True Gamer characteristic signs

REAL GAMER

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>>378405579
I honestly couldn't give any less of a fuck. I don't associate how I spend my free time with some dumb identity around it. I have a personality for that.

What do you say, fellow 4Channers?

>>378405662
Same, I dont like people in general so I dont give a rats' ass what they look like.

>>378405579
why is she so perfect?

>>378405662
Jesus fucking Christ is this ironic, is this post-ironic, is this serious?
What's the fuck are you posting son?

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>>378405662
I say you're a typical autist contrarian that gets butthurt over a word.
There's no word for "gamer" in my language but I wouldn't mind if people called me one because it's still the only thing I enjoy in this shitty world.

>>378405579
>Messy ass hair
>Those shit chewed up nails

This chick is fucking legit. Probably schlicks to hentai

Would play games with but never waifu. Probably useless when it comes to cooking or cleaning.

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>>378405762
>it's still the only thing I enjoy in this shitty world

THE DELEGATES DONALD

>>378405579
>that recent sex video of her

look it up bros , it's not half bad

>>378405808
YOU LIE

>>378405781
Good god, she looks like a slightly cuter version of one of my ex's friends. Shame I didnt get to smash.

>>378405662
>4channers
>hello tumblr nice try using pepe on /v/

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>>378405662
This is the kind of humor I can only find here.

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>>378405579
He looks kinda ugly. Is he in a thrift store?

>>378405808
Bruh...

>>378405579
kels is so fucking ugly but hot at the same time.

>>378405662
I see what you did there.

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>>378405579
>MGS on Xbox
>Xbox

>>378405579
>that mole in the top right

ruined

>>378405808

She's kinda eh.
Are you guys serious?

Imagine actually playing MGS on microsoft

>>378405954
I don't know what you're on about. She is of average attractiveness.

>>378406013
Low standards. She's short, not fat, and her face isn't a train wreck.

Literally perfect.

>>378405579
>real gamer
>MGSV
Me behind her

>>378405579
wait a minute, isn't that that chick that does buying guide vids with metaljesusrocks? dear god shes such a cutie

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>>378405579
HEY GAMERS

>>378406162
do you happen to have any FREE SHIT

>>378406118
She runs 2 retro gaming shops in Seattle.

>>378406013
It's a girl-next-door look.
Not ugly, and doesn't look like a supermodel either.

>>378405756
Obvious irony. You are incredibly dense.
>>378405910
You are so new it hurts to read your post.

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>>378406013
Eh is perfect.

Eh is the type of girl that just wants to hang out with you.

>>378405808
She is pure stfu

>>378405756
It's serious, and every gamer on 4chan agrees with it.

>>378406315
>Eh is perfect.
this. girls who are super pretty actually tend to be really high maintenance, have high expectations and bitchy

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>>378406162
>tfw can't frag like Jerma985 on his streams because I don't have a Razer Death Adder and Corsair Mighty XL mechanical keyboard

>>378406430
Not just true gamers. All us 4Channers™ would agree.

is this the butthurt reddit/tumblr invasion thread?

>>378406315
Eh is shit.
Eh is the kind of girl to sit around and get fat and disgusting and not wash
Eh is a fucking leech that will fuck another guy behind your back because you weren't paying enough attention to her.

Get yourself a girl with some fucking selfworth.

>>378406545
newfag

>>378406561
This

>>378406561
projecting much

>>378405579
>outside
real gamers never leave their home

>>378406561
>Get yourself a girl with some fucking selfworth.

Like what

post an example

>>378406050
>>378405978
I do you mad Sony.gger

>>378406561
No one with any self worth would ever waste time on someone like him, which is why "eh" is the best he'll ever manage.

>>378406675
I'm a PCfag actually.

>>378406671
Allison Rapp

>>378405579
Haha, gamers unite!
Kys OP.

Us PC gamers are all Chads so we can't be picked out from a crowd

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>>378406671
ur mum

>>378406561
Eh is literally /our/ girl. A girl with self worth doesn't want /v/, she knows she can do better.

But yes Eh is not the best, but at least she isn't shit.

>>378406705
This

>>378406707
My mom cheated on my dad.

Bad example anon.

