You've just obliterated your opponent in the most humiliating

>>378440078
BOKU TACHI WA NIJI NO SAKANA!

JUST

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GG NO RE

And that's the end...of that chapter.

>>378440332
wdf lolz

>>378440078
I would shall not defame a great battle for even if my greatest enemy is defeated, a great battle would have ensued, one deemed worthy to see.

I shall tip my warrior helm and honor the fight for what it was, a duel between two relentless forces where one needed to lose.

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>>378440078

>>378440078
penis

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>>378440078
Simply
>"?"
Gets people mad pretty effectively especially if you punished them after they tried to go on the offensive

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>>378440078
truck

"dude that was REALLY close, I thought you were gonna win, I just got lucky!"

never fails to elicit rage comparable to a volcano.

heh, nothing personnel, kid

ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?

FUCK YOU

Absolutely fucking nothing.

>>378440982
this

ggez

We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children

gas yourself garbage player

>>378440078
Y-You too...

>>378440078
Fuck off, N'wah!

What a save!

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GAS THE KIKES RACE WAR NOW

Just your bad luck to run into me.

>>378440078
*sheaths sword*
.... "You are the gay"..... *walk away slowly*

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EAT SHIT, BITCH!

>>378440732
>[USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POSE]

>>378441278
Whew
Whew
I'm Sorry...
Boost Me!

>>378440078
Sorry, cat walked over my keyboard. What happened?

Not read-y huh? Guess we weren't on the same page

LATER BITCH

heh..

I told myself that I was done playing, but when I saw how easy this would be I couldn't just stop.

>>378440078
gg

>>378440078
Oh shit I'm sorry.

I didn't finish jacking off before you died.

>>378440162
Jotaro's the oneliner champ, any quote from him would work.

>>378442759
sorry for whut?

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>stand there awkwardly trying to think of what to say or do

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I'M SORRY

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owned

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You don't say anything.
Treat them as nothing, let them seethe in the hot tears of their defeat with not even your recognition as a fellow player to hold on to.

Shit this was a player? I thought it was another enemy. If I knew you were a person I'd have actually tried.

>>378440795
I love doing shit like that
sometimes I'll just copy paste a spam advert
confuses the shit outta people

Well, what is it?

Say nothing, either walk towards his body and stop or walk away, depending on what the AI normally does

>>378440910
This

>>378440078
I'm sorry, I can't understand your crying because of your penis in my mouth!

>>378440078
w-who's the nigger now?

Now I know sucking runs in the family.

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[Points down]

Nice shooting there Stevie Wonder

>>378443917
Alternatively Ray Charles

The "Well, what is it?" gesture.

>>378440078
gg ez

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>>378440078

Shield pump over his lifeless corpse.

>>378444175
They should make Dark Souls amiibos.

When it comes to Dark Souls PvP the absolute best way to piss someone off is with some bad manners after a parry.
>fight starts, opponent is obviously going for a running R1
>hit him with the hard call-out parry
>"applause"
It doesn't even matter if they kill you eventually, you've already won.

>>378443940
>hornet ring
webm disregarded

>>378442951
your face that is

>>378440078
the patches squat. right on your stupid fucking head because you're a little bitch.

>>378440078
gg ez

>>378440732
I ban him

THE SEA HAUNT OF THE SEA HAUNT

>>378440078
>blues actually killing reds
>ever
image is obviously shooped

nothing personnel pshhhh

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>>378440078

I stand still for 2 seconds then spaz out running away from the scene.

>>378440078
wp.

nothing more. a bad fight is a boring one

Git gut ; - )

:)

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>>378444715
>can't parry

yeah i ban him

>>378440078
Mada Mada

>>378443463
>kill enemy
>stare at ground and start running into wall

Looks like you didnt fight so good

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>>378443940

>>378443940

>walking away with quiet resolve

jesus christ you're a faggot

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>>378440078

gg ez pz lemon squeezy

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Jews did 9/11
Wake up Sheeple

>>378443463
>Kill enemy
>Proceed to wonder aloud if he's dead
>Attack the body some more, either from spite or to be sure
Good times.

