Why does Nintendo insist on being such Faggots?

The DS4 has even more gimicks than the joycons.

>>378384171
>disco light
>a gimmick
Fucking toddlers not understanding the fine qualities of LED lights.

>>378384007
>I don't care
>nobody cares
you in da spek, homy? you diagnosed?

>ledditor
>calling other people faggots

>>378384007
There's no getting through to people about this. Faggots on this board think Nintendo can't compete on the hardware front with Sony and Microsoft, which is just complete horse shit.

It's not complicated. All they have to do is partner with AMD and let them handle the hardware side of things. Tell the R&D to build them a hoss system and keep it under $300. That's all they got to do. It can be big. It can be loud. It can run hot. Nobody will care because it will run Zelda with gud graphix and that's what sells and what will always sell.

Nintendo needs to license out their games US publishers more often too. Some of the American fanboys "get" what made those games so great in the first place. Just got to have big boss Japanese managers to tell when to stop being fags and make a Nintendo style game like they did with Retro Studios and Metroid Prime.

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>>378385425
Thanks Redditspacing bro.
It is really simple. When was Nintendo good? >Super Nintendo
>n64
decent hardware, shit ton of ports/games, huge focus and push on IPs.

>>378384007
hamstring is not a verb

>>378386234
Everything is a verb in english, it's the magic of this language

>>378385901
fuck off frogposting dumbass

>>378385901
Exactly.

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>>378385425
>Nintendo needs to do this!
>Nintendo needs to do that!
Well then why not just fucking e-mail them if you're so confident that you know the 100% secret to success that Nintendo's apparently too retarded to pick up on from a Chilean waterboarding Usenet group?

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Why produce quality products when brain dead retards will buy garbage?

>>378386362
Can you "everything" something?

>>378386596
Because it wouldn't do a damned bit of good while Miyamoto is in charge. Dude is obsessed with gimmicks and has begun to like the smell of his own shit too much.

>>378386669
Can't you?

>>378386783
huh whatever you say mr guru

>>378386783
>Big bad Miyamoto will just tell everyone to ignore me, he WANTS nintendo to fail, don't you get it??
Jesus Christ, fucking excuses. If you were so sure of yourself, you would have no reason to think that Nintendo would ever dismiss your brilliant ideas.

>>378386859
>>378387026
>nintenyeaolds on full damage control

>remove second screen
>Remove mic
>Remove cameras
>Make screen capacitive
>People still bitch

Just admit nothing they could ever do would make you happy.

>>378386859
http://www.nintendolife.com/news/2012/11/miyamoto_puzzled_as_to_why_anyone_would_want_a_new_f_zero
https://www.gamespot.com/articles/new-f-zero-would-require-redesigned-control-interf/1100-6424508/
>I am also very curious and I’d like to ask those people: Why F-Zero? What do you want that we haven’t done before?
>"If we create a new type of controller interface, and we find a controller interface that's particularly suited for F-Zero, then maybe we'll do something with it in the future," Miyamoto said.

How about you make another one because people want you to and it makes money? And if you need a gimmick here's one: 4k 60 fps. See if you can pull that off on a console.

Miyamoto is the wrong guy to be president of a company.

>>378387113
That's what I thought.

Guess you won't be be making headlines as the man who somehow made Nintendo the most profitable company in the world overnight. Not today, at least.

>>378387246
they could start producing PS4 Pros and stop raping their consumers by keeping their only 3 good games 1st party and putting out meme consoles

>>378386859
>>378387026
>samefagging this hard

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>>378387374
>Miyamoto is the wrong guy to be president of a company.
>miyamoto
>president of nintendo

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>>378386667
I honestly didn't think of this. Nintendo's margins must be humongous.
>Build a console with a 30 dollar chip in it
>Sell it for 300 dollarydoos
>Tards buy it anyway cause Nintendo name
>Work 20 hour weeks because you are not really trying, and no one expects anything from you anyway

I take everything back. This makes more sense

>>378387570
okay he's "Representative director" but he has the final say in what happens in the company. The new guy is just a figurehead.

>>378387603
thanks for that quality (you) friend im glad you see things my way

the only reason PS4 and XBONE are any good is because they have to be less shit than each other/ \\. Nintendo just hordes their trademark 1st party exclusives and cucks the below middle class parents of autism spectrum 10 year olds with another low quality gimick console every couple years.

Genius, really.

>Nintendo should do litteraly everything the competition does.
what is the point then? might as well put all their shit on PC because it would be almost as worthless as the Xbox one

>>378387942
you don't actually know what a president is or does, do you

>>378387603
This is pretty much the best response to >>378385425
and I wrote that post. Nintendo won't stop sucking because they don't have to.

>>378388050
well he unironically thinks he can improve the conditions of a century old corporation being an ideas man so...

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>>378387420

REEEEEEEEE FUCK NINTENDO THEY ARE SO SHIT WHY DONT THEY PUT ALL THEIR GAMES ON THIS SYSTEM I LIKE BECAUSE I WANT TO PLAY ALL THEIR GAMES BUT I HATE THEM REEEE

>>378388264
no, he doesn't, that's why he didn't step up as president when iwata died, he has no interest in running the company itself, that's why he's not fucking doing it you absolute twat
>but f-zero!!
fast racing exists, what the hell are you complaining about

>>378384007
>create a Pokemon MMO

Have you played PokeMMO? It's a fanmade MMO that uses FireRed as a base and basically shows how awful a fully realized Pokemon MMO would be. As far as social features go, Gen 6 perfectly nailed it with being able to connect to the Internet and send trade/battle requests to people as well as sending gold stars to people to be friendly

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>>378388486
>HY DONT THEY PUT ALL THEIR GAMES ON THIS SYSTEM I LIKE BECAUSE I WANT TO PLAY ALL THEIR GAMES BUT I HATE THEM REEEE

Nintenyear old's upgraded from "damage control" strait past "buttmad" and now on full blown S U I C I D E W A T C H

>>378384007
their first party games just aren't as good anymore and they know it, which is why they've resorted to hardware gimmicks.

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>>378384007
>waaaaah i hate innovation every controller should of stayed like the standard atari stick WAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH and we should of stayed to riding horses and manual telephone connecting because i hate change WAAAHAHHHH!!!!!!!

You are the type of people that halt human evolution and technological advancements. History will loathe old stingy fucks like you.

>>378388802
Epic comeback bro

You're the one crying you can't play Nintendo games LMAOOO

>>378384007
nice Pepe pic, haven't seen that one before

>>378388949
stay mad you dumb faggot