So is Mario not a human being?

>>378407870
It's a children's game. There doesn't need to be an explanation.

>>378407994
Children as young as 3 are capable of the sort of visual processing and cognitive discrimination necessary to classify these two models as entirely unrelated.

Not an argument. It is fucked up and weird how Mario is a deformed, lone outcast compared to all other humans.

>>378408196
Well I don't know what to tell you then anon. It's fucking Nintendo for christ's sake. They've never exactly been the pinnacle of tasteful design.

>>378407870
He is a mutant from the realm of Shitendo. He has retarded proportions so autismos can relate to him easier.

He's Italian.

>>378407870
Are you implying midgets are not people?

>>378407870
Don't most Mushroom Kingdom people come up to Mario's waist? How tall are they?

If a human male spends too much time in Mushroom Kingdom dimension he turns into mario-proportions human-like being. That's obvious shit

>>378408536
I'm half Italian and I'm 6'3.

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>>378408504
It was a fucking flop with Sonic when Sega tried it. It's just creepy and fucking weird to juxtapose cartoons with somewhat realistic human models. Unless it's a Roger Rabbit game it begs for an explanation and leads to uncomfortable displacement from the suspension of disbelief. It's as if Mario is appearing in another character's mise en scene.

>>378408629
Other half must be finnish, since italians are the manlet people

>>378407870
He's a human being in his universe, this game looks like it's about dimension hopping

>>378408740
Other half is 1/4 Icelandic and 1/4 French.

>>378407994
>It's a children's game. There doesn't need to be an explanation.

Nintendo fags never fail to set the bar lower do they

>>378408750
This. Mario is a human from some sort of toon-verse not unlike a Roger Rabbit sort of deal. New Donk City is in a universe closer to our own.

It's getting strange now, like when they retconned Paper Mario into being a separate being.

Nintendo's got to understand, we already accept these things, there's no need to explain the science behind mushrooms for instance.

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>>378407870
Here's the rundown

>Mario universe is a product of the war
>Normal humans who survived the war living on very high buildings, above the clouds to protect themselves from dangerous creatures and radiation
>Humans who didn't move up, got changed by the harsh environment from the down and Mario was born from that
>Abandoned factory/facility, robots and the forest are the only surviving last remains of last civilization
>Food world is the result of ultra hot temperatures from the bomb, making the crystals grow faster than the usual and creating new kinds of chemicals.
>This paved the way for an entirely new life form made out of purely inorganic materials, the Forks
>The desert with ice growing is also the similar result of major temperate changes to the lower atmosphere
>Likewise the desert has mutated midget humans, wearing warm clothes and protection from the harsh sun and sub-zero winds

>>378408849
I'm not a fan of Nintendo though. Was just stating the obvious.

>>378408792
>french
25% off yourself.
Italians and Icelanders are cool in my book

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>>378408910
>retconned Paper Mario into being a separate being
wait what

>>378408692
Pretty much this. It's reason why Pixar makes all there human characters look funny and exaggerated (also to not invoke uncanny valley)

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>>378407870
>>378408196
>>378408692
i really hope this is samefag and not a case of so many people this tight-assed.

>>378408910
Yeah, because we all know that the mushrooms are hallucinogens and Mario is just tripping his balls off in the toilet XD

>>378409010
Duh, you living under the rock buddy?

It's Mario and Luigi : Paper Jam

>>378409004
>25% off yourself

H-how anon? Will it hurt?

>>378407870
lol cuz mayrio does the shrooms so he looks funny XD

>>378409098
It's a valid point though. Mario and company are fine by themselves but put them next to "realistic" people and it just looks cringy.

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Do you think this mario ties into this at all? Maybe it was a failed attempt at genetically modifying a Mario that fit into the world seen in the op.

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i view this as a similar thing to the halloween simpsons episode where homer enters the real world at the end. as in mario is human, but he enters like, a higher plane of reality

but i might be overthinking it

>>378407870

It's the Sonic 06 of the Mario games

>>378409098
OK fine but even if you want to whine about how it's not fucking weird, it still reeks of low budget, low effort, derivative 00's bullshit. SONIC DID THE SAME THING AND IT WAS WEIRD THEN. THE PRIMARY ASSOCIATION MOST PEOPLE HAVE TO THIS """""""""""STYLE""""""""""""""""" IS SONIC '06 OK FAGGOT??!

