DOOMFIST CONFIRMED!!!! GET IN HERE!!!

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How many boxes have you purchased today anon?

>>378483718
Can't wait for 2 months of stupid ARGs that aren't even worth doing because they just end in another ARG until Blizzard decides to actually release more information

it will be another female character

dubs confirm it

>>378483836
24, 2 days ago

can't wait for another map with chokepoints the size of rein/winston/orisa barriers!

>>378483836
not a single one since the game launched, $50 was enough and worth.

Why is the payload so fast in this game?

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>>378483970
Or they learned from the failed Sombra ARG and will just release information in the next coming weeks like they did with Orisa.

>>378484226
>Hammond
>>378485087
More chokepoints so it has to go fast.

>>378485165
>ARG
she didin't lived up to the hype, she's really meh

>>378485087
Because team fights take so long in Overwatch, especially if there are a lot of tanks and healers, and respawns are so fast that the attacking team usually only has like 10 seconds to push the cart before the defending team is back to contest it again.

Pretty much they chose the length they wanted a typical game to be with the timer, then they worked backwards from there and figured out a cart speed that would make a 50% win rate for both sides (although the exact winrate for each side varies depending on skill level of the teams. high ELO teams do better on attack and low ELO teams do better on defense on all maps)

>>378485317
I feel like they weren't expecting people to crack it so quickly, seeing as it ended a countdown that lead to another countdown that lead to another countdown that lead to the character just getting released normally.

The ARG would have been good if they released sombra way sooner.

>>378485317
Sombra is fine as a character design in general and fits in great with overwatch, but she wasn't exciting enough to be in an ARG. Doomfish is, though. People are so hype for doomfist that they would actually love the chance to sperg out on some cryptic bullshit

>>378485685
>I feel like they weren't expecting people to crack it so quickly

Reminds me of that Portal 2 arg where they promised that once people finished the arg they would release the game, but people finished it like 2 days before the official release date so they delayed it with a shitty timer

>>378485731
>Sombra is fine as a character design in general and fits in great with overwatch
mechanically she's just not very useful to play; like tracer but worse.

I think the best way to add new characters is the way counterstrike added the R8 revolver; make it unreasonably overpowered for a few days while people are discovering it, then nerf it back to earth immediately after.

>>378486038
I got the feeling with Sombra that they thought they were doing that but they had way overestimated how useful her abilities are.

sombra is a character that looks really strong on paper (huge ammo pool, turning invisible, blocking health kits, blocking every ultimate, neutering tanks) but in reality she's just really crappy

>>378486038
all they had to do was make it so that hacking didn't break stealth

>>378483836
i bought 2 last night, got completely nothing and will never buy again

>>378486038
a lot of people think she may be broken. She builds ult very fast and her ult can instantly win a team fight if she hits enough people

>>378484696
i got the game for 30 and still feel ripped off, game lacks game modes, content, maps

feels like a 15 dollar game with massive marketing budget

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>another brown character

>>378486849
Doomfist actually an intelligent gorilla from the moon colony that the Numbanians mistook for one of their own.

>>378486776
Again, Sombra is really strong... on paper, but no in reality. You can theory craft and go up your own butthole with hypothetical situations but the fact is that she has the WORST win rate in both quickplay and competitive.

41% win rate in quickplay, 38% win rate in competitive.

Make up theories all you want, but sombra is objectively the worst character in overwatch.

>but if she hits the entire enemy team with her ult, they'll win the team fight!
that's true of like half the characters in overwatch. Except if Reaper or McCree hit the whole enemy team with their ult it is much, much better

>>378486849
>brown = black
Weird, seeing how much reddit likes memeing about le WE in here.

>>378486849
And you'll be crying about it for a day until you find something new to be offended about.

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>>378486849
>instead of a qt japanese loli character blizzard is going to shove diversity down our throats.

o-oh boy!

>>378487342
>instead of this cancer they give us this cancer instead
What they should do is simply get rid of the laughable idea of multiplayer shooters having characters and lore.
It's pointless, it's a waste of money and it only leads to autismos fighting over muh le waifu and neckbeards, both male and female, fighting over whether they have a vagina or not, and the color of that vagina.

>>378483836
<spoiler>Farmed all 470 + weeklies and never bought any.</spoiler>

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>>378487443
Yeah every character should be wireframe and have 0 speaking lines so I can self insert my silent autistic personality into them!

>>378487342
>asian
>not diversity
(((You))) aren't fooling anyone here

>>378487590
I'd play that 2BH.

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What's your ideal moveset for Doomfist, /v/?
Left click: Punch
Right click: Uppercut (high knockback, like a boop)
Shift: Dash punch gapcloser
E: Some sort of gimmick that helps him avoid dying to projectiles before he closes in

You're getting another monkey. I'm guessing it will be a skinny type for the defense class. Because Horizon is all about SCIENCE, I bet he uses some sort of agile damage over time AOE mechanic.

>>378487590
I don't want to self insert anything, it's a multiplayer shooter, I could care less about le characters.
I'm here to shoot other players online, and a massive amount of multiplayer shooters have no characters or lore, so I don't think it would be a problem.
Plus, without that, you would have no skins, and Blizzard would have to actually work to make their game take off.

