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Actually good "requires actual talent in humor and composition" template.

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>>378486058
This is the best I could put together on my phone.

>>378489590
But you're fucking wrong. Go back and look at what I posted and think about how shit posting I'd ruining this (these) country (countries).

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>>378490625
Nier:Automata was a masterpiece, are you retarded?

>>378486261
he just proved you wrong
>>378489590

>>378490773
I just went put forth the effort to type out, on my phone, a detailed and reasoned response that explained why I did not like the game, and then mimi fucking froze like it does before I actually posted, so it's gone. I'll just give some quick bullet points.

>Feels rushed, no real plot development
>Bland characters with no real development that I can't attach to (except pascal)
>rule of cool sword combat despite technology that isn't fun
>Too easy even on very hard despite having not grinded. Seriously I had to decide not to use my pod and remove all chips but the os chip to feel like I was ever in danger.
>half assed, could have been good back story that I'd only there to support Shonen tier melodramatic teen shit pseudo romance.
>it just wasn't fun. Too much rule of cool but no substance to make me forgive that.

It all looked and felt good, but so does my car, and sitting in that for hours kind of sucks too.

>>378490773

Oh, and I had an operator call me crying about her fucking relationship problems. That right there is basically how the whole game feels.

>>378493941
When is the remake coming out?

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>>378494231
No clue mate. VERY much looking forward to it though.

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Before someone starts complaining.

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>>378486058

if you have more than one thing in a panel then your post is bad

>Vote

http://www.strawpoll.me/13071457

>Vote

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>>378486058

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Weird request. Does anyone have the reaction image of the lady wearing the head mounted binocular thing?

One pic is with it on her face, and the other is with it off.

>>378494316
This just made my fucking day, I love you

>>378494861
There will come a time when this meme stops being funny, but it is not today

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>>378494890
Weirdly I do

>>378494703
how are your legs anon?

>>378494591
Wth is the left pic?

>>378494637
Puzzle agent is so amazing
The style is what sold me
Also kek nice

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>>378494890

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>>378494637
>gif
I should've known.

>>378495067
best one

>>378495179
I have absolutely no regret just pizza cutting my way through the rest of the game after getting it, even if at times I got fucked since I wouldn't stop holding the button.

The ones with a thousand fucking images in the punchline aren't funny because you are just making the same exact joke as all the others that do that, i.e. IT WAS CRAZY WOAH
A single image is far more descriptive and funny.

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>>378495143
thank you man.

>>378495383
I respectfully disagree, I think both can be funny. It's harder for a single image to perfectly encapsulate all of the different feelings you have about a game so I think sometimes having multiple images can be useful.

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>>378495067
yeah that seems about right

>>378495429
>implying anyone called the type correctly

>>378495171
Am album by Nine Inch Nails called The Downward Spiral

>>378495429
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>>378496434

Awful

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>>378493941
>>378494231
should i play the regular version or the Classic HD version?

>>378497872
Classic HD!

It has a vastly improved translation, slightly improved graphics, and a couple of other beneficial tweaks.

>>378496818
>someone's posted some references to the meta of a game I haven't played sonce I was seven
>I don't understand these references
>should I ignore these posts?
>no! I know, I 'll let him know I'm an idiot, what's more I'll link all the posts, so he really really knows what I'm saying is important

>>378499183

>Could my 'joke' that doesn't even make sense to anyone who doesn't play a children's JRPG competitively possibly be unfunny? No, it's the anons who are to blame.

>>378500110
>everything on this board must cater to me, even content relating to games I don't like!

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>>378494861

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>>378486058
1/2

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>>378486058
2/2

>>378501047

>my joke's really funny. The pokemon looks a certain way but its role in the meta is different than that! It's really funny!

I don't even think /vp/ would find these amusing.

>>378499183
Wow guy, I just responded "awful" to your unfunny posts, and you make up a fucking backstory for me.

>>378495730
>that splash of blue in yu's hair

perfect

>>378505202
fucking /jp/ ree

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>>378494103

Thank you.

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this thread is terrible

>>378486058
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>>378486261
anyone have the template for "if you could make you own game"? It has
>its like
>mixed with
>and a little bit of
in the boxes

>>378487903
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>>378497686
oh wow these are pretty good
>>378489590
>>378494103
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>>378494890
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>>378506119
wow these are shit
>>378494591
not even vidya

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>>378507209
>he put mine in the shit list

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>>378507209
End your life ASAP.

