me that much and WC4 would be announced at blizzcon

>PC conference
>RTS are back
>Age of Empires 1 remake
>Rise of Nations 2
>SW RTS in the style of BFME1

My dreams are the most unlikely to be fulfilled.

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>>378504521
No worries, it wont be.

Fire emblem Awakening remake on switch.
Awakening 2 announcement
you travel to lucinas world as it's still in ruins and you fight to save the world again

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>>378503680
>Sony press conference
>Capcom rep shows up
>"We've heard you demand it and the time has finally come. Please welcome Hideki Kamiya, Hideaki Itsuno, and a special guest."
>Both of them walk up on stage with shit-eating grins, dressed as Dante and Vergil
>Tameem has been tied up and gagged and is being dragged along
>A countdown starts from 5
>At 0, Kamiya beheads Tameem
>DMC5 logo appears on the big screen, Dante, Nero, and Vergil gameplay footage is shown
>Crowd goes apeshit

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>>378503680
>kojima walks on stage
>wearing a pyramid head mask
>he takes it off
>it's a venom snake mask under that one
>suddenly deathstranding appears on the screen behind him
>it morphs into silent hills
>that then morphs into MGS5 (not V)
>mfw caramel was right all along

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>Room gets dark
>Actual blackout

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A Paper Mario that isn't directed by tanabe

>>378506889
This won't happen, stop dreaming, anon.
I want this to happen ;_;

Good video games being announced.

I know that's as likely as discovering FTL travel.

>Nintendo conference
>everything is done
>screen fades to black
>TEAM, UNITE UP!

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>>378503680

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>PC Gayman show
>blah blah blah anti aliasing
>blah blah blah dual core processing
>blah blah blah retro indie title
>*bang*
>*bang*
>*crash*
>huh, what's that?
>*Boom*
>Oh fuck it's another chinese earthquake
>ABRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRB
>Monbase Beta Announced

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>>378506931

>>378505638
Please Capcom, this or a Mega Man X collection for PS4/PC. Actually, DMC5 would be nice too.

>>378507170
?

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The only thing that could get a reaction out of me these days.

Our suffering will never end.

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>>378503680
>resusing old songs that don't even fit the new locale
If anything, Obsidian would probably move over to the other side of the Dam, or up north, past California, onto Washington and Oregon

I just want another AN ANCIENT EVIL AWAKENS moment

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>>378507729
>Megaman Legends 2 disc stopped working way long ago back when I was still in middle school
>cousin lost his so I couldn't borrow it
>asked my parents what happened to it, and gave the standard "Not my shit so I can't help you" response
>don't know if the Mom and Pop game store near me even has PS1 games

>>378506889
>mfw caramel was right all along
That's a Hell on earth I would dread.

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>>378503680
>Cue asian kung fu music buildup
>Jade Empire 2

Fallout made by Obsidian with 4's engine.

>>378505638
>Into Free starts playing

I WANT THE WIND TO PUSH ME AGAIN!

>>378507812
Rumor has it their project will be set in Louisiana, around New Orleans. I think this is a stupid fucking idea but most credible evidence has pointed twards this.

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>Something that if were to happen E3, would make you go apeshit
>"allah akbar" screaming in the distance

>>378508128
>wanting anything from modern bioware

>>378503680
not gonna watch it.

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>good 8th gen games are announced

>>378503680
New Vegas 2 would be my dream game anon, I desperately want to live in that world.

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>>378506469
I laughed

>Lights go out
>This starts playing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQZd5jGWUOo
>Everyone is confused at first
>As the trailer cuts to black, some people start to applaud
>But then, it turns out, there's more
>We see footage of the game from it's E3 2010 and 2011 demos, all put together into a nicely made trailer
>As people are watching though, we start to realize that it's not just prior footage that's being used
>Rather, it's brand new footage as well
>We see all sorts of stuff from http://bioshock.wikia.com/wiki/Bioshock_Infinite_Removed_Content, like the Merged, the original Handymen, Boys of Silence, etc
>Finally the trailer ends, and then the logo fades onto the screen
>"BioShock Infinite"
>And underneath the logo appears the words:
>The Original Version"
>The crowd bursts into thunderous applause as the logo fades out to the words "Summer 2018"

Bloodborne 2 reveal
Armored core
Warcraft 4 RTS
System shock 3/Bioshock 4
Demons souls remake

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>>378504521

my nigga

>KH3 stuff starts building up
>mfw it says this year or spring 2018

fuck the within three years people!

I'm probably the only one, but Bulletstorm 2

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I'd want them to announce Dragon's Dogma II but I'd also be worried at how horrible it could be so I secretly hope they never do.

I only really look forward to new IPs, because it doesn't hurt as badly when those fail.

