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Does v like this guy?
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>>378487043
I like inspector gadget
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The underages hate him while oldfags like him.
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>>378487043
What's the most important aspect of any game?
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yes, but his channles is goign downhill fast

>fired bootsy
>mike and ryan
>fake comments praising ryan
>focusing more on movie than games
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>>378487561
being able to play the fucking thing?
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>>378487043
All e-celebs are cancer. Quarantine board when?
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>>378487043
Yes, I enjoy the way he presents games/movies/books/game publications and outlines facts about them. Good voice too.
>>378487567
Apparently the first 3 stuff is all because of Mike. Mike is in a spot of trouble now from what I can gather from the youtube comments due to some tantrum he had on reddit, a site which I despise too much to bother reading into.
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I liked him and have been watching his channel for years and I typically don't watch video game shit on YouTube. But I cannot stand that fat greasy fucking Ryan, basically stopped watching because of him.
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>>378487043
>SHIT FUCK CUNT
>hahaha a-am I funny guys?

He never was
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>>378487043
He hasn't been relevant for years. I really wish he'd go back to the past because the present sucks.
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>>378487878
lol just checked the reddit, and its all minecrap videos.

Mike is trying to censor it
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>>378488106

Yeah I liked him later on when he started to drop the act and started acting more like himself.
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>>378488763
I was just trying to get a few (you)s but this
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>>378488593
Well I'll take your word for it, I'm not going to bother checking.
He did this on Cinemassacre's website too, he changed Bootsy's username to something like "fucking asshole."
>>378488106
I didn't really watch him much for the humor, but I do enjoy a great deal of his skits and the way he presents a lot of his videos.
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>>378488593
Last night I found out about all this drama with Mike's dick pic that he was retarded enough to post on Twitter and then removed.
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What are your favourite Angry Nintendo Nerd videos?
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>>378488763
>acting more like himself.
A normie wannabe geek actor who doesn't actually care about video games! Investigate his ancestry.
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I remember someone a few months ago claiming to be a relative of James talking about how James is special ed. Everyone ignored it despite photos and insider info.
Then a few weeks ago James talks about how he was in Special Ed.
You're worshiping a high functioning autist.
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>>378487567
>focusing more on movie than games
He was always more of a movie buff than a gamer. AVGN was just a side thing that made him famous.
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I'm not liking the newer videos as much. The green screen shit in the Sonic 06 video was really forced and unfunny.
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Why would Mike concern himself with petty mortal stuff when he's packing a (thick) 12 inch hose?
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>>378489357
nah, ADD.
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>>378489578
do you think he gives blowjobs to himself?
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>>378489578
It's only 10 inches*.


*when viewed from a generous perspective
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>>378489510
The power rangers episode was great though.
Little effort was put into the 06 one because it was just sponsored shit.
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do you think James will fire Mike?
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>>378487043
he made a few nostalgia vids i enjoyed, but try watching them (mike is not as bad) actually play games that employ more than 2 buttons.... fuck, it's painful...
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>>378487043
I liked the guy and I still like it. I never liked any of the other guys and I don't know why that other guy left. There was some drama? Anyone care to fill me in with the shitfest Mike did to the "business"? Too lazy to Google desu famalam.
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Where do I see this dick pic.

We having been meming about a 10incher for years it's time to find out for real.
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>>378491971
i think he posted his dick on the reddit under the main cinamassre account. And James just found out about it

now the subreddit is filled with dick and minecrap threads
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>>378492045
>it's time to find out for real.
its not like that could be faked or another person
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>>378492123
I heard he is a fucking faggot anyway, having an open relationship aka his whore is fucking with the whole nation while he plays drunk mario on nintendo. What a shit life.
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>>378492349
If you have location of the picture then we can analyze it.

Mike has black hair, the carpet should match the drapes etc

We have been able to work with less before.
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>>378491442
Lmao what the fuck happened?
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>>378489578
Why would any woman service that dick when it's attached to a childish asshole whose only claim to fame is leeching off his more successful friend?
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>>378493293
It's huge. Probably turns the girl retarded when he slams it into her
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>>378493293
>woman
Doesn't Mike date a tranny though?
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>>378494176
she considers herself to be a women tho
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>>378489578
He's more concerned with building brown bricks in Mine Crap with his friend Inspector Gadget.
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So who saved the dick pic?

Share that shit, full homo
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>>378494413
this, post that shit

also is there source on the video of him talking about sex with his gf?
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I prefer that Mike Matei fellow. Did you know that he has a 10 inch dick? It's a real shame his Elmo in Grouchland and Minecraft with Gadget videos got so much undeserved hate, those videos really highlighted his comedic genius. Also, did you know he has a ten inch dick?
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If James wasn't an autistic spineless coward, he'd remove Mike from the channel or force him to make a public apology.