>>378505202
Truth that childhood friend is always worst girl confirmed once again.

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>>378497686
Good one.

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>>378507209
>being a judgefag

>>378507605
That's why you always pick the loli or loli-like girl, the worst that can happen is she dies, or doesn't have a route, poor Illya.

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>>378507758
The individual desires judgment.

>>378507948
I only desire boobies and sushi.

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>>378508071
Without that desire, the cohesion of groups is impossible, and so is civilization.

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>>378490773
I've seen this at least a few hundred times by now and it doesn't become any more okay.

ffs it came BEFORE the Shrek memes.

>>378508898
I know that feel

>>378509080
Too much shit for a coherent message.

>>378493281
So basically you just didn't like the game? Who cares? Your opinion is worthless.

>>378508898
Wait is it actually worth playing past the porn?

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>>378502490
10/10

>>378510663
I'm a RE6 fag, but this is pretty good

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>>378502298

>>378510845
For sure

>>378501942
>not Jonny Guitar
fix your pic anon

>>378507605
Childhood friend is great but but this girl is bitchy at the beginning. She gets better later.
She's not that great of a childhood friend

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>>378511150
10000 seconds in paint

>>378494861
I've never really thought this meme was that funny, but I still got its humor just didn't care for it.

This post was unexpected and it is the first time that last frame actually made me audibly laugh

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>>378510845
75% of the monsters you can get raped by are legitimately horrifying; I have had a hard time imagining many people playing it for the porn

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>>378494316
This is factually wrong, you fucking shitter. Automata is literally NieR with a more simple Bayonetta combat. It's got the same atmosphere and charm as the original. Automata is no where fucking close to being as bad as DoD3. How fucking dare you compare it to that shit.

>>378510940
????????

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>>378510940

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Been hoping to get my hands on the sequel some time soon.

>>378511796
You sound frustrated. Here, listen to some music and relax.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ph4f06Q5ItE

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>>378486058
How is HellMoo and why is there an anime reaction image there? Was it boring?

>>378487903
>>378489590
>Expected Eva Got cute girls
>Expected cute girls Got Eva
Which one is right?

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>>378512250

>more than 1 picture in each slot
>most aren't even trying to be funny, just lotsathingsIlike/lotsathingsIdislike and vice versa
When did reddit take over

>>378512575
I like the more busy looking ones

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Here's an actual not shit Automata one coming from someone who actually played all Taro's games beforehand.

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>>378513512
Felt the same, nice

>>378513341
it plays nothing like Bayonetta though because if it did it wouldnt be shit.

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>>378513570
On a very basic level it plays like Bayonetta. Just because it's not as incredibly complex and deep doesn't make it shit. Stop thinking in extremes you child.

>>378494703

THIS lmfao.

>>378513857
i'm not thinking in extremes.

i'm thinking in a very simple way.

I play Bayonetta I ahve fun killing and kicking shits ass.

I play Nier and it feels like a chore to spam the same combo over and over again.

>>378494703
I usually hate it when people use a fuck-ton of pictures for the last panel, but in this case it is most certainly appropriate.

>>378512439
Child prostitutes

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>>378513956
You clearly didn't play Taro's previous games, because this compared to them is a fucking godsend. Also you are dumbing it down to "there's only one combo square square triangle" so you are actively playing the game boringly when there are 4 different weapon types all with their own unique movesets that you can switch on the fly in between combos to make even more combos yet you treat the game like it's worse than Musou. Stop calling things shit when they're not.

>>378514520
You're right I didn't.

I don't get why I should compare them to Taro's previous games? Video games aren't relative in a series they're relative to EVERY OTHER VIDEO GAME.

>so you are actively playing the game boringly when there are 4 different weapon types all with their own unique movesets that you can switch on the fly in between combos to make even more combos yet you treat the game like it's worse than Musou. Stop calling things shit when they're not.

But why don't I just do square square triangle in Bayonetta? It's a good combo, A fast and easy wicked weave, and yet I don't feel compelled to spam it...?

Is it perhaps because the game design in Bayonetta is good and in Nier it's shit? No can't be! It's all my fault!

Bayonetta seems to reward me for trying different combos and doing well timed things.

Nier bosses are mostly just button mash spam sessions with awful camera angles.

>>378514683
(u)

>>378502376
Kazuhira "Don't bring Kikongo onto Mother Base" Miller

>>378514693
> No can't be! It's all my fault!

