What's the hardest choice you've made in a video game?

>Enter a name

>>378382459
>choose your features

>>378382340
OP's pic is hardly a choice, right girl all the way.

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>>378382340
>enter a name
>Girl or Guy
>pick friend or moral choice
>good look or stats
>left or right

deciding to continue playing

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>>378382340
Both are trash. Boys should only date boys, never inferior females.

>>378382340
Both girls are acceptable. Right is a bit more of a doormat, but that isn't a bad thing.

Hardest thing I had to do in a video game was actually fairly recent. I had to friendzone Yukiko because I was already dating Rise in Persona 4. That was hard.

>>378382340
That one choice with Alvina in Dark Souls.

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>>378383028
Yukiko is shit

>>378383091
It still felt bad man.

Curing the genophage is the one that comes to my mind

I didn't

>>378382992
I don't mind gay dudes when they just go off and do their gay stuff, but when they presume to tell me where to stick my dick they cross a line.

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>>378382992
Every night I got sad to sleep knowing I'll never be able to experience yuri

>>378382739
Right girl is a slut. Left girl all the way, she is pure.

>>378383328
Pure? her skirt is above her knees, that's not pure.

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>>378382992

>>378383182
Can't beat a good dick, man. You should find yourself a nice boy.

>>378382992
yuri sucks

>>378383156
Her "flushed" face looks absolutely terrible, she's also pretty boring

Honestly most Persona 4 girls were pretty shit, the only one i don't know about is the one from the drama club

>>378383328
>implying that's a problem.
Fuck off fag

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>>378382992
3d woman are thrash, but not 2d.

both 2d are good but I prefer the one that tried her best anyway.

>>378383401
Skirt above the knees is acceptable if her vagina isn't behind her knee.

GT6 game file got slightly corrupted.

Start new game?
or
Continue playing corrupt file with really poor frame rate and lighting engine going crazy?

It'll take tens of hours go get my cars back.

>>378382340
Left is a manipulative selfish bitch who will side step anything that does not immediately benefit her. Witches like her are the embodiment of everything wrong with modern women. You will never find a traditional woman like right today.

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>>378383328
If she can't bother to respect your request of clothing she isn't going to bother respecting your request to not fuck random niggers

>>378382340
POST THE REST YOU FUCKING CUNT

>>378383629
how would you know

>>378383460
No thanks, I've had plenty of chances but I'm not even remotely interested.

>>378382340
LEFT IS A BITCH, RIGHT IS PURE WAIFU

>>378383646
Girl on the left just doesn't want to follow cliches.

Which makes her purer. Girl on the right will fuck 100 black guys and mexicans because that's what's expected of modern anime girls. Enjoy your NTR trash.

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>>378382992

>>378383862
that's what you expect your animu girls to do anon

>>378382992
Being gay is wrong

>>378383963
Enjoy your NTR shit, I have great taste in fetishes unlike you.

>>378382340
But I wouldn't ask my gf to wear a yukata if it's hot. That's fucking stupid. Both are fucking wrong.

>>378383949
5>4>6>1>2>3

>>378383949
number 5

>>378383949
Is this really a thing? i have never heard someone else's stomach growl in my life.

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>>378383949
5 is best.

>>378384093
American I'm guessing?

>>378384031
>>>>

>>378383646
First,
>Implying Left was even asked to wear a yukata
Second, Right is more likely to bow down and suck some BBC since she's already wired to do what people ask her regardless of her well-being.

>>378384093
it always happened to me at school.
I never had breakfast.

>>378382340
right

>i'll wear it next time
sounds like you're getting cucked by Jerome

>>378383646
This.

Disregarding the nigger comment, nothing says "fuck you, you don't matter that much to me anyway" than an ignored clothes request.

I'll ask my girl to wear a skirt (ANY SKIRT) and she shows up in jeans and excuses: I'd rather jerk it than fuck someone with that attitude.

On the flip side: if a girl does wear clothes you requested, you make damn sure to make it a big deal

>>378383862
Left lives just for pleasure and will take whatever path is easiest for her. The second she sees opportunity for a dicking elsewhere she'll leave your side for good. Right shows she is able to rise to face challenges and most likely possesses the mental fortitude to deny even the most aggresive of niggos. Clearly Right is the safer choice for a wholesome future.

>>378384053
this

>>378384160
I assume it's just an Asian thing then?

>>378384307
Pretty sure the girl on the right fucks black men because they know how to please her better than her power tripping boyfriend.

How's it feel to be unloved?

