>Mario is canonically a manlet

>>378405234
Is this new information to anyone? He's like half Peach's height unless he does drugs, and she can't be all that tall.

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>mario is 5'11"
This guy must be 6'0"

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>>378405234
Megaman X is canonically a manlet

>>378405234
If Mario is 5'11" than his fist is as big as my fucking torso

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Link is a manlet
5'6 prob

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Cloud is a 5'7 manlet

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>>378405234
how tall are these assholes then

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>>378405234
No wonder Peach wants the koopa dick

>>378405529
>>378405395
came here to post this

>implying an Italian man from New York would be over 6'0

If you've even been to NY you would immediately realize EVERYONE is short as fuck. Must be something in the water.

>>378405529
6'5

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>>378405395

>>378405395
Normal looking people are so boring.

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>Mario is taller than you

Isn't Mario supposed to be 5'1''?

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>>378405395

>>378406329
>5'12"
lol

>>378405234
>5'11
where did you get this information?

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What is it like being like 5'7-8 as a man, anon?
With 6'1 it's hard to imagine being shorter or the same height as most females.

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>>378406065
ye

>>378406535
>Luigi is nearly a foot taller than his older brother
How does he end up being second banana?

>>378406407
it must seriously suck to be under six foot
like why do they even bother getting swole and go to the gym
i don't even know how to do a benchpress and women would pick me over than the short little midget with huge meatball muscles because i'm 6'2"
like, when will they learn

>>378406624
>>378406407
5'5''
I just don't even bother with anything any more. Stick to my personal enjoyments and have everyone leave me alone.

>>378406605
Because he's cowardly.
He can also jump higher, by the way.

>>378406329
>europoors
Not even once

Had Nintendo been western, I'm sure some would claim they're having a pro manlet agenda to oppress tall aryan superhumans such as themselves

>>378406709
I wish I could be your friend so that I would look taller when we went to bars together

>>378406719
Not only, he's a notorious liar and psychopath who'll throw his allies into lava to avoid getting hurt

>>378406624
>like why do they even bother getting swole and go to the gym
This so much. I go to the gym regularly and I see these buff dwarves pumping iron all the time.

>>378406709
>5'5
Dang I feel for you, anon.

I'm 5'4.

At this point of my life i think I might as well become trans. I'm the right height for a woman.

>>378405529
>perfect height for eating that thicc ass

>>378406719
>He can also jump higher, by the way.
Not necessarily. Luigi is just sloppy and lacks restraint. He jumps too high and loses control. Runs too fast and loses control. He has retard jumps. Akin to retard strength. It's just normal potential, without the ability to control oneself, so he goes full force like a retard.

>>378405234
I'm 6', is that manlet status?

>going to the gym solely to improve your appearance
>not for physical and mental health
don't buy the /fit/ memes

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>>378406535
>you will never be mario
>you will never fuck a bitch two and a half feet taller than you
I don't ever want to hear you manlet fags crying about being short. I might have a bigger dick than you but it's not like I'm ever gonna find a nine foot tall woman to use it on.

>>378405234
Mario wishes he was 5'11''

>>378407067
king of manlets/just out of manlet territory

>>378406803
I don't drink or go to bars. I have no self esteem.

>>378407080
this. i first started working out because I wanted a "summer bod" but I eventually just kept working out for that "fuck yea"feeling when leaving the gym after a good workout.
looking good naked is just a great benefit

>>378406846
What the hell even gives you pecs that look that much like tits? Genuinely curious.

>>378406846
Damn, that's a pretty fucking pathetic manlet

Now in metric

>>378407514
180

>tfw 194
Based Norwegian genes

>>378406535
>they had to make a shorter version of Luigi's model for the player so it matches Mario better

>>378407365
Side effects of steroids without estrogen blockers.

>>378407654
>194
i hope for your sake you have the weight to go with it.
a tall slender dork is just a weird as a buffed up dwarf

>>378407365
working out and a proper diet. that webm is a perfect example of of a naturally trained body without steroids.
The Rock, Terry Crews, Arni,... are all examples of roided up bodies

>>378407654
LOL! That's short as fuck for Norwegians. I'm 2m 12cm. You must be some inbred same from finnmark

>>378405584
How fucking tall are you? I thought New York was the goddamn city of Big Guys.

>>378406846
>no girl will ever look at you the way she's looking at him
man...

>>378405395
Will mario make it guys?

>>378405881
I hate being super tall im like 6'9 and I have to find just the right bed for my lank ass legs. Idc if people keep on beimg insecure about their height, my clothes have to be tailored just for me and my fucking knees hurt. As long as youre 5'9 - 6'3 you'll be alright.

>>378405570
DELET

>>378405584
>everyone is short as fuck in New Wop
no shit

>tfw 5'7 and still taller than average in my country

>>378407067
Grow three more inches, then you can talk to people of normal height.