And a release date for Bannerlord would be nice but taleworlds is incompetent and ginge will have nothing to say.

>>378506931
I kind of hope this happens. Just imagine all the funposting.

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Open mod support announced for Doom 2016
It's all I want.

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>>378504551
>Skate 4
came to say this.
feels bad when you have to depend on EA to save a genre though

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>>378506889
Fugg

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>EA panel starts
>No intro, no Andrew Wilson, just a black screen
>Nobody on stage
>Crowd is wondering whats going on
>And we're back, with EA....Radio Big

>>378506537
the spoiler tag honestly gave me chills

>>378506839
these X kills X are always stupid

Spyro HD
Sunshine HD
Gen 1/2 callback Pokemon game
Left 4 Dead 3
new SEGA VR game

I don't expect any of these

>>378508626
I've never been a Bioshock fan, I feel like plenty of people would be very underwhelmed by this or not even know what they mean by "Original Version" seen as they didn't care enough about the game to know about the cut content.

>lights dim
>monster hunter theme starts
It doesn't matter what happens after that, it just needs to happen

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>>378506537

>>378504923
Not gonna lie, I got a boner.

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>>378508716
>fuck the within three years people!
You mean SE themselves? Yeah man, what would they know? They've never been known to delay things for years.

>field on a sunny day
>two kids run out, guy and girl
>they talk about it being 15 years since the war
>suddenly a massive warship appears in the sky
>It's led by a large grey haired man on the deck
>this land belongs to me blah blah blah
>an explosion knocks the man on his back, he gets up as alarms sound
>the two kids are cowering until they look over and see another ship
>Blue Rogues! Attack!
>camera pans to a guy with a goggle on his right eye. He smirks
>the other ship readies itself to attack
>the goggled man takes out his cutlass
>both ships fly towards each other
> Skies of Arcadia II

>>378509030
Same.
Then again, it might be because I'm lying in my bed with a fever, but god damn what I wouldn't give for a new RC game

new xbox exclusives

And I don't mean timed exclusives.

>>378509104
>Valve ever releasing anything with 3

>>378506096
We don't need another shit dark souls sequel

Any age of empires remakes , or aoe4.

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>>378503680
>Metal Gear Rising 2
>Dragon's Dogma 2
>Mega Man X Collection
>TES6
>Metal Gear Solid 5 (Not V)
I'VE GOT THIS BURNING LIKE MY VEINS ARE FILL WITH NOTHING BUT GASOLINE

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Throughout the entire lifecycle of the WiiU I kept on telling people I would buy one the instant they announced a new Metroid title for the system; they never announced one, and I never bought one.

If you want me to buy a Switch then just give me my goddamn Metroid already, and I don't mean FedForce 2 or Another M.

>>378503680
Diddy Kong Racing 2 for the Switch would send shivers all across my balls.

>>378504551
>Payus 3
Naw. I don't want to be throat-fucked by DLC. I don't know why anyone would when there are actual complete games out there you can buy.

>>378505081
Any unknown KH3 worlds you can spoil?

>>378503862
That's.... that's what he meant anon

>>378507696
Wonderful 102

>>378509706
I just want to see what they did different.

>>378509852
i took it to mean a remake of NV

>>378509758
kachow

>>378510006
Of course they would pick one of the worst Pixar movies... Toy Story would have been so great but nooooo.

>Somewhere, you hear a remix of the original Hell March playing.

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>>378506809
>falling for the clickbait
classic /v/

>>378510001
Nah, I think he just meant it to be signifying that it was Obsidian making the game, since that's the most recognizable song from NV

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>>378503680
I would probably cry if Microsoft announced that they were doing a full HD remake of Banjo-Kazooie and Tooie.

>>378510117
The optimistic part of me is hoping that KH3 will be Square's big holiday 2017 release. Spring 2018 at the very latest. Do they have anything else big that could fill that holiday 2017 slot? I supposed FF7R, but I doubt we'll see the first episode until 2018.

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>>378509517
>that feel when I want everything on this list but at the same time do not want anything on this list for fear of them fucking up

>>378510232
Add in Banjo Threeie and I'll buy a Scorpio just for this.

>>378503680
>New Vegas fanboys, everyone

Death Stranding gameplay.

Kojma is already confirmed for E3 so hopefully we get to see it.

>Pokemon Stars
>Multiplat MMO
>Definitive Pokemon game
>Instead of new games, regions and pokemon are incorporated through dlc

>>378510409
I never understood why Nintendo has refused to do an MMO for Pokemon, it's the perfect franchise to work with.

