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>>378497717
Where my dad went.
>>378497717
Who is the one playing guitar in the MM credits if Link left?
we many never know what really happened to Chief Irons
>>378497717
The GTAV thing
>>378498254
legitimate mystery
he could have been a full fledged character like the other two
>>378498254
>>378498475
that's wario
>>378498356
It was probably intended to never be solved just to add some "depth" and memorability to the game. Years from now popular "UNSOLVED GAMING MYSTERIES" videos will appear with GTAV in them.
>>378497774
t. basketball american
>>378498583
It's Sigmaario
Donald Love's disappearance in GTA III. You're doing missions for him, and suddenly poof, he's gone. With no further explanation.
>>378499145
wow what a waste of my time
>>378497717
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jP9LT5HuzrE
>>378497909
??????
whaat is this
>>378497821
That's Link as Mikau you mong.
>>378501107
Link leaves Termina before that concert happens.
>>378498794
Probably cut all ties with you for no exact reason because he's a paranoid psychopath
Good evening, I'm Robert Stack and welcome to Unsolved Mysteries. Tonight we are investigating the video game board of the image-posting website "4chan." Over the next hour we will attempt to investigate why posting video game-related content is so difficult for the board to accomplish.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFuGfwIhv14
>>378501203
Logically, he comes back to play in the show.
>>378501076
Theres no mysteries r* just likes to put in cryptic shit with no answer to fuck with players.
>>378501361
He better stick around since Mikau is now the father of seven babies.
>>378501463
That's when the mask comes off and Link scrams.
TONIGHT
ON UNSOOOLVED MYSTERIES:
BIGFOOT
>>378501463
Link could theoretically impregnate many Deku, Zora, and Goron women and then just bailed consequence free.
>>378501571
>Goron
>women
>>378501076
It looks like part of one of the Legend of Zelda logo, not sure which one.
UPDATE!!!
NOBODY GIVES A SHIIIT
ABOUT BIGFOOT
What happens to the Zora egss in MM if during a timeloop you skip the whole pirates sidequest and go straight to the boss and defeat it and lift the curse?
Why is the Indigo-go concert canceled? How come it stays canceled if Lulu gets her voice back on the first day?
I feel like MM is a pretty tight-knit game and the zora quest is the only event in the game that doesn't hold up to your later abilities to skip the pre-dungeon sidequests
>>378501619
Right, I forgot, Gorons just cum on rocks to make new ones.
>>378501546
WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT BIG FOOT?
Solve some of these instead
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Unidentified_serial_killers
>>378501798
Fuck you guys don't try to solve those. There's nothing even interesting there so don't waste your time trying.
>>378501931
fuck off flat tire killer
>>378501798
>>378501931
Samefag
>>378501931
I wonder who could be behind this post?
>>378501657
>What happens to the Zora egss in MM if during a timeloop you skip the whole pirates sidequest and go straight to the boss and defeat it and lift the curse?
The pirates probably eat some caviar.
It's for the best, being a single mom would have destroyed Lulu's music career.
>>378498794
Fuck that was so creepy for some reason.
I loved seeing him show up in San Andreas.
>>378501798
But that's not vidya.
>>378502190
I would usually restart my 3 days after getting the method to access the Temples, but I felt bad about the Great Bay, because with the other 3 killing the boss solves the area's problems, but Lulu won't get her eggs back if you just kill the boss. Poor girl.
>>378501352
Why is this so fucking creepy...
>>378498356
>>378498679
Which thing?
>>378498715
No its Tutorio.
>>378502408
Do you also save Romani from getting mindraped and anal probed by the ayys in every cycle?
Though I understand your autism, I always make sure to go through a perfect 3 day cycle right before beating the game.
>>378502453
It is a fear beyond belief.
>>378497717
>>378502679
>anal probe
She has a perfectly good front hole to probe but stupid ass ayys pick the back one. And they say ayys are smart.
