APOLOGIZE

>>378446324
that man hurt his jaw or something?

I admire your determination OP

I unironically want Aloy pregnant with my children

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>>378446625
that's the spirit!

I don't care about this game but is there any good porn of it?

Just got a 4K TV, a PS4 Pro, and HZD.

PROTIP: Ignore fast travel.

SECRET PROTIP: Don't get the Quiet Sprint skill.

nobody even fucking remembers this game and it's current gen. just let it die already.

>>378446625
I am finally among friends.

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>>378448130
>massive critical success
>2.6M in just two weeks
>daily threads even on /v/
>subreddit is bigger than even TLoU

>>378446625
Shes a robot man

>>378448530
shes a clone

>>378446324
The games struggling to break 3 million sales and can't even break a 90 on metacritic

It failed.

>>378448530
She's actually a qt3.14

>>378448493
hello horizon-kun
why have you not killed yourself yet

no one on v can stand this piece of shit, the week after release people were laughing at it for the bugs and the animations, the forced sjw bullshit and others

tell your bosses no one here will buy it

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>>378448731
This, also it caught a break that pic related isn't dropping this year to show the western devs how open world is done yet again.

>>378448493
>subreddit
FUCK OFF SHILL

>>378447927
Actual protip: disable all HUD
Did it at the very start of the game and never had any trouble, needing to use the touchpad to see health/reticule made every encounter more tense.
Turned it on to let a friend play and Jesus, those onscreen icons make the game hideous.

Is it even worth playing post patch? There's no real reason for me to keep playing.

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>>378448872
Hey Jean-Yves!

>>378448872
>hello horizon-kun
I see this posted a lot. I like to think you're the same guy saying this the whole time, effectively making your statement a little ironical

Not a single bit of SFM porn anywhere, shit game.

>>378446324
Why do you keep posting this paleolithic huge jawed cro-magnon huntress?

>>378449431
#rekt

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>>378449319
>>378449431
shame you're wrong then
I'm not going to convince you or anything, but I thought I should let you know before your autism runs wild

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congeratulation to Aloy for being the first ugly female protagonist in video games! Nice to finally see some representation for ugly girls!

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>>378446324

I paid for her game at full price for sixty burger dollarions, got 30 or so hours out of it and now I'm waiting for the expansion.

I dont need to apologize.

>>378450039
at the end of the day, ain't nothing wrong with the uggos getting some love.

>>378446324
I platinumed it, it was a decent game overall

>>378449431
KEK

I wanna fuck aloy so hard

Only when the webm shitter leaves.

>>378446324

Oh shit, remember this game?

This game came out. It was released.


I've heard literally nothing about it outside of threads like this on /v/ ever since. Nobody enjoyed this game outside of immediately playing it. As soon as they turn it off it's forgotten about.

People talk about Fallout 4 more than they talk about this game.

>>378449431
Horizon-hater BTFO

Story DLC when?

>>378449431
Accurate.

It's actually really obvious going by that guy's formatting too.

>>378449431
Brutal but on point!