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>2017 >You still don't own a Switch >Explain

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>2017
>You still don't own a Switch
>Explain
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>>378382295
Can't find one
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>>378382295
I'll get one once at least half of these games are released
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I don't give a shit about nintendo stuff
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>>378382295
>Explain
None of those games are out yet
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>>378382295
only 2 of those games are actually out right now
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>>378382295
1. Fuck Nintendo
2. They are a crappy company
3. They survive on fumes of nostalgia
4. They haven't made a good game in over a decade
5. Or any product of any kind for that matter
6. Fuck the Switch, it sucks, period
7. Fuck their shills
8. Fuck the children who persist in financing them
9. Fuck their shitty kid/family/casual oriented games
10. Fuck this thread
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>>378382516
>mario kart
>botw
>arms in free online testpunch

?
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>>378382295
Port, shovelware, new game, port, port, port, Nintendos CoD, new game.

Two new actual games! Bravo!
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>>378382624
Already have on wii u
Already have on wii u
Gay
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>>378382623
Fuck you
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>>378382624
>Wii u
>Wii u
> a game I can play for an hour sometimes on certain days.

Wow sounds great.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sCHkdFO8oCo
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>>378382624
How desperate do you have to be to shill a fucking beta? Go kill yourself.
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>>378382295
i'm too old to waste my time playing video games
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>>378382624
>port
>port
>wii sport mini game a decade later

wew
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>>378382295
I'll just leave this here. Enjoy your ports and old ass indie games. But don't feel bad atlest they are portable.
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>>378382971
Only three games worth playing on the entire list.
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wow, these threads really trigger the niggers of sony!
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>>378382968
>>378382852
>>378382701
>>378382691
in his defense, the first guy clearly said "None of those games are out yet" and he just answered his question
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>>378382786
>On the left, observe Greek Prime Minister Alexis Tsipras in his natural habitat.

my sides are fucking gone
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>>378383219
Arms isn't out yet you dumb fuck. Its a beta that you can play for like one hour on certain days.
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>>378382295
Since I do it for the PS4 bait images, I'll do it here: 6/8 games on that image aren't out yet. The ARMS demo is rolling out, and while it's getting good press, it's nevertheless not out. There's especially no point in trying to hunt one down now when there's not too many games I really want to play on it portable ports or otherwise.

They're likely to be easier to find right before the Christmas buying season picks up later in the year and by then 2 more of those games will have come out and maybe some other third party stuff worth checking out, indie or otherwise. As always, early adoption is for suckers.
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>>378382971
Only three of those are worthwhile
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>>378382295
It's called Switch because you switch it off and go play something else.
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>>378382971
>Injustice 2
>MvC:I
>Tekken 7
Stop hurting me like this, anon
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>>378382295
Of all those games you've posted, I'm only interested in three, and one of them is on another console I own, while the other is going to be on another handheld I already own.
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>>378383078
>>378383374
>Shadow Warrior 2
>Prey
>Re7
>Little NIghtmares
>Tekken 7
Nintenbros are stupid.
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>can't find one anywhere on the east coast
>online sellers want $450 for it
>stuck in the us virgin islands for a good two weeks
>going to my summer job as a camp counselor in 3 weeks so i basically can't get one for the rest of the summer
>have to wait until september to get one

please put me out of my misery
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>>378382295
What about 2018?
there will be no games released that year for it
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>>378383838
What do you expect look at ops pic. They are excited over ports. And good luck with Xenoblade comming out this year. Literally battered wife syndrome they will eat up all the shit in hopes of 1 or 2 good games a year.
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>>378383838
>>378384212
Toddlers truly have the most shit taste of anyone on this board.
Remember when they defended pic related by telling people to "git gud"? I sure do.
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>>378384347
Why are you acting like all of us said that, quit generalizing
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>already own Mario Kart 8
>pirated BoTW and thought it was shit
>Arms doesn't interest me in the slightest
>Don't like Xenoblade or Fire Emblem
>New Monster Hunter looks like trash
>Splatoon 2 looks good but the single player still looks lacking IMO
There, is that a good enough explanation?
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>>378384545
Most of you did, don't even try to deny it.
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Waiting for a pokemon/bayonetta 3 announcement.
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>Mario Kart rehash
>JRPGs
>mashing attack button simulator
>slightly fun party games disguised as competitive that you get tired of in a week

can't wait to buy a Switch
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>>378384550
>playing MH for it's looks
what level of faggotry are you on anon?
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>>378384545
ofc you're the special snow flake nintendro

lol its like defense mechanism for these fags
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The literal only games that remotely interest me are Xenoblade, Monster Hunter, and Fire Emblem.