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>Mysterious booth is assembled by surprise on the middle of the show, piece by piece
>they finally roll in an huge television to finish the assembly
>the television suddenly displays the logo on the picture
>they announce a very,VERY well designed piece of tech that is able to match the base PS4 system, but only for 150 dollars
>every single publisher and developer booth on the show raise the NEC flag and shows the 100+ games announced for the system at freaking launch

Fate/Extra CCC localisation for no fucking reason

>>378503680
>Big Iron intro plays
>when it stops the lights turn on
>Fucking Todd cowboy walks onto the stage as the lyrics start
I'd shit a brick because I wouldn't know if he'd fuck up the game or would give Obsidian another chance.

>>378510273
They've got DQXI releasing this year but that's Japan only

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>>378507729
Maybe someday

>>378503680
>Battlefleet Gothic: Armada The Damocles crusade expansion
>Adding Necrons and Nids into the game and adding a new campaign

I would be as hard as a ramming spur on a Retribution class battleship!

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>>378510405
>mfw it is yet another confusing CG trailer showing hollywood actors making faces with some random indie band playing in the background

PREASE ROOK FORWARD TO IT

>>378508776
You're not the only one. I just don't want gearbox touching it

>>378505925
We would be better off without this, who would allow this?

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>>378506610
Fuck texas. Pacific Northwest fallout comes first

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>TES VI: Argonia

>>378508842
DJ ATOMICA HERE WHILE YOURE OUT SHREDDING THE SLOPES...
i'd shit

>>378507356
this is going to be a staple of this year's E3

>>378508842
Ssx 4 PROPER. I'd die

>>378503680
New Final Fatasy Tactics Advance for 3ds.
I have been respodning this to this threads for the last past 5 years

>>378505638
fucking this
Its a rediculous pipe dream, but I will cream my shorts if the so much as tease a dragons dogma sequel.

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>E3 2017
>lights dim
>Gabe Newell's face appears on screen
>'Hi, I'm Gabe Newell. Now, normally, I'd be onstage doing this. But because this is such a special occasion, I'm doing this...from Space! Yup, thanks to all the money we've made from selling digital hats to total idiots, I was able to fund a trip for myself into space. Thanks, guys!'
>angry whispers and booing from the crowd
>'I'm also eating a ton again. I'm happy to announce that with an extremely high fat diet and experimental growth hormones, I've achieved my ideal weight of 1.5 trillion tons.'
>camera zooms out from Gabe's face to show a grossly obese, impossibly large Gabe, who is now literally a mass of flesh the size of Rhode Island strapped to rockets carrying his immense girth away from the planet
>cries of 'what the fuck' and more angry murmuring are heard from audience
>'Apparently, I am now so immense that I am larger than the asteroid that took out the dinosaurs. That's pretty darn big.'
>'Now, you might be asking yourself, 'What the fuck Gabe, where is Half-Life 3? What does his have to do with videogames? Well, I'm pleased to announce -'
>screen changes and displays the HL3 logo
>'-that Half-Life 3 will be available for download immediately following this conference for no charge. No fanfare, we're just releasing it.'
>Riotous applause in theater, sounds of joyous sobbing
>'I'm also very pleased to announce that I've achieved optimal distance for maximum effect!'
>crowd goes quiet, confused murmuring
>'When the rockets let go of me, I'll keep going for a little, then slowly be pulled back towards earth due to gravity. In about 3 days, I'll impact the earth, causing untold damage and destruction as my enormous mass collides with the continental United States.'
>HL3 logo turns into a countdown showing 72 hours left until impact
>crowd stares in shock
>'After almost ten years, I hope it will have been worth the weight!'

>DAWN OF THE FIRST DAY: 72 hours remain

>>378511097
>Fans hunt in packs, Arisen!

>>378510296
I feel you
I feel you deeply
this feeling I feel deeply

>Metal Gear Rising Revengence 2
>New Metroid
>Superman game
>Sci Fi Souls game

Viva Pinata 2 when

>>378511236
>they are weak to sequels and ports both!

nintendo releases two metroids one that is side scroller and the other is first-person no metroid other m gameplay and waifu bullshit

Epic announcing that they had developed Unreal 3 in secret ever since they finished UE4, and it'll be out this year.

>>378509758
No, no I can't cause they're tight-lipped about it.
From what I hear tho, she mostly handles OOB glitches anyway. Run around on these floors for a few hours, into this wall, this wall, this wall, etc. Which are broken down into mostly placeholder assets so even some testers can still experience the full game anew.

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>>378511201
>Leave this to me, gamers. This is boogie2988 here with one final request:
>PAY FOR MY HEALTHCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARE

>>378511475
this guy looks like he asks for more than two scoops

>Sony panel
>Rom suddenly turns dark
>"Sup bitches"
>" We fly high, no lie"

>>378511540
He doesn't order in scoops, he orders the whole tub

>>378511312
Shit man, it's been so long since I last saw a mention of Viva Pinata. It was years ago I remember trying the demo and the girl took my shovel away because I kept hitting her with it.