>>378383949
i wonder why japs care so much about stomachs growling in public, isn't the typical reaction non-reaction or "i'm hungry" the end

>>378384307
If you requested someone to wear a yukata in the hot weather you're kind of a dickhead. I'm not interested in dating a doormat. But ideally this would have come up during the conversation rather than her agreeing and then just showing up wearing whatever.

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>>378382459

>Enter a name
>There is no default

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>>378384345
That's how I thought of it as well friend, left is best.

>>378384160
First world countries typically don't have people starving so badly you can hear their bodies screaming for food.

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>>378384151
Kino is cute, too bad her name is a shitpost.

>>378384220
Read the picture again dipshit. Both were asked to wear one.

>>378384307
>I'll ask my girl to wear a skirt (ANY SKIRT) and she shows up in jeans and excuses: I'd rather jerk it than fuck someone with that attitude.

How's the abusive relationship anon?

>>378384345
Right is the worst choice, because she's already fucking a lot of men on the side.

Do you want to raise another man's child, do you? Go for the left.

>>378382459
>Usual name exceeds character limit
If I can't name my character Action Jackson I don't know why I should even play the game

>>378384431
Your mental gymnastics are astounding. Keep it up cuckmaster2017.

>>378383949
4 > 5 > 6 >>>> rest

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>>378384465
>if you request that someone wears a garment specifically designed for the hot summer weather during hot summer weather, you are a dickhead

Holy shit, seriously?

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Well?

>>378384506
at night when I'm going to sleep, I think up stories of her getting raped

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MY Hardest choice I ever was in Shadows of Mordor. You see, I understand that the MC was all revenge-mode for Sauron and he lost his family, then had the spirit of Celebrimbor in him, but honestly, what right did I have enslaving and genociding an entire race? Where did I have the balls to decide these creatures, enslaved by a dark master, needed to die? It was truly heart wrenching every time the game only prompted me with an assassination. Why couldn't I speak to the Orcs diplomatically? Perhaps introduce them to the works of Karl Marx and Emanuel Kant. We could discuss the socioeconomic struggle of the Orc and the Uruk-Hai.
My solution was to simply remove the game, preserve my personal integrity, and leaving a Metacritic review of a 1/100 so others might realize it's truly an anti-freedom title designed by Trump Supporters and Gay Bashers.

>>378384416
No was going to make a fat joke, your stomach never gurgles when you constantly stuff yourself with food.

>>378384496
You only need to go around 6 hours to get them, clearly you've never gone that long.

Both girls are shit. This artist's whole deal is making you choose the more tolarable bitch.

>>378384663
nuka-cola, you can literally use the caps to buy more nuka-cola, it's a self-perpetuating pleasure

What's with all the cuckfags?

I swear to god, everytime there is always some anon promoting cuckfaggotry.

>>378384541
>>378384465
>>378384431

>>378384615
But you're the one that's getting cucked, idiot.

>>378384654
The image even specifies they're hot and uncomfortable. If a girl wanted me to wear a heavy suit during a casual summer date I wouldn't be impressed.

>>378384445
Loss of face of any sort is bad in Japan
Stomach growling can show you havent been eating because you couldnt afford to due to poverty, or you haven't been eating because you're on a diet and are therefore overweight.
Even not eating because you were late or soemthing is socially bad

>>378382340

I don't know if it was the hardest but the most memorable one I had to make was in SWTOR back when it first released:

>Very end of the imperial agent storyline
>Douchebag who you meet in act 2 turns out to be part of the Illuminati group you bust up in act 3
>Said douche spends most of acts 2 and 3 taunting you and generally making you want to fucking murder him ASAP
>Finally fight him and get to the obligatory "spare him for light side points or execute him for dark side points" bit
>Am just waiting for the "FUCK YOU DIE" option to come up for me to mash
>Douchebag reveals that he's actually a girl using holographic disguise bullshit to look like a dude
>Says she loves you
>Think about if I actually want to kill them now
>After a few seconds I realize that the sole reason why I'm hesitating is because of the revelation that they're a girl who says she loves you and that's a fucking dumb reason to change my mind
>DARK SIDE POINTS GAINED

In retrospect I'm sure if I spared them it would most likely have turned out that the "I'm a girl who loves you" thing was a total like and they'd be all LOLOL MAYBE STOP THINKING WITH YOUR DICK YOU FUCK.

>>378384797
Judging by the fact that you can only think about ntr no matter what I guess you are into that shit. Fucking dirty piece of shit get off my board, you filth.

