https://youtu.be/JhBKCPXKR2k How long can you last?

This character is the manifestation of everything wrong with /v/

>>378437773
>"HAHAHA YOU CAN'T DO THAT! L O L!!!"
I quit

brb spawning more overlords

>>378437773
Alark is superior.

>>378437773
>people who waifu Dva because fanart draws her with bodacious proportions and assets
you should either get the genuine, flat, annoying gamer girl article or get none of it

>>378438051
She's cancer either way

>>378438136
This

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iiqx7H_9tXw
???

>>378438367
I honestly have no problem with this

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>>378437773
I lost at 0:01
I cannot stand D.Va's voice
It's like nails on a chalkboard
captcha: LOSE inhecke

>>378437773
I enjoyed playing as dva once they made her defense matrix good and eventually moved on to having her my 1st pick in comp so I got used to her corny voice lines so I don't see this as being as bad as you're making it out to be, OP.

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>>378437773
for what purpose?

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>>378438051
>tfw you're a flat annoying gamer girl irl
>don't want to play Dva
>she's just like me and it reminds me of how annoying I am
>can't stay away
>finally give in and try playing her
>be a total god her
>quadruple kill ults everywhere

just kill me

I hate d va so much. That line about her APM is fucking retarded she requires the least input out of the other overshit characters.

>>378438819

LONDON

>>378438819
Fuck off Manya

>>378438819
Pls date me, 3D.va.

>>378438819
>>tfw you're a flat annoying gamer girl irl


so you are an annoying trans faggot with issues; good to know

>>378438819

Fuck off Jinx.

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>Blizzard going this balls deep into microtransaction meme games

This is embarrassing. Thanks for ruining vidya forever, Valve.

>>378439907
>Blizzdrone blames valve of all fucking things for a cancer company being cancerous

>>378438051
Eh she kinda curvy in overwatch but just really small.

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>>378438819

>>378439981
>Calling me a Blizzdrone

u wot m8

Valve popularized this shit with tf2 hats. Everyone of these cancerous microtransactions can find their origins in a Valve "game".

How people manage to find those overwatch characters anything but cringe is beyond me. Propably a burger thing.

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>>378438673
For some insane reason they made her the most talkative character in the game because she just has to say something every time she right clicks . And then you have people who spam her voice lines all fucking game.

ALL UNITS BE ADVISED

>>378440165
You couldn't even buy hats for the longest time and they used to be rare drops not stuck in crates, meanwhile blizzard was selling mounts and other vanity shit in a store.

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Excuse me, only good character in Overrated coming through

>>378438819

>tfw you're a flat annoying gamer girl irl

Prove it. Tits or GTFO.

>>378440247
FEMINISM IS AWESOME

>>378437773
came at 1:53

>>378440284
Blizz didn't jump on this train until late Wrath, when it had already left Valve's station. Considering Overwatch is literally a direct by the books clone of TF2 and the business model it currently has I don't see how you can argue this at all.

Either way though, fuck Blizzard, fuck Valve, and fuck every faggot microtransaction filled shit game that exists.

>>378438819
D.Va ain't flat you washboard.

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>>378440727

>>378440403
That's not Junkrat anon.

>>378439895
Go back to /trash/ you fag

>>378438051
>tfw this was my ex
>she even mained D.Va
It isn't worth it

>>378437773
Cringy lines but the voice is cute.

>>378438050

This. He sounds like an evil Leonard Nimoy.

>played D.va during open beta and found her fun
>realize I hate the shit out of her actual character and voice
Even for the Overwatch world it's bad.

>>378438819
post your armpits

>>378440247
FEMINISM

https://clyp.it/mtgxpp4b

Easily the worst voice in the game..

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>>378437773
ten seconds in and i already wanna die

>>378437773
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iiqx7H_9tXw could be worse anon
also his voice pack costs 3 dollars more

>>378441363
She reads everything like shes on a fucking kids show reading a book and putting on a voice it fucking hurts

>>378437773
Why did they bring this meme in SC2

>>378437773

About 15 seconds, not even Dva can save SC2

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>>378441086
Wrong Star Trek character.

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>>378441431
>paying money to hear literal cancer

Terrible.
Simoly atrocious.
Haha muh kawaii asian 18 year old PURE high pitched voice gamer gurl XD!

>>378438051
I love how Blizzard even acknowledges shes a shitty waifu by giving Mei the waifu dances

>>378441595
>About 15 seconds, not even Dva can save SC2
>implying D.Va is good for anything

>>378437773
I came at about 4 minutes in.