>>378406261
exactly, she's the type of chick you'd have a couple beers with and maybe if the night is right you'd fuck and then get tacos after. just super casual shit.

>>378406561
you're posting on 4chan senpai. An "Eh" chick is probably the best you can do. I have no shame, i know an eh chick would be perfect for me, but because she's an eh chick, i'm not really going outta my way to find her.

Ironic shitposting

>>378405808
sauce now

>>378405579
1. Antisocial
2. Autistic
3. Speech impediment/not good at speaking out to strangers
4. Poor hygiene and fashion sense, probably smells like shit and doesn't know how to shave properly
5. If you show him the least bit of pity/interest he'll go full autist on your ass and go on and on about his favorite game
6. Probably a hardcore fanboy of a particular company/dev and gets triggered hard whenever he sees anyone enjoying anything from other company/dev

looks like some (((vested interests))) are using proxies to take out their frustrations on /v/ and the gamer crowd in this thread

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>>378406561
>>378406561
>Eh is shit.
>Eh is the kind of girl to sit around and get fat and disgusting and not wash
>Eh is a fucking leech that will fuck another guy behind your back because you weren't paying enough attention to her.


You talking shit about tomoko nigger?

Eh is all I need. Big tits and big asses women be damned, those women are high maintenance hoes that get so much attention from all the guys that the second you leave them alone they're going to fuck chad. If they realize they can do better they'll drop your ass or turn you into a pussy whipped bitch.

Eh is perfect as long as she doesn't get fat

>>378406869
All me

They usually hide their powerlevels. It's easier to recognise fake bitches or people who can't socialise normally and use videogames as a social asset to approach others:
>zelda t-shirt or merchandise
>fucking videogame/meme pins
>love sagas like MGS, Kingdom Hearts, Final Fanatasy, etc
It doesn't help that the people I know who like videogames are junkies that play non-stop to fill the void of their lifes.

>>378406927
You're perfect the way you are Anon. :)

>>378406989
Let me fuck ur thigh pussy then

>>378405579
Who is this girl?

>>378406626
what do you mean? You find us in vidya and similar stores all the time hunched over with a crazed look in our eyes.

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stop this thread

>>378405579
A real gamer wouldn't play phantom pain

>>378407045
literally me. Hello

>>378405579
i play a crapton of games and i still just wear t-shirt and jeans, like any normal dude from the crowd (also, i never speak of games on public)

How the hell would you recognise one?

>>378407112
hi kels. what wonderswan game should i get

Not a real gamer if you own an xbone desu senpai.

>>378405579
If you can be spotted you are doing it wrong. Also
>gamer

>>378406705
>he types as cheetos dust rolls off his fingers

>>378407138
I'll be making a new video on that soon! Be sure to check it out!

everyone under 50 plays video games

>>378407228
is this real life

>>378407228
Post pics of ur feet

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>>378406987
oh shit this is me. Hold me anons

>>378405579
She probably cleans up nice.

>>378406745
you don't think an /ourgirl/ would cheat? because they'd fuck any guy that showed any interest in them

>>378405662
But how can you tell if someone is a 4channer irl?!

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>Kelsey Lewin
>Lewin

Avoid.

>>378407404
They are 14

>>378405579
>true gamer
?

>>378407404
If you suspect someone, spew memes at them. You can tell based on how they respond.

>>378405579
Dear god this is fucking weird to read. At any moment I'm in so little degrees of separation for Kels, and it's been a while since I've been on /v/. I just saw this o.g. post like 6 or 7 hours ago on her twitter.
Is she popular outside of Seattle, or are you based here, OP?

>>378407476
I won't respond to memes IRL.

>>378406921

>You talking shit about tomoko nigger?

I met a girl like Tomoko once. She was pretty dirty looking and would always play boy love VNs.

We talked about anime a few times but she was pretty weird. I'm pretty sure she did Vicodin

>>378407404
Yell anon and look around if anyone turns their heads.

>>378407396
no they wouldn't /ourgirl/ would care more about vidya than sex

>>378405808
WHY WOULD SOMEONE LIE ON THE INTERNET

>>378407551
>I met a girl like Tomoko once.

tomoko isn't real you idiot

>Professional geek. Gamer, collector, game history enthusiast, and sports-nut extrodonaire.
that sounds like a standard "ironic pseudo gamer" description to me

>>378407538
MJR and Kels is famous around the world.