>>378509517
A man can dream..
A man can dream...

AC game made by the Brotherhood/Black Flag team
Fromsoft third person cyberpunk game inspired by Nihei
Bully 2
"The Last Guardian was just a prank guys here's the actual game Team Ico have been working on all these years"
"Mass Effect Andromeda was just a prank guys here's the actual game"
"Chaputeru tu was josto puranku desu..Rea chapta two ando fri ready fo downlod nau!" - Kojima


Jurassic Park survival horror game by Creative Assembly

FromSoft announces a new game.

Totally new series not related at all with SoulsBorne.

I would cum buckets.

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>>378508353
>Louisiana
>more Deathgators
>voodoo and magic shit
>some religious undertones
>Jetboats
I can dig it

>At the Nintendo direct Kimishima walks into screen.
>Smiles
>"You thought I was Kimishima...
>takes off mask
>but it was me, Iwata. And I've come from heaven directory to you."

>Nintendo golden age starts again

>>378508626
always good to be reminded of how shit the released version of Bioshock Infinite was. They should give all the original design documents to Arkane Studios and let em do it properly. Such a waste of setting and design.

>>378512040
Shhh. No teas, only dreams now.

>>378509517
>Dragon's Dogma 2
I heard rumblings that Dragon's Dogma Online was to get a western release pretty soon.

>>378512048
>directory

>>378503680
A Fallen London RPG.

>>378512081
Fuck you i'll have a cup of tea if i want.

>>378512327
No, you cannot.
For i have stolen all of the tea leaves.

>>378506931
This would be very funny imo.

Imagine all the live blogging. "ROOM IS DARK. GET READY"

>>378512048
He's dead, jim. Not even koijimbo can do a ruse cruise like that.

Nintendo announcing a full 2D Metroid game. No bullshit 2.5D, no spin-off faggotry, no drama, just pure 2D exploration. For 3DS. Prime game for Switch.

A fucking paper mario game that isn't bullshit. Stick to what TTYD and PM64 did right.

Diablo 4 with a much more Diablo 2-eque atmosphere would get me excited. It should be spooky.

Witcher 4 getting announced and simultaneously being released. (Never gonna happen but...)

Metroid 5

>Lights dim
>"Raddys ran rentleren, rar ru ready?"
>Slow drum buildup
>..........
>....
>SUDDEN bombastic music
>Mystery machine appears on screen
>"ROOOOBY DOOOBYYY DOOOOO!!"
>"Like hey guys, that spooky building looks real spooky like"
>SCOOBY DOO 3: THE LEGEND OF THE FUNKY PINEAPPLE
(exclusive to Switch)

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>black screen
>only sound is a low, rhythmic chiming
>SQUARE ENIX
>Platinum Games
>silence
Tell me, do you still want to live Dragon?

>>378512264
No one cares about shitty MMOs

>Whaddelabee

Spiderman release date
That zombie game Sony showcased with like thousands of them getting mowed down.
The Wild

>>378513135
>forget OP
>make mediocre post
just excited for, not apeshit

>>378513112
It plays pretty well for an MMO, it doesn't have the tab target faggotry that most MMOs have.

>>378506096
if only
>>378509397
>darksouls
lel

>>378503680
If Caramel's retarded theories actually turn out to be true.

>>378503680
ZOE3

GameRepublic resurrected from the dead, folklore2 announced. Two new IPs announced.

Rengoku 3?

An action adventure game with detailed and varied environments ala the IRL places that could be in videogames threads we have with deep philosophical and world building back/story, so afterwords I can argue with /v/ about it for 6 months to a year.

A proper conclusion to LoK series.

>>378511659
>2 tubs

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I just want a swtich port for Pokken so we can finally get the arcade characters, with maybe an improved training mode.

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>new puyo game dropping the 24 limit gets localized
>a console version of pop'n music gets made and localized
>persona 5 area
>startropics revival in the same vein of kid icarus uprising
>duck hunt revival in the same vein of KI:U
>a new sequel to KI:U
>dedede gets his own game that isn't a glorified minigame
>pokken for switch

