>Next is anon with his report about... "video games"

>>378390435
>report
>in a math class

>>378390573
Best class to give a report about videogames

>>378390435
>anon proceeds to discuss eceleb shit
BOOOOO, fuck you, anon!

>>378390435
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpk2tdsPh0A

I once did a science report about that one scene from Breaking Bad where Walt blows Tuco's place up.

>>378390435
I like gamez cuz gamez r fun they make you do things that otherwise we would not be able 2 do like shooting guns and flying. I like gamez cuz it stops me from hearing mommy crying after daddy has been drinking. But most of all I like beating my friends online.

Thank uou

>anon proceeds to do a thirty minute presentation on the industry
>anon is me

>>378390952

*clap clap clap*

>>378390952
Next up is anon with his report about `Vidya Culture.`

>>378391038
Next up Tyrone with his report about anime culture in Japan

Me and my two friends did a project about cum, we thought it was funny but we got suspended for 2 days, fucking dumbasses we were

>>378391291
lol

>>378390952
*standing ovation *

>>378390956
>anon took up the majority of class time talking about vidya
Based autism.

>>378390435
Right teach...

*pulls out his gun from his back pack*

>>378391291
Did you collect samples from each other?

>>378390952
>A++ thank you josh for your outstanding report in gifted class! Okay now you little einsteins, today were learning about plato!

>>378391716
*Teleports behind your back*
Nothin personnel, kid
*Unsheathes phone*
I'm calling your parents

>>378391592
>anon got asked to do a ten minute presentation on the subject of his choice
>anon made a forty five minute presentation on the legend of zelda
>teacher lets him talk for that long because he loves Zelda
>anon gets an A
>I am anon
>tfw a kid in my class got into Zelda because of the presentation
>tfw 12 years later we're still friends and got hyped together for BotW and everything

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>>378392051
That's a great story. I'm glad to hear that.

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>>378391864
Play-doh you dipshit
this is Plato

>>378390840
well anon? was that shit legit? what fucking teacher approved you to test explosives?

>>378390573
>be me circa middle school
>is gifted child that plays beethoven impeccabily on the rotten brit teeth intrument cause rich mid east/asian/any high-nose "snobbish" parents like to show off their own spawn as if it were a pocket monster game.
>be bored in gifted class.
>have a report about anything.
>just got a saradomin sword last nite cause im literally zezima.
>decide to make a report about vidya cause school gave me a beard.
>say the dumbest shit possible.
>"videogames give you autism"
>gets an A for aspergers.
>looks to the right, sees a qt3.14 girl that is blushing and is trying to avoid eye contact.
>"thanks anon! That was very insightful!"
>walks 2 desk thinking about cute girl.
>puts head down for a nap.
>smugface.jpeg

>>378392225
Youre cute

>>378390717
Indeed.

>>378390742
>Jon tron is my favourit videogameguy because he makes the silly skits and has a birdiee.

>>378391913
>pulls out a ninty blaster.
Uhhm im was gonna talk about my summervaction with my cousins, why do you have a fone out?

>>378390435
When I was in French Immersion in grade 5 I did a report on Warhammer 40,000. The stupid teacher made me call it "
Marteau de guerre" even though it was a proper noun, the whole thing was really cringy.

>tfw did a report on pro wrestling
>tfw got an A

>>378391180
>adjusts glasses.
>is a girl btw
>pulls out report from backpack full of hot topic pins.
>Has braces and is a huffepuff.
"Okay dorks, do any of you stinky boys know about male privilge?"

>>378392831
Hello, Mrs. Anon? Can you pick your son up, he's bringing up summer incest stories again.

I wrote a college paper on Everquest's Kunark expansion back in 2004. I got an A on it at least.

>>378391231
>is black as detroit.
>parents are actually well off successful adults.
>pulls out report from desk.
"Hi guys, or konichiiwaa as they say in japan,"

>>378393093
>"Again? I'm heading there now,"
>I knew we shouldn't have introduced him to his cousins. Then again he does remind me of his father...