>>378407571
This, she would probably be too lazy to really be down for another guy to fuck her even if she was attracted to him. Gamer girls are incredibly lazy which ironically makes them loyal.

>>378405579
Yes, I was at a game store playing YGO at an event and suddenly someone was looking for a game to rent and said "wow, they have Overwatch and even Watch Dogs, cool!"

This isn't a true gamer.

>>378407112
Timestamp with naval shot pls

>>378407538
i saw the original post too
some people on /v/ like metal jesus and kelsey is on a bunch
not surprising

>>378407673
Sounds like exactly how a girl would describe herself

>>378405579
>True Gamer
>XBOX One
yeah okay

>>378407673
doesn't she own a vidya store?

>>378407682>>378407682
I kind of figured, I suppose it feels a lot smaller to me having them be local. Fucking bizarre to think about. Pretty rad, though. I see more of Kinsey irl than I do Kels, though. Had MJR come into my shop a few times, totally cool dude anytime he's in.

>>378406315
>Eh is the type of girl that just wants to hang out with you
Don't flatter yourself

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>>378407558
mfw this would work on me

>>378407767
>>378407849
>girl
>herself
>she

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RII_vqZh_0

how thew fuck does he get all these girls?

>>378407169
Ey fugg u boi. Im a soldier (not the TF2 kind) and i can take you out (not to a dinner and a movie, unleashed you really want to) in over 50 different ways even after losing my right leg to frostbite

Try this shit IRL and see what happens BOIIII

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>>378406315
>talks about Eh
>posts a pic of the most perfect and prettiest girl there is
What are you trying to imply, you piece of shit?

>>378407751
Oh yeah, I'm absolutely not surprised to hear Kels posts. My scope for MJR always felt like such a local thing, though.
Glad to see it isn't?

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>>378408030
She's perfect in a flawed way anon.

She's still a loser weirdo who needs to be bullied though

>>378407652
?
he didn't say he met the actual tomoko

>>378408021
He's a stud look at him.
>long thinning hair
>circular face
>skinny fat with little to no muscle definition
>badass video game or metal shirts
MJR is DAT nigga

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>>378408290

I could easily tell if someone is a real gamer or not by looking in their steam page and read their total time spent on games.

>>378408408
Holy shit is that really him? This when he worked at Sierra?

>>378406250
Wait no shit?
I live there, but I haven't seen her around.

>>378408502
yeah

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>>378408128
>flawed
I can't think of a single flaw she has, perhaps how she gives up too easilly, but then there is nothing.

>>378405662
Everyone here has associated their identities with the size of their penis.

Is directly telling people I play a lot of video games a telltale sign?

>>378408547
>tfw the days of dorks looking cool like they did in the 90s is long over and now all we have is fat numales

>>378408034
I like metal jesus' channel
makes me wish I had a bunch of friends that cared about vidya as much as I did
is seattle a good retro vidya city?

>>378408408
how old is he in this pic

>>378408576
The flaw is that she's not real

>>378408514
She's co-owner of Pink Gorilla, my dude.

>>378408741
isn't she married?

>>378408741
Oh fuck, PG's great. That's pretty neat.

>>378405579
Why is that Chad in the back so mad?

Reminder that all resellers need to hang from trees

>>378408791
he can't find the extra large condoms

>>378408408
is metaljesus yogurt cock man?

>>378408637
>makes me wish I had a bunch of friends that cared about vidya as much as I did

Literally find friends, everyone plays games now. My coworkers have beat games /v/ praise time and again but say this board is dumb.

Also
>Metaljesus
>Not watching Funhaus and Nerdcubed

>>378408794
she bought them all for $3 each most likely to stock up her store

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>>378406745
>>378406856
>>378406921
>All these betas giving up with no attempt and just hoping some mindless vapid onahole attaches to them like a leech

All these boipussy and trap threads make so much sense now, y'all are some fucking bitches. No shit women are high maintenance theyre following their fucking instinct. Hoes on the lookout for the dude that's got his shit together and can provide.