>>378440078
#BERNIE2020

BRAAP

WO AI LAO MIEN

>>378440332
How

Don't neglect your training.

kys

>>378440078
>Implying you lost

Then I proceed to kill myself. They will never see it coming.

>>378445883
You love old noodles?

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>>378440078
I'm sorry carving
Please, have mercy
>cast profound still while making preparation for the duel buffs
>great magic shield bashing, 400 damage a hit while being able to tank UGS hits
>hidden weapon on purple dildo
>when shit gets though whip out the crossbow, which can do 1100+ damage on a good hit

>>378440654
>Tips helmdora

>>378440910
>not DIE fucker lol

>>378446270
Is it not what Minmin says in ARMS?

>>378440078
[Shrug]

Alternatively

[HELP ME] carving

>>378440078
Hokuto Shinken wa muteki da

>>378445517
if u "know how to parry" you dont need the hornet ring I dont use it and I get a parry off almoat every duel

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>>378440078
Been trying to beat this faggot for the last several hours, do I not get any npcs?

>>378440910
I prefer BUFF

>>378448123
The whole point of the hornet ring is just to stomp shitters. Same with parry. If you're not aiming for absolute maximum assblast from your enemy, why even parry? What's the point?

>>378448407
Only Lord of Hollows (i.e casuls) get summons.

>>378448407
You do, you just fucked up all their quests.

>>378448926
nothing like parrying sombody and halfing their health while using a unbuffed drakeblood. they back off and are visibly afraid of you. meta fags will never understand the feeling.

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>mfw going SL142 with lapp's set and paired greatswords because fuck the meta and fuck you

>>378449292
The better feeling is crushing a parry shitter with weapons that can't be parried. They spam it over and over only to die in the end.

>>378448926
>If you're not aiming for absolute maximum assblast from your enemy, why even parry?
I don't really aim for parries whenever I'm in a duel, it's just a nice tool to have whenever someone gets a bit too complacent with their moves. With lag and such you have to use a parry shield and fish like a motherfucker if you want to get a reaction parry on anyone who knows what they're doing, shit's so unreliable I never waste a slot for hornet ring.

>>378449292
>metafags
I mean, I've beat the game 7 times. I just build whatever I feel like. Plus, meta is the new dlc halberd and anime sword right? Madking's whatever just look fucking stupid, zero aesthetic, the important part of a build.

You must accept your death.
Be free from the night.

>>378440078
>I'm sorry

I play online while heavily intoxicated, and even when I'm winning by a lot I just ramble about stupid/funny shit anyways. I probably wouldn't say anything regarding beating them

I do nothing.
That'll really piss him off.

I usually put on the obscuring ring and then run away. It's like I'm a shade fading away from them... I unironically feel like a badass when I do it.

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>>378440795
stealing this, thanks anon

gg ez

>it's quick
>it gets people mad
>it got people so mad in OW they made it auto-change to all those variants those blizz cucks implemented

10/10 would write gg ez

>>378440078
Fucking pwned

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SLOPPY

Mada mada

>>378440078
Peace, NIGGER!

>>378440078
>pssh.... nothin personnel kid...

is it just me or is rocketleague the most infuriating experience ever?

i love csgo, i'd never get mad no matter what happened or no matter how fucked my teammates would be, getting supreme was a great experience overall

rocketleague however is possibly the most awful addiction i have, it literally makes me hit the desk, and i'm supposed to be 26.

im playing on a shitty laptop so i guess it's my own fault but still holy fuck i've never experienced such rage from a game before.

>>378450653
This or Lennyface are what I spam in chat all the time!!

>>378443940
Did he just kick him?

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>>378440732
>Get ganked by Host and 2-3 phantoms
>Get the point down

>>378451774
>get jumped by host's ganksquad
>proceed to kill each and every one of his phantoms
>host disconnects
That never fails to amuse me.

>>378452156
>Invading other world as dark spirit
>Host pulls the plug just as you spawn in

How do these people not burn through their white circle by the time they even reach Farron?

>>378452296
What I don't get is why they are even play online if all they are going to do is disconnect every time someone invades?

>>378446510
jesus SOTFS is my most played Souls game but after playing so much ds3 this looks like absolute trash

>>378452582
Sometimes I'm quickly putting my sign down for a someone and I don't want to keep him waiting for 15 minutes while I play cat and mouse with an invader.