Yes. Stop getting angry about what you self-impose you sperg.

>>378510940
>played dark souls 2
>expected dark souls 2 with good graphics
>got taco bell
I swear some of these images are made by a random image scraper

>>378512527
honestly very accurate, I have a huge soft spot for this game

>>378514917
I'm not self imposing it though, the game doesn't reward different combos well at all unlike Bayonetta which was my whole point.

It isn't self-imposed if the game likes me doing it.

Can I vary up my combos? sure. I can do that, but it feels less rewarding than to do a simpler one.

Stop defending this for no reason.

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>>378515108
>I'm not self imposing it though
>Can I vary up my combos? sure. I can do that, but it feels

Ok

>>378515480
why are you dead set on ignoring context?

If the game is designed around rewarding me spamming 1 combo over and over again unlike Bayonetta, why is that not a fair criticism of a game?

>>378515628

You're right, also why the fuck doesn't Mario give me combos? Why can't I do combos in Mario Kart?

>>378494637
such a good game, fuck the Witness

>>378515750
? those are completely different games and im responding to the fucking fact the image said it was Bayonetta crossed with Nier which is just wrong bceause its combos are nothing like Bayonetta.

I'm really starting to think you have some logical issues as you can't seem to follow basic reasoning.

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>>378512527
>implying spaceballs is any better

>>378515867

I'm not the guy you were talking to, its a joke, faggot.

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>>378515941
oops should have known when i saw your username...

>>378515628
If you don't like the game because of how you need to play optimally at all times, sure, that's a legitimate reason for you not liking the game. Don't expect others to accommodate your sperging thogu

>>378515956
seems acc. to canon
http://www.pown.it/3057

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Thats all i found.

>>378505202
Hold on, doesn't あんな mean hole, as in vagina hole?

>>378497872
where can you even find the regular version, besides pirating it?

Anyway, I was dubious about the classic hd one, but they massively improved loading times (they're still far from perfect), fixed with the torch glitching out near the grass textures.
They just fucked up with applying some sort of color filter that spastically changes brightness when source of light is appearing in frame.

>>378507209
>>378496818
>>378495256
pretty good summaries

>>378507209
DON'T SAY EVIL THINGS

>>378510663
I know this is old but all I see with RE6 is a giraffe man forcing a guy to give him a blowjob.

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>>378516754

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>>378509850
So basically you like the game? Who cares? Your opinion is worthless.

>>378515956
every dragon ball Z game is pretty ass when it comes to fighting games just like other tv show based fighting games
if you want the most fun out of a fighting game follow a real franchise like tekken, kof, street fighter....
that said DBZ Budokai Tenkaichi can be pretty fun

>>378522959
dbz games are dbz simulators, not fighting games in the classic sense

>>378520890
>what I expected: a bunch of military shit
>what I got: a bunch of military shit
Well good for you, I suppose.

>>378523059
they are not simulators in any way either
they are just 3D fighting games with a lot of long range spam attacks and an extremelly basic combat system

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>>378494861
> (you)

>>378507209
> high octane internet bullying

>>378499183
nice fanfic about some random anon

These threads have been so awful for the past few years. Why do redditors just try to cram a ton of images into one panel?

>>378527162
Because games are long works that usually convey more than a single theme or idea.

That said, fuck anyone who puts in multiple images that say the exact same thing

>>378513857
Sure, because it removed everything good about the Bayonetta combat system

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>>378527162

Here's how it goes:

Single image: A joke for people who haven't played the game and/or summarizing one major plot point or mechanic

Multiple images: Inside jokes that only people who've played/beaten the game will get.

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>>378527453
Another one.

>>378494861
how do you make a webcomic so bad jokes about it are funny ten years later?

>>378527279
Except the point of these has never been to dissect every aspect of something but to draw up a basic analogy that tries to be amusing. If you're too stupid to do that then just don't bother.

>>378508332
Fucking loved those games as a kid

>>378512010
Fuck, that's harsh.
I agree completely.

>>378527279
But the point of these images isn't to create some kind of encyclopedic summary of the games themes or ideas. It's to make jokes.

Multiple image posts are just autistic and boring.

>>378495561

I fucking love playing snips

>>378528187
>>378527839
Yeah, but you should know that /v/ is incapable of making jokes. They just repeat the same shitposting over and over, thinking it's just as funny every single time

It's for the better, honestly

>>378494103
Nice

>>378494578
you guys still think this meta meme is funny? Do you have any pun humor you'd like to throw into the mix?