Eh girls are fucking shit who can't even properly screen garbage away from their pussies. You honestly believe that you aren't worth it and yet you want a girl with such low self worth that she'll let (you) fuck her, can you imagine the human cesspool you are trying to stick your dick in? Go outside, cut a fucking tree down, earn some goddamn self worth and go tame some bitch to bear you children. Stop being afraid to be men goddammit.

INB4
>implying I wanna provide for some dumb bitch that'll just waste my money on pussy enlargement surgery so Tyrone can BLACK her
Fuck off

>>378408637
Yeah, he's pretty awesome whenever he comes in. Seems to value other people's opinions. Never heard a bad thing about the guy.
And yes, absolutely. I'd say Seattle is right behind or right on par with Portland. PNW (I'd say Seattle since I've been here my whole life) is basically just the capitol of nerd shit.

>>378405579
>"gamer" girl
Nice meme.

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>>378405579
>true gamer girls
you're fucking dumb, friend.
it's either a gamer or not: the second you slap anything onto it, including gender, you've lost the fucking point.

>>378408902
All my co workers are really into Clash Royalle. I tried to get into it but it's fucking shit.
It's one of those clingy phone games you need to constantly pay attention and do everything as soon as it completes to progress.
I got to arena 9 and the card grind really hit me in the face. My arrows weren't killing their minions anymore and I needed like 200 cards to upgrade and kept getting garbage in chests.

>>378408934
Sorry bud, 3DPD

>>378405662
I just want to say i got the joke and it's funny, ignore the shitposters and dense motherfuckers.
That is all this thread does not interest me otherwise, good day.

>>378408902
I have friends they just don't play vidya beyond ea sports and call of duty
none of my friends would want to to a retro game expo or a flea market to go game hunting

>>378408774
I think she's married to the other owner, Cody, but I'm not totally sure.

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>>378408707
Shut up anon.
Don't make me cry.

>>378408786
Yeah dude, I've been wanting to get down to the new I.D. store! I've seen pictures, looks sweet. I generally make it to the U-district store, though.

>>378408902
not the guy you replied to but
Anyone can beat a game, but most people aren't into games the same way I am and can't discuss things about games that I'd want to discuss

yes i'm autistic

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>>378405579

Look around their house. If you find a Sony dual shock 1 colored controller sitting in a draw unattended they are probably a Real Gamer. It can't be put up somewhere intentionally like a collection would. It has to be rather carelessly left behind.

You find that you're on the right track.

>>378408408
he was clearly a victim of the glam metal era; a time were all men sported the feminine attitude, long hair, make up, and duck lips

>>378409092
Fuck off Cebruz

John Hancock and MJR are the only likable youtubers I've found
Mark from CGR was alright before he went full jew with the patreon and kickstarter shit. Nowadays he reviews a bunch of Atari games probably just to fill a weekly uploads quota.

>>378408915
I don't think so, she likely picked 'em up for herself.

>>378408934
Woman detected

>>378409156
It's real nice, especially looking through the window on the sidewalk.

>>378408934
lol you sound like those machismo faggots who try way too hard to convince others you're manly when lol surprise surprise you're here like the rest of us and even more pathetic thinking that tastes equals your value, Do you know how many well groomed chicks date an absolute slob?

Fun fact though: I am black, so even if I dont try I can probably still take your bitch from just being black alone, Eh chicks are just up my alley personality wise, but every now and again I do enjoy making women cheat on cucks like you. But have fun trying to "prove" your manliness. I'll shoot mine all over your gf's back cause she's not cool enough to take it in the face like an Eh chick.

>>378409189
Heh i Oddly do have this.
I normally autisticly display all my stuff in my man cave. But any controller from that gen or earlier goes in the drawer because cord.

>>378409054
>>378408989
Mobile games obviously Garbo™. They play EA games too, but we hang out and play older stuff too.

Every Chad was a kid once who loved MGS or Resi1, just got to nerd out with them a little.

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>>378409203
I hate it when people call me that. I am not that guy.
Because having something in common with X person makes you X person.

post best gamer girl songs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CU3kIFFXnc0

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>>378405662

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Tell me anons, why do you like eh chicks?