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>Make a korean character.
>They're a "Pro gamer"

>>378438819
tits or GTFO

blizzard has never made a good game

there, i said it

>>378437773
0:45

>>378438819
It's not hard to get quad kills with d.va

>>378438819
>>be a total god her
It's not exactly hard to get results with D.va, at least getting 4 golds, which is what I know you consider godly performance even though medals mean fuck all and are not indicative of performance.

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>>378438819
Get the fuck back in /trash/

>>378437773
5:08

>waifu-tier looks
>boner killing voice
It's annoying because it actually fits her character, so I can't even bitch about it. Luckily Mercy's a way better waifu, so it's no big loss.

>>378442232
Damage and Healing Medals probably, but if someone has Gold medals for killing enough players to keep them at bay or is determined to keep his ass on the objective, then I'd say they're doing something right to tip a games results in their favor

>>378442083
Fiablo 1 and 2 are good, but then again they are not made by blizzard

>>378442641
This.
Her voice is the most annoying fucking thing in vidya

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>>378438819
Attentionwhoring cunt
>Anon baits the trap

>>378437773
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D85UY1oICxE

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>tfw 26
>tfw too old to date D.Va

>>378442884
kys mecha

>>378442702
>deal 5 damage to an enemy with 600 health
>someone else kills them
>get kill credit
Yeah, really helping.

>>378442702
If a D.va has 4 golds then the questions you should be where the fuck are the dps.

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>>378442884
>tfw young submissive whores are into older men
What a time to be petplay-liking sadist.

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>>378442598
Nerd.

>>378443353
It's not hard to get gold damage just shoot barriers or mei's ice wall endlessly. It doesn't help your team at all but you will have an inflated damage stat.

I'm like 100 shards short of having 1600, should I go for the Brightwing announcer?

>>378443296

>be S76
>constantly on point
>game is 99%-99% overtime because my team can't defend for shit
>get my ult
>storm the point, getting a quad kill with the ult and finishing off a fifth with a missile
>"that's gonna be potg for sure"
>fast forward to end of set
>potg comes up and...
>it's a fucking Sombra who popped her ult in the middle of my quintuple kill
>game gave her credit for all five even though the kill feed shows me getting the quintuple kill

>>378445246
Hell no, 1600 is a lot considering you got most of these from veteran rewards, probably
Announcer packs are neat but they don't have that many voice-lines and get old real quick, don't pay for them

>>378442884
>26 is too old to date 18
On what planet?

>>378447679
The vast majority of attractive college aged girls are not hoing to want to date a 26 year old. Even if you're absolutely ripped and a 10/10 stud, you're too old for them.

The only way around this is if you have boatloads of money. I'm talking 6 figures easily. And even then it might not work.

>>378447827
This triggers the /v/irgins

>>378437773
8 seconds

>>378447827
Lmao are you fucking kidding me? Chicks dig older men.

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>>378448090
This.

>>378438051
>>378440000

D.va has a bubble butt, specially in HotS

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D.va is cute.

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>>378440165
>>378440637

>>378440637
>Considering Overwatch is literally a direct by the books clone of TF2
I'm so sick of seeing this comparison, the only thing they have in common is the cart mode. This honestly feels as dumb as when every first person shooter was a "doom clone".
>but it has cosmetics!
The gameplay is completely different.

Say what you will about if it's good or bad, it's just not a TF2 clone. Not everything needs to have an analog to another game.
>souls-like
>rouge-like
>rouge-like-like
>doom-like
>tf2-like

>>378437773
YOU'RE LIKE LITTLE BABY
WATCH THIS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bozvLUp0f1o

>>378453778
this dva is annoying, but bearable. This shit is fucking infuriating. No one can listen to this and not be infuriated

>>378448090
>Chicks dig older men
Not THAT old. Maybe 3 or 4 years tops

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>>378450312
>bubble butt

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>>378438051
>flat

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>>378455276
>that little bit of jiggle in the character select menu
lord help me

>>378454527
This is false. Chicks will date up to 15 years older if you look good and have a good attitude

>>378447827
I'm 26 and I can get 15 year olds easy. The fuck are you talking about.

>>378437773
I came at around the 3 minute mark. I listened to the whole thing though.

also, since when did starcraft had these voice pack things? or is this new thing they are doing?

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>>378456723
ha ha, like where about do you live family? Just curious lol

>>378455036
>Arched back vs. leaning backwards
Wow nice I don't even like Overwatch but you're retarded, see >>378455276