IS OVERWATCH SAVED NOW?

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>>378462345
>cosmetic shit instead of new maps and modes

>>378462345
>overwatch

LMAO
M
A
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>>378462572
>>378462742

>>378462572
People play the game for the cosmetic shit

>>378462345
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>>378462956
>Not showing Widow's face during the dance

The BEST part of that emote is that she looks embarrassed.

>>378462572
You realize you can do both? You realize maps and modes take longer to develop?

>>378463554
They are much easier than trying to balance this busted game.

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>>378462572
But they added new maps and modes with the update

>>378462572
How fucking dare you. You enjoy you're payload escort, and spot defense like a good boy.

>>378463871
>3 arena maps for esports

>>378463554
then let the community do it

>>378463992
What did he mean by this?

>b-but no new maps!
When will people fucking understand that theres multiple teams wokring on Overwatch.

this thread need WEBMs!

>>378462572

But they literally have 3 more arena maps for the 1v1 and 3v3s from the same patch?

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>>378463348
L...like this???

>they ruined 3v3 and 1v1 because people don't know how to beat roadhog

I can't fucking stand this games players.

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>>378463348

>>378464510
>I literally cant win 1v1. Why the fuck is it alterning between RANDOM heroes, what the actual fuck let me choose.

>>378462345
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>>378464724
I want to end my life because this will never be real and mine.

>>378462345
Overwatch always had ass and waifus. It just didn't utilize them in fun ways.

>>378464837
Didnt mean to greentext, yikes

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>there will never be a good sniper in the game

>>378464837
>now that you can choose we have to cut out almost half the characters because they would be OP

>>378462345
Not until it's canon that Widowmaker has a massive futa cock.

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>>378463348
>>378464874

>>378465068
Would be better than forcing me to play with characters I have never played before. Fuck that.

>>378464510
>play 3v3 before patch
>Roadhog and Ana were always mandatory picks

Yeah no, they finally fixed the stale 3s meta.

>>378465069
>ruining bestgirl
Cant wait for the futa fad to pass. Its been at least ten+ years already, when will it stop.

>>378465182
Spoken like a true Genji and Hanzo main.

>>378464947
yeah I thought you were implying thats what I said and I was like nigga wtf.

1v1 isn't like that anymore though. You get to pick between 3 heroes, except you end up picking the same heroes over and over again

>>378465208
>be bad at game
>surprised at how bad I am

wow. they better fix this shit next patch.

>>378465069

Fuck off futafags. Don't you have some horsecocks to suck?

>Mercy does the hustle
>Pharah air guitars
>Sombra shuffles
>Tracer does the charleston
Can't dispute the cute

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>>378465401

so why isn't this a webm you giant retard?

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>>378465304
>Real life traps gaining popularity
>thinks futa will go away

>>378465519
Because we don't want to waste webm time on a retard like you anon

>>378465182
Jesus christ, this better be irony. Except I know there are players out there who actively refuse to play like 90% of the characters.

Sign of bad player to be quite honest with you family.

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>>378465519
Tell me how to make webms and Ill deliver.

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>>378465304
It'll never go away.

>>378465467
God I wish I had Widowmaker's to gag on.

>>378463925
Because are TOTALLY the only two modes.

>>378465316
Quite the opposite, I cant aim for shit and play tanks. Give me a sniper, or even mcCree and I get murdered.

>>378465781
Yes?

>>378465868
Excellent.

>>378465606
>real life traps gains popularity
You're on this website way to much. I have nevr met or seen a trans/trap/whatever irl. I guess they dont finish with a uni diploma and find a good job. Good ridance. Not really surprised, I dont associate with the mentally handicapped.

>>378465816
You're in luck all the tanks are removed from the new 1v1.

>a sniper
there is only 1 sniper in the game and you can kill another one of yourself with two body shots.

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>>378465868
I'm gonna jerk it now

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Superior emote!

>>378465972
>I dont associate with the mentally handicapped.
heterosexuality is a mental illness. literally only traps are sane. trannies are shit though, because they want to be inferior females.