What makes them so special compared to women who are significantly more attractive and sexy?

>>378409372
you certainly seem like a fag like him
make that 2 similarities

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>>378408707
>>378409092
Existence or lack thereof is not a flaw. After all, God is perfect whether or not he exists.

>>378409372
I'm glad you're not him then. Fuck that faggot and he should kill himself.

>>378409461
percepted attainability

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hahaha so funny well played my fellow /v/irgin. I totally get the sarcasm!!!

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>>378405579

>>378405579
>Do any of you have the telltale signs of a real gamer?
Yeah: they avoid the subject.

Nugamers are proud about it, normies think it's retarded. Gamers are generally silent about their hobby, it's not like they do it for someone else, they have zero reason to signal it. Just like when you read a book, you don't go around like "HEY GUYS GUESS WHAT I READ BOOKS, AND I'M REALLY INTO TURNING PAGES!!!"

Gamers play for themselves, and when they play online, they hide their identity behind a nickname.

>>378409283
Bait. Your first problem is girls who would mine the coal aren't worth dating in the first place.
>>378408934
I agree with most of what you're saying but even girls that aren't roasties, when they break-up with a guy, become roasties. And good luck trying to find one who doesn't already have a man, unless it is someone you're friends with.

Put simply, everything you have said is irrelevant because these anons have already lost. Unless they want someone who already has a kid, which is a meme they don't want to become.

>>378409269
What, the new store? I bet, I keep seeing pictures. A few of my friends went to the opening and met MJR, actually. He was doing a meet and greet.
He's doing another one next week for Another Castle Video Games in Marysvile.

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>>378409484
You seem like a fag yourself, anon. If I post a non-Tomoko will you believe me?
>>378409501
Now those are some wise words anon.
>>378409559
What does this guy do anyways, I never see him on any threads, just saw his steam profile and that's it.

>>378409461

Eh chicks are real. It's how women are meant to be. Porn stars and models are women who have changed they they look like in 100 different ways to eliminate all imperfections. That gets boring very quickly.

Eh women are like oranges. They have taste, flavor, differ from each other and are a real living entity. Extremely attractive women are like a tasteless, processed food paste.

>>378409461
They are special because they are eh. This kind of girls are usually more capable of interacting like a human being and doesn't bring drama whereever they go.

Then again I live in asia so our eh girl might be really different.

I tap on the closest flat surface and say "Now where could my video games be?". If they slap me on the shoulder and say "Gamesfield! Your orange cat took them!", then I know they are the real deal.

>>378409461
They actually have a personality. Experienced this in college in the videogame club. One was average , but while I hung out with her it was fun all the time just exploring old games (Terranigma was a memorable one).

Then there was the hot as fuck chick that I ended up dating, said she was a huge gamer, knew little to no shit and only played mainstream crap.

I ended up dating the average girl and she was so much better. (Bareback sex, pizza, just happy to have someone who appreciates her)

>>378409682
>Gamers play for themselves, and when they play online, they hide their identity behind a nickname

This. People don't care what books I read, I'm not going to tell them about games that I play. Our most common interests are movies, if we actually become friends with more interest then I will open up more.

Tl;dr don't be an autistic person.

>>378409943
You...don't talk about what books you read?
I talk about a wide spread of media and plenty of othe subjects with friends.
Video games are largely another way of storytelling, just like a movie is. Why wouldn't I talk about that with my friends?

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>>378409283
>how many well groomed chicks date slobs
Girls with really high mothering instincts I assume. Not ideal but I suppose it can work out.
>I do enjoy making women cheat on cucks like you
Yea just like in your japanese hentais right? Getting a woman to cheat isn't manly getting a job and being able to provide for your family is manly so-
>Fun fact:I'm black
Ahhhh, I see.... you wouldn't about being a real man would you. Well, congratulations on being a human shaped dildo for these bitches until they realize that Jamal-coon can't pay the fucking rent. If a woman cheats you can just get another.

I'm known as a gamer, but what it used to mean. I'm pretty good at gambling. I'd hate to be known as the vidya label gamer. It's embarrassing, especially if you look at the average trendster gamer with their triforce tattoos.