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>>378384907
Man, Japan is dumb

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>>378383862
>Modern

>>378383949
I said post the rest faggot, not jsut one pic

>>378384971
Sorry, I'm only into furry bara.

>>378382340
>use this cool ass looking but shit weapon
>use this shit looking but actually good weapon

>>378384939
>Character pulls the girl/love card right when they are about to be killed
It was obviously a trap, glad you made the right decision.

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>pick your class

>>378384715
You should have played another hour when you can start letting orcs go without assassinating them.

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>>378385068

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Too bad this isn't translated

>Left doesn't like cooking
>Gives hugs for someone that will cook for her
>Likes being spoiled

>Right loves cooking
>Likes being hugged for cooking for others
>Likes spoiling others

>>378384831
Use some common sense, friend. The girl on the left doesn't care about the heat, she just wants to do whatever she wants to do. Chances are she knows that the man she is really hoping to see at the festival doesn't really like yukata and doesn't want him to see her in one. Meanwhile the girl on the right isn't really that hot, she just wants to make it seem like she really made an effort to make you happy.

>>378382340
Keep playing the game or shitpost about the game

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>>378382459
>>378384472
>Etrian Odyssey 4
>enter your name
>enter party member name
>enter party member name
>enter party member name
>enter party member name
>enter guild name
>enter sky ship name
>no defaults for any of them

I'm amazed at all these numales SHOCKED at the idea of asking someone a request that may bring an iota of discomfort.

If I cared enough about another person I would (and have) endured slight discomfort because seeing her happy made it worth it.

Stop getting your cues about women on r9k, most girls would see this as an opportunity to express how they feel about you and would jump at the opportunity to do so in an easy context like the op described.

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Roll for cream

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>>378383182
I don't think you know what presume means. Maybe you mean proceed.

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>>378385324
That one has been translated for a long time anon.

>>378384715
>Caring about Orc scum
I sincerely hope this is shitposting.

>>378385317
It's funny since Dragonball added some good furry characters recently

>>378385324
but it is translated...

>>378385324
There's a translated version

>>378385326
I think you're reading way too much into it including some weird ntr shit that's coming from left field. I'm literally just reading the text.

>>378385324
I am 100% positive I have seen a translated version of this

>>378385405
come on chocolate crunch

>>378385324
>like cooking and want to cook for people
>left is a spoiled child
what is this Sophies choice

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>>378382340
>tfw the right girl is a rarity now

>>378385324
there is a translated version you retard

>>378385451
>>378385445
>>378385428
Alright I see that, shit man I just checked a booru and there wasn't one in English

>>378385413
Presume:
be audacious enough to do something.
"kindly don't presume to issue me orders in my own house"
synonyms: venture, dare, have the audacity/effrontery, be so bold as
"let me presume to give you some advice"

Proceed would also work, but it doesn't carry the undertones of outrage that I wanted.

>>378383949
Do the stomach even growls loud enough for other people to listen?.

>>378385472
He's right and you need to realize this if you want your relationships with girls to succeed

>>378385428
>lazy slut vs. perfect wife
This isn't even a choice.

>>378385405
where are the options for extra scoops?

>>378385474

me too

i wonder where

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>>378382459
>What city are you going to?

>>378385563
I can almost guarantee I've had longer healthier relationships than like 99% of 4chan.

>>378385428
>>378385324
>you only deserve right if you do the same for her when she ask sometimes
>she only deserves right if she does the same for you when you ask sometimes

fite me

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>>378385405
Fuck you, I control my own destiny. Gimme the chipwich.

>>378385335
>Tidus
>Auron
>Rikku
>Yuna
>Lulu
>Aurochs
>Sin

I am not a clever man.

>>378385668
>only 2 is popular
1=3>4>2

>>378385654
>wife for a man vs wife for a manchild

>>378385685
Not that I don't believe you, but way to set the bar low

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>>378385536
Huh. I always thought it was a synonym of assume because of the phrase "I presume", usually said after guessing something.

>>378382340
can I pick team "figure out the details before the fucking date you weeb"

>>378385668
i like it when it's 2 but the hypnotist gives the hypnotized temporary 1 moments of awareness over whats happening

>>378385668
3 and 4 are the only logical ones. 4th one is the most dick erecting one for me.

>>378382340
Imagine how fucking sad you gotta be to draw up these comparison shots. Like god damn the wording is so fucking creepy like he memorizes literally everything about a girl before drawing her and writing it down.