Fire Emblem will just be a warriors game so it's a pass.

Monster Hunter will come out on the 3ds I think (Because it says Switch Version)

And Xenoblade.

So I most likely won't get a Switch.
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>>378384776
define "most"
>>378385029
i never even played the game
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>>378385024
>generation shit
>not trash

not as faggy as you apparently
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Literally 2 of those games have been released. What's to explain?

What kind of absolute retard would buy a system before the games they want have even come out yet?

If you just fucking wait you'll be able to get a cheaper version system with more hard drive space and potentially even some superior "new pro slim XL" version of the system.
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>>378385112
>generation shit
elaborate further
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>>378385093
Every Nintendo drone who owned a Wii U defended the fuck out of it. And not just on /v/ either.
Like I said, they even went so far as to tell people to "git gud" when they criticized it, as if Star Fox Zero is challenging in any way, lmao.
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>>378382460
So in 2 months then?
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>>378385024
I'm saying that the gameplay looks like trash compared to previous entries. I don't give a damn about the visuals.
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This thread again?

>overpriced, weak hardware
>gimmick-ridden
>32GB internal storage
>standard controller sold separately
>no games
>marketed as a console yet struggles with TV output
>paid online
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>>378385160
>"Just wait two years"

No.
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>>378382684
But it's 5 new games though
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I tried a couple months ago when I actually had some money and it was sold out everywhere. Nintendo's business strategy is so fucking god awful.

Now I start my Masters program in two weeks and all my money is going towards my, move, flight, housing, etc.

May still get it in a couple months. Drop in the bucket with my tuition debt.
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>>378382295
I'm not seeing a reason to support any of these games. they all fall way too short of my expectations.

>Arms
>mario Kart
>splatoon
>Monster Hunter
I cannot, and will not, tolerate esports in any way. If you're asking money from me, I want a good, strong singleplayer that isn't just glorified tutorial trash. not a single one of these games will provide that, and at 60 bucks a pop plus DLC they're obviously going to vomit out, it's not worth it.

>Mario Odyssey
From what I've learned from the past 10 years of Mario platformers, nintendo cannot make a challenging game, and this will sadly be no different.

>fire Emblem
A mobile phone-tier gamem, really?

>Zelda
>Xenoblade
I'm terribly sorry, but I don't like cinematic experiences. I prefer PLAYING my games instead of watching cutscenes, or in Zelda's case, playing at a horrific 30 FPS.

Now before you go saying "B-BUT SONY" let me remind you that they haven't earned my attention either, and neither has Microsoft. Infact, I think I'm just gonna give a scoff at every console this gen, as they've all fooled me too many times before. I'll be sticking with my PC, and shoot, I'll probably get a phone before considering anything "next gen". Not until they get their act together.
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>>378382623
They also dont give a shit about their fans when theyre making money off casuals. See the Nintendo Wii.

Fuck im still mad I bought that piece of shit.
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>>378385492
DS Lite and 3DS XL each came out 1.5 years after their original models :)
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>>378385851
Don't you have some early access games to be playing pc cuck?
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Only two of those games are out, and they're both ports.

Let me know when the Switch has at least seven true exclusives available for sale.
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>>378385940
So 1.5 years?

Still no.
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>>378385851
Weird, usually Ninten-year-olds are the autists,
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>>378386003
You base system buying decision on an arbitrary number of exclusives it has?
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>>378386053
It won't even meet the 5-exclusive rule until next year, so yeah it won't be worth buying until then.
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>>378382295
>2017
Pretty sure Mario Kart came out 3 years ago.

>Zelda
Also on the Wiiu.

>Arms
looks like shit. No clue why people here are hyped about it.
>Splatoon 2
Not a pedo, have no interest in a mediocre shooter.

>Monster Hunter
Better known as "Japanese Madden." Same shit every year.....don't care.

>Weebshit fig
Probably not even coming out this year, and don't care when it does come out.