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>>378405234
>nips are manlets
>their fiction is full of manlets
who could have guessed

>all these usaian measurements
Of course, burgers are the most insecure guys on the net

>>378406624
>>378406976
t. jelly skellies

Bodybuilding is God's gift to manlets.

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>average height in the united states for males 5'9
>europe: 5'10
>anyone under 6 isn't a man and shamed
>short actors skillfully edited to stand even with genuinely tall co-stars in movies

i never got this

How can Mario even have an official height if the only thing he has to compare to is a woman, a Giant inconsistently sized turtle and a bunch of little Mushroom Midgets?

>>378409861
just transition to a woman, you look ridiculous

>>378409678

Every Canadian I know gives their height in feet and inches.

Not sure about Britain, but might be the same there too.

>>378410116
That's because Canada is literally just Americans pretending to not be american.

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>6'3"
>tall girl fetish

>>378408585
Mario is a manlet with a pedo looking stache. He'll never make it.

You think peach gets 'kidnapped' by bowser so often against her will? Lol.

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>>378410386
at least you've got good taste

>>378409948
When you are a loser you grasp for what little you have to be proud of.

>im tall, menlets never learn lel
>im white, niggers are dumb lel
>im american, yuropoors btfo lel
>im a guy, women are retarded lel
>im special, normies are REEEEEEE

>>378410386
iktf bro

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>>378410386
>5'7"
>girl fetish

Looks like we're both not getting what we want.

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>>378410547
>>378410612
I'm told the Netherlands is where we want to be.

>>378410581
i thought you were enlightened, until that last line. normies really are the worst, my dude.

>>378410581
Is that what you have to tell yourself whenever anybody expresses some aspect of themselves they like?

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>gf fetish
>born a 6'2 white manlet in sweden

>alien fetish
>born on earth
kill me now

>>378410764
"lmao manlets when will they learn men of average or slightly above average height dont deserve to live lmao he isnt 6'5" isn't expressing some aspect of yourself you like.

>>378411246
>I'm incredibly butthurt about juvenile ribbing on 4chan
Wow anon take a break or something. It's not like you're being bullied for being a short piece of shit in real life right?

>>378406846
>0:12
>literal tits
Jesus christ what is even going on with that manlet?

>>378406846
>manlet with fatter tits than the girl

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>>378405234
Mario is 5'1"

Luigi is 5'7"

Peach is 6'1"

Daisy is 5'9"

Modern Sonic is 5'5"

Classic Sonic is 3'3"

Boom Sonic is 5'11"

>>378408469
>Be 6'2'' and fairly attractive.
>Skinny fat.
Well... At least I have a chance. Just got to get this jellyskelly body into shape.

>>378405526
173cm isn't 5'7

>>378411919
I don't know where you got those figures from . But modern Sonic is actually pretty short when compared to humans. I think he's around 4' to 4'6''.

>>378411293
Thats some hardcore projection.
Re-read my posts and see if I show any butthurt whatsoever.
Your response, on the other hand...

>>378410685

bag girl has best bod desu

>>378411919

fuck i hate sonic shit, id kick em all in the fuckin face

kick egg cunt in the god damn eggs desu

>>378410685
>cottage cheese ass

i hate this fad

>>378406407
5'9", I'm still taller than the vast majority of females I encounter.

>>378406624
5'10-6'0 is the sweet spot for good, easy gains, nigger.

>>378413251
yeah but you're nothing compared to me
i'm 6'2" by the way

>>378410774
At least you could always become an ISIS warbride and get bred by alpha studs in Iraq.

>>378413315
>yeah but you're nothing compared to me
Height isn't the only aspect of being, nor a very important one.

>>378406407
5'7"

I just became a tranny and don't care anymore.

>5'9''
>asian
a-am I gonna make it guys

>>378413569
5'9" is very tall in asian countries

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>>378413527
Also at least my penis is big.

>>378410685
too much tits

>>378413650
Proofs?

>>378406846
The shorter guy is more attractive looking to me.

>>378405234
6'7 is the manlet cutoff status

>>378413114
Are you girl?

>>378413646
Yeah but aren't male asians generally at the bottom of the dating pool

>>378413861
he's not bad looking aside from his titties but come on now

>>378406832
>Paper Mario
>canon

>>378414018
His face is more attractive. Face > Everything

>>378410386
Don't tall girls want tall guys?

>>378412186
It's 5.7 feet so whatever retard edited that page must've thought it meant 5 feet 7 inches

>>378413981
Not in Asia.

>>378408585
He's going to lose his job as a plumber to Polish immigrants and have to resort to a life of crime.

>>378413978
>>378413852
Deleting my post now. You've had enough time to see it.

>>378414450
Why would Poles go to New York when they can go to London?

>>378414571
Why would Poles choose to live in a Muslim country?

>>378414756
The same reason the Muslims choose to live there.

>>378414864
Actual freedom and liberty in comparison to the US?

>>378406535
That's not scaled right at all.

>>378414962
>freedom and liberty
>london
pick one

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Kirby is 2'4"