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>>378407870

Wait, so this is really from the next game? This is some Sonic-tier shit. What are you doing, nintendo?

>>378407870
>This isn't a reference to the movie
I need my hyperrealistic Yoshi

>>378409135
If you speak french, just severing your vocal chords is enough. I don't know how to fix the french pig snorting though.
But as long as you don't do those, you still appear a human. Just keep away from mimes and stop lusting over baguettes and you're probably fine.

>>378408196
STFU YOU AUTISTIC FAGGOT its a fucking video game it doesn't need real logic or any explanation into why shit is the way it is you retard, the creators of the game can do whatever the fuck they want and there doesn't need to be a logical reason or explanation for anything they do because again its a fucking game.

>>378407870
>So is Mario not a human being?
No he's Italian.

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>>378408504
Based

>>378407870
Mario has traveled to a strange realm where the inhabitants have freakishly long, spindly bodies and tiny heads with tiny eyes.

>>378409367
I don't speak French but I do love croissants.

>>378407870
Op never played this games:
>Mario's Time Machine (1993)
>Mario is Missing! (1992)

Mario never was a human

>>378409374
t. nintenbro

How are there still people who don't realize the game is about Mario traveling to various unusual worlds and the realistic city is just one of them? The food world also has it's own aesthetic that doesn't match anything else but no one harps on that.

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>>378407870

>New Donk City

Is this where Twintelle is confirmed to be from?

nop, he's.... ITALIAN xD........ ;^)

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>>378409374
Careful guys the the nintenkiddies are here.

>>378407870
*Obligatory Italians are not human post

>>378407870
>So is Mario not a human being?
Sure he is. He just isn't from the same world. Humans are different where is he from.
I really don't get why it's such a big deal to people.

>>378408196
>It is fucked up and weird how Mario is a deformed, lone outcast compared to all other humans.
How so? He is different. Everyone already knew that.
Mario can jump like several meters and stuff.

>>378409552
I hate those things. Overall, the flaky dough is just awful

>>378409279
You mean this?
http://youtu.be/acrZGc3rfg0?t=30s

>>378409973
This. Mario is not a human. He IS some mutant freak, like all Italians but even more mutant

>>378407870
What makes you think they're human?
The all look the same, dress the same, act the same.
They're lifeforms no higher than goombas.

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>this is what a japanese person thinks an american looks like

>>378410087
Italian are aliens being at this point

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Height threads always make me feel super insecure about myself.

Hang on guys who says THEY are not the mutants?

#deeep

>>378410137
Nah they're wrong, Americans are much fatter than this

Seriously why are you fags so damn fat. It's amazing, you even surpassed Mexico, the home of fatties.

Did you people freak out thismich when Bugs Bunny interacted with realistic humans in some of his cartoons?

>>378410245
No one is freaking out but some autists, disregard

>>378410134
Look out people we got a super special snowflake here.

>>378409864
>Humans are different where is he from.
Brooklyn?

>>378407870
He's a human being... from his dimension.

He's currently in another dimension in that picture.

>>378410363
Alternate universe Brooklyn

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>>378410147
He is a fucking alien you neverending mongoloid. Play Mario World 2. Mario aint human.

>>378410227
how can yurop possibly still find this funny?

>>378410368
Could it be a parallel universe?

>>378409817
As an Italian I can confirm this

>>378410151
How tall are you anon?

>>378410076

...now i do

>>378410431
Is this a triggered murifat I see? Fat people are always funny to laugh at, a fat country even more so

>>378407870
who cares. this game will have the same typical dogshit controls/camera like every mario game.

>>378407994
fpbp

>>378410510
(You)

>>378407870
>he thinks the citizens of New Donk City are humans
LOL
Did you not see the huge moon up in the sky next to the sun? Or the fact that everyone is in business suite? Or that there are only taxis?

>>378407870
It's a meta joke
A JOKE

>>378410227
Well, that's because of all the obese Mexicans rolling over the wall causing the scales to tip for America.

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>>378410497
161cm

>>378410442
For the love of fuck you people are fucking retarded. The shitty American cartoon is not canon. Play Mario Land 2 and Super Mario World 2.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlOiTLkl-O0
Mario is from a small Island Kingdom right next to the Mushroom Kingdom oddly called Mario Land.

>>378410558
(you)

>>378410616
Anon I have no idea what you're talking about. I was referring to that autist that makes all the SM64 videos.