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>>378465871
git rekt

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>>378465868
Nice

I'm desperately trying to enjoy this game, but god damn every match is a clusterfuck and the gamemodes aren't even fun

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>>378466098
I need to make more of these, I only made a few of them (that one included) and just figured no one wanted anymore webms.

Does anyone perhaps have an emote of mei's dance?

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where can i find a collection of overwatch SFMs anyway

>>378465998
Oh god why.

But seriously, I need to fix this. I fucking flinch when I find myself on a 1v1 and die because my fucking reflex is clearly not to aim and shoot.

>play quickplay
>try widow for a while
>see another widow
>scope
>she shoot at me while Im trying to aim, misses me
>the sound make me jump irl and I shake and completly miss my shot
>her next shot kills me
I really cant stand fps, why the fuck is it so stressfull

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>>378466274
Here ya go. Any skin in particular?

I wanna fuck Widowmaker

>>378466319
Thanks friendo. If you can, one of the chinese dresses.

>>378463348
looks more sad than anything to me

>>378466319
That dance looks familiar.

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>>378466415
Tell us more.

>>378465868
This is gonna piss off tumblr somehow, but I dunno how yet.

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Where are all my "I want to be Zarya's slave" fags at?

>>378466167
Oh shit capture the flag? That changes everything. Arena shooters sure are boring, huh?

>>378465606
Futas aren't the same as traps though

>>378466607

Haruhi

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>>378466667
She's a ballet dancer and she does a ballet dance. There's really nothing there for tumblr to get upset about.

>>378464103

He meant he is a retard who doesn't play the game.

>>378466824
Thanks a million. Mei is the best!

>>378462345
I really wanted to like it, but i like the process of getting gud and there is nothing to get gud at if you already have acquired a grasp of how to position yourself well and where to be.

Its all just communication from then on, there is no personal improvement or progress to make.

>>378466607
>Chinese nerd.
It's obvious she watches anime, anon.

>>378466824
>>378466319
Goddamn that's retarded. She moves like Woody from Toy Story.

>>378462572
nigger, they added in that shit as well

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>>378466824
of all the people to give hare hare yukai

>>378464874
Why would it be yours? What kind of woman would want a virgin loser that plays video games all day?

>>378462345
Use this emote with the odile skin. My entire team just crouches and stares up my skirt.

>>378467183

>my skirt
>MY

>>378462345

I like the characters and backstories but I have no interest in a MP only FPS. They should consider building a campaign for players like myself and to add value for the existing player base.

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>>378465103

>>378462345
From what?

>>378467257
Not like she'd know anymore.

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>>378467131
It fits her more than anyone.

She's a huge nerd, and she even has a backlog of shows she needs to catch up on after being in cryostasis for so long according to a voiceline.

>>378466643
Oh god. Don't tell me that's the "Best player replay camera" for that dude.

>>378465868
>>378466319
Holy fucking shit these are bad, everything looks janky as fuck.
Is this shit what blizzdrones eat up everytime?

>>378462345
>one thigh is the size of her whole torso

whoever made these character models needs to go back to school and learn proportion

>>378464420

so they added maps for modes that literally no one cares about?

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>>378466824
Maybe it's the 10 FPS video but that doesn't look right.

>>378467407

It is. That was his play of the game.

>>378467645
even fucking league of legends did it better

>>378467423
well thats disappointing

post sexy 50s dva

If you don't exclusively play mystery heroes you are a tryhard autist.

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>>378467423
>nothing is there

ew

>>378467687
I know it's a videogame and everything, but I would still feel embarrassed.

>>378466667
How? Why? Tumblr's always drawing Widowmaker doing gay stuff with Tracer, they'd probably be thrilled about a dance.

>>378467490
i see you don't like thicc girls

fagit

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>>378467451
Pretty much all the dances look like there's something off with the animations.

