favorite video game darkest secret

Super Mario World
i broke my arms just to get prosthetics

>>378402725
really? what the fuck? is it some kind of mental thing where you just want fake limbs like the barbie.avi thing

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Reminder you're not actually anonymous, these threads are started by intelligence agencies who are linking information to your IP and your identity to blackmail you in a future eventuality.

>>378402838
no im just a bored lonely anon named joshua

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donkey kong 64
my favorite video game is donkey kong 64

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>>378402532
The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past
I molested my friend while she was sleeping and I'm pretty sure she was aware

MegaMan X
I married a sociopath who ruined my YouTube career and my life

>>378403349
Jon and Danny are funnier than you,
Arin.

>>378403349
Next game grumps charity stream hang yourself live. It's the easiest way out.

BotW
[/Spoiler\]I don't know how to spoiler[/Spoiler\]

Ratchet: Deadlocked

[Spoilers] I find traps attractive but hate liberals

>>378403443
dan really isn't

Explorers of Sky

I derail threads by arguing with myself

>>378403443
Danny is an old man who doesn't even like video games

>>378402532
Star Wars Battlefront II, the one made by Pandemic

I got my dick sucked by a 12 year old when I was 13

Harry Potter 2 for PC
I sucked a drunk 19 year olds dick at my big brothers house party when I was 12

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Probably a Kirby game who knows
I've never jacked off before
>>378402909
I like your name

>>378404304
my names not actually joshua

>>378404381
What the fuck never speak to me again

>>378404304
>I've never jacked off before
How? Tell me your secrets, anon.

>>378402532
Animal Crossing New Leaf
one time when I was like 14 I had two friends sleeping over, two sisters who we'd been friends with for years. they were 15 and 13 I was really attracted to one of them (15), and while everyone was asleep, I jerked off next to her and came on her ass. she was sleeping in all her clothes. we ended up dating for a year when we were 18

>>378404579
I'm a big pussy, I've always found it embarrassing for some reason and also I have this mindset of "I'm never going to get laid anyway so I'm not going to waste my time with sex". It's stupid I know

>>378404617
did you tell her about that

>>378404617
She was awake the whole time

>>378404883
_no
>>378404984
I hope so_

>>378404857
Enjoy your prostate cancer.