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>>378410137
fixed it for ya

>>378410137
Did they forget that it's basically poor people who make up most of the fat people here?

>>378410720
Well I dont fucking care fuck that guy he knows nothing.

>>378410724
>>378410227
aussiefags detect

>>378409307
This is the Sonic 06 of comparisons.

>>378410724
10/10

>>378408196
There have been several children movies with something like that like some Bugs Bunny movies

> What's the explanation the story will provide?
Is this what it's like, to sit at home and have no aspiration to create or explore or uncover facts about the world around you, to just play on the internet all day?

Thinly veiled excuse for a thread, I accept. But people delude themselves into thinking this actually matters. That it's worthy of investigation.

It's like post-modern art for losers. At least art historians and critics get paid or tenured or published for trying to make something deeper than it is. This shit is embarrassingly useless.

>>378410616
Mario and Luigi later get banished to Brooklyn by Bowser when they're young, too young to remember their origins.

That is, in the original timeline.

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>>378410940
Hello nintenbro.

>>378410940
Shit opinion, I bet you voted for Trump too.

>>378410603
Jesus christ.
Please tell me that you're asian or 12 years old.

>>378411030
?

Is he wrong? It's such a pointless thing to discuss.

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>>378409328
he's not the one whining, anon.

>>378410724
looks like he has a huge nutsack

>>378411030
What does that mean? Go back and reread it.

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>>378411024
>>378411072
28 years old. White.

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>>378410603
Shit dude. I was really hoping you were gonna hit me with a 5'6 or something. I'm sorry anon, don't let it get to you, I hope you're a cool guy.

>mfw my giantess/amazon fetish is almost impossible because fucking 6'3
We are all cursed in some way...

>>378411209
Are you at least /fit/?

>>378410940
Seriously, it's getting out of hand.

>>378407870
marios a hedghog

>>378411017
They still aliens though. Thats what the OP asked. Is Mario not a human? The answer being no he is not.

>>378411209
Where are you from?
I'm not that tall either, but seriously, you're shorter than my fiancee, and she's like a head shorter than me

>>378407870
>What's the explanation the story will provide?

Blahblahblah Bowser gets a Magic Hat somehow that allows him to travel dimensions. Mario gets his own enchanted hat that own a Spaceship for no reason.

Now that I think of it, isn't this just the plot of Galaxy but with hats?

>>378411281
>mfw my giantess/amazon fetish is almost impossible because fucking 6'3

Right here my man. I had a thing with a chick in high school that was as tall as me (probably 6'1-6'2) at the time and it was fucking incredible. Volleyball player too. Shame it was just a short
fling.

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>>378411284
I'm not fit, but I'm not entirely fat either. I'm around 125lb/57kg. I know I need to lose weight.
>>378411337
NC.

>>378411376
Who profits from selling hats? Final boss?

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>>378411209

>>378411507
No because bowser is the final boss

>>378411446
You seem like a cool dude anon. Just own it with grace and don't become one of those angry manlets who project their insecurity onto everyone else.

>>378407994
This is the only awnser. Everything after this post is just a waste.

>>378407870
hes a midget until he gets high on mushrooms

Mario, Peach and all the Human like people of what ever planet The Mushroom Kingdom is on are called homo nintendonus and grew up in an alternate version of Brooklyn New York. Nintendo actually came up with a race for him decades ago.

So I am guessing This New Donk City is where he is from. We are for the first time getting to see his home town. Also looks like it has normal ass humans as well.

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>>378409817

I agree with you

>>378410510

and why have you tried every mario game then?

it's because autism?

>>378410834
How the fuck do you get fat if you have no money for food

>>378410724
He may be fat, but it's heroes like him that got based Trump elected

>>378411446
I would play with you.
Unfortunately I'm a finn and only play online on ps3 and 4, unless I can play splitscreen, which is the best.
Hang in there, there's really no reason to be insecure about height.

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>>378409405

Mario is his own race of being, separate from the human race. This has been canon for over 30 years.

>>378410603
you can give me a blowjob standing up wtf

Mario has a successful career, a princess as his bitch and doesnt need to care about dresscode or other bullshit. You niggers are jelly as fuck.

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>>378410724

>>378407870
he is part of the videogame fantasy world

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>>378407870
Mario suffers from achondroplasia.

>immediately figures out that Mario is not from that dimension/universe
>bunch of faggots go retarded like "why do other humans look different", etc.

why are people online dumb