>>378487704
The fuck are you talking about, it's Doomfist, it's a muscular melee character.

>>378487605
We all know that when liberals mean """diverse"""" they mean different shades of shit brown. South east asians (flips, vietnamese, etc.) all fall into """"diversity quotas"""" but qt asians like Japanese and Taiwanese are reviled for being too successfull.

>>378487806
thats exactly what all of the info has been leading us to believe. which is why its exactly the opposite. probably some kid or girl, not very bulky.

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>>378483718
When's best girl's cinematic?

>>378487661
>left click
>right click
>shift
>E

Uhhhhh, you mean R-trigger, L-trigger L1 and R1????

>>378487704
>monkey
>AOE damage over time

He's going to throw his own poop?

>>378487714
Literally the entire concept of overwatch from the start is that it's a "hero shooter". A shooting game where you specifically play heroes with personalities and special abilities. There are literally hundreds of FPS with nameless generic soldier characters if that's what you want, so play those instead.

>>378487929
>qt asians
No such thing.

No one deserves representation.

>>378485563
It's Elo, not ELO

>>378488024
>Literally the entire concept of overwatch from the start is that it's a "hero shooter".
It seems Overwatch has been a failure since it's conception, then.

>There are literally hundreds of FPS with nameless generic soldier characters if that's what you want, so play those instead.
Overwatch and TF2 are a cancer that have the potential of harming the FPS genre far more than Call of Duty and Battlefield together.
They need to die.

>>378488017
You do mean Mei, right?

>>378488058
Oh, I always assumed it was abbreviation for something. I see now it was named after the inventor.

>>378486849
Doomfist will be the first real African in the game lore-wise. Lucio is black but he doesn't really count.

>>378485731
I don't see why people are so obsessed with Doomfist. Is it just because Terry Crews? He's just another random OW character.

>>378487929
>accidentally let the white genocide mask slip
>put out an ink cloud of "muh liberals" to cover your tracks
(((who))) could be behind this post?

Is Doomfist the gauntlet or not?

>>378487443
>>378487714
>>378488132
>this literal autist sperging out if any FPS attempts to have character personalities in it

literally leling out loud at your life right now

>>378483836
I bought 10 a few days ago in hopes for the Sentai skin, thank god I actually got it

>>378487217
you can't judge a character on their winrate. symmetra has the best winrate at over 50%, she is not the best character in the game.

Also Sombra can get her ult off relatively safely and there is not real counter to it

>>378488214
Everyone knows you're an insecure used up white roastie slut jealous of qt Japanese and Koreans. Fuck off.

>>378488249
Because it's absolutely pointless and only leads to threads about the game crawling with autistic waifufags, and now people fighting over muh race of a pointless character with the personality of a rock.
Yes anon, Pharah likes rock and roll, such depth and interesting story, it's sure going to make the game more fun, who the hell wants actual maps, game modes and mod tools when you have le epic skins and le epic voicelines of epicness?

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>>378488154
Yes.

>>378488132
Well, your bad opinions are clearly in the minority because TF2 and Overwatch are incredibly popular. And as for damage, the hero shooter genre is already firmly established and being perpetuated by games like Paladins, Quake Champions, Dirtybomb, and Monday Night Combat, as well as the recent surge of DotA/FPS crossover games like Battleborn and Super Monday Night Combat

>>378488427
Then lets hope the entire FPS genre dies.
These laughable "hero" cancer shooters have yet to put out a single decent videogame, they are like MMOs or MOBAs.

>>378483718
>terry crews is a gorilla

lul

>>378487806
The fuck are you talking about? Fist isn't in the fucking colony, and they just name dropped the hero's real name.

>>378488024
I'm betting he'll toss chemicals. Since Orisa already debunked the originality argument, it will probably rip off Zen and Mei.

>>378488427
>bad opinions
Are you actually defending Overwatch, Battleborn and Paladins?

And Dirty Bomb is dead, and thank god for that.

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>90% of actual "content" being added to Overwatch are just cosmetic shit

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>>378488278
>tfw I didn't get it or Jazzy Lucio or Cyber Hanzo
I got Mei and D.Va though

If Doomfist can destroy shields he'll be a welcome addition to the game.

>>378488514
His voice won't match unless they throw it before an unrecognizable filter.

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>>378488196
>Lucio is black but he doesn't really count.

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>more heroes
What's the fucking point?
TF2 had only 9 heroes, Overwatch doesn't need more heroes, it needs maps and game modes.

>>378488652
I hope Doomfist is fun. I want a dude who can tear up shit melee-wise without playing Rein.

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>>378483836
150 boxes over the course of last week, because I am a normie who can afford it and not enough time to grind for them.
I love Soldier:76's dancing emote and Symettra's warframe makes my dick diamonds.

>>378488720
um no sweetie

>>378486849
White race will be mixed away in real life and in-game. Makes me think.

>>378488802
Epic le maymay, fat redditor.

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>>378483718
Who's Hammond?

>>378488672
I hope they do the thing where they have an African dude doing Doomfist's voice and Terry Crews voices the gauntlet itself.

