This is a Nep. You DID play at least one of her games, right?
Yes, it was the most mediocre piece of shit I have ever played.
Nep is boring, there are better girls
>>378423771
I don't play blatant weebshit garbage, thank you very much.
>>378423771
I've played all of them except Hyperdevotion. The self insert made me cringe so hard I never played it again.
I played all the mainline games and jerked off to her multiple times.
>>378423771
I bought them, but I never played them. One day....
>4GO not coming until Holiday 2017
are you guys ready for the most exciting speedrunning event?
>>378424052
i like the girl wearing a hat
Yes and I regret it every day.
>>378424530
No you don't
>>378423771
what the nep, i did
>>378424516
Now that's a good answer
>>378424481
What the hell?
be honest with me, how are the spin-offs? I'm interested in action unleashed, but the others.. are they good?
>>378424590
Okay maybe I overexaggerated but still, her games aren't very good.
I, like the retard i am, bought Hyperdimension Neptunia Re;Birth1. Holy shit. This is the worst game ive played for that price. Everything about it was obnoxious. I like absolutely nothing about it.
I cant believe you idiots tricked me into buying this shit. Must be shill threads, right?
>>378423771
Beat Re;Birth 1 the other day, have 2 and 3 ready to go along with the 3 on PS3 and VII on PS4.
>>378424481
>the guy who was wearing a Top Nep hat at AGDQ is doing a sega hard girls run
>>378424481
9:05AM Vanilla Neptunia
>game is called neptunia
>main character is called neptune
>main character's country-thing is called planeptune
>>378424796
that's nothing, there's a 2nd vanilla nep run below
and it's a race
and it's true end
and it's SEVEN hours long
>>378424715
yes anon, every thread about a game you don't personally end up liking is a shill thread, I can't believe it took you this long to understand this common thing about /v/
>>378424664
>how are the spin-offs?
You know how the main series is medciore? Turn that down a few notches, yeah towards the "bad" setting, you can still probably find some enjoyment out of them but be ready to hit refund button
I tried a nep game once. Boring unoriginal generic jrpg out the ass. But the girls were cute
>>378424882
teach me your ways, anon
>>378424481
Wait, I just realized, they are running 4GO as well, fucking hell
>>378424481
2 hours for any% Nep V NG+
I beat the whole game in 3 and a half hours beating that game without NG+ when I tried. I had to get the normal ending though so I'm not sure if that counts since it cuts like half the game.
>>378424481
>it's real
>>378424481
Why would they do this? Why would anyone do this?
>>378423771
>>378423771
Which are worth playing and why?
>>378425648
all of them, because nep
>>378425736
Okay let me rephrase the questions then. What are these games and how do they fare gameplay wise compared to other games in its genre?
>>378426016
cute girls based around consoles and game companies with internet humor(no this isnt just the localization, japanese script is 2ch memes), mediocre gameplay
Basicly it's good enough if you aren't looking for something that would redefine the jrpg "genre" and just look for some dumb fun
Do bonuses from disks count if the character is set as partner?
I got to act 2 of ReV then I was gonna restart without all the extra characters but just never got back to it.
Also, I want to marry nepgear who is not a murderer in all but one timeline.
Also Peashy is a monster
>>378426016
They're all over the place in terms of quality. The Rebirth games and VII and Sega Hard Girls are a good place to start. Noire and TagMension are a love it or hate it types of games. The rest are garbage.
>>378426802
dont think so
>>378426867
She's a murderer in two timelines actually
>>378425648
None, because ironic weeb garbage.
>>378423771
Yes it was incredibly grindy, often boring and sometimes charming.
Didn't make me wanna play another.
Is nicoblog a safe place to get the Nep games from?
>>378426921
Wait what's the other timeline?
>>378427139V2 normal ending
>>378427263
Dead, and I never bothered to get the true end.
>>378426889
Her usefulness falls off.
>>378423771
No cuz their bad
>>378428005
Does her cuteness?
>>378424481
madness
>>378423771
>You DID play at least one of her games, right?
Yes. All the PS3 games, all the rebirth games on PC, U, Blanc vs Zombies, Neps vs SeHa (still trying to get the Platinum), and the abomination known as Noire's game
no
>>378428215
never, Pko is such a lovely little baby
>>378429376
Then I'm not worried. Yeah, I'd take her to bed.