>>378382459
Kairo Seijuro

>>378385668
1>2>3>4

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>>378382992

>>378382340
>Enter your friends name

>>378385668
3 is the choice for me.

I love how the fact that she doesn't imply there is something lewd about it ironically makes it lewd as fuck.

>>378384307
You understand that relationships are reciprocal, right? It's not just a thing where you get to boss a girl around.

>nothing says "fuck you, you don't matter that much to me anyway" than an ignored clothes request.
Maybe she just thinks (mistakenly) that you actually care about her as a person enough that you'd want her to be cool and happy instead of hot and miserable. And enough that you wouldn't fucking dump her just because she wears the wrong clothes.

I have to say, it seriously sounds like you're the one saying "you don't matter that much to me" in this situation.

>>378386043
>enter your rivals name
>always go gary

>>378384591
>finally think of a cool name
>"********* has been summoned"

>>378385668
1/2 are literal rape, especially 2.
4 is borderline but fine by me, and 3 even mroe so.

>but they're all literal rape thanks to being hypnosis and against their will
No shit captain.

>>378385938
Non-yukata-wearing girl detected.

Get out scum.

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>>378385539

>Do the stomach even growls loud enough for other people to listen?

As a former anorexic I can tell you that yes, yes it does.

I had had to cover up the sound when I was around people, it was even worse at work during lunch break. Somehow I enjoyed the sound of it though, it made me feel skinny.

>>378385405

Rolly polly

>>378385867
When you presume it implies you're being bold enough to say that without proper evidence or whatever. Thanks for just accepting the correction without bogging me down in semantics.

>>378385842
I'm not using it to brag, just questioning why I would take relationship advice from this site.

>>378385938
Everyone that makes fictional characters is a fucking creep then.
Kill yourself.

>>378385884
The setup here is "I'd really like it if you wore xyz" which was no doubt answered by a non-committal "I'll see if I can make it happen". This is how people tend to communicate in settings where a request is made and the person is unsure if you can/want to grant it.

Why do I have to explain this basic shit

>>378385335

This was so brutal for me. Add in that each name could only be like 6 or so characters long and it became a nightmare to finally get started.

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>>378386142
>caring about the morality of ficitonal choices you had no prior impact over
can you not differentiate fiction from reality anon?

>>378385668
F O U R
O
U
R

>>378386089
You're obviously one of those numales I've heard so much about, but if you can't infer that this goes both ways you are beyond retarded

>>378385691
this is retarded, what if she just likes serving? the perfect wife is basically submissive and wants her husband to have her best whenever she can.

if you like doing something, like I don't know baking, people eating it and enjoying it is enough reward.

>>378385335
Past naming the party leader/player character the rest is super easy. Like those RoTK games with 100+ character slots

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>>378386069
Great tastes friend

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>>378385324
>>378385428
Why don't the girls just get together? they're perfect for each other

>video games

The beta permavirgins in this thread are honestly pathetic, toppest kek of the year

Once you realize that females are actual humans who happen to have vaginas and titties maybe you'll get close to one. Until then, keep trying to red pill yourself until you find out that you're just being an asshole trying to impose some kind of impotent version of control over someone else

>>378386112
>knight gets filtered to k***ht
>"Dark spirit NIGGER KNIGHT has invaded!"

>>378385668
Three is the best option.

>>378386208
If either were as vague as "we'll see" then I'd pick neither.

If you asked them to do something and they said they would, then if they don't, it's not a good first impression.

>>378386503
>Once you realize that males are actual humans who happen to have dicks and large bank wallets maybe you'll get close to one. Until then, keep trying to red pill yourself until you find out that you're just being an asshole trying to impose some kind of impotent version of control over someone else

>>378386089
Think about it this way, Anon: I'm doing you a favour. When I dump the lazy girl in favour of the superior choice, that leaves one more single, lazy girl for you. Men like you can take the second-rate girls while the men with taste upgrade to yukata-wearers.

>You understand that relationships are reciprocal, right?
Precisely. She wears the yukata to show that she cares for me, while I make gestures to show that I care for her. We both feel appreciated.

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>>378386503
3d females are literally human thrash.

2d females are pure and good.

>>378385335
EO4 pushed me to my naming limits. I got to the point where I just spent 10 minutes on every single character, just trying to make up names.
>Quaedin
>Zentra
>Bendrick
Strangely, my made up shit actually grew on me.