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>stage goes dark
>a single spotlight shines down, turning on with a near deafaning crack amongst the thick silence
>gabe newell, with his gray hair and solmen expression, stands as the only thing visible in this palable darkness
>the audience begins to murmur
>they're worried about what sort of announcement would make gabe himself approach the stage.
>gabe newell continues to stare at the floor
>slowly, his right hand raises, pointing up towards the light
>it's as if gabe, despite staring at the floor, is grasping for the heavens above
>the audience has begun producing a low roar
>everyone is excited, now
>gabe's outstretched thumb curls up into his palm
>four fingers remain
>the audience begins to cheer
>four stage lights light up behind gabe, focusing in on him in a technicolor horror show of lights
>the audience has begun climbing over themselves to approach their saviour
>screaming fills the room
>gabe newells fourth finger, his pinky, curls up
>the screens begun to illuminate
>the light of the screens casts a horrifying picture of a massive mob of sweaty, unhealthy men and women climbing over eachother, a few outright mauling and tearing into eachother to get close so that they may bear witness to what is to come
>a three appears on screen
>gabe newell curls up his ring finger, leaving only two
>the audience begins to screech, in deafening horror, anger, and fear
>he speaks
"RICHOCHET 2, IN GLORIOUS VR"
>gabe newell is torn limb from limb in a matter of moments, in a show not unlike that of a school of amazonian pirahnas

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>>378513839
this

I want more shit about Borderlands 3

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>>378514729
I know i've heard this before, but it's still funny.

>Skrillex starts playing
>Announcing Call. Of. Duty. 25!

>>378503680
honestly, i don't know. i'd be excited to see a new Animal Crossing on Switch, as lame as that is, but i'm not sure what announcement would make me go apeshit, though i'm sure there's at least one possibility. i'm just excited to see what everyone, ps4, xbone, and switch, have to show off. this could be big, especially for switch, since it's a chance to make a good impression.

h

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>Screen fades to black
>Time, Dr Freeman? Is it really that time again?

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>>378503680
>EA conference
>Lights goes out
>Logo of Spore sequel is shown
>Trailer is shown
>Actual fucking gameplay is shown, nothing like the original but in it's fully realized glory
>Will Wright walks on the stage
Will Wright shoots himself onstageand the Release Date appears after that moment

>>378514968
Fuck the contrarian's who cared about Borderlands 2 story, it was super fun to play and Gameplay>Story. There is nothing like playing Krieg, he is allways so close to death but allways kicking ass.

>>378515592
HL3 would literally, unironically break the internet
the entire /v/ catalog would be "HL3 HL3 OMG" and the internet would creak under the strain of the sheer amount of traffic and posts and content being generated

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>>378515621
Never ever my friend.

New F-Zero being announced. I'm not naive enough to think it'll ever happen, though

>>378509104
>wanting ANOTHER pokemon game dickriding kanto

practically the entire series has been sucking off kanto.

>>378515847
I think the hype has passed, it's a meme at this point, i honestly don't think the majority of people would even give a shit about it anymore.

I know i don't, there is no way it could possibly live up to what everyone wants from it. They may as well just not bother.

>>378509104
>Gen 1/2 callback Pokemon game
Fire Red, Leaf Green, Heartgold and Soulsilver already exist.

>>378503680
This is a really stupid/autistic idea, but a FE/Zelda crossover that takes place during the civil war before OoT.

>>378516214
You forgot X/Y/Sun/Moon

>>378515592

>Dr. Freeman
>We cannot let your silence continue
>It is time Dr. Freeman
>Time to end it, Once and for all
>3 shows up on the screen
>Just as people are screaming and memeing. A song starts playing
>'Welcome to the Hotel California...'
>Cut to shots of sunny beaches (Such a Lovely Place)
>Cut to warnings of infected on what looks to be an abandoned quarantine zone (Such a Lovely Place)
>A women crying shows off her clawed zombie face and dapper clothes (Such a Lovely face)
>Starts showing different places as the song continues to play, Showing off 4 new survivors like Rooftop Korean or surfer dude
>Ends with the hand slamming down, L4D3
>Show new infected teaser in last 6 seconds

>>378516121
the last entry was a decade ago, kids don't even know what half life is

>>378513839
https://twitter.com/JoeMerrick/status/869445976662192128

we might be in luck, I just found out this happened

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>>378515817
My african american friend

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A new Metro or STALKER game would be nice.

COME ON GSC YOU REOPENED YOUR DOORS, GET THE OLD PEOPLE BACK, MAKE ANOTHER BUGGY MESSY THAT WILL BECOME A ROUGH GEM(S)

>>378517301
I would literally strip naked and dance around the streets proclaiming to the world that the second coming of Christ has arrived if S.T.A.L.K.E.R 2 is announced.

>>378503680
>Bethesda panel
>booth seems to be over
>room goes dark
>dead silence
>Rusty Cage starts playing

>>378503680
A life sim game like Animal Crossing but not Animal Crossing and not made by fucking Nintendo.
For the love of God, all I've ever wanted in my life is a game like Animal Crossing but made by people who aren't incompetent. I don't care what console it's on, I'll buy it in a heartbeat. Just do this one fucking thing.