Mike singlehandedly ruined Cinemassacre and he's dragging the channel's reputation through the dirt.
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>>378494324
THAT'S A MAN, BABY.
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What happened to Bootsy?
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>>378492123
>that one guy that felt the need to add ''i'm a bisexual'' on his post.
I hate faggots like him.
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He's way way past his prime, and the whole schtick already ran most of its course.
He suffered from the strangest case I've seen a pseudo-actor go through; his older videos are very genuine, his anger is very convincing. Nowadays he just aimlessly screams over anything. It's like he progressively got worse at acting as time went on.
Also, he fucking sucks donkey dick at videogames, which again, he masked pretty well in the older videos, but now it's evident he bitches at a lot of things because he doesn't understand how the game works, or just generally because he fucking sucks at it.
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>>378487567
>fired bootsy
what? isn't he their friend? what happened?
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>>378491442
if one of moms of his underaged followers wanted to press charges, she could. mike exposed his penis to god knows how many young boys on twitter and reddit when he posted that dick pic. in court, he'd have to prove that he had no knowledge that anyone who followed him was under 18. good luck mike!
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>>378497434
He wanted a percentage of the revenue they got from the videos he appeared in, and Mike told him to fuck off. I don't know how involved James was in the whole thing if at all.
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>>378489357
Phew I thought you were going to say intellectual disability
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>>378489673
Can anyone explain to me this dick thing
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>>378498706
The are both asburgers
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>>378498807
He posted a picture of his dick on twitter. It's huge. That's about all. Move along
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>>378497434
bootsy was a threat to mike's reputation and career because the fans liked him more, and also he was better at video games than mike. mike fired him with the excuse that cinemassacre was moving in a different direction without him
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>>378497434
I am pretty sure he was posting a lot of anti donald trump stuff. Which got jontron in trouble. So they didnt want the same thing to happen
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>>378498807
he posted a dick pic on reddit, which was illegal, and a mod leaked all of the drama BTS about how they should handle the situation. mike had a meltdown and banned all of the cinemassacre reddit mods, so now they're exacting revenge. it's been fun to watch
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>>378498978
Mike posts a dick pic for everyone, even kids, to see. Bootsy posts a joke about Trump and gets fired

Try a new excuse, because that's the one that Mike has been trying to push in order to save his ass
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>>378497434
bootsy was too good at videogames and mike got jealous
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>>378487549
Ironically enough you have to be underage to find his content funny. I was 14/15 when I found 4chan and coincidentally that's exactly when the first episode of AVGN came out.

Even back then, I wasn't amused by his immature toilet humor but I assume the 13 and under demographic was.

>shitpickle XD LOL diarrhea dump assfuck

What I liked was how he got angry and showcased bad games I never played myself. Wasn't long before that novelty wore off but I kept watching because of some misguided sense of loyalty I guess? Eventually I just stopped caring and now when I see a new video show up in recommendations or wherever I will watch it but it's just all so cringeworthy.
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>>378498978
hi mike
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The whole thing with Bootsy bugs me the most really, dude seemed legitimely passionate and talented, getting fired like that plus the covering up by Mike is just sad
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>Oh, Mein Kampf! I cannot wait to read Mein Kampf. Do you know what my favorite thing to do is with Mein Kampf? I love gassing Jews with Mein Kampf. Gassing Jews with Mein Kampf is the best thing and the most amount of fun you can have while reading a book. I understand why all the kids are reading this book these days -- it's because they like to gas greedy Jews with Mein Kampf. I also like to gas greedy Jews with Mein Kampf. It's the most fun you can possibly have. What is the point of Mein Kampf?
What did Mike mean by this?
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lol
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>Controversy about Mike's dick
Just as Mike planned.
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>>378500336
oh this made me laugh. what a wacky guy
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Total Recall. TOTAL SHIT.
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i wanna suck mikes big benis
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>James having a SECOND kid
I mean I'm happy for the guy, but..
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there were some ok ones, but his video of wizard of oz one was serious autism.
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>>378500827
What's wrong with having kids?
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>>378500985
He has autism genes, and his wife doesn't love him. That's a recipe for a fucked up child.
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>>378500985
James is confirmed special ed. With a ton of shitty genes (balding at 30, predisposition toward mental illness, gaped teeth).
He's the last person that should have kids.
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>>378501373
it's mikes kid you dingus
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>>378487043
Grew out of his videos. His movie reviews and stuff were interesting at first, but they're very lazily made. No video clips of examples of what he's talking about or anything. I can get he's avoiding any copyright issues, but his videos are boring af for it.
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>>378501294
>>378501373
He's literally just a normal guy. If he can get laid I don't see how that's crippling autism.
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>>378501294
>his wife doesn't love him
You poor child. Love isn't real.
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>>378501473
>>378501373
Serious question: Why do you post this kind of shit? Like, is this the sort of thing that gets you off? Or is it just funny to you?
Video games?
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>>378500336
Mike is such a fucking autist, I'll never understand why everyone decided to start loving him because of le ebin big dick. I know v is full of faggots but at least have some taste if you're going to be a homo
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king kong video game review