>>378483836
50+20 i receive from the event and 10 from farming

>>378488798
I don't even play Mercy but I want her dance.

>>378488298
The shocking truth that most overwatch players are unwilling to admit is that at anything below Grandmasters level, Symmetra actually is the best character in Overwatch.

She is like the anti-Sombra, because in theory she is not that good and everybody loves to come up with hypothetical reason why she sucks, but in reality she is super strong. She can melt through entire teams in seconds if they don't focus her down, she can grant extra HP to her team that's as large as having an entire extra character absorbing hits, her teleporters are insanely underestimated because it's hard to intuitively understand the impact that removing the walk back to the point has.

Also a lot of Overwatch players like to think that top 100 grandmaster strategy applies to them when they're in Platinum or Gold or even fucking Bronze but the reality is that it does not.

Overwatch players will never except the truth even though the data is staring them right in the face, but I'll say it one more time for clearity; Symmetra is the best character in overwatch

>>378483718
But is Terry Crews going to voice him?

>>378488841
>projecting

>>378488823
Hope humanity is destroyed far before that, such an autistically stupid species doesn't deserve to continue existing.

was dva supposed to be japanese originally

Ignoring what evidence we already have completely, who do you guys want Doomfist to be? My personal hope is that it's that teenager from the cinematic, but that the gauntlet is a sentient AI and voiced by Terry Crews.

Also, if you got to choose, what racial stereotype do you want a new character to be, preferably one we haven't seen yet. I'd want an Irish dude.

>>378488857
Fuck you. Stop making me want things that won't happen.

>>378488676
Brazilians don't count for anything except being trash

>>378483836
I dropped 25 bucks last week and still didn't get Genji, Lucio, or Tracer.
I got D.va which is okay but I got like 2 other legendaries with her just spread the love

>>378488972
Who gives a fuck?

>>378488298
>symmetra has the best winrate at over 50%, she is not the best character in the game.
But, she is

>>378489000
he's both a nigger and a hue monkey

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>>378483718
>two thousand seventeen
>not playing paladins

its probably not a better game but it has cuter girls so I play it

>>378488958
She's cute either way but not better than Mei

>>378483836
none and already got lucio mei and soldier
>it works for me

Remember the leak.

It said one of the other characters was going to be another gorilla character who is melee focused.

>>378489071
Splashbrush needs to draw more Paladins art for the health of my dick.

Hammond is from space monkey colony
Hes gonna be Winstons Diddy Kong

4 blacks
4 whites
2 mexicans
2 japanese
2 australians
2 arabs
1 corean
1 chinese
1 pooinloo
1 slav

>>378488972
Jamaican. I don't even care if he has an exagerrated accent.

>>378488720
>only 9 heroes
>And 10,000 fucking weapons that completely destroyed all semblence of balance while forcing you to idle for days or pay out the ass just to have weapons that could keep up with the meta.

Yeah no, I'd rather have characters with locked loadouts introduced for free rather than have a few classes that I need to constantly grind/pay for the new OP gear with.

>>378483718
Are we getting a moon level? It's gonna be low gravity, right?

>>378489071
Or you could stare at a wall instead, far more entertaining than these pathetic, cheap TF2 clones.

>>378488972
We need a buck toothed Chinaman with a wheelbarrow full of chicken feet.

>>378488720
each of TF2's heroes actually had mechanical depth and some semblance of a skill ceiling
yes including engineer

>>378488720
TF2 effectively had a lot more heroes because there are weapons that massively change the way a character plays.

For example, a Sniper with a sniper rifle plays much differently from a sniper with the Huntsman. An engineer with the wrench is very different from an engineer with a Gunslinger. Demoknight played nothing like Demoman.

Those are the most extreme changes but there were a lot of weapons that had a more minor but important change in strategy like the Medics different mediguns or soldier backpacks changing him from pure offense into a support hybrid

>>378489173
>4 blacks
what?

>>378483836

today? none.

I spent $70 last week. I'm not gonna defend myself.

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>>378489071
Alley Cat a cute

>>378489254
>each of TF2's heroes actually had mechanical depth and some semblance of a skill ceiling
No they didn't, precisely I played TF2 to relax as a casual game, because it didn't requiere any skill whatsoever, it's the same reason I bought Overwatch.

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>>378489223
>>378489254
>furries will never EVER stop being assmad that nobody wants to play their hat simulator anymore

>>378489252
What's his ult?

>>378486849

I've got literally no problem with that if it means they're actually voiced by Terry Crews

>>378489294
that graphics what is that crap? leage?

>>378489180
>complaining about weapons
>not knowing that Overwatch has a system for it
>it's even on the game's list of things to eventually be included

>>378489346
Funny becase Team Fortress 2 gets twice as many players every day as Overwatch: Tencent Edition.

Apparently Hammond is a "smaller entity." so he might not be a gorilla like Winston.

>>378489272
Lucio
Reaper (Even though he's a Mexican from LA)
Orisa
Winston

I'm thinking

>>378487929
>taiwans
>cute
Pick one , they all have fucked up faces

How many new maps have they added since release?