I used to love it until I played that route where you have to kill all your friends in rebirth 2
>>378429597
>take her to bed.
To cuddle her to sleep after a day of playing and having fun? Surely you wouldn't lewd her, right? RIGHT?
>>378429682
but it was the best part in the entire series
>>378429765
Only a little.
>>378423771
Which Vita nep games should I play? I read an IGN review of PP for shits and the review was "STOP OBJECTIFYING WOMEN"
>>378430003
you monsterBut I can't blame you, I had very impure toughts about her after I saw her 4GO outfit>let's give a 5 year old a bikini top, what's the worst that could happen
>>378430050
RB1
>>378430050
That one.
Anybody here beat Cyberdimension nep? I haven't even started my copy.
>>378430050
depends on what you like:
Rebirth 1 to 3 - these are these remakes of the PS3 games. Rebirth 1 has the biggest difference from the original.
PP - Idolm@ster
U & Blanc vs Zombies - an action game, like a low budget Senran Kagura
Myperdevotion Noire - a boring SRPG where every fucking map has traps/gimmicks and enemies are immune to the traps/gimmicks
vs Sega Hard Girls - a standard Nep RPG
>>378430479
Still waiting for localization, but I do want to plow Noire's lonely knight pussy like no tomorrow
>>378430490
What about action U?
>>378423771
5, two good, two bad, and one meh. I like the series overall, but it isn't without faults.
>Good
Rebirth 2, V-II
>Meh
Rebirth 1
>Bad
Rebirth 3, Noire
>>378430685
it's in the list. Look harder
>>378430697
>Nepgear fag hating Rebirth 3
hm..... makes you think
>>378430865
He's not exactly wrong, gameplay wise it might be better than 2, even if only a bit, but story is all over the fucking place, not to say 2 doesn'thave story issues, Nepgear is pretty bad as a protagonist and Nepnep will always be better but RB3 just goes all the way into the retard zone
>>378430685
the zombie one is also better than U for what it's worth (although it did away with the clothes ripping)
U was very barebone, only reason to play it is on PC with nude mods
>>378430865
>everyone becomes an asshole, no one is likable
>1000 mp limit
>most makers are paid DLC
>EXE and MP are the same bar now
>Same annoying guard break gauge as the last three games.
Sorry to break your bubble, but Victory and it's remake were not good games.
>>378431162
>>most makers are paid DLC
RB3 has literally no paid DLC last I checked
>>378423771
I played rebirth 1 and thought it had some nice moments. Checked some videos of 2 and they discouraged me to play it. That other Noir was shit and my Lady Blanc was missing.
>>378431475
Blanc and the other CPUs are playable in Noire's game
>>378423771
I played a game of stellaris with her and a bunch of other characters from her game as portraits. does that count?I also got a mod that auto turns other races into synthetics once they fall into your empire if you have the synthetic ascension, and a mod that lets you keep your old race portrait if you want. Soon the whole galaxy will be NEP.
>>378423771
None but I like these two characters and their designs from what little of them I know.Not interested enough of the rest to try though.
I am literally going to marry Uni!
>>378431931
You should. You'd love their personalities.
>>378431162
>complaining about SP and EXE being the same
I actually really liked that change because the game felt a bit more than EXE spam... but SP refilling items made the mechanic weaker and a simple "waste a turn to refill SP then use EXE again"
>Same annoying guard break gauge as the last three games
Not sure why even bothering about the guard gauge, it's entirely useless in RB 3
>most makers are paid DLC
All RB 3 DLCs bar for the Stella ones are free
>>378431931
If you like Neptune there is a good chance you will at least also like pic related
broccoli best girl
>>378432921
Puchiko a cute
>>378424416
Don't remind me, at least it's coming out this year.
I like Nepgear.
>>378436415
Sorry to hear that
>>378423771
Not a single one
what would you do?
>>378436894
Source?
>>378437157
Feed her eggplants
>>378436415
y-you too
Nepgear is literally me
I just beat rebirth 3. Should I move on to Victory 2 or play one of the spinoffs? Are the action games any good? I love action rpgs, but I don't know if these devs are competent enough to make a good one.