>>378467770
no i play torb normally, im just a regular autist

>>378467770
If you play Overwatch you are a degenerate.

Fuck i have so much fun playing Sombra and Tracer
Sombra is so powerful it's crazy

>>378467929
If you post on /v/ you're a degenerate.

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>>378462345
>Blizzard confirmed Ass Man tier

Ass Men Unite!

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ANIME IS DEATH

>>378468114
Wait, what launched him?

>All these dances are only available during this event

I hate this, especially since Blizzard loads your fucking creates with useless vanilla skins and poses.

post pinup dva

>>378468271
A friendly Roadhog's ult

>>378462572

They made 1v1 and 3v3 into actual game modes

shame 1v1 relies way too hard on picking the self-healer

>>378468020
Tracer can be retarded good if you play against people that doesn't know how to counter her

>>378467250
They did make two fairly lazy multiplayer PVEs
They were fun for about a playthrough each.
Who would make a single player FPS in 2017? There is no money in single player

>>378467747
As expected from a company that actually cares about its players and their enjoyment.

>>378468268
She died the way she lived. Being adorable. And also a nerd.

>>378468271
Lucio looks like. Couldn't have been a Concussive Blast since its still on CD, and there's no explosion meaning it couldn't have been a Junkrat mine.

>>378468284

Not just that, the emotes were also obviously at very low fps because the guy making them JUST learned how to make webms.

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>>378468020
I have fun playing Tracer too.

>>378468375
>As expected from a company that actually cares about its players and their enjoyment.

I'm not going to fall for this obvious bait. No sir, not gonna get outta this chair.

>>378468305
I usually do fine with event stuff but I've gotten 10 crates and only 1 pink thing and no legendaries so far.

>>378468363
Tracer is one of the top meta picks you noob.

As long as your good with her at your level she is amazing. Super strong character.

Fuck you for posting this thread. Paheal is still having bad gateway problems and is taking forever to load.

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>>378462345
How much money have you lonely fuckers spent on character skins and poses and shit?

>>378463348
Are you autistic? That isnt a face of embarrasment.

>>378466724

>you don't get to bring omnics

I wish you could mix and match guns and skins. Pharah's Thunderbird rocket launcher is a bit overdone, but I love the armor, and on the other hand, the heavy pulse-rifle like design on her Raptorion/Mechaqueen launcher is very cool. The rotating barrels on Bedouin is stylish as well.

>>378468284
they have the money and the time, literally no excuse to put out a single bad cosmetic, they're like the most important part of the game too

People should read this
https://exhentai.org/g/1037013/51f363dc05/

>>378468451
Not sure what you're talking about, maybe you're just an idiot. The webms run smooth to me, maybe stop looking at 4chan on your phone, faggot.

>>378468271
>>378468396
Do you faggots even own the goddamn game?

>>378468515
None. I don't need to spend money, if i need my fix there's plenty of porn available for free. Even if Mei has so little.

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>>378468596
its jus a pic of a crying panda

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>>378467770

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>people getting mad over a 20 year old webm.

>>378468596
>black and white

Ugh.

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>tfw torb will never be viable
This is the only reason I don't play that much unless I'm with friends.

>>378468462
muh dick

>>378468802
Just play qp faggot torb is always viable there

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>>378468802
>>tfw torb will never be viable

He can be useful, its just the players STILL play him like tf2 Engie and just sit behind his turret.

You have to keep setting up in new spots, throw armor at your squishy supports, and then blindly M1 into the choke from other angles.

>>378468736
Tell me about Tracer, why does she wear the mask?

>>378468515
I haven't spent a single cent on this game past the initial $40 for it. I'm a bit past lv300 now and I have the legendaries I like for every character and 6000 currency saved for events.

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>google sexy overwatch dances
>see youtube has a new layout
thanks google

>>378469009
torb with symmetra is cancer
absolute cancer

even more with orisa & bastion

>>378468802
Don't play him like what you think a regular sentry nest should be. Play him like a Gunslinger engy.