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I cant wait to see how terrible balance gets when blizzard adds even more heroes

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>>378489447
>orisa

>>378487661

his ult is basically roman reign's superman punch

>>378489071
Oh yeah, those boring, personality-less characters that look taken from different Korean MMOs are so cute.
They even made some females elves for literally no reason.

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>>378489465
4?

>>378489368
Omnic woman with a yumcha cart comes crashing through, if you get hit you get sent to the stratosphere.

>>378483718
It's not Doomfist. It's going to be another monkey (probably Chimpanzee judging from how they said "smaller test subjects"

Also Doomfist is going to be based on Numbani, not the Horizon Lunar Colony

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>tfw want to kind of get back into overwatch but the fact that there's shit locked and unattainable until certain months of the year roll around and I don't have the time to autistically grind for all of them makes me stop and do something else

The only event I did was summer and even then I didn't get everything and missed out on the skin I really wanted. Haven't touched the game since before Orisa was released.

>>378489071
>H-HEY GUYS, OUR GAME EXISTS
How about you go make your own thread, or go bump your dead general?

>>378489368
He gets into a car and attempts to drive.

>>378489594
And what's the square root of 4?

>>378489519

She's made by a nigress
voiced by a nigress
Born in Numbani

Yeah, she's pretty much African.

>>378489648
Numbani map has all this shit about who will be the next Doomfist
Blizzard will for teh lulz make it a talking Chimpanzee that mentored Winston

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>>378489746
2?

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>>378489539
There's a character in Paladins that has an ult that makes him move at super speeds and when he presses M1 he does a punch that instantly kills anybody he hits, regardless of health.

That would be perfect for Doomfist

>>378489851
Now add 2... and prepare to have your mind blown

>>378489430
He's just a smaller gorilla

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>>378489648
If they're making an evil Chimpanzee hero, this is who I imagine they would model it off of.

>>378489465
Uh.

1 Hybrid map
1 KOTH map
12 Capture the flag maps (which are just recolors and edits of KOTH maps)
4 Deathmatch maps
3 Heroes

>>378489894
No.

>>378489894
Don't FUCKING mention p*****ns in this thread again.

>>378488931
Can other animals have autism too?

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>super smart talking chimp character

Mojo Jojo confirmed?

I would also accept Dial M for Monkey

>>378489465
Eichenwald
Oasis
The four arena maps


So six total

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>>378489953
All free btw.

>>378488857
>>378488990
I don't think is too far fetched. The Doomfist goes from person to person. Although the original looks too undeveloped for that

>>378489894
Overwatch is already failing when copying TF2, the last thing they have to do is copy that piece of shit.

>>378490054
All felines have autism.

>>378489949
Ceaser did nothing wrong.

>>378490110
You'd hope so after you get charged 40 - 60 dollars for the base game.

>>378490086
Arena maps hardly count, buddy.

>>378490202
>Overwatch is failing

Lol

>>378489447
>Orisa
>Winston
ebin
b
i
n

>>378490110
Bankrolled by exploitative loot boxes.

>>378486849
Every time a brown character is added to a game, 35,000 white people stop existing.

>>378490241
>B-B-BUT THEY DONT COUNT IF I DONT PLAY THEM!!!

>>378490228
Doesn't stop other games from charging for extra shit that should've been in the base game.

>>378490256
Quality wise it is.

>>378487661
>Shift sets into a runners pose
>Charges up power during this period
>Click to go
>The more you charge, the faster he moves and more damage he does on impact

>>378490172
The Doomfist in the Numbani cart doesn't look anything like the Doomfists on the posters

>>378490349
I disagree.

>>378490429
What you think is irrelevant.

>>378490469
But why do your thoughts matter?

>>378490340
I don't condone that sort of Jewery, but the games you speak of generally had a lot more content in that base game than Overwatch did.

>>378489413
>players
You mean ERP trade servers? Have fun with all those ponies my man

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>1 year later
>Overwatch has Millions of players active
>has a fandom the size of a small city
>STILL $40

>Battleborn is always on sale for $5
>Less than 1000 active players
>you're still better off than Anthony Burch

What went wrong?

This isn't Doomfist, it's a new map being released with 5 caps.

>>378490469
You too.

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>>378490512
Touche.

>>378490571
Battleborn is a bad game and Overwatch is a good game

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>>378490571
Based Zen.

>>378490594
Why not both?

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>>378490571
>Gearbox thinking they could take on Blizzard

Jesus Christ.

>>378490571
Gearbox happened. It's a shitty game and would've still be a huge failure even if they released way before Overwatch

>>378490750
afaik Doomfist isn't on the moon

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>>378483836

Is it a Jewish trait to rub your hands together and smile while you think about the goyim wasting their money?

>>378490824
Neither was Winston for long

This all happened long ago when Winston was still little

The point of this is that there was another specimen who went missing when Winston did

>>378483718
>Caring about Overwatch lore

>>378488972
>My personal hope is that it's that teenager from the cinematic

NOPE

>>378488652
Of course he'll be able to teat up shields, he can level a sky scraper.

>>378490062
Did you think this post was going to be funny? Are you fucking retarded? Kys

>>378483836

Of the 7 boxes I've opened since the event started, I haven't received a single event-related thing that wasn't a voice line. I'm not spending money if they won't even throw me a bone for actually playing the game.