>>378386296
Shit, I thought three was four.
T H R E E
H
R
E
E

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>>378386503
fuck off with your 3dpd reality

>>378382340
Girl on the lef-
>socks with sandles

RIGHT RIGHT RIGHT

>>378386643

2D girls are hotter but you can't fuck them, my dude

>>378386503
Stop putting pussy on a pedestal. There's absolutely nothing wrong with requesting something from your mate with the understanding that it might not happen.

How do you think blowjobs happen. SOMEONE had to ask first.

>>378385335
>Mother 3
>name the MC
>name your brother
>name your father
>name your mother
>name your dog
>your favorite food
>your favorite thing
>also name your party members later in the game

>>378385428
I like to cook but i prefer a suck for cooking desu

>>378385668
but 3 is just normal slutty Marisa

>>378382992
gays are shit. By extension traps are 100% gay and need to GTFO.

>>378385668
these are all different fetishes
1 is body control
2 is actual hypnosis
3 and 4 are brainwashing

>>378385428
>loves people that spoil her
Immediate red flag. Future slut guaranteed.

>>378386089
Holy shit retard he just asked her to wear something, if she can't be bothered to do that she has no value at all. I dumped girls for smaller things than this and looking at it knowing what I know now I know I made the correct choice.

These millenial females are just too self centered and think everything should revolve around them.

>>378386605
Thanks, I'm happy SOMEONE understands basic human relations in this gaggle of faggots

>>378384093
Eat less food you fat fuck.

>>378386750
What about surprise blowjobs? how do those happen?

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>>378386750
>Stop putting pussy on a pedestal.

>>378382340
Lisette or Komari.
First time I have a hard time deciding in a harvest moon game, I normally go for the Witch.

>>378385824
> A real man comes home from work and makes himself his own meal because his lazy ass parasite of a partner can't be bothered to do anything that might be considered remotely useful.

>>378383949
I can't decide between 4 or 5.

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>>378386746
at least 2d girls have some sort of personality.

3d are just thrash with no values, only degeneracy and solipsism.

>>378386932
rape

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>>378386750
>How do you think blowjobs happen. SOMEONE had to ask first.
For some retarded reason I imagined a picture of a crying woman screaming "please think of the children, SOMEONE HAS TO ASK FIRST"

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>Pick a race
>Human or...

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Right. Someone who is willing to endure discomfort for you is more honest and loyal.

>>378385428
Who the hell would pick left over right? Honestly.

>>378382340
I'm sure that to an experienced rapist the yukata has some sort of ergonomic factor; but as a self-taught enthusiast, the western-style skirt would be easier for me to get through. So in this situation, I would have to go with the leftmost choice.

>>378386932
Because some other hero rode out the "ew but pee comes out of there" phase

>>378386932
>wake GF up with suprise cunt-lingustics
>get charged with rape

>wake BF up with sprise sucky sucky
>get proposed to

im baiting you dipshits

>>378382459
This has always been the hardest choice. Even harder than creating the character's appearance.

>>378385668
I don't give a fuck about anyone's opinions - 2 is the best hypnosis. 1 is also acceptable. You can replace 3 with a slut and no one would be able to tell the difference. 4 is boring.

>>378387060
there are betas nowadays you wouldn't believe it man

>>378386539
Does it not filter if its in caps?

>>378385405
The hell is a two-ball screwball?

>>378386985
Welcome to feminism.

>>378383949
My stomach only ever growls when I've got someone cuddled up on me. My ex gf used to give me a hard time about it.

>>378387137
correct
https://omgftw.github.io/DarkSouls3CensorCheck/

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>>378387065
>Being a fucking casual

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>>378383182
>>378383439
>>378383475
>>378383878
>>378383475
>>378386025
>>378386826

All secretly gay.

>>378387060
I have a hard time not spoiling people I like, but I'd still pick right because she'd spoil back.

>>378387065
FYI it's a well known fact that you're not supposed to wear panties under a yukata.

...I'm sure most girls do BUT STILL

>>378386750

I agree, I'm just saying these fags saying "a woman's job is to please her man" or any variation of that are being complete retards that will never have healthy relationships

>>378384431
kys yourself

>>378387129
The point of 3 is that the hypnotized woman wouldn't think about doing it in the first place under normal circumstances.

I agree with the last part though, 4 is boring.

>>378387275
Are you trying to tell me traps aren't gay?

>>378386336
>if you can't infer that this goes both ways you are beyond retarded
My entire argument is "it goes both ways", dumbass.

>>378386605
>I make gestures to show that I care for her
Really? Because it seems to me that all you've done in this relationship is essentially deem a girl worthless because she didn't feel like wearing a certain piece of clothing. She even apologized.