Is he gonna be top meta whatever? Nah, but you can have a ton of fun just letting a sentry set up while everybody else is skirmishing.

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>>378469028

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>>378468284
There there, blizzdrone.
Now nobody will hurt your fee fees

>>378468802

He's perfectly viable as long as you aren't retarded and treat the turret like something you have to babysit.

I dunno maybe I'm just used to ignoring my turrets since I was a gunslinger engi back in TF2

>>378468365

Not quite sure why the PVE modes were made a seasonal thing, though. If they were worried they wouldn't make a profit without limited-release boxes, just do what Valve did with MVM, gate items behind tickets. Hell, even Wave 666 was made freely available eventually.

>>378467859
it's gonna be too gay, or not gay enough. it won't be exactly what one tumblrina had pictured in their head, they will bitch, and all of tumblr will suddenly be pissed and raise a stink.

it'll probably be that she's appropriating some obscure culture's dance, "and that's a problem."

>>378467451
blizzard is shit but i think it's funny they gave mei the haruhi dance

>>378466824
Mei a cute

>>378465740
1. Get "Open Broadcaster Software Studio"
2. Record game
3. Get "WebM For Retards"
4. Make WebM

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Bought the game for PC, queued for Quickplay and sat for 6 minutes to get into a game where 2 people left my team and one person left the enemy team.

I went to the forums to ask how a new player is meant to level up and unlock ranked mode in a timely fashion with these queue times and I got laughed out of the thread by people saying nobody plays Quickplay because it's for scrubs.

So, my options are to either play Quickplay and wait 6+ minutes each time, or play other modes that won't let me practice the fundamentals of the main game mode, or I can play against bots until I get to a high enough level for ranked?

Not trolling, I really wanted to love this game and sink my teeth in to it, but this is disheartening.

>>378470208
Honestly, sport, you seem more on edge about hypothetical anger than anything that ever actually happens. Relax.

>>378467903
At least Sombra's has enough going on at once that it's hard to pinpoint why it looks off. Widowmaker and Mei don't get that luxury.

>>378468462
The way those straps squeeze her butt is fucking delicious, even if it's small.

>>378465401

There isn't enough porn of her. NOT FUCKING ENOUGH.

>>378462345
did they add a king of the hill queue for this game yet or do I still have to queue and pray I don't get put into yet another boring 2CP map

I don't understand how they made CP maps so damn boring in this game, in TF2 I could play that shit for hours

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>>378470828
Honestly, matchmaking is going to be long regardless of what you do. Some say it's symptomatic of a decaying playerbase. Some of it might just be Blizzard's shit matchmaking in general.

Six minutes regularly? That's a bit absurd though.

>>378465868

We need this rigged to a nude model stat

>>378470828
>play during free weekend
>wonder why people are shitheads who leave matches

>>378471183
Im fine with 2cp map so long as im not fucking stuck on a payload map

>>378470828
What region are you? I've never had problems queing for a long time, a minute at most.

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>>378468020
>Sombra is so powerful it's crazy

>>378469009

engie was never supposed to sit behind his turret either, much less with that godlike shotgun

>>378471679
>>378469009
its also the problem that if your turret gets removed you instantly become useless because any good team wont let you put up another turret when they are pushing on the objective

>>378468349
widow, hanzo and mccree are good if you aren't handicapped

>>378469009
torbs alt fire is devastating

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>>378465501
T-THOSE PANTIES

>>378472178
Why do widow and hanzo have a near 0% pickrate in tournaments (the highest level of play) if they are "good"?

>>378468337
F

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>>378472813
maybe you should read what i way replying to

i want widowmaker to sit on my face

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>>378468702

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>>378470520

>>378465606
sauce

>>378473241
Me too but i also want her to rip a scalding steamy hot ultra stinky fart while she does it.

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>>378473241
I want to use her butt as a pillow.

>>378473510
Me too mate
>tfw it'll never happen
Suffering, etc.