>mike: this game has such shitty graphics, graphics have advanced so much over time
>james: actually it looks pretty good
>mike: yeah it looks pretty good
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>>378501672
he started the meme himself you dummy
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>>378501554
Not the idealized Disney-esque love but it's certainly possible to have two life partners that respect, care for, and are attracted to each other.

James's wife is most certainly getting dicked by other dudes on the reg.
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Post your best rants

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Oem60yvtUY

I've got to learn the football rant at some point.
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So, did Mike Matei officially killed cinemassacre this weekend?

Saw it coming a mile away
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>>378487567
When will we solve the balding problem some men suffer from? No one should have to suffer losing their hair in their 30s let alone 20s. I'm just happy I lucked out on the hair genetics
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>>378503932
it will be cured pretty soon with CRISPR or something else
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Note how every single video that only includes James has the best like-dislike ratio. Mike should just be removed. Or at least take a backseat for now on.
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>>378503932
cure death first
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>>378487685
I love e-celeb threads and I support this message
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>>378503429
what are you talking about?
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>>378497434
bootsy was being a giant political faggot on Twitter and James & Mike dropped his ass. Good on them.
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>>378504831
Mike had a meltdown on Reddit, banning all of the cinemassacre mods at the same time because someone leaked info. Now they're all leaking info out of spite. Mike is like really fucked up crazy, from what it seems like. A terrible, insecure person who is destroying cinemassacre single handedly
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>>378504918
Anyone who follows him on twitter knows that the "tweeted too much about politics" meme was forced by Mike after the backlash
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>>378493489
Shut up, Mike
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Mike has been desperate to cover up the whole Bootsy thing.

He basically fired every mod on the AVGN and Cinemasscre subreddit (lul) and replaced them with people who go by anything he says including some youtube partners.

If you talk about Bootsy in anyway its a ban.
If you talk about Mike's dick pic he posted on Twitter, Youtube, and leddit you are banned.
Anything negative about Mike and you are banned.

Watching most of the videos Mike just seems like that friend hanging on to his other friend's success.
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>>378505839
Mike was also a dick to /ourguy/ Chris Bores, who mistook him for James. That's why he never acknowledged AVGN for a decade.
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>Reading all about it on reddit
>/r/AVGN, /r/Cinemassacre and /r/SubRedditDrama, /r/Outoftheloop is going apeshit
>I haven't enjoyed Mike until now
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I've always liked James. He is a genuinely nice person to meet and makes content worthy of being celebrated.
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>>378506575
James is great, Mike isn't.
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>>378505839
>Leaked info
>Posts no leaked info

Damn bro intense leaks
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>>378503932
Isn't James like 40?
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>>378506434
>/r/SubRedditDrama
Is this a real thing? I can't imagine what would be so dramatic about Reddit.
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I swear I've been seeing that dick pic here for like two years. Did Reddit JUST find out about it?
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>>378488593
It was all over once Silvagunner jumped into the bandwagon. Mike will never erase inspector mein kampf from his existence.
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>>378506996
I think Mineycrafta becoming a meme literally made Mike go insane.
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>>378506785
Yes it's real and it's hilarious to read.
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>>378507047
It was a meme ever since but only a month ago or so it hit the mainstream parts of the internet
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he's been posting about his dick size on youtube and deleting it since last year, this is from like october I think
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>>378506575
I enjoy the way his voice sounds and the depth that he analyzes stuff in. He recently made a video on the Oz series and I enjoyed it quite a bit despite not being a huge fan of the Wizard of Oz story. I hope his AVGN stuff picks back up to the standard that the MMPR episode was at, but if not I still enjoy his other stuff. For a guy who became famous on swearing and acting overly pissed off he certainly is a rather innocent fellow though, he seems incredibly unaware of most stuff happening online and largely keeps to himself outside of Cinemassacre material, and when stuff does hit the fan online (e.g. ghostbusters), he ignores it.
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What really happened with Bootsy? he was fucking great, fuck them
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>>378507260
siivagunner

but yeah, when it came out 4 years ago there were plenty of threads and there have been steady occasional threads since then
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James got cucked out of his own channel by Mike 'Motherfucker' Matei LMAO!