>>378423963
FPBP
>>378437482
U and Blanc's game are musou more than action RPGs
>>378428283
>A jadf piece that isn't futa
Finally
>>378423771
YES I DID, I ALSO PLAYED NOIRE'S GAME, IFFY'S GAME, AND BLANC'S GAME. BLANC IS ALSO MY QT 3.14 BOOK READING WIFE.
>>378437482
they're literally senran kagura, in worse with swapped characters
same devs
you might as well play SK if that's what you want
Nep U also didn't have a whole lot going on event-wise, the Zombie game did have a few funny moments though
>>378423963
came here to say this
>>378437961
That doesn't look remotely like jadf
>>378437626
>musou
For the love of fuck. Stop using that word if you don't know what it means. Defending and capturing bases is a key aspect of musous, arguably as much so as fighting hordes of enemies. Neptunia U and Zombies are nothing more than beat-em-ups with leveling.
>>378437321
You need headpats
No, but I know the basics of it because you all want a Nep to hold.
I also know at one point Nep turns into a bike.
>>378424481
>NG+
Why even bother
How old is Nep?
>>378425147
yea its already out in japan.
>>378437157
Is she coming out or pulling me in? Both scenarios ends the same way.
>>378438525
Technically, they're all ageless
>>378438525
few hundred years old
>>378436415
Me too.
Stop talking about Nepgear
>>378423771
A game about blacked the Nep.
Noire has no friends and pleases old men for shares.
>>378438901
The blacked Nep
Uni is my UNIverse
What do you even do in these games?
>>378438730
>broccoli
no thanks, i've learned hard enough from buying from them.
>>378438035
Tamsoft looks like a cheap whore.
>>378439241
>>378438838
Why?
>>378439229
You beat up slimes in the one I played.
>>378423771
No, but I own all of them!
>>378439337
Don't even post pictures of her.
>>378439420
it's dogs, silly
>>378439569
Too bad, I really like her. I'll post more.
>This is a Nep. You DID play at least one of her games, right?
I did, but I never finished it.
Better games came out and I let Neptunia aside.
Well, it is still in my backlog. Maybe I will come back after finishing Alien Isolation.
>>378439675
Don't
>>378424481
What is the point of NG+ runs? Seeing someone rush to each Event trigger at L999 and one shotting the boss for an hour is not that entertaining
>>378439996
Yes, there is never enough Nepgear.
>>378437967
Wrong pic anon, wrong pic
>>378424481
>New Game+
Wait a minute, they could have DLC characters and weapons. That said, the human brain can only take so much factory level in one day.
>>378425074
Extreme autism tends to help. You have to be prepared to sit for days at a time, focused on activities that are completely pointless to normal people.
>>378440323
But your brain can never have enough neps, but they'll be surely skipping cutscenes so that evens out
>>378440080
don't worry, for something more exciting there is a non-ng+ TRUE end... RACE .. that's right, two people running it at same time, of the ORIGINAL nep
>>378440198
delete this I wont allow you to post lewds of my cute wife.
>>378423771
Tekken is hype
>>378440565
>>378440080
and I forgot to add
FOR SEVEN HOURS
>>378423771
What are they about?
>>378440569
Well anon she's also my wife so I also get to decide, not to mention that if theres anyone truly deserving of being Blanc's husband, it's that artist and he quite clearly wants to lewd her a whole fucking lot
>>378440794
cute girls
references to vidya industry
memes
>>378423771
No because I'm over the age of 10 and I'm not a child predator.
>>378440997
it's okay, almost all the characters are over the age of 100
>>378441229
"don't worry it ain't pedophilia to like drawings of kids because they aren't actually kids, they're 1000 year old demigod cat girls from mars."
>>378440834
No gameplay?
Played 30 minutes of the first Rebirth game before I couldn't stand it anymore. Neptune's voice is incredibly annoying and Compa sounds like a downie
>>378442370
Were you playing dubbed? Because if so then there's your problem.
>>378423771
yes and I felt a very strange feeling the entire time I was playing it.
>>378423771
What makes people say that VII is better than Rebirth I or III?
Except for the mega-boss fights, it feels more shallow
>>378442478
Nope, used Jap voices
>>378423771
Yes, I thought it was shit.