>>378493281
DUDE, ROOL OF COOL LMAO
>>/tvtroups/

>>378527530
the third panel needs to be a gay pride parade and or furies (with implied autism).

>>378528978
You probably have lots of friends that make sure to come to each of your birthdays.

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>>378486058

If I learned one thing from this thread, it's that Nier shills are cancer that ruin everything they touch.

>>378530012
Recent games always get tons of exposure in these threads tho

Unless you mean that one spergout

>>378495067
omg 10/10

>>378512452
Automata doesn't get anywhere as crazy as Eva.

Drakengard is Eva, and Automata is Madoka Magica.

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>>378510862
Do you seriously wanna fight?

>>378497872
Classic HD is just regular with a bit better graphics, less bugs and (apparently) not shitty english translation.

>>378494231
end of 18 probably, demo looks alright tho.

>>378495067

THIS

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>>378514415
>mfw rolling a high senses/endurance character for the first time and getting my kid pussy fucked by npcs gives me more money than doing kill contracts because of my absurd high fuck skill

$5000 a pop with a chance of being impregnated and getting an annoying STD isn't so bad.

>>378508332
remaster when?

>>378527162
Because the one about EYE was funny since that game was a mishmash of a thousand awful and insane ideas that somehow made a fun game. People are just copying that one.

>>378535573
Is payday any good? I saw that it has floating map markers which turned me off a bit

>>378537060
Its good with friends but pretty much every heist boils down to surviving wave after wave of cops while you wait for objectives to activate there's alot of DLC though so if you like it be prepared to buy alot of heists (or just use the DLC unlocker).

>>378537387
Hmm, maybe I'll skip it then. Doesn't seem worth $20

>>378537482
Yeah I wouldn't buy it for 20$

>>378537686
Thanks, man. I won't.

>>378538157
Best one in this thread

>>378538157
Dunno, man. It felt pretty satisfying to headbutt someone into the chest and rip his arms off.

>>378534598
>>378514415
>>378512439
>>378486058
So is this a porn game?

>>378538314
No
It's text-based Fallout with more rape.

>>378538157
10/10

>>378538314
No. It's just a post-apocalyptic game like Fallout, sex isn't a big part of it, eventhough it's very elaborate. Eg. If you mutate to an abomenation, your jizz becomes acid and burns people and if you facefuck them, they have a chestburster implanted into them that will kill them. It's unconsensual PvP everywhere, so you can just grab people, strip their armor and clothing and rape them. You can also prostitute yourself for money, if you have high enough stats for it or just record a porn for money. It's however not about that, it's just about joining a corporation, accepting contracts to kill monsters, kill shit for money and increase your base stats as well as take favorable mutations. Essentially Fallout Online, just with nearly anything you can imagine, including vile things such as raping children, butchering them, making leather out of their skin, eating their meat and using their severed heads like a puppet.

>>378538251
There is probably a better way to do this than overlaying 2 different players over a picture in MS paint, but cheers

>>378522798
I feel you.

>>378537060
I know you already got anons opinion but, I'd wait to get it on sale. You'll likely end up buying dlc since its anywhere from $0.50-$1.07. The dlc model is awful but the game's variety is pretty fun. The skill ceiling gets high enough for both loud and stealth heists. It's worth $15-$20 with all the dlc included though. There's an ok amount of heists but you mainly want weapons and mods. Otherwise missions are twice as hard as they should be.

>>378493281
>too easy even on very hard despite having not grinded

wow look at this tough guy. did you do the sidequests? I'm getting my shit pushed in on any of the far above my level ones (lord of the deep, black belt robosensei) b/c it takes so long to grind their health down that i inevitably drop my guard and get fucking EXECUTED

also the no dodge sand trial really activates my fucking almonds.

anyway if you are truly that good at the game I can see it being a major bummer. it must be hard to find games that are challenging and fun

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>>378538819
>including vile things such as raping children, butchering them, making leather out of their skin, eating their meat and using their severed heads like a puppet.

>>378541219
Clever.

>>378541219
Is that Rule 63 Jotaro?

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SoC is fun but overrated

>>378502376
look out boss
the enemy sniper

>>378509080
That game is garbage. It wants to be every fighting machine trope and ends up drowning in a story i couldn't give two shits about.
If they could just shut the fuck up for two seconds and build in some better gameplay then maybe it could be good.