>>378386887
>he just asked her to wear something
If he had said "it's really important to me that you wear a yukata", and she didn't, then there's some talking to be done. There's a question about how much she values your feelings.

But that's not what's happening. In the picture, he's just "expecting her to wear a yukata", and she doesn't. There's no issue. She just didn't know it was important to you. You didn't ask. That's why she apologizes and says she'll do it next time.

>>378387157
>no childhood.jpg

>>378387013
Maybe if you date white women, in my experience Latinas are more intelligent, have actual interests, and have a strong sense of culture and family values. Once I saw the light I date Latinas exclusively, never again will I fall for the trap that is the modern day Western white woman.

>>378383460

>settling for dick because you are forever alone

This is why I can't take gays seriously.

>>378385428
Right but I help her cook anyways

>>378387286
Left would spoil you, but only if you earned it. When you pick right, she is the submissive. Left is for guys who want to be the pet.

>>378386982
I hate that these plebs don't know the proper hat-tipping etiquete

here's a tip, it actually involves moving the fucking hate you don't just move your head down a bit and touch the hat

>>378387375
>being a race-mixing traitor

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>>378387403
2D is garbage. 2.5D is the new hotness.

>>378385428
is this the easiest choice ever or what, jesus

>>378387389
>implying one you take the cock you can beat it

>>378382340
Girl's like Right would appreciate you more.

>>378387360
Depends, do they have a masculine penis?

>>378387451
More white women for you my man

>>378382459
>not naming your character "a"
It's almost as if you didn't want to play at all

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>>378387065
>lift skirt and pull panties for a quickie
OR
>undo the yukata ribbon and there's a good chance they're completely naked underneath
step up nigga

>>378387528
There's no argument. Traps are gay.

>>378387095
>sober male has intercourse with intoxicated female
>rape because she cannot consent

>intoxicated male has intercourse with intoxicated female
>???

>>378387464
This is hilarious. Got anymore?

>>378387375
even so, latinas or asian women, docchi demo ii, they can be influenced by other whores, and when it happens say goodbye to half your shit and say hello to a lot of stress and drama.

it aint worth it anon.

>>378387451
Yeah, it feels pretty good. I'd never breed with a modern day white woman and don't plan to have children regardless. My current gf of nearly 3 years is cool with adoption like me so if we ever tie the knot, that'll be how we choose to raise a kid if ever.

>left

Laid back, doesnt give a shit about retarded customs, cares more about being comfy and having a fun day

>right

Makes herself uncomfortable just to make you happy, is a total pushover, will never challenge you on anything or make you grow as a person, probably a psycho bitch who will end up obsessed with you

>>378387597
Rape because she cannot consent.
The man is always guilty.

>>378387451
What a dumb thing to say. You can't be a traitor to a team you never joined. Just because you look like me doesn't mean I owe you shit.

Funny, you talk as if she's real and you can choose, when both version would hate every bit of your repulsive selves

>>378387626
I hate my culture too, let's go dismantle the patriarchy!

>>378382340
Left. I don't want a girl that's submissive. I need someone I can argue with.

>>378387706
>>378387624
>being this fine with your people getting wipe off the face of the earth
You sicken me.

>>378385405
watch as I get what I want.

double lemon chill

>>378387490

You are proving my point. It's hard to believe there are people "born that way" when so many people chose to be gay.

>>378387626
That's a bit reaching anon.

>>378387751

If your culture is wearing an uncomfortable dress just to try to impress people then it's probably stupid

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>>378385405
What a good thread that was.

>>378387571
There is an argument and the answer to my question is the cornerstone of it.

you're avoiding the question because you know I'm right.

>>378387597
more like
>sober male has intercourse with intoxicated female
>rape because she cannot consent
>the male gets sent to jail

>intoxicated male has intercourse with intoxicated female
>rape because she cannot consent
>the male gets sent to jail

>intoxicated female has intercourse with sober male
>rape because she cannot consent
>the male gets sent to jail

>sober female has intercourse with intoxicated male
>rape because she cannot consent
>the male gets sent to jail

>sober female has intercourse with sober male
>rape because she cannot consent
>the male gets sent to jail

>intoxicated female has intercourse with intoxicated car
>rape because she cannot consent
>the car gets sent to jail

>>378387362

Jesus Christ, where to even start with this hopeless imbecile...

>>378387832
Might as well destroy all culture then. Fuck history and fuck ancestor people.

