How can I help you, king /v//v//v/?

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I need a monster to smash that there Kir/b/

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>>378386801
That's what we do /v/est at /vip/

>>378386717
>>378386801
yugioh sucked once they started phasing in shit that was more powerful than blue eyes white dragon regularly and made it all into number porn.

>tfw my gen 1 trap deck is literally useless now

>>378386717

Here's how you can help me, fuckface - buff King Dedede. I'm tired of losing to scrubs just because he's a low tier character. There's no reason I should be losing. I have solid footsies, good understanding of the neutral, but this doesn't matter if you're playing against a bitch ass S-tier character. None of the people that beat me are better than me, it's just the fact some characters have a fucking 1 frame up air. That's bullshit and that's tacky.

I wonder who made the decision to make dedede sound like foghorn leghorn

>>378386975
Why don't you get good

>>378386915
it's the kirby show, dummy

>>378387158

Motherfucker, it's not about "git gud" or "adapt." Smash 4 thrives off fucking grabs. Dedede being the big character he is, he's combo food. He's fucking combo food. That's not arguable. It's a fact. A fucking fact. A solid fact that you cannot deny.

Dedede exposes Falcon's dash grabs as OP. This motherfucker gets them in way too easy. That's fundamentally fucking stupid. What can King Dedede do against Cloud's/Rosalina's sacred, "up air, up air, up air" combo? Like I said, Dedede is combo food. It's not skill doing all this flowchart shit. I can't do anything about it as a Dedede player. There's no fucking way.

Tell me, what does Dedede have that's safe against a Bayonetta or a Corrin? What does he fucking have? They have everything in comparison. It's stupid. You don't know what the fuck you're on about.

>>378387083
I hope whoever it was got promoted

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>>378387446
>smash bros rocket science
Nigga just git gud

>>378386915
Wrong board and thread buddy.

>>378387083
It's the same guy who voices the announcer in Pokemon Stadium

>>378387446
Fatties being combo food is how it's always been. Don't play a shit character if you're not good enough to make up for their shitty qualities.

>>378386915
What did he mean by this?