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ITT: We post two or three of our favorite characters

Other anons rate how cool you are based on your picks
I usually play as either Zen, McCree or Winston

>>378483875
you tried so hard, heres a you

I'm not going to hype myself up for Terryfist. I gotta see some sorta gameplay first.

>>378488720
It just needs more moves per character. They are all so shallow. Reduce the effectiveness of ults in general, increase the timers on them, and just give everyone more moves. Give Dva the Bunny Hop she has in Heroes of the Storm, for example. I hate how simple Overwatch characters are. They all serve just a single purpose and you just alternate among them to fit the highly specific situation you need them. Add more complexity to allow for more unique ways to use the characters.

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Are you telling me that Winston (The gorilla) was named after Winston (the scientist) when he was alive? I always thought the Gorilla named himself that to honor him after he died

>lunar base
>Doomfist is another fucking gorilla

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>>378491048
>Zen
>Mccree
>Mei
You seem alright though.

>>378491048
>Sombra
>Lucio
>Pharah

>>378491048
I pick Zarya. That's literally it. I'm a 1-trick.

>>378489410
citation heavily needed.

theyve outright said before they would prefer to release different heroes than change existing.

>>378491282
Zarya's literally my least favorite character. Design and personality-wise.

>>378483718
WHO GIVES A SHIT.

>>378491184
Well he is black.

There now nobody else has to make that easy unfunny joke.

just watch the specimen being that little animal that they said got cancelled or something
no one throught of that?

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>>378491160
>you will never be a cognizant and intelligent gorilla named after a vacuum cleaner

>>378491371
people who give a shit

>>378487217

Sombra is strong on 2cp maps. You have ult every single fight if you run a single healer like lucio.

>>378491328
Maybe he's referring to cosmetic weapon reskins, which they already have

>>378491414
Oh, I guess that answers my question. Thanks.

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>>378486849
I'm not even a /pol/babby and I'm getting annoyed by this

>>378488798
what season of power rangers is that?

>>378491195
Cool but the whole fat chinese girl thing is a bit of a damper
>>378491261
Probably a chill dude
>>378491282
You need to branch out a bit but Zarya is p nice

>>378491419
Yeah but that's balanced by the fact that her ult isn't really that great. There are other ults that cover as much space except they kill everybody instead of mildy inconveniencing them. Also aside from her ult, she's shit and not helpful which means that you're only going to have an impact once every minute

>all dlc characters have brown skin and are women
What did they mean by this?

>>378490293
Jesus christ the loot system fucking sucks in this game, which makes their original "loot boxes are to reward players" thing when the game was coming out fucking disgusting to be honest.
The whole system is fucked, every event is limited time items, even the fucking _story_ event which is all lore for the fucking game.

Grinding boxes is a fucking pain, you need to win like 5 games to get one box and odds are it's filled with sprays and player icons/voice lines, this current event is the most expencive coin wise, why the fuck are event legendaries 3000 coins but regular legendaries 1000? It should be the other way around, limited time means it should be easier to get those ones it's fucking ass backwards and all designed to make people buy boxes.
I played a lot the last event and didn't get a single decent skin, and so far I've had no luck this even either, not to mention all the dances are limited too, there's just not enough coins and too much shit to buy.
Dups need to give more coins
Things need to be less expensive
Not all this shit should be limited
And decent items should be more obtainable

It's very conceivable that I could play this whole event and not get a single one of the skins and that's fucked up, usually events make their limited time items pretty obtainable but this game is ludicrous.

>>378489447
>Reaper
>Black
You mean brown, and obviously of Mexican descent.

>>378486849
>>378487057
>>378487227
>>378487319
>>378487342
>>378488823
>>378488196
>>378489380
>>378490321
>>378491513


>ALL THE PEOPLE WHO MISSED THE JOKE

Let me tell it again

>another BROWN character

>>378490571
Ah, the tweet that single handily destroyed Battleborn.

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>>378488205
I really don't fucking know. Personally I'm hyped for Athena.

NEVER EVER

>>378489461
t. Mainland scum

You are never getting it back Zhang.

>>378489447

>robot and gorilla

God 4chan's humor is fucking predictable and stale now

>>378490571
>taunting the enemy before the round is over.png

>>378491790
JETPACK CAT

>>378491790
She looks cool. Maybe she'll be playable next year.

>>378486038
Blizzard can't do this, when they try doing this they end up beating it to death making it unplayable.

>>378491048
>Bastion
>Ana
>D.Va

You're pretty cool.

>>378488205
A man with a giant fist is a fun-sounding archetype for a character.

That was the appeal of OW in the first place, you have a ton of characters with unique mechanics (often directly inspired by other games) who sound like they're interesting to play. It's like a pseudo-crossover for shooters.

>>378491048
Tracer, Junkrat, Lúcio

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>>378491863

>>378488205
It's because he has such a weird presence in the game. I mean it's obvious at some point he was going to get added in. Terry Crews just wants it to happen much faster, hence why he's so vocal about it.

Also not to mention the cinematic involving his fist, and the payload level trying to guide his fist to safety, followed by posters of the 3 previous Doomfist characters.