Outside of Mario, the Switch has nothing in 2017.
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>>378385976
>>378386131

>ad hominem
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>>378382358
I got it the friday it came out. I drove to a target at 6 am and stole some kids pre-order because he didn't show and the bros at the desk let me buy it instead.
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>>378386147
Yes, of course. Why would I buy a system if it has no worthwhile games to play? Just so it can gather dust?
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>>378386223
>He thinks we're actually having a discussion

I'm insulting you, fag.
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>>378382295
I'm only interested in half of those games, and three of those said games aren't even out yet. Seems pointless to buy a console for two games - Zelda and Bomberman. I'd get Monster Hunter for my brother and I if it were on PS4 but he doesn't care enough to have more than one console.
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>>378386202
I own a switch and i agree, there's no reason to own a switch right now.
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>>378386330
Why explicitly 7 and not 5 or 10?

Why can't you play non exclusives on a system also?
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>>378382295
>No Games
>Hate the nostalghia shilling
>300 dollars
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>>378382295
Kinda wish someone would add Bomberman to this image but whatevs
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>>378386347

I see. I'm not surprised, since it requires you to actually have an argument for a discussion to take place, whereas insults are free.
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>>378382295

>port of a Wii U game
>faux "fighting" game as shallow as a puddle
>okay Mario looks cool
>DLC for a Wii U game branded as a full-price sequel
>another port of a Wii U game
>japan-only (even if Switch is region-free you still need to know Japanese)
>a fucking Musou
>game that won't be out to next year at the earliest

Nice lineup you got there. Mario is the only noteworthy thing this year for it that isn't a port.
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>>378386679
>Lists his shitty opinions
>Thinks anyone wants to argue with him about said shitty opinions

Haven't you a humble bundle to play on your $1000 pc mustard cuck?
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>>378386436
>why explicitly 7 and not 5 or 10?
What makes 5 or 10 better numbers? 7, to me, is enough to where the system has a healthy amount of exclusives, and shows signs that it'll get more in the future. And if it doesn't get more, then at least it had 7.

>why can't you play non exclusives on a system also?
Why would I play multiplats on shit hardware when I could play them on PC at the best possible resolution and framerate? And play with any controller? And have access to shit like mods and free online?
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I never buy consoles before a meaningful price drop and a solid, established library of must play software.

I know this makes me behind the times, and I honestly don't give a shit. I want my money's worth.
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>>378386828
why does being a port automatically devalue the entire game?
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>>378387103

I don't think he's devaluing it as a game so much as he is saying that people plastering it all over their " buy a Switch! " images are misguided in thinking that a port of a Wii U game is a valid reason to buy a whole new console.
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>>378386914

>Haven't you a humble bundle to play on your $1000 pc mustard cuck?
>has no doubt told people to "get a job, poorfag" if they complain about the price of the Switch, or paying for online

Digging that hole deeper, I see.
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>>378387103
If he can play it on a system he already owns, why the fuck would he spend $300 on a new one?
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I'm just waiting for the future console revision and a new pokemon game
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>>378382295
>Explain

Because I don't like overpriced "gaming" tablets that ship with dead pixels.

It's basically just a Wii U, but with with base unit build into the tablet this time. And Wii U is basically just a slightly beefed up Wii, which is basically just a slightly beefed up GameCube.

Oh, Nintendo.
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>>378387260
You accused me of logical fallacies and now your coming at me with random assumptions?

Simply epic.

Run along back to your MOBAs steam cuck. Isn't there a sale on?
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>>378387310
that's implying he has a wii u
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>>378387103
Most Nintendo fans already have a Wii U and/or 3DS.
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>>378387310
He's saying the games worthless because it's a port regardless of whether anyone owns a WiiU or not.

Mario Kart 8 and BOTW are discarded as reasons to own a switch despite literally millions of people not owning a WiiU and buying a switch for those exact games.
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>>378382971
>Multiplats, indies and confirmed garbage games

Much better lineup than literally the highest scoring games of the year, thanks.
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>>378387481
This is the most meme post this thread. Congrats.
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>>378387497

>steam cuck

See, you keep making assumptions. Are you unable to argue without insults? the fact that you think I only play games on steam is a little misinformed.