I want to make Tracer a bisexual
>tfw she IS in london

>>378473079
Sorry i usually take every chance to shit on those heroes and reveal blizzards terrible balancing skills

>>378468515
sauce on this amazing pic

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>>378473707
Probably close as you'll get. I slap it for good luck before every match.

>>378470980
I like this

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>>378474216
id do much more than slap that

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>>378473708
I know how you feel,
She's just so cute.

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Doomfist better be revealed soon.

>>378474472
hopefully he's a cute little shota as pictured

>>378468271
Justice

>>378474216
Hmm, where could one hypothetically purchase such a mousepad? Asking for a friend.

>>378474524
Nah, Brian would be a hero who stays in the spawn point and operates a battle-mech through VR and telematry.

>>378474216
I've been considering buying a lewd mousepad, what does it feel like?

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YUSH

>>378474472
>implying they'll add another white male character

thats not hip or inclusive enough

>Officer D.Va will never handcuff me and press me against her mek

>>378462572
>>378462345
They need to add mlp color schemes

>>378468284

Even my normie coworkers agree somethings off, I said it's like a few animation frames are missing and they latched onto it

>>378474472
>>378474524
The /ss/fags need not be catered to

>>378469028
nobody cared who she was until she put on the mask

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>>378474962

>>378471470
It's insane how long they're taking to let people choose what maps they want to play on, I don't understand the philosophy behind making maps completely random

>>378472813
>Overwatch
>'high level play'
>my sides

>>378469028
shes supposed to be a graffiti artist, so shes wearing a gas mask.

>>378475198
They know that if they let peopel pick specific maps then most of the maps will never be touched.

>>378469253
Lotta loyalty for an unemployed lesbian.

>>378475360
protip: spoilering NSFW material does NOT make it SFW!

See you in 3 days!

>>378475104
Every demographic needs to be catered to because this is nu blizzard

>>378474640
I hope it's the kid with the gauntlet, but the gauntlet is sentient AI and is voiced by Terry Crews

>>378475360
I want to rape Mei

>>378474724
Feels almost like a stress ball

>>378475371
I've heard people say this before and they're right. Too bad blizzard won't just redesign the maps so they're not shit but then again that's not how they make their money

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>>378475603
that's... genius

>>378466290
Hentai gallery probably

>>378475603
>Brian talks but it's Terry Crew's voice

>>378475687
They literally admitted that when they design maps they start with a Reinhardt-sized choke point and expand from there.

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>>378471128

I love that stuff. Butt straps and boob straps all the way.

>>378474216

>tfw no purple fleshlight

>>378474472
>>378474524

Kill yourselves

>>378474216
*slaps that ass* damn love me some blue women.

>>378463871
>arcade maps for boring gamemodes instead of new maps for the actual game
whoah...

>>378474524
>>378475603
>implying a kid will ever be a hero
You cannot kill kids in a video game today, it's really bad for PR

>>378475820

Blizz needs to take pointers from tf2 maps, where there's 2-3 ways to get to objectives. Unlike blizz maps where everything's a glorified hallway

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Widowmaker is pretty cute, I guess.

>>378476198
would breed and have blue children with

>>378476198

Sans the pregnant crap or whatever, that's pretty good. Artist?

>>378463554
They've made what?
6-7 maps in a year? Unless their engine is designed terribly and it takes forever to make anything they should be shitting out maps every month. Also maybe have more than 3 types of game modes in circulation outside of arcade.

>>378465868

That's not embarrassment. That's total disinterest.

>>378476030
There actually are other ways to get to the points/payloads on Assault, Hybrid, and Escort maps, but only certain characters can take advantage of them.

>>378476012
Nah dude he's totally 18 like Dva

>>378476376
>Sans
Fuck off undertale faggot

>>378476376
Pewbutt, but the majority of what he draws is "pregnant crap", as you call it, so don't bother unless you're curious.

>>378468462
TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTE

>>378476376
anon have you ever seen a pregnant woman

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>>378476531

>>378476685

Once, but I ran because I thought it was a woman who could swallow watermelons whole and got scared.