No. I havent even opened the limited edition i bought
>>378443658
Why are they wearing bras when they don't have tits?
>>378443786
Because they are learning that girls that wear even a bit of clothing are sexier than girls that are just naked
>>378423771
played 5 minutes of one I got on PSN for free because of a pricing glitch (game was 90% off, had a 30% off coupon, wound up getting it for $0.00) found out the gameplay was shit and went back to jerking off to the art/fan art
I wanna FUCK Neptune!
>>378443974
How 'bout this one?
>>378423771
yep and are legit garbo
Fantastic writing = >,< face every fucking time
yeah.i only liked her first one.
>>378424664
I thought Action Unleashed was fun. It's a mindless button masher, but it's flashy and the clothes ripping aspect is nice.
Tried playing V. The battle system was different to me, but not that interesting in the end. The environments were typical not-high-fantasy JRPG fare. Hated how Neptune went Jump~ or whatever every time she jumped. Got past the first boss and realized how under levelled I was. Never started the game back up after that.
>>378444598
>yeah. i only liked her first one.
Rebirth 1 or the first PS3?
>>378444402
Bleach her skin with semen.
I much prefer this outfit to the jersey.
nope, never bought any of them.
>>378445494
PS3. i guess it was a guilty pleasure because it is pretty tedious and unremarkable. but i managed to beat the game because i liked nep so much. then i played the second game, found nepgear boring as fuck, and haven't played any of the games since.
How is this game series still going?
Wasn't the 1st one really fucking bad?
>>378445961
relax, Nepgear is no longer the main character in any game afterwards. She is still in the game but it revolves around Neptune for the other games
>>378446048
they rebooted it with mk2 and then it launched from there. It even got a sub-par anime.
>>378437296
What's with the eggplant joke?
Someone explain that to me.
>>378446048
The game was bad but the characters were charming. Charming enough to create enough interest for them to reboot the series with mk2.
Mk2 was successful so the series continued. The mainline games continually get better and the fanbase continues to grow.
Most of spin offs on the handhelds are garbage. The main titles are actually pretty good.
>>378446953
>he never played Kid Icarus
>>378446953
Neptune has an intense hatred for eggplants and in V, eggplants were used to harass her.
Since then it's become a running-gag in both the games and fandom.
>>378423771
Of course I played all of her mainline games, including 4go in Japanese
She's my wife and I love her very much!
>>378448314
>>378448115
>>378447967
>>378447818
What the fuck did I just watch/read?
>>378447228
But they're purple like her.
>>378449338
tldr, Conquest Ending Nepgear is in depression.
Histy uses the last of her power to send her to another world where Neptune is alive.
New world also has a Nepgear, Conquest Nepgear is afraid that that Nepgear will kill that Neptune.
Conquest Nepgear tries to kill the other Nepgear but is killed by the other Neptune.
They see the CPU core of Conquest Nepgear and use holding they see the memories of Conquest Nepgear and bring her back to giver her happiness
>>378449550
But they're gross and neppy knows that.
Noire has no friends
>>378449696
>>378449980
She has people that use her for sex. Does that count?
why does nep sound like a racial slur
it's time to kick those fuckin neps out of our country
>>378450187
kek
>>378424481
That's a lot of Neps
>>378450187
It doesn't. You're just a retard who needs to go back to your containment board where you belong.
>>378450406
Fuck off you dirty nep.
is nep for l-lewd?
>>378423771
>buy the first one on a sale because of /v/ memes
>install
>play for 5 minutes
>uninstall
>now no way to remove this fucking thing from my library so I refuse to add irl friends because they'll see I own this gay ass shit
fuck
how did you guys get so attached to this piece of shit
>>378450895
Yes.
>>378450997
pull the trigger if that bothers you so much
>>378424715
It's ironic weeb garbage, what did you expect?
>>378450997
What memes, that the girls are cute? Because it's true.
>>378449980
>>378423771
Yes, I played the first Nep, MK2, Victory, and Producing Perfection.
Which of the other Nep spin-offs are decent?
>>378452021
>Nep spin-offs are decent?
none
but you left out megadimension neptunia vii, which is a game you should definitely play
>>378453575
sleepy neppy is better
>>378454103
>tfw too broke
>>378454491
No excuse