>>378483718
Who?

>>378491048
Tracer
Bastion
Zenyatta

>>378491927
>D.Va
How do I play this bitch? Like Winston?

>>378491048
Lucio
Ana
Soldier 76

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>>378491992
3/3, cool dude.

>>378491528
That's what I've been telling myself every season but I can't think of a reason not to pick Zarya. She is a DPS, a tank and a support all in one character and has a game-winning ult. If I want to win the game there is no reason not to pick her. Since she is such a jack of all trades she can be played on any map with any comp.

I tried picking up Ana, but every game I'm in has at least one dedicated Ana main so there's no need.

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>>378491048
Soldier:76
Lucio/Mercy (I can't choose between them, they're both too good)
Reinhardt

>>378484226
hammond is a female name.

what is this "balance" you speak of?

>>378492125
Play her more like Reinhart. Use defense matrix to negate strong attacks, especially ultimates

>>378490571
>less than 1000
try more like less than 100
http://steamcharts.com/app/394230
It really is the gift that keeps on giving

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I'm more relieved they're adding a moon map

Anything to make it less likely to play Oasis gets my stamp of approval

>>378492460
why does everyone hate on oasis again?

>>378492356
Gotcha. I got her skin the other day and never really used her so I'll give her a try with this advice.

>>378491048
orisa reinhardt and genji
but i don't play genji cause i suck with him i just really like the hero

>>378491048
Genji
zen
zarya
RIP AND TEAR etc

>>378492572
try to boost into the air before using your ultimate so its harder to dodge

>>378491048
Reinhardt
Winston

it's literally all i play for 6-8 hours a day

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>>378491160
>Hammond is doomfist.
>Next doomfist is a gorilla.
>Terry Crews possibly voicing a fucking Gorilla.

Multiple levels of Racisim achived.

>>378492258
You are the antithesis of cool

>>378492817
I can't play Rein too much. I find it boring being a walking shield.

I wish Overwatch would just do character releases like Paladins
Another month long dick tease is too much

>>378491863

>enemy taunts as round ends
>use the remaining >1 second to connect a rein charge
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9E6b3swbnWg plays in my head as we move, as if dancing, slowly towards the wall

>>378491048

Offense: Genji/Reaper
Defense: ????
Tank: D.Va/Rein
Support: Zen/Ana

>>378486326
>huge ammo pool
that do peanut damage, and they spread like fuck, so it's not reliable
>turning invisible
which alert everyone when you're going invisible (slightly fixed recently, but not enough)
and have huge delay while coming out of invisible,
you can't shoot,hack or ulti and is a free target during that period
>blocking health kits
the only useful skills she have, but only viable in defense because sneaking pass enemy just to block a health pack is not that good either.
>blocking every ultimate
not useful either, because your team will react slowly and the hacked will be long gone before the fight started.
and if u combo with zarya, yes it will be great, but a tracer can do the job better in flanking, teaming with zarya, dealing damages.
>neutering tanks
surprisingly useless against tanks.
because the hack period doesn't last long enough for you to kill any tank,
and most of the time, you can't hack the tank because they are in the frontline.

sombra needs some changes if she wanted to be viable.
>change hacking to 1.5 sec or accordingly, but hacking cannot be interrupted
>reduce the spread of the gun so it's viable in mid ranges
>reduce delay coming out of invisible, it's really useless to be invisible due to this delay, she will have better chances to hide and wait the invisible out than coming straight out of the invisible
>increase ultimate range, because her ulti is worthless unless she's in the middle of everybody and get killed immediately after she ulti

>>378491658
>>Grinding boxes is a fucking pain, you need to win like 5 games to get one box and odds are it's filled with sprays and player icons/voice lines

If you play Comp/Off-Season it's only 2-3 games per box.

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>Hammond
For fuck sake Jeff, stop playing silly buggers and get Doomfist out your ass already.

>>378490172
I liked the speculation from a while ago, that Doomfist is the name of the gauntlet, the wielder, and an AI designed around the original Doomfist.

>>378491048
Reinhardt
Winston
Zennyboy

I actually stopped playing around uprising because theres nothing in the game thats fun aside from these 3 and Orisa sometimes.

>>378492929
then you don't play rein the right way

>>378493440
I know. That's why I don't use him.

>>378493310
Doomfist can be Hammond. It's not like Doomfist is his real name.

>>378493572
Doomfist is a black dude from Numbani and Hammond is animal. They're separate entities. They're probably saving Doomfist for BlizzCon the same way they did with Sombra.

>>378492929
better than being a walking slut desu

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>>378491048
Offense: Pharah
Tank: Zarya
Heal: Zenyatta

>>378483836
Two. Got Oasis Symmetra so no regrets

>>378491412
He was named after Freeman Dyson, doofus.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freeman_Dyson

>>378493379
>Doomfist is a gauntlet weapon with a built in AI
>That goes rogue, becomes obsessed with power, and takes over people's minds
>Hence why it needed to be quarantined and delivered

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>>378493935
Walking slut?