>>378476685

Yeah? The fucks that have to do with anything?

>>378476432
And by certain characters you mean all the ones that need it can't have it.

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>when you know you got POTG and do a spray + emote at the end of the clip

>>378474524
No fuck off.

>>378467903

Sombra probably has the best looking one honestly.

>>378476773
Hey, I would hang out with a person who can eat watermelons whole

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>>378473510

>>378476821
that's not pregnant, that's just fat fetish

>>378476432

Then that's bad design. If we literally copy and pasted most tf2 maps into OW a majority of the heroes would remain as they are in terms of viability. Hell some heroes as considered useless now so it's definetely something that needs looking into. OW maps are more concerned about looking pretty and realistic instead of being fun to play on

>>378477079

Oh, I thought so, but fat fetish art usually goes full /d/ so I went with the safety answer

>>378462345

it's ironic that her body isn't made for ballet. She lacks the proportions.

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>>378476927
>fly in for a 4 man rez
>jump off the ledge and heal
>fly back in and spray right at end of POTG

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>>378476531
>French
>Used when talkin about a French blueberry
>undertale
Look at this fucking monolingual loser, look at him trying to fit in so hard.

>>378470678

>Get WebM for Retards
>Settings always bigger than what you set it as for fixed MB amount
>If you calibrate it until it's the proper file size, clip gets cut

How is this for retards again?

>>378477283
It's even more impressive if she can do ballet without having the appropiate body proportions.

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>>378477296
>actually do something cool that would grant pot
>game ends
>potg is a mercy main who did fucking nothing pressing Q on two people

>>378476575

God, he's godtier and drawing faces. damn shame about everything else.

>>378476835
>>378477105
I racked my memory and all the characters can use them on MOST maps. Volskaya Industries Point A on the Attackers' side has the very far left of the map where D. Va, Genji, Pharah, and a couple others with fancy work can use and approach it from behind. Though characters who can fly/jump high/wall climb do tend to have the advantage for many of the alt routes since they either require a fair amount of walking and navigating stairs or are shortcuts to the point.

The major problem with those three map designs is the overwhelming advantage the Defenders have at Point B/the payload destination. Attackers have to walk for 30 seconds to get back, Defense is right next to the spot.

>>378477483
Welcome to the world of fat fetish art.

>>378463348
She looks sad because she's remembering her past life

>>378465440
>Hero that is incredibly powerful at killing single targets
>In a game mode with no respawning and no objective
>Not overpowered
Say we're not good all you like, he's still broken, and if you want to say it's fine, don't have anyone on your team play him and say that again.

>>378477421

it's a game, bro.

>>378475687
Eh, not much you can do about that.

Valve attempted to fight it with tc_Hydro, a map that was constantly dynamic and shifting to fight against the tendency for players to always play 24/7 dust2, office, or in TFC, 2fort or Warpath.

To that end, you probably didn't even remember Hydro was a thing until I mentioned it, nobody plays it, territory control is an "alternative gamemode" with stuff like PASS Time and that beer bottle mode.

2fort is the most popular map, in the sense that it is the most played map in TF2. It's very stalemate heavy and most of the time, people have used it as just a glorified deathmatch map.

But the appeal is that there's somewhere for everybody to do things. Lots of turns and corners for pyros to ambush and spies to hide to avoid brushing an enemy. Plenty of close range spots for heavies to thrive, lots of routes for scouts to make their approach. Sit on the battlements and snipe all day. Slap your sentries on the choke.

Compare Overwatch where there is heavy redundancy between characters, the most versatile heroes are still dominant to an extent, and instead of a steady fast-paced crescendo, you'll often have things like the 2CP maps where it takes attackers fucking forever to get where the action is.

Thinking about it now, Overwatch maps have the strange habit of being very choke-heavy and having a lot of dead space.

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>>378462345
>>378462830
>>378462956
>Game is so shit only thing people can talk about are shitty waifus

>>378477728
>Overwatch maps have the strange habit of being very choke-heavy and having a lot of dead space.