>>378514807
meant to reply to this in
>>378517127

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MediEvil 3, same as every other year.

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>>378507429

>>378503680
Bloodborne 2 for switch.

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>>378516845
just fuck me up senpai

all I want is fable 4.

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TES in First Era

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>>378503680
Cyberpunk 2077 reveal

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All I really want at the moment is a port of JSRF.

>>378509397
You have to be at least 18 to be on 4chan

>>378509145
Eeeh. It has a good 70% of appearing imho. Both Stories and GenGen.

>>378520956
I just watched the teaser for it the other day and noticed it was posted in fucking 2013. Imagine how much progress has been made since then.

>>378505638
>>all that cliched shit
>>skies go dark
>>people look scared
>>flames light a section of the village on fire
>implying that's not more cliched than just a regular old peaceful village at this point

>>378508626
Except since Infinite was so well-received this isn't even a pipe-dream, it's just stupid

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>black screen
>lights are dimmed out
>the Valve logo appears
> Missster Freeman

>>378514062
>a new sequel to KI:U
FUCKING THIS SAKURAI GIVE US WHAT WE WANT THE SWITCH IS SO MUCH BETTER FOR IT THAN THE 3DS EVER WAS

>>378522209
hl2 remaster confirmed

I still hold onto hopes for the world ends with you 2...
on the switch

>>378522528
Literally the only person at SE who wants it to happen is Nomura and he's shackled with KH3 and FF7R

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>FROM SOFTWARE pops up
>familiar tunes from FreQuency start playing
>start seeing mech parts and a sci-fi aesthetic

cyberpunk gameplay footage

>>378510550
Not Nintendo's series.

I always look forward to the E3 compilation of cringy and weird shit.

Didn't razer use a fat black woman to show their portable VR last year? That was weird.

>>378504375
don't do it the spoon explodes

>5 minutes go by without mentioning Twitter or Facebook

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>>378523341
If only.

New fzero by the same av team. That's all i really need.

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>>378503680
>Microsoft leaves the console market no fuss no muss, no more intent to take over destroy and dominate.
>Nintendo announces its direct and express intent to stop being bad and relying on weak hardware with gimmicks again and starts making games with depth again that cater to EVERYONE instead of ONLY AND DIRECTLY CASUALS like they have for the past 10 years
>Nintendo produces anything of worth in general
>Sony actually gets games I want again instead of 25fps movie shit, QTE shit, uguu butchered shit JRPG's, slow tanky reality sims like shit souls and SJW simulators

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This desu.

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I would say KOTOR 3, but I would probably be suspicious of it rather than excited

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>>378523341
>those five minutes are spent talking about Netflix/Hulu/real sports

>>378513069
>not giving it to omega force so the musou clone can finally just become a musou game
it would make literally no difference anyway

>>378523706
So just Mario Kart 9? Adding Link is an obvious sign that's where they want to go with the series.

>the word 'sports' is not uttered a single time during EA's conference

>>378508020
Its on psn on ps3 for 10 bucks and you can get a ps3 for 30 bucks at a pawn shop its better then paying bull shit prices you might find online.

>>378513135
depressing taste anon.
2/10 try harder.

>>378503680
Metroid on Switch
Fire Emblem switch trailer
Etrian Odyssey 5 localisation
Etrian Odyssey Untold 3

>>378506194
This would be nice too. Unfortunately I don't have enough trust in Egosoft to expect the next game to not be shit.

>>378513224
DDO actually sounds fun, considering the original felt like a dead mmo with AI party members.

>Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Hiroyuki Takahashi from Camelot Software Planning

Golden Sun 4 announced for Switch

>>378524893
Would literally never happen. Golden sun is ded.

>>378522260
>uses Joycons for movement and aiming instead of the sticks

>>378524917
I know, hence why the thread is titled
>Something that if were to happen E3, would make you go apeshit

ignoring the horrific grammar, I'd lose my shit.
It hurts my heart that it'll never happen.

>>378524190
You think SE would want to mess with the winning formula now that they finally hit it? And I'd want to see Plat take their Scalebound experience and put it to use here.

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anyone else remember this shit? I want more of this shit.

>>378512416
Fucking zamasu

>>378525120
The DS game was great.

>>378503680
>Obsidian Fallout installment
>Devil May Cry 5
>all new engine from Bethesda for their next game
>TES 6 is set wherever, but the world and gameplay is more creative than Morrowind

>>378514062
>>duck hunt revival in the same vein of KI:U

How would it work/play?