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>>378491048
76
Zenyatta
Pharah

>>378491048
Pharah>>>>>>>any tank but preferably hog or winston>>>>>>any healer but preferably Zen

I'm so bad at hitscan. My tracking is bad but my prediction is really good.

>>378493182
>toss a D.Va nuke and emote
>see somebody coming right for me as I'm emoting, they're most likely going to kill me before dying to the bomb themselves
>this starts playing in my mind

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3Kvu6Kgp88

>>378491048
Roadhog, Winston, Soldier

I really want to get gud at a waifu character but none of their playstyles jive with me.

>>378483718
Wait, so Doomfist is another gorilla? Neat.

>>378492460
I hope it's low gravity. I want to be a space cowboy floating across the sky add I high noon

>>378486038
I always wreck as Sombra

>Genji, Tracer, Bastion are easy targets
>No ult for Pharah
>Run behind team and take out the healers
>Take down Rein's shield
>Most of the characters rely on their abilities

Ya'll motha fuckas just ain't creative enough to use Sombra

>>378494567
>"OH LET'S BREAK IT DOWN"
>beat drops a whole 10 seconds later

>>378494479
I hope the implication is that they're experimenting with a bunch of intelligent animals and that he's actually a lizardman

>>378494479
No. This is back in the past in the Moon colony where Winston was raised. The doomfist is in Numbani and was taken in the present time

>>378491048
Mei, Sombra, Ana

>>378494573
>tfw having D.va and then melting her 1v1
Some characters become completely helpless without skills, it's pretty funny

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>lunar base

>>378494567
That'd be pretty legit - would make Pharah kinda useless though

>>378494782
What do the moon runes say

>>378494669
>get booped while still midair
>stuck drifting in a never ending state of breaking it down

>>378483836

None. And I've gotten every skin I've wanted. Unlucky fags BTFO.

>>378494829
Or just expands her abilities since she and Mercy are the only ones that really have control over ascending and descending.

>>378494567
>implying nofun players will like the map
I think it'd be cool but a lot of dumbasses would complain

>>378494753
Winston is still alive and on Earth. There's no reason a second gorilla couldn't have gone to Earth while the rest of the evil gorillas are still in control of Horizon.

>>378494780
Yeah - it's like a lot of people don't know what to do when they play against a Sombra main, they don't know how to handle her

Dva is overall a weak character

>>378494840
moon stuff mainly.

>>378494953
Yeah, maybe she flies around faster or something, or can fly for twice as long

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So Terry Crews is gonna voice a monkey?

Oh boy...

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But what if...

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>>378495138
It's not Doomfist...

>>378495219
>no ass

>>378495137
DK in the Donkey Kong Country cartoon's VA was black and nobody cared.

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>>378495219
But someone else?

>>378495219
How would he play?

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>Have opened over 20 loot boxes
>Not a single event legendary

Getting real tired of this.

>>378495284
Putting Gerard in as a hero would be too cheesy, even for me.

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I hate this fucking game and I wish that it would go away.

Doomfist isn't a gorilla. Also the blizzard post makes mention that it is likely a chimp or orangutan or any smaller primate.

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>>378495313
>being unlucky

Get a load of this fag

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>>378495350
>I wish the most popular FPS ever made would just go away

>>378495396
>gold
>regular legendary
>regular legendary
>event spray

wow A+

>>378495396
This happened to me in an Anniversary box. Which really made me upset because all the Anniversary skins are good and I want all of them

>>378495356
This.

It will be a chip, like Caesar from Planet of the Apes

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>>378495396
>tfw two golds pop up
>Mercy skin who I don't use
>500 coins
I'll take the coins but fuck I thought I was gonna get event skins

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>>378495476

>>378495356
Well, sure, if he was any larger he'd be a tank.

>>378491048
Hog
Winston
Pharah

I have been playing a lot of Mercy to relax, it's kinda fun to damage boost people and watch shit die without having to be awake. Hog is always the mainstay though

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>>378492271
One of the best female names, in fact

>>378495649
It's has more mainstream popularity than even TF2 at its peak did, mate.

The only one more popular

>Opened my three boxes from mystery heroes
>Only good stuff was the Oasis Symmetra and Cyborg 76
>tfw I don't even play those two

At least I get new boxes today.

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>>378495809
>hurr durr i'm functionally retarded and forgot fucking cocks of duty existed

Here's your (you) though.

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>>378495396
I got a pretty decent one last event.

>>378495939
post entered early somehow

I was going to say that Call of Duty might be bigger but that's the same kind of popularity as Fifa where it's big, but nobody really gives a fuck about it at the same time. It's popular as a distraction rather than anything passionate.

>>378489447

reaper is hispanic and orisa is a fucking robot

>>378496013
All I wanted was fucking Cowboy and I got Torb shit and Orisa which isn't too bad.

>>378496013
I got D.Va's legendary in my free loot box this time, but I literally never play her. I fucking NEED Tracer's skin though. I almost have enough cash

im just hording my boxes til the event is juuuuust over then opening them in one huge blitz.

that way, i can't be mad that i didn't get just one more when i spent time stacking them up. im at 15 including my free one. how many days left, like two weeks?