>>378502453
man & girl go out to drive under moonlight. they stop at on at a side of road.
he turn to his girl and say:
"baby, i love you very much"
"what is it honey?"
"our car is broken down. i think the engine is broken. ill walk and get some more fuel."
"ok. ill stay here and look after our stereo. there have been news report of steres being stolen."
"good idea. keep the doors locked no matter what. i love you sweaty"
so the guy left to get full for the car. after two hours the girl say "where is my baby, he was supposed to be back by now".
then the girl here a scratching sound and voice say "LET ME IN"
the girl doesnt do it and then after a while she goes to sleep.
the next morning she wakes up and finds her boyfriend still not there. she gets out to check and man door hand hook car door
>>378503150
I think a bigger mystery is the eye on the back of the Daisy trophy's head
-- R
>>378503148
>she gets out to check and man door hand hook car door
what
>>378503314
newfag
>>378503353
I guess
>>378497909
looks like chester cheetah
what were in these boxes/crates?
Why was the Nintendo 64 so damn mysterious? Why did developers stop putting doors just out of reach?
>>378498254
DEEPEST LORE
>>378502692
Creepypasta bait
>>378501352
this and beyond belief are top tier
>>378503314
The joke is retards.
>>378498254
it's just dr mario making extra cash
>>378501798
>there could be serial killers posting on /v/ at this very moment
>>378498254
Sigmario
>>378503487
I always wanted to know what was behind those doors in Gruntilda's the life staling room in Banjo Kazooie. Before Tooie was released I actually had a dream about finding secret areas in Grunty's Lair in BT.
>>378503314
Newfig
I had a dream once that in star fox 64, in addition to the two secret warp sections, there were two VERY secret warp sections. It dug into my memory well enough that I thought they might be real for months.
>>378503953
That tower room was supposed to be in the game. It has area text and you were going to break through one of the windows to get to it. The final game still has a separate mesh for the window that wasn't in BK.
>>378503487
>>378503953
i came gallons to this door
>>378503445
overwatch skins
Nothing will ever top the amount of people dedicating hours of their time to figure out this video game mystery, only for Rockstar to shit on all of them.
>>378503953
i remember jumping into the lava at the gobi valley jiggy pad so many times to find the lava world that gobi was talking about, i also thought the stop n swop areas were odd before i knew about it
>>378497774
To buy cigarettes.
>>378505013CHEAT A DESERT DOOR OPENS WIDE ANCIENT SECRETS WAIT INSIDE
>>378504718
Man I went back to replay this game and I tried to beak bomb the shit out of that window, it's more obvious than a lot of the things they actually left in the games but it doesn't FUCKING work. It's bullshit.
>>378505205
The problem was clearly that they made weird and convoluted clues to a puzzle that was easily solved without actually understanding what they were meant to be.
>>378501798
>original night stalker took place where I live
Not surprising this shithole produced someone like that
>>378501798
>no boston strangler
Bullshit.
>>378503953
I remember trying for ages as a kid to get in to gruntildas lair in tooie
So much stuff to explore in rare games
>>378505013
There was actually a time when this door was open in my game as a kid
It was just a black rectangle and when I walked in I fell but the camera didn't move. I could hear banjo running around and eventually something started to attack me until I died.
>>378503148
>i love you sweaty
>>378503148
God it's been fucking YEARS
>>378502692
did anyone ever figure out what this shit was
>>378505205
What was the answer?
>>378503953
Damn
I want to play Banjo Tooie properly on my Wii but the fucking Not64 version still runs like shit and doesn't make me want to play it with all those slowdowns
>>378507292
Literally isn't one. R* was just fucking with everyone.
>>378508650
There's a white flower on the mountains between the volcano and the castle areas.Me and by brother used to make up stories about them during Free Trial
>>378502460
That My Chilliad jetpack thimg
>>378498794
He was supposed to die by a cut mission where you flew a plane into his apartment, but was cut because it was going to be released after 9/11.