As I said, they're glorified hallways with rooms at the sides. 50% of those rooms being unused.

>>378477853
And skins. Don't forget about the skins.

>>378477306
that was so clearly bait man

>>378477728
>tfw tc_hydro was the first map I played on tf2 and every other mode I tried was shit in comparison
I'm at a loss for words as to how special that gamemode was to me and how criminally underrated it is.

>>378477853
yeah, not like all my epic Japanese games!

>>378477853
It's not shit, retard

>>378474216
Where can i buy one of these my good sir?

>>378476410

May as well start begging for reused assets.

>>378476376
>Ness the pregnant crap or whatever

What does Ness have to do with Overwatch?

>>378478161
literally anywhere, they're mass produced

>>378475976
But the game is nothing but gamemodes.

>>378463348

>embarassed

That's a typical face in ballet to express melancholy you uncultured cretin, how dare you lack such artistic knowledge.

They should try to save CTF from being boring defensive shit

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>>378478060
I can't do this anymore. I just can't tell what is or isn't bait. 6 words is all it took for me to doubt.

>>378468337

F

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Why is it acceptable to have characters with huge butts but no characters with huge boobs?

>>378478647

Because fat complainers have cottage cheese asses and they mistakenly believe their mess of a turd cutter is equal to someone with a pleasing looking ass. When it comes to big tits, their brains go haywire when they see a big rack on a skinny attractive woman because they think you have to be fat to have fat tits.

>>378478647

More

>>378477417
Not to mention horrid quality

>>378471901
it's more like you can't put up a sentry unless

a.) you're behind your team
b.) your team is distracting the enemy
c.) you're in some obscure spot nobody is going to check

>>378466824
what is this mickey mouse shit

>>378478853

Up the bitrate dummy

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>>378478413
i completely fucking understand
it's legitimately tiring

>>378476012
not to mention the degenerates of this site making porn

>>378478926
Upping bitrate increases size, and /v/ has a 3Mb limit on webms. So either image size or bitrate has to go.

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>>378478161
Well, why the hell not? There's an arcade booth in Anubis. It's not like they're really thinking too hard about the setting beyond "here's a cool setting, fuck shit up"

Look how much of TF2 is themed around rustic warm colored RED-themed companies, and industrialized cool-colored BLU-companies. The missiles and consoles show up in fucking everything but nobody really cares since the maps are good.

Would you really care if they reused Hanamura assets for a payload escort set in Shibuya or something?

Or combine Anubis, Oasis and Ilios assets and make a Caribbean resort or something. Or turn Hollywood into Las Vegas or some shit.

>>378479334

Well then that's not the converters fault then is it?

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Time to grind more loot boxes for a bunch of sprays and voice lines.

>>378465208
>Yeah no, they finally fixed the stale 3s meta.
THIS. 3v3 was stale shit. Now there is the strategic element of rationing your heroes and trying to guess what composition you will see next round from your opponents. 3v3 is fantastic now that it has lockout.

>>378476531
boy it sure is summer (^:

No, it's shit.

>>378480083

It's more like a 2 win 3v3 since everyone collects there free win either round one or the moment they lose,but it's still much better

>>378465017
widow is good though
and so is ana

Need something shooty to zone out with a controller in hand. Does Overwatch work? I don't fuck with talking to people and socializing, nor do I think about shit like strategy or teamwork.

>>378479993

I've been feeling the same way

>>378480635
Overwatch is extremely dependent on how well you can synergize and work with your team, which is why everyone is so hostile to each other.

Just play fucking Call of Duty where the most you have think about your team is their general existence.

>>378465868
>That quality
Are you running this game on a toaster?

>>378480824
I like colors, that franchise uses like two in its entirety.

>>378479993
This.
I'm just gonna start opening them when I get 10

>>378481081

They're prerolled, the animation is just fluff.