>MOBAs
>says this while defending Fire Emblem, which is as braindead as a moba, except also watered down with terrible hardware

the irony.
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>>378385851
>esports
>cinematic experiences

Hello ACfag
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>>378382295
mario kart makes me too mad
arms looks fun but I feel I would drop it after a week
odyssey hasn't shown much to be excited about
splatoon never interested me
botw never interested me
I heard a new mh might be coming to ps4
never played a fire emblem game
xc2 probably is the only thing I would be interested in but you never should get a whole new system just for one game
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>>378387743
Oh that game that's not out yet that youre making assumptions about?

Kek
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>>378387743
not him, but you have to be pretty stupid to compare a turn based stratedgy to a MOBA
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>>378387687

>highest scoring games
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>>378382295
I'm poor
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400 gotdamn dollars in Canuckistan and no games

What's the issue here? I learned my lesson with the 3DS and the Vita. I'll get one after a price drop and more games.
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>>378382971
I have a PS4 and literally one game interests me. Tekken 7. The rest look like garbage.

Thank god for Nintendo systems lol
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>>378387982

>Tommy Pickles on meth
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>>378387861
>>378387853

They're both games with no gameplay and are just cinematic experiences that people only buy up because of the waifu material.

If you'd like to prove me wrong, show me a single Fire Emblem thread that has ever existed post-awakening that didn't involve even one person jerking off to their waifu. Not even one. Even posting the waifu in question will disqualify the thread.
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>>378382460
>>378382516
>>378382604
>>378383368
>>378385160
>>378386003
Nintendo isn't Sony anon, you don't have to worry about them delaying a game by two generations.
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>>378382295
>2017
>still not owning a sega cd
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>>378382295
Still not enough exclusives I'm interested in.
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>>378382295

>Don't have enough money for one
>Still waiting for the library to get bigger
>Waiting for all the hardware kinks to be fixed
>Can't find one in stores to begin with
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>>378388081
>That parameter

Lol it's like you know yourself you're talking shit
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>>378387103

It doesn't devalue the game but it's doesn't give a valid reason to buy a switch.
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>>378382295
All of them are made for kids
Sorry for your sake, I am a mature man who loves authentic games such as withcer3 or last of us
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>>378388245

what does that even mean? My parameter is perfectly valid. Look at "games" like Undertale, or FNAF, for instance. If they were such good games, why has the discussion devolved into posting porn and degenerate erotic roleplaying sessions? it's because there's no good gameplay to talk about, so they have to turn to "other" venues of discussion.
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>>378388061
Care to list the games you have played and enjoyed on the PS4 compared to the games you are looking forward to on the Switch?
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>>378388270
>mature man
>can't spell Witcher for shit

Go to bed kiddo
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>>378388270
you would feel right at home then

port and remastered is a plenty on Switch, all we play honestly
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>>378388378

I don't own a current gen console. I am primarily PC.

Why did you ask me this though? I just thought the image looked like Tommy Pickles if he did meth.
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>>378388467
Sorry anon I ment to ask. >>378388058
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>managed to land an order for one bundled with 3 games
>arrives at the end of the month
lmao at all you fags who are STILL pretend to be against getting a switch
>b-b-b-but I don't want want one anyways, nintendo is 4 babiez!!
lol, nice try timmy you're too young to purchase things online and your mommy's just not driving you to the store when they get stock
don't be so salty kiddos lmao
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>>378388250
It is if you've never owned a WiiU though.
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>>378388378
No. Fuck off cuck boy.
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>>378382295
I already bought a Wii U, no way will I ever make the mistake of buying a Nintendo console until it has games again.
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>>378382295
I might get one eventually, I'm thinking of waiting a year or two to see if they come up with a revision, and even if they don't waiting is only beneficial for me so yeah, no reason to rush.
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>>378388568

>has no problem spending several hundred bucks for a console with a sparse library
>has no doubt called people "faggots" if they spend more than that on a PC

What did you mean by this anon?
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>>378382295
im poor
nintendo left my country
my country is burning
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so many people in this thread had wiiu

how the fuck it failed with so many people having the console?
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>>378389217

It's a thread on 4chan's video game board. It's almost like we're a bunch of neckbeard fucks who play way too many video games.
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>>378382295
>ARMS
>ZELDA
>MONSTER HUNTER
>A sweet mario platformer with free roam that might bring back the fun that was in 64

