>this is the only 3D platformer where you play as human
>blocks your path
>>378383935
mario isnt human hes italian
>>378384189
that only counts if he's southern italian
perhaps if his palette was a bit darker
>italians
>human
Non Anglos aren't even human
>>378384189
kek
megaMAN
>>378385978
>(((Anglos)))
>>378386119
I was about to call you out and say that Mega Man is a robot, but isn't Volnutt actually a human? I never got around to playing Legends so I don't know.
>>378383935
Does this count?
>>378384594
lel
>>378386249
Nah, Volnutt is all bolts and bearings baby
>>378386249
Legends isn't really a platformer either.
what about ape escape
>>378383935
Star Fox's stupid fox girlfriend from Star Fox Adventure identifies as a human.
>>378386450
It's the only 3D Mega Man series, not counting something like Star Force.
>>378383935
Stylized, but human nonetheless.
>>378383935
>>378383935
The Castlevania games on N64 had a human protagonist.
>>378386656
There were 3D X games on PS2
>>378383935
oh shit and Shadow of the Empire if you consider that a platformer which it totally is
>>378386812
Oh shit, yeah, I forgot about those. But X, Zero, and Axl are still robots.
>>378383935
Alice, all of the 3D Prince of Persia games, most of the 3D Castlevanias
>>378386764
>context jumping
>platformer
guess that zelda is platformer too
>>378387440
cool game
>>378384594
>implying theyre not superhuman
Anon..I...Mama mia....
>>378386251
>move over mario
Idc id busy this right away If I saw this on a shelf at a store.