WHO IS PLAYERUNKOWN???

what's your dick size? mine's 9 inches

>>378476956
I'm afraid we simply don't know who that player is...

some fag who made a bunch of money off your friends

>>378476956
>Some say he is the Leonardo Di Vinci of video games.
>But the real question remains
>WHO IS PLAYERUNKOWN? WHAT'S HIS ENDGAME?


What did he mean by this?

>>378476956
No one says that and no one cares you fuckboy

>>378477057

no way, post pic with ruler

>from the video game modder who read Battle Royale....
>this summer....
>the most ebin game on twitch

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>>378476956
I actually saw him playing playerunkowns battleground
>be me about to play a solo match
>join
>only me and some other guy
>wtf
>his name was playerunkown
>not it can't be
>game crashes

>>378477352
>his name was playerunkown
>game crashes
Yeah that's definetly his style

>>378477057
6 inches here.

I'd like to be able to kiss my gf's cervix with the tip of my dick but at least I can still make her cum with it.

>>378477531
>but at least I can still make her cum with it.

That's just what she wants you to think.

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>>378477057

3 at best.
Not even shitposting, I just want to fucking end it all.

the most pretentious faggot in vidya. someone post that picture from the website.

>>378477650
Pursue the life of the intellectual.

Read a lot, study hard in college/uni, study philosophy, practice philosophy, meditate, etc.

>>378477352
>be me
Fuck off retard

>>378477057
4"
;__;

>>378477057
>tfw only 8 inches

I'm like 20 lbs overweight though so it might come out as 9 when I finish losing weight...

>>378476956
He is a hack that can't fix the horrible server issues that ruin CAPSLOCKGROUNDS

>>378477743
>(((college)))

>>378477828
>losing weight makes your dick larger

Teach me your ways.

>>378477972
it's not that losing weight makes your dick bigger, but there's less fat surrounding the base of the shaft and is then "usable dick" idk how to phrase it.

>>378477972
My dick "grew" almost 4 inches by losing weight.

"Grew" because it didn't actually grow, but just the part of my dick that was sunk into the fat was finally visible.

>>378478091
>>378478241
How do you even burn fat around your pubic bone? Does it just happen naturally with cardio?

>Faggot OP gets derailed by a dick comparison discussion

pottery, we should do this often

>>378478328
Never did any cardio, just stopped eating like a pig. It just gets smaller and smaller until the area is normal just like the rest of your body.

>>378477531
>6 inches is not enough to touch the womb
Fuck is this true?

>>378478328
You can't spot reduce fat, it comes off in different places for different people. For a lot of men the last thing to go are the love handles.

>>378478637
No shit mate, the womb is deep

>>378478637
Girls vagina depths vary like dick sizes.

For some it might, others it might not. Also depends on the angle/position you're using.

>>378476956
Some guy who can't get the hit registration system right

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>>378477057
It depends how far I push the ruler in.

>>378477057
A boring 7 inches, perfect to complement my boring personality.

>>378479451
Are you me?

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>tfw you pull it so hard when you pee you end up ripping the skin

>>378476956
Some scrub who made a cool mod.