>>378387626
>implying you grow as a person by having some bitch always on your back because of some stupid shit

>>378386985
Just saying a manchild wants to be babied, and probably fuck his mom if given the choice. Freud was right you emotionally stunted baby.

>>378387623
Listen to this Anon, he's telling the truth. It doesn't help that latinas have a whole whore culture back in their countries.

>>378387836
Fuck off retard. There is no logical way to defend jacking off to a guy dressed as a girl.

>>378385405
Ice cream cookie sandwich kudasai

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>>378387682
>>378387841

>>378385405
gib bugsy

>>378385668
4 is my dark fetish

>>378387841
>>intoxicated female has intercourse with intoxicated car
I want to see this now

>>378387763
How would my people be wiped off the face of the earth? If we're going from a perspective of "genetic purity", my people have been intermixing with dozens of different races across Europe for centuries. Adding some genes from a slightly more distant ethnicity isn't going to taint my genotype any more than the Germans, French, Italians, and Turks already have.

>>378385405
gimme dat Tearjerker Pop or vanilla sandwich

>>378387884
Yeah, fuck 'em. They're dead. What do they care?

>>378387914
There are many variables at work in that scenario, what KIND of penis are you jacking off for example.

>>378382340
>right put up with some discomfort in an attempt to do something she thought you would enjoy
>left refused and put it off for a full year
Right would at least try your fetishes so her.

>>378382459
>enter a name
>pick something normal like john
>rest of the game is filled with generic fantasy names so john is fighting side by side with gondolf and drazz't
>try to put in a name more in line with a fantasy game
>everyone else has normalfag names so your PC sticks out like a sore thumb

every time

>>378387993
You'll be dead too one day.

Might as well kill yourself.

>>378385405
ok

>>378387873

Forgive me sensei, I'll have to go all out...just this once

>>378388007
Doesn't matter much to me as long as the balls are huge

>>378387969
Yes it is, because you're no longer part of the north you wasted your seed to propagate southern barbarians you waste of flesh.

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>>378387464
That was beautiful thank you.

>>378387763
White people aren't going to be outbred anon. Maybe in Europe with all the open border bullshit and multiculturalist incentives but whites will be the predominant populace in America for a long time.

>>378385938
Tip your fedora harder, reddit.

>>378385693
>Not calling the ship Fahrenheit or Celsius
Do you even FFX?

>>378387341
>STOP LIKING WHAT I DON'T LIKE!
Anon, I know it's hard to believe, but some people enjoy relationships where the partners do nice things to please each other.

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>>378388040
>name your character something silly
>works every time

>>378382340
Left is fine because I don't have a fetish for Japanese tradition

>>378387886

like how people are on left anime girl's back because she didnt wear some dress?

>>378387464
>he didn't try licking her feet
Dropped.

>>378388092
The north? What north? Are you talking as if Anglo-Saxons and Scandinavians and Germanics and the Francs are part of the same "north" race?

I always get confused when mindless racists lump every "white" ethnicity together, or thinks that Scandinavia is the birthplace of humanity.

>>378388113
>he says as there are mixed racers in this very thread
I give it 200 years.

>>378387841
Lightning round: What happens to an intoxicated female who has intercourse with an underaged male?
Who is more at fault?

>>378387905
Not all Latinas are Brazilian anon.

>>378382340
One on the right is a fucking slut that only wants your money. One on the left is a cutie that actually likes you.

>>378388183

Yeah each other. If you want a dom/sub relationship that's fine, personally I don't get that shit because one of you is a door mat getting walked all over. And I don't understand how you could walk all over another person as the dom. But if that's what you like then have at it

>>378388113
>whites will be the predominant populace in America for a long time.
LOL
America is like 50% white right now.

>>378382459
>final fantasy 1
>choose the names of all 4 characters
>no defaults
>choose their classes
End up going with a warrior, a theif, a black mage, and a white mage. But damn was that difficult. Even when there were only 6 classes to choose from.

>>378387763
It's about my dna going on, you get nothing out of me having a kid and I get nothing out of you having a kid.

>>378385428
>Tying her hair
That means something much lewder than cooking mode.

>>378388265
>the arresting officer is arrested.

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>>378388265
>no charges to female
>does NOT have to register as a sex offender

>the male doesnt get charged but has to pay for child support
>https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2014/09/02/statutory-rape-victim-child-support/14953965/

>>378382340
I'm torn on this
On one hand I'd want my SO to get into the spirit of a holiday but on the other hand right has some clear red flags for being an attention whore.

>>378388269
Believe me, it's not just in Brazil.