>10 years ago
>Jamesnintendonerd
>Now
>lmao guys it has always be my channel - Mike the fucker
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>>378487478

I LOVE TO BUILD WITH BROWN BRICKS IN MINEEECRAFT
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>>378507591
Mike despises him and kicked him out. Changed his username to something like "Fuck off asshole" on the cinemassacre website and throws a tantrum if he's ever mentioned. Considering the reasons he's tried to pass off for excommunicating him, I doubt James was involved at all. He barely uses social media in general (usually through Mike) and I highly doubt he ever saw any of Bootsy's stuff.
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>>378505839
>mods leak info
>Mike does the sensible thing and remove them as mods
>WOW WTF WHY DID MIKE DO THAT
how the fuck is he crazy?
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>>378489040
So is it true? Is Mike's dick really 12 inches?
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>>378507802
You can shut up now.
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>One of my favorite videos of the "new era" of cinemassacre is Mike and Ryna's 2 part pokemon go shit
>That pure enjoyment and fun they were having with it
>Realize that the entire game was nothing more than a fad and everything they said about it basically went to shit a month later

I just loved how into it they were and how much fun they were having with it, shame it went to total shit
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>>378507852
One mod leaked info and he fired all 9 mods

Fucking pussy
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>>378507752
but he drew the terrible title cards and is continually the worst part of AVGN episodes
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>>378487567
>>focusing more on movie than games
I've always liked Monster Madness and James' home videos more than AVGN. Yes the new reviews suck ass, but that's more due to the state of the channel's output than the subject matter.
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>>378508037
More like 9 inches. He is really big but not that big
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>>378508103
I honestly thought those were by fans because they all looked very cheaply made... jesus..

>>378508112
Yeah the monster madness was cool and the dvd collections and random formats were cool too.
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>>378508132
where's the picture?
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>>378494362
I LOVE BUILDING WITH BROWN BRICKS IN MINECRAP

THERE IS NOTHING MORE FUN TO DO THAN BUILDING WITH BROWN BRICKS IN MINECRAP
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>>378508038
Can't wait for this to get absolutely run into the ground with normal fag memes like the We are Number One song, remember when it was a thing only on 4chan for like a day?
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>>378499332
>Guest James Rolfe

my fucking sides
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Yes but, Ryan and Mike are consistently awful. James is always great and Bootsy was good too. Too bad Mike is a faggot and had him fired.
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>>378495779
>the city of you
fuck off
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>>378508285
mike is continually taking down reuploads of mineycrafta on youtube
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>>378506785
Subreddits love to autisticly screech and it's funny seeing them act retarded.
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>>378487043
I like him.
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>>378501917
Why do you say this? Is there something out there that brought you to this conclusion? I genuinely want to know lol
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Didn't Mike plaster his dick shot all around the internet a while back?
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>>378508281
why do you want to see it?
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>>378501917
Is there like a blog of James's wife talking about fucking other people?
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>>378508538
Damn. Well he does have a huge dick
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>>378508538
>dick is close to camera
>tape measure is far away
>doesn't even start at 0"

What did he mean by this?
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>>378508602
Because I want to clear this up once and for all
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>>378508641
No, a black character got kissed by a girl in the AVGN movie.

That's it.
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>>378508538
lmao that's like 6 inches, who is he trying to fool?
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>>378508538
thats like average. He doesn't even start the tape measure at zero.

The fuck is he trying to fool?
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>>378494740
Why yes, we do, fellow Mike Matei lover. As you and everyone must know by now, this board is dedicated to Mike and his 10 inch penis. What a funny fellow, that Mike. People only disliked his Inspector Gadget video because they're jealous of his long shlong. Sad!
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>>378508837
He got called out on making the pic misleading, which is the main reason he's trying to erase it from the internet.
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See that Brick?
You can Build it
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>mike applied to be a janitor just to delete imgur links about himself
Why is he so paranoid?
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>>378509068
where did you hear this?
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>>378487685
No. Grumpy geese like you who whine about them nonstop despite them being an integral part to gaming culture are. Gtfo newfag I'll delete you if you don't.
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>>378508971
This is fucking gold. What an insecure little man.
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>Mike posted his dick to Reddit because 12 year olds keep making jokes about it
Is Mike literally autistic?
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>>378509252
>>378508538
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>>378509429
what
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>>378509495
an anon posted an imgur link to Mike's penis and it was taken down immediately.
>>378509390
probably, yes.
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>>378509637
Yepp got banned for it as well
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>>378506425
Irategamer is the worst YouTube channel I have ever seen
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>>378509760
Fuck off Batdan
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where can i go to view said picture of said penis of said mike without linking it here?
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>autosage
wew
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