>>378410148
>with friends
You don't just go talking about that shit to someone on a different shift or your friends mom unless they already show an interest in it.

For all the books you read, your reading comprehension is seriously low.

>>378410148
Talking about that kind of thing is very American, like "woah look how much culture I got", and people get on a fight to prove they know more than others.

It may soudn surprising, but if you travel around and meet people from other countries, the difference gets very obvious, and huge. Those people certainly do read books and watch movies, but they have plenty other things they talk about, and it's almost a last resort subject, right after talking about the weather, seeing how talking about a movie or book only you have seen or read is quite the one-sided discussion. Americans are often singled out as "that guy that keeps talking about books and movies" and no one really wants to talk to them.

It's also funny seeing the average American book, in a large format with a flashy cover, so you can parade around with it like "hey guys I READ BOOKS", while books everywhere else are smaller to accomodate being carried around, and have more humble covers that simply state the title and author.

>>378407404
he talks about Jews most of the time

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>>378408890
He does look a lot like MJR

>>378410407
>gamer means gambler
How old are you? A gambler means someone who plays slots and card games. But you're right, anyone who calls themselves gamer will have a triforce tattoo and post on FB saying Fuck Trump. The other side of that is an autistic spouting PCMR, is pro Trump.

>>378410634
>>378409943
>>378409682
then what the fuck are you supposed to talk about

>move to norway
>practically every girl is 8/10 so they all have the personality of an average girl ie not needy or high maint since nobody is special when everyone is hot
>crave my superior anglo cock as Norwegian guys are ugly and autistic as fuck
I've actually cucked dozens of "nice guys" the past 4 years here

>>378405808
dont even know who she is

she's fucking gross

you desperate losers

>>378410801
why would you lie on the internet?

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>>378405662
Frogposters are the truly enlightened ones.

>>378410249
>getting this insecure at a made up story
You won't win any girls with your intelligence, that's for sure

>>378405579

Name of the Sperm Worm?

>>378410861
It's true though Ola. Scandi girls fuck nigs and every single foreigner not because they're attractive, but because they're not autistic impotent scandi males

>>378410785
Travel, tourism, countries, cultures, sane hobbies like alpinism or scuba diving, local or world social and political events... or just talk with people and get to know them, talk about who they are, who they want to be, what they desire, what they dream about...?

It's not that hard anon. Try going outside.

I have permanent dark bags under my eyes and a callus on the heel of my right hand am I real yet?

what a fucking normie thread

I actually base how much of a "gamer" someone is by asking their opinion of the Vita, Dreamcast, and DS.

It's painfully easy to tell who's a faggot or genuine

>>378410785
The first labeled you as a Numale gamer, the third reply told you exactly what to talk about. I stand by my previous statement that you have low reading comprehension.

>>378410634
Also, you're saying every American is like that when they aren't. I haven't converted to digital books but your book cover argument is false as well.

Another thing, only about .003% of Americans even read books anymore, so yeah. Unless it's YA trash or Fifty Shades, no one I know read books.

>>378405579
If they can tell me in vivid detail how to play nightmare mode in Quake, they are true gamers.

"real gamer girls" have skid marks on their underware. I know this because I dated a few and I will never again.. even if they're attractive

>>378406561
>Will fuck someone else if you don't pay enough attention to them

Literally every male and female in the world, buddy

>>378411204
So I just need to ask a girl I just met to show me her underwear? Noice.

Is this the autism thread or board?

>>378410785
Welcome to the third world, anon. I'll help you out.

>that new store in town
>government stealing your money
>how much you work
>how much you want to have sex
>seriously you haven't had sex for like 12 hours already this is unacceptable
>somebody caught Delwyn Fflammdwym cheating on his girlfriend with an actual woman
>politics
>how much you drink
>clubs
>girls that you would like to have sex with

>>378411204
What about those us that sit in our computer chairs with no pants or underwear?