>>378384160
damnit, made me chuckle

>>378385405
Saaanic

>>378388113
whites are like 50-60% of population now, and look at how much influence mud races have already

imagine how shit it's going to be 50 years from now
america will be pig disgusting 4th world country

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Which one?

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>>378388579
B

>>378388579
A

>>378385428
This is a "hardest" choices thread anon, not the easiest.

Right. The left one is even playing on her phone for fuck sakes.

>>378388579
Where's the loli+shota one?

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>>378386985

>work
>shopping
>cook
>sleep
>work
>laundry
>cook
>clean a bit while listening to gf talk about what she bought on Amazon today
>sleep
>work
>etc.


I still get to do that stuff by myself now, but holy shit is it exhausting when there's only one carrying the weight in a household for more people.

>>378388579
a

>>378388579
C>B>F>D>A>E

>>378388045
I will. And I don't expect anyone to honor my memory at any point for any reason. I will not have the capacity to give a shit after my neural activity ceases.

>>378382340
Well I have a musk/sweat fetish so right is the obvious choice.

>choose your class anon xdd


>tanky 300% defense, and big HP but 2 fukin slow and damage is shit
>big damage dealer, charge up but poor MANA and SLOW attacks
>ranged 300 range attack but its so weak that it just dies from touching a flower
>SO FUKING gottat go fastttttttt FAST CHARACTER 20000% evasion but low HP, and shitty dmg

What the fuc maaaaaaaaaaaaan?

>>378388579
A is objectively the best

>>378388631
Left is a slut

Right must be protected from the evil cold

>>378388579
wtf f is the same as b

>>378388579
None. I'm tall and I like tall girls.

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>>378388085
>Every 2d guy has perfect plump symmetrical balls
>tfw 2d guys make me feel insecure about my gross saggy balls.

>>378388579
C > A > E >>>> B=D=F

Faggots need not apply

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>>378388419
haha jesus christ I can't wait until the nukes fall

>>378388739
Is it though?

>>378383949

5=4>6>1>2>>>>>>>3

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>>378382992

>>378382340
>two hours to put on a dress

I'd choose the non-retarded one.

>>378385428
How about a genuine thank you for a heartfelt meal and a kiss? To hell with a hug. But I'll throw that in too, if she REALLY REALLY wanted it.

>>378385405
>not always getting sonic

>>378388189
Either that or using a simple "Noun/Adjective Common-Name" style of name, like "Butcher Pete" or "Hacksaw Jim" or "Trusty Patches".

>>378388763
nobody cares what balls look like except boys

>>378385405

32-34 is the such the best it isn't even fucking close.

>>378388631
Like someone pointed out before, left for sharing a scarf with or something to cuddle with but ultimately, can't beat comfy girls.

>>378388419
>no charges to female
>does NOT have to register as a sex offender

>it's real
>article even has multiple cases of this happening

what the fuck

>>378388579
A, C, and E are the ONLY answers

>>378388824
>its easy to put on a youkatana

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>>378388631
>tfw prefer bundled up
>summer is here

>>378383949
6 knows what's up
3 is by far the worst

>>378388631
Right. Left will catch the deadly Japanese cold and die.

Choosing to finish telltale games have been pretty hard for me.

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>>378388645
Is this from a doujin? If so, I need that sauce pronto.

>>378383629
I like witches though.

>>378385772
swell taste

>>378388739
Two things give this away, the backpack and something at waist level.

>>378388579
>no f with an older woman
bullshit

>>378388905
"""patriarchy"""

>>378385668
I'm pretty sure 3 is how it actually works, since hypnosis is just really good persuasion skills.

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>>378388579
C, with a timeskip in which the younger girl, now a high schooler, reciprocates the kiss with added lewd.

>>378389063
Good taste

>>378388992
Women always win.

>>378388725
>Classes have strong points and weaknesses
Literally the point of having classes in the first place, or everyone would be god-like ruining the fun.

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>>378382340
>>378385428
>>378388631

How can right be so perfect, senpai?

>>378389063
>yurishit

>>378388579
A>E>C>B>F>D
I think we can all agree that D is trash.

>>378388872
dude i got some bad news for you

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>>378388926
But this appeals to my fetish of weak and sickly 2d animu girls

>>378388872
>nobody cares what tits look like except grills

>>378388579
A, C, E, F, B

>>378385335
>One
>Two
>Three
>Four
>Five
>Six
>Seven

"Hey! One! We need to join Four and Two on board the Seven."

>>378388579
a or d except make it rape

>>378388926

Good riddance.