>>378495293
He was a strategist/tactician who was such a pain in Talon's ass they had to use his wife against him. So I'd see him as a spy/planning type of guy. Maybe:

-Enemy aura disappears if he's standing still (so he can hide in plain sight if he ducks into a bush or behind a box
-Can ping any stationary enemy emplacements in a radius, so you'll know routes around Sym/Torb turrets, Junkrat stuff, Orisa shields, teleporters, etc.
-Inability to be critted by anyone except WM.
-Ult causes enemy team to take friendly fire for a brief period.

>>378495939
Even Counter-Strike Global Offensive is still in all likelihood bigger by numbers.

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>>378496203
>tfw when I almost have enough for one Event skin
>Have to choose between Tracer, Lucio, and Hanzo
Arcade loot boxes don't fail me.

>the fucking MOON
>"Doomfist confirmed"
>????????
This is the farthest thing from "Doomfist confirmed". Did he Giga-Nigga-Jump to the moon? Fucking idiots.

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>>378483718
It'll be a dog, he'll hold a gun in his mouth. pic related

>>378496203
>sick of OW
>jumped on just to hopefully MAYBE get a skin
>get Zarya's and DVa's
>2 out of 4 that I want
Thanks, Blizz!

I guess I can live without Sym's and Lucio's.

Doomfist should just be a Boer. It'd cause enough butthurt that would drive publicity at the game for months. Easy money to make on that controversy.

>>378496318
Tbh the only reason I like the Tracer skin so much is her guns look cool as hell, which is the only thing you can see while playing
I would never bother grinding for skin that doesn't make the gun look cool

>>378496372
I would unironically main him even if he was shit. I love dogs

>>378496323
these are events that happened a long time ago, when winston was still a kid/teen, you fucking mong

>>378496428
I'm a hoodie faggot in real life so I like hoodies in games too. Sombra needs a hoodie skin.

>>378483836
didnt buy any for the anniversary event and got the sweet ass tracer skin and the sym skin. now if i get the dva skin i wont have to buy any boxes.

>>378496397
Never going to happen, Overwatch is the numale cuckgame fav. Doomfist is going to be a petite black girl with a huge powerfist. Terry Crews is gonna voice the fist, and they'll get someone else to voice the character.

>>378496318
Lucio because he has different voice lines, and he has different songs for healing and speed auras.

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>>378496587
Didn't even know that. Thanks, I know what I'm getting. Waiting til the last minute though.

>>378486038
Sombra can shut down tanks like noone else. While Tracer is ideal for cleaning up supports, Sombra is more suited for dealing with heroes the tanks that prevent your team from doing their job.

That said, shes kind of a niche pick, since the characters she counters very well are somewhat few and far between.

>>378494782
THE FURY

>>378496712
Well, the crossfade is different, but after a while it shifts back into the normal "go fast" and "heal up" songs.

>>378495284
Doesn't hold. Gerard was killed in his sleep.

I like the cut of that jib though.

X: Something doesn't add up about that file Jack. Listen, think with me for a minute: Lacroix was an expert on Talon, our best man. They couldn't touch him, a damn magician, but on the other hand, when was the last time we actually took any of them into custody? Gear, plans, stolen property, we could run our Black Ops on just their gear if we wanted to, but no bodies.

Then, Lacroix bites it in his sleep, killed by his own wife. I don't know about you, but I don't think Gerard was all that trusting to begin with, but how is it that just before Overwatch blows up, Gerard is in a coffin.

And his wife runs off to her new pals and starts galavanting about, murdering whoever Talon wants.

What if we're not looking at an assassination,
Jack, what if Gerard wasn't murdered? Do you remember that trick Gerard had with the playing cards? What if we just saw a disappearing act?

>>378496941
I'm fine with that. I was a dumbass and bought Hippity Hop right before the event without thinking.

>get my first event legendary
>it's the dance for garbage shit trashcan, I mean "bastion"
wew lad

>>378496941
Healing is an entirely different song, speed has a little trumpet diddly and then goes back to regular speed song.

Has there been a single non brown character added to Overwatch yet?

>>378491048
Soldier
Winston
Zen
also you got good taste, id play mccree more if i could aim and use his stun properly

>>378495684
great taste
>>378494770
hate'm all
>>378494449
good taste, i tried playing d.va for waifu and couldnt make it work. feelsbadman
>>378494330
Good picks
>>378494291
its weird how much overlap there is between everyone.
pharah, wiston, zen all seem /v/ approved heroes.

>>378497081
You're probably right and I just wasn't paying enough attention. I'm gonna play Lucio in a bit, see what it's like. I'm just so wired to listening for audio cues like Roadhog's loud-ass stomping I might not just have heard any significant difference.

>>378497079
Bastion has two of the best dances though. Tracer's is cool too.

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>>378495791
Didn't ramba ral's wife have the same name?

>>378497187
Orisa is primarily green and yellow.

>>378497012
I wouldn't be surprised if he comes back. Mostly because how many characters have supposidly died and come back? Would not be surprising at all if he didn't really die, or even if he did, he was rebuilt as I dunno.. A brain in a jar or some nonsense.

>>378497187
Orisa, you easily triggered tardlet.

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>>378497209
You literally can't hate on best omnic.