Honestly I'm tempted. But maybe next year when it has a bigger selection
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>>378389049
>>has no doubt called people "faggots" if they spend more than that on a PC
memes aside I'm actually pc+nintendo
objectively the best choice if you don't live in a third world shithole and can afford your dinners
>get all the good looking games better then consoles ever could
>get all the nintendo exclusives, their wacky stuff, and portability
literally can't be beat

>b-b-but wat about sony exclusives??
lol, I need no answer to that shit
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>>378388130
Im not going to buy a system to play the waiting game, faggot.
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>>378389217
The console sold 13.5 million units worldwide. This thread has 60 unique posters. If everyone here had a Wii U, that's of 0.000444% of the current Wii U consumer base. You're free to feel retarded now.
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>>378389359

>memes aside I'm actually pc+nintendo
And do you agree that PC games have become infinitely better than even Nintendo's lineup, thanks to the endless list of positives that make them so good, whether it's moddability, the low prices, the lack of hardware restrictions, lack of DRM (since you can play pretty much any PC game without steam or GOG if you know what you're doing) the superior controller options, and even emulation potential?? Or do you rely solely on metacritic and game journos to decide what games are good?
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>>378389354
>But maybe next year when it has a bigger selection
I legit don't understand this argument. Why not- get it now, play what it has out now, then when the other games come out- play those since you're done with the previous release?
The later games will come out. Why wait to play the ones that are already released? Mostly only Playstation games have a history of be delayed for years.
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>>378389751
I'm not sure if you even know what you're saying.
Try again!
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>>378389804
Poor fags and cheapos hold out as long as possible for price cuts and preowned games.
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>>378388130
>buying a console when there's only 2 worthwhile games out
>one is a remaster and the other is multiplat
There is zero chance I'll get this before Odyssey comes out. And since I'm not 12, I have no problem with waiting.
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>>378382295
Out of all of those games, there is only 1 worth playing.
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>>378389804
>Wait
>Kinks from the release version will (hopefully) be ironed out by then
>Have the entire library up to that point ready to be played
>Maybe a revision has come out by then
>Maybe you'll be able to snag a nice deal, like a bundle or a special edition
Literally no reason not to wait besides being impatient.
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>>378389804
>>378389885

>I legit don't understand this argument. Why not- get it now, play what it has out now, then when the other games come out- play those since you're done with the previous release?
Because that's what you said about the WiiU. "dude it's getting games". "it'll blow the competition away". "You won't be sorry!".

Well, I'm waiting. Been about half a decade, I don't see a single good game. You can give the PC as much hate as you want, but even the occasional steam indie game will give me some kind of entertainment, whereas esports and cinematic movie games grow old, and fast.
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>>378389804
I agree with this guy, i got a ps4 and played everything i wanted on it and got burned on most of all of them except for 4 games. you get burned out quick when you burst through a systems library
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>>378385395
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>>378389804
Because it will just be collecting dust like the time my parents got me a Nintendo wii. Once I beat Twilight Princess and Super Smash Bros Brawl, and got tired of wii Sports, it was just collecting dust or being a replacement for my gamecube.

And for my friend that has a wii U, outside downloadable content from older Nintendo games, has the same scenario. Only games I would play that he owns are Smash 4 (which I had enough of) and Zelda Breath of the Wild.
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Zelda and Xenoblade are the only ones that look interesting that I'd need a switch for
The rest that's interesting, I'll be just fine with a 3Ds
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>>378389885

Let me sum it up this way then: I have no reason to get a Switch if I dislike console exclusives like Uncharted and Halo. They're too watered down and too restrictive, not to mention they're AAA games in every sense of the word: overpriced, underwhelming, infested with cancer practices and anti-consumer issues. Nintendo is not immune to this.
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>>378382295
Scalpers.
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>>378389804
Why get it now?
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>>378382295

>buy switch like 3 years from now
>lower price, superior hardware, all those games are out and cheap

Checkmate faggot, only literal children need to play videogames the moment they come out.
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>>378382358
Honestly this. It's been like 4 months now and my best buy / walmart is STILL sold out. Sonyfags keep telling me the switch is dead, but I can't even find one.
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>>378382295
I'd have to give money to Nintendo.
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>>378389804
>The later games will come out.
That's what you said about Wii U. Not falling for your shill rhetoric again.
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>>378388369
>My parameter is perfectly valid

There isn't a single game that falls under your parameter.
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>>378390090
>Don't see a single good game
>On WiiU