>>378452582
Well, I mean it's their "solo experience" with the added help of phantoms to clear levels/bosses for them.

Reminds me how i was summoned as a sunbro to help with Rotten Greatwood, only for the fucker to just run around by the gate while I killed it.

>>378452582
I assume if they're pulling the plug during invasions it's because they're not very good at the game, so likely they want to be able to summon phantoms to help them out but don't want to have to deal with the negative side effects of invasions. Id assume then surely they would just run unembered until right before the boss door. But I guess they're so bad they need the health boost being embered provides.

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>>378440078
lol

>>378449907
I hope you aren't that guy in the webm with the shitty rags and hat if you are talking about aesthetics.

>>378452773
The absolute worst is when someone summons you to fight an invader for them and the black crystals you out immediately.

>>378449534
All you really need to do is start delaying your attacks. I've straight up started just running up to a parry spammer and stopped and stood there for a second and kept getting hits on them that way.

>>378440078
I'm sorry. But today, it was my turn, wasn't it?

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>>378453556
>Summon White Phantom because I enjoy co-op
>They black crystal out immediately
>See their summon sign reappear a few seconds later
>This happens at least once a day

"lol"

Noob down

>>378454008
They might be trying to be summoned by a friend and just forgot to use a password, though you'd think after the first time they'd have corrected this.

I don't say anything, but if I can tell early on that I seriously outclass my opponent, I'll just pick one move and beat him with only that. Like Voldo, in Soul Cali, he's got a move where he just rams his butt right in the enemy's face. I'll spend the rest of the game doing nothing but that one move, using movement and spacing to do the rest of the work for me.

Most of the time, I'm not really playing to win anyways, just to practice my skills. If an opponent is too weak for me to learn anything from my normal game, why not handicap myself so I can practice some specific techniques? It's not like those e-points matter at the end of the day.

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Pathetic. You act all high and mighty, but lose and you're just a loser.

>>378454774
That's actually a cool way to approach it. Might as well build up your skill in the meantime.

Meanwhile the other guy is getting platinum mad being beat by the same move over and over

>>378450753
FUCK YOU ILLBERD

>>378440162
fuck off and die jojofags.

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>>378440078

???
Can't really do that over voice but holy fuck typing ? makes people angry.

"On a scale of 1-9 how mad are you now?"

>>378440078
Spam crouch

>>378455017
Yeah, I mean I'm not trying to make him mad, but at the end of the day everyone's responsible for their own emotions right? Sometimes the opponent is cool and we make a little game out of it.

For instance, in SC5, you can do a "just guard" and totally negate any attack, even unblockables. When I get matched with a really weak player, sometimes I just try to Just Guard as many attacks as I possibly can. I don't even bother fighting back, I'll take the loss if it means I get to practice blocking some really tricky attacks.

>>378444385
So it was banter?
I fought someone and everytime i got a hit on him he ran off and applauded.
Always wondered why, but banter was something that didn't cross my mind.
Or people slowly walking away make me cringe or laugh not making me mad, because I always have to remember that edgy DaS2 video.

>>378455756
Generally if someone's using an emote during a fight it's for the bants. I fucking love it sometimes
>run up to someone
>I parry
>he parries
>we both roll away and clap

>>378442951
>"here's your receipt"

>>378456174
that's top tier bantz right there

>>378440078
My favorite Souls PvP fight was in DS2, Iron Bridge. I was wearing my Sir Alonne cosplay, any my opponent happened to be an Alonne Knight cosplay. He was actually damn good, and we had a really intense fight all over the bridge.

When it finally came down to the last slivers of health, he put away his weapon and did the Prostration gesture. Fuck that. I ran up to him and used the Seppuku attack right in front of him, killing us both simultaneously.

>>378449969
>tfw the creator of giantdad is a massive faggot that makes twitch videos in a trap outfit
It hurts

>>378440332
>

>>378440795
my nigga

>>378457561
that's awesome! I love the community that just organically springs up out of those types of games. Makes for cool moments like that

I'll turn into a prop using a white branch or spin in circles while using an emote, hopefully it'll give them a laugh. If there were a dirty or shitty player then they'll get a point down