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>>378525120
>The stage darkens at Nintendos conference
>Everyone is confused about what's happening
>"Years and years ago you all fought off the being that brought about the end of the world'
>"But our hero's story is not yet over"
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVuvaXmD8QM
>"We're proud to announce Custom Robo 2 exclusively on the Nintendo Switch"

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>Cyberpunk 2077 gets more info and gameplay showcase
>Dragons Dogma 2 is shown
>New Bioshock set in rapture again
>Valve unveils Half life 3, Portal 3, left 4 dead 3, team fortress 3. All in a box simply titled the 3 collection.

I would be very satisfied

>>378528872
>3 collection
>not the orange cube

>>378528872
Fuck I forgot Cyberpunk 2077 was a thing, is it officially vaporware yet?

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>>378504521
Came here to post this, I been waiting eleven years for KH3 and if this is the year they show a release date then Sony basically wins E3 in my eyes. Resident Evil 2 remake and another Metroid title would also make me jump out of my chair

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>>378511908
Oh god my dick can't handle this.

>>378528932
>orange cube
>Not orange triangle for the 3 sides

Resident Evil 2 remake gameplay.

Don't give a single fuck about any other game but this.

>>378509706
There is no heist simulator like Payday though.
>>378505381
>Jace Hall wanted to port it so that it could be played on modern computers but Atari cockblocked him for no reason

>>378510232
No point in remake. Just give us a sequel.

>>378511095
>Tactics Advance
>Not a prequel to Tactics taking place during the 50 Years war.

>>378511312
We need a sequel for this.

>>378529176
>Resident Evil 2 remake gameplay.
It would be about fucking time, they've been talking about that shit since before REmake launched. Shit, they've been thinking about making it since before fucking 4 was in development.

>>378510232
Yooka Laylee is out, literally what more do you want

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>>378505638
Holy shit I can't sit in my chair just thinking about the scenario you described

>>378529423
It already got a sequel, in fact it got 2, although one was a party game, a la Raving Rabbids.

>>378504494
I tried it and it does fuck all

>>378506835
>a remake of a 4 year old game
I want skyrim babies to leave

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A new spiritual successor to ZoE gets announced

I know there's like a 0.0001% chance but thats all i need familia

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Dead Space 4

Too bad the team who worked on the first two games left EA and the same EA killed the series with the 3rd game

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>>378503680
>Sony conference
>Dark Gothic trailer plays
>its Dante fighting a mysterious shadowy figure
>crowd goes wild
> "you got some sweet moves babe!"
>countless bats form into Morrigan
>darkstalkers 4

a man can dream... a man can dream...

>>378529010
>KH3
>REmake 2
>Metroid

Games that won't show up, it's like you want to be disappointed with this year's E3.

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>>378503680
>This happens
>Obsididrones collectively have an aneurysm and die
>/v/ is now a better place
That would be the day

>>378529906
>Dead Space 4

Let the series die anon....just let it die.

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>Monster Hunter 5 coming to PS4, Xbone and PC this winter

>>378529975
A circlejerk where people are both having fun and discussing a game is better than Far Cry 5 complaint thread #2000, I think /v/ would definitely be worse off without NV threads

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>Microsoft panel
>"Hey, guys, we tracked all former key worked of Ensemble Games, and we're reopening the company!"
>Age of Empires 3 gets new expansion pack on par with originals
>AoE 4 announced
>"also, we are announcing Freelancer 2! Set a couple of hundred years, it was have even more systems, more hidden bases, and more expansive trading capabilities!"

>>378529496
They only officially announced it last year though.

I guess it's more likely it will be shown at an event in Japan rather than E3 though.

>>378530209
>Freelancer 2

I didn't know i wanted this but now i do...

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>>378507356
>room goes dark
>jap walks onstage
>WE ARR PREAS TO PRESENTU A ROOK AT A NU GAMU
>trailer begins
>Mario and co running across grassy plains
>BING BING 1UP WAHOO SO LONG GAY BOWSER
>freeze frame, rotate
>running towards them, #BABBY #NOFILTER
>THE RABBIDS PREPARE FOR A NEW BATTLE
>A KINGDOM BATTLE ACROSS THE MUSHROOM KINGDOM
>music starts
>PARTY ROCKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
>mfw

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>the stage explodes killing every single person at E3 permanently

>>378507356
This poster was made by a group of mad trannies to try and make Laura Kate Dale look good.

>>378503983
So...Timesplitters: Rewind? That's coming out this year.

>>378529906
>watch random jewtoob video about series they're glad is dead
>say Dead Space and give an understandable reasoning for it AKA the 3rd game sucked dick and any game after it would likely be the same action orianted garbage because, you know, EA
>look in the comments and at the like/dislike ratio
>everyone shitting on them for saying Dead Space

You'd have to be a special kind of masochist to want another Dead Space game. It's borderline cuckoldry.