>>378405579
>real gamer
>xbone

honestly kill yourself

>>378405579
autism

>>378410419 >>378410634

You and I MUST live in very different part of the world, then. Maybe it's the area I grew up in, or just my age group, but so many people I know tend to talk about films/books/video games/board games/etc, as well as the mundane shit like the weather and what you ate for lunch.
If people are free to assume that people will talk sports or music with them, why is it strange to assume that people would bring up video games or books? Even a simple question of "hey, do you read at all?" generally sparks a conversation. Same goes for video games, especially with how many people I know who play them. The only people I know who don't play video games are my grandparents, so for family get togethers...generally movies and books will come up.
Of course we talk about other things, like the state of the world, and our family members, but media in general can be a great jumping off point.

>>378411269
In this instance "were'n't pay enough attention" means "weren't up her ass 24/7'. A chick with garbage self esteem will easily slobber over the cock of any dude who treats her even remotely decently.

It's like when you see that one girl that hangs out with a bunch of fucking losers and fucks them all. You've seen them if you've gone to college, those weird ass nerd groupies. They can't help themselves, they just need that attention.

>>378406430
Right my fellow 4Channers???

>>378411340
You'll find out eventually if you start visiting their place or having sex. I went to take a piss one time at this chicks apartment I was messing around with and saw some panties on the floor and they had a nice vertical brown mark. I left 5 minutes later and never talked to her again.
>>378411438
Then I would check the chairs. Probably smell them just in case.

>>378411173
>Unless it's YA trash or Fifty Shades, no one I know read books.
And that's all Americans talk about.

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>>378411104
Well thats a good way gor you to look like an autist

>hi anon i like games
> oh yeah what do you think of sengoku basara ching chang chong warrios for the vita i imported it months ago i bet you havent even played wanpy's pie wars 3
>what?
>just as i expected you are a damn casual*tips fedora*

>>378411574
>You've seen them if you've gone to college, those weird ass nerd groupies. They can't help themselves, they just need that attention.

Fucked a few of them actually.
Low selfesteem girls is legit the easiest way to get laid ever.

most girls with low self esteem that want you to fuck them all the time were probably molested when young. 4 or 6 of them had this in common

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>>378405662
Shitposting aikido, bretty gud work anon.

>>378411715

>their opinion of
Not what games on said systems they played, Capt Autism

>>378410730

37

I've been gambling longer than I've been playing vidya though.

>inb4 visiting a website in your 30s lmao

In my defense I only lurk at work.

>>378405579
This girl is an autist when it comes to classic games.

She also owns the Pink Godzilla store in Seattle which sells imported Japanese games and retros.

>>378411728
>Low selfesteem girls is leget easiest way to get laid ever.

Yea but it's the least satisfying, it's like fast food. You get that weird little film of shame all over your body afterwards, makes me have to take a shower.

It's also the closest you'll ever get to playing a visual novel IRL. "Should I tell her I like her jacket or that her hair looks nice?"

"Aaaand now we're fucking."

>>378411928
I don't care what age you are, you're probably a cool dude with tattoos that can buy my liquor for me

>>378405579
who cares

>>378406869
2/6.. Oh no, fellow 4channers. Does that mean I'm not a true gamer?! I swear I'm not leddit

>>378405808
POST IT

>>378408934
>/r9k/'s opinions on social life
lmao

>>378405808
2 things

1.bullshit
2.Is it Metaljesus fucking her?

>>378407404
Ask him to show you his dubs.

>>378411559
Holy fuck, in the context of the situation where you don't know someone or their interest you wouldn't walk around shouting Saturn Run is a good book, Prisoners was better than Sicario and Arrival, or MGS2 was better than 3.

With friends and family of the same interests you would. Also refer to
>>378409682

>Plays on console

Not a true gamer.

>>378409647
>bonerfart

>>378412078
Meh.
If she's passably cute/hot, I nut, and she cums multiple times if I bring my A game..
Then we all win.
No shame in a good mutually beneficial fuck.

>>378412115

I don't have any tats, but I would definitely have a drink with you. Nerd.

Also gambling is bad.

>>378412235
Reggie: I just love fucking Kelsey man.

MJ: Yeah Ive been meaning to for a long time but I never actually got around it yet but I've heard from a lot of people that she's good and not too expensive to get at the moment.

>>378405579
Im got raccoon eyes because I'm depressed ad fuck, don't go outside, and sleep 12 hours a day, not because I play vidya.

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