>>378481171
Yeah I know, but I'd rather open ten at a time and get the disappointment over with instead of opening one at a time and trying to find a reason to keep grinding out boxes

>>378466724
She's a big girl

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>>378478413
Thank you for making this post with that picture. Spent the last 3 minutes dying.

>>378481717
Is that Prison School or something? Looks somehow familiar.

Is she so blue because all her blood goes to her ass?

>>378469085
Question:

Can you buy event exclusive skins after the event? Or is it locked away forever?

Why is Hanzo allowed to instantly kill you

>>378482089
You can get event exclusives the next time the event rolls around.

>>378469085
same
also i got 3 legendaries from this event already
didn't like them that much except lucio
but the mei and soldier one is ok

>>378468349
They could honestly fix these shitty modes if they just included health packs. It's really dumb that they don't.
Just put small health packs and only a couple of them. That way healers still have value.

>>378482102
NEVER SECOND BEST

>>378480635
I think you might be happier playing Halo.

Overwatch can get unbearably frustrating if you have a bad team because it's very reliant on specialization.

I want to make Amelie's perfect ass clap

Im just about convinced now the the rng is rigged in mystery heroes. I've had too many games where the other team gets just an endless supply of tanks and support

>>378482746
Yeah same.
Had to fend off an infinite wave of dvas.

>>378481717
please god sauce

>>378462345
>waifufags thinks everyone is mental ill like them to play a game just because of a pixel

>>378476427
It's more like she's just running through the motions unconciously. Like muscle memory or something like that.

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>>378475885
>tfw no purple fleshlight

>not getting the wombo combo

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>>378462345
I've been enjoying it a lot so far, Junkrat specifically

>>378483424

That doesn't look like widowmaker

>>378482102
Same reason why Roadhog can one-shot half the cast and sombra is useless

>>378483424
Are purple alien fleshlites worth it?
I got a regular clear transparent one, it's alright.
So fucking good when heated up with hot water though

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>>378462572
>mfw people replied to this guy talking about maps for the meme modes like that's legit content

Blizzard has to put in a bunch of free boxes for 1st win and 3 box for 9 wins just to get people to play any of that Arcade trash.

Quick Play: Original Formula is the only thing that is good there and it still has long queues. Mann vs Machine mode is the only Arcade mode that anyone liked doing and they made it seasonal trash instead of a permanent Co-Op mode.

Y'all niggas who think 1vs1 maps and shit are legit need to get lost.

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>>378483484
Junkrat is so fucking fun dude
It's so good when people get salty for playing "easiest character" when you get POTG

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>>378462572
>wanting new game modes in a game balanced exclusively for 6v6 point control
Do you really want another disaster like CTF? With more loot boxes locked behind it?

>>378462572
>I didn't play the game

Fixed it for you.

>>378483639
Because Blizzard is retarded and has no idea how to balance a game properly?

>>378468574
No aim, no brain...

>>378465017
Who is Ana?

>>378483189
FUCK ME IT'S DEAD. BUT, CAN ANYBODY STILL TELL ME THE SAUCE? REVERSE SEARCH YIELDS NOTHING

I don't play overwatch, but why on earth do people go so crazy for cosmetics in a first person game? I don't understand. I mean it's not like anyone else cares what you look like, they're just concerned about themselves. And then you can't even see your own cosmetics 95% of the time

Just seems kind of silly

>>378484469
the artwork suggests its that prison school mango

work on your power level a little more

>>378484617
So you can show off and make low-level players jealous of your fancy outfit.

>>378484617

It's for people who care about "skill" and showing off.

>>378484749
>>378484881

Yeah but no one else cares

It's like the same thing as people idling in an MMO with glowy gear. it's not like people stop and freak out with envy and shower you with praise

Or at least I don't think they do

>>378484039
Blizzard said that CtF was a bad mode for how the game was set up but the players demanded it so hard they capitulated. Doesn't mean other new modes would automatically be bad. I've had three ideas I've been thinking about for a while now that would work well with OW's structure.