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Spyro Remastered Trilogy

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Rayman 4 fucking when?

>>378530447
>permanently
what

>>378530315
It's been "rumoured" for a long time, it was meant to happen instead of RE4.

>>378530569
it's the opposite of temporarily

>>378530610
how do you kill someone temporarily

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>>378530676
haven't you ever watched flatliners idiot?

>>378530610
How do you temporarily kill someone? Zap them twice with a defib? that actually wouldn't work, defibs don't jump start a heart, they only regulate heartbeats

>>378530381
>japs
>not the french

>>378530676
You can be clinically dead for a few seconds and still be alive after. Any decent length will leave you brain dead, but you already have that covered.

>>378530812
ok

but how do you kill someone temporarily with a bomb big enough to kill everyone at E3

>Gearbox presents TimeSplitters 4

How mad would you be?

>>378530868
You take a nuke, but make it so everyone becomes collectively brain dead for less than 30 seconds. Then they all get better .

>>378530868
You don't that's why he said permanently, fucking retard.

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>room gets dark
>darker
>so dark you can't see anything
>even the individual lights of phones start to flicker out
>the little spots of light get fewer and fewer, moving further and further away from each other at increasing speeds
>finally after eons the last light is extinguished
>every atom is an infinite distance apart
>entropy enjoys its final victory and nothing ever exists again

>>378530908
Not very since Rewind is already a thing and EA isn't retarded enough to suck Randy's asshole.

>>378530908
I would literally, not figuratively, literally, buy a plane ticket and burn Gearbox's studio down to the fucking ground, specifically where ever they're developing Timesplitters but i will jounrey to every single one of them if i have to.

>>378530995
>HL3 presented

>>378530868
You use a temporary bomb, fucking idiot.

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>>378530995
>release date: 2019

>>378531006
EA doesn't own Timesplitters m8, Crytek does.

>Free Radical is back from the dead, and we're pleased to announce our new game
Haze 2

>Ps4 exclusives (fuck all other consoles)
>TES VI, but only as long as they show good features, like removal of quest markers and realistic merchants
>Nintendo HQ explodes

>>378531201
Still, a fangroup is already making significant progress on Rewind to where it is coming out late 2017/early 2018.

>>378531302
Rewind looks like shit.

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>>378530995
Underrated post

>>378531339
We'll have to wait and see. It is most likely the last Timesplitters we will ever get.

I'd shit my pants if MGS5 autism anon was right

He won't be though

>>378530995
>lights come up on the screen
>the ragged masses turn their near-blind eyes to the foyer in stringent awe
>the hatred long burning in their hearts is replaced by dread as a feeling unfamiliar surges across their being
>the ceiling of the long-forgotten amphitheater shakes loose bits of concrete in response to their raucous upheaval
>the screen shows dust, which shivers away to give wake to the greatest and most time-consuming game reveal of all time:
>DARK SOULS IV: AGE OF DARKNESS

>Condemned reboot
I would probably masturbate then and there.

>>378503680
MGS5

>room gets dark
>room lights up quickly and then gets dark again
>repeat over and over
>cause epileptics to have seizures

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I've got too big of a backlog to care that much about new releases
The only game that would get me excited is Dark Cloud 3

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>>378503680

>power goes out for the entire building
>booming voice "Jews said video games are cancelled go home"

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>gameplay of Spider-Man
>no moon swinging

Dragon's Dogma II would be nice but, it's just going to be a western release for DD:O

>rooms go black
>don't go back

Another year, another weekend of hoping it gets Allahu Akbar'd

>Room goes black
>Muffled screaming sound in the background
>It seems to be getting closer, and louder
>Bright flash of light and fireworks going off everywhere
>Serious Sam 4 on the screen

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>Lights go dark
>Camera pans to the left screen
>"ATTACK THE CORE"
>Gradius flies from the left screen
>"Callsign Legend"
>Silverhawk flies from the right
>They meet up at the middle screen
>"GradiusxDarius Crossover TRANSFORM
>4player action
>Story modes
>Time attack
>DLC includes Parodius and R-Type levels

>>378531667
What is wrong with moonswinging?

>>378531902
Terrorists really need to step up their game, back in my day we watched planes fly into towers, now we just see tiny blasts in the corner of CCTV footage. If the goatfuckers can set a bomb off during a livestreamed event like E3 they will earn my respect.

>>378531948
>Room goes black
>Starts to warp
>RGB channels get separated
>"Welcome, my children. These gardens are your own. Feel free to explore as you will"
>Talos Principle 2

>Room goes dark
>Suddenly dead silence
>A man walks up to the stage
>Announces that
>That there has been a horrible power outage in the entire area and that E3 is canceled