Then you have cancerous taste in videogames.
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>>378390136
Yeah because letting it sit and collect dust is so much better
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>>378385851
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>>378390297
>Waiting 3 years to save a few hundred dollars max

Or you could get a job and play shit when you actually want to.
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>>378390517
I thought the current shill narrative was that the Wii U was shit, everyone who bought one is a retard, and all the """""real""""" Nintendo fans waited for the Switch?
Or has the shill narrative changed already?
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>>378382295

have it on the wii u
looks dumb
we'll see
looks dumb
have it on the wii u
no
no
no
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>>378390483

Oh, that's an easy one to answer. Any obscure indie game that doesn't sexualize their main characters will gladly and easily fall into the parameter. The real issue here is that discussion explodes into degeneracy when your game needs to be "watered down for a wider audience" and you have no good gameplay, so you have to throw in waifus to distract the player. When you have good gameplay, there's no distraction or watering down necessary, and having a small budget means that even 1000 copies of a game being sold will mean success. You don't need to pay off kotaku for press coverage when you have a dedicated, but small, fanbase who's happy with what you put out.

Take a few examples:

>Nier, Dragon's Crown, Bayonetta, Xenoblade
>all cinematic hogwash because they're too busy with cutscenes, voice acting, throwing tits and nude asses in your face, and overall lazily optimized garbage gameplay.
>every single discussion about any of these games will be dominated by porn dumps, without fail.

Now for some inverse examples:

>Metroid (pre-other M and pre-Zero suit), Gradius, Contra, Pac-Man, Ikaruga, FTL, etc
>all good fun videogamey products that are always having gameplay discussion because they don't have waifus and don't rely on petty cinematics and cutscenes. Also, they're designed to be replayable many times over, so gameplay discussion is always fresh and livid

Hopefully this will help you understand.
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>>378389804
>Why not- get it now, play what it has out now, then when the other games come out- play those since you're done with the previous release?

Because I have other systems with plenty of games. By the time the Switch has games, there will have already been at least one hardware revision and/or price drop. Try harder next time, shill.
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>>378382295
still waiting on the save transfer.

As soon as Nintendo fixes/enables save transfers between two machines, I'm buying one
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THOSE GAMES ARE ALL FUCKING SHIT

NO I WOULDN'T ABSOLUTELY LOVE TO PLAY THOSE ALL ON MY PLATFORM OF CHOICE FUCK YOU
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>>378382295
>buying a nintendo console near launch after the WiiU

I've already been burnt once, I'll wait until the games I want are actually out.
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>>378390645
>He unironically believes shitposting memes

Ok that pathetic realisation aside, the WiiU obviously has 1+ good games. If you genuinely cannot find a single WiiU game you would enjoy then you either have the worst taste in videogames of anyone I've ever witnessed in my life or are simply a shitposting anti Nintendo fanboy drone that is in denial.
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>>378391248
>m-muh falseflaggers
fuck off
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>>378390915
But your argument falls apart if someone posts a picture saying the want to cum on ms.pacmans tits.
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>>378391369

The difference is that the chances of that happening is minimal because Pac-man is gameplay-focused. With Nier or Bayo, seeing porn dumps is 100% guaranteed.
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>>378391340
>EVERYONE thinks the WiiU is bad because some butthurt guy posts it everyday on here

Epic my man.
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>>378391050
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>>378391497
No, the Switch shills told me the Wii U was bad and called me an idiot for buying one.
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>>378391465
You mean with any videogame with a female character. Ever.
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>>378391497
Everyone does think the Wii U is bad, you're fooling yourself if you think otherwise. It's rightfully hated
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>>378391517
The Xbox Chad just floating in the ether gets me everytime.

Where did all the Xbots go? Is it just too embarrassing to be one this gen?
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>>378382295
I want that sweet splatoon bundle
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>>378391691
It was a flop yes but it easily has 15-20 decent to great games.
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>>378390915
>Metroid

Stopped reading there.
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>>378382295
My and my friends already agreed to only buy one if it gets a bundle on christmas. Even if there isn't any bundle I might get it though
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>>378391726
Anyone that is xbox only is normie as they get. This is an anime image board. Normies won't come here.
I personally own an xbone s, but it was just for a cheap 4k BD player and halo series was a bonus.
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>>378382295
You cannot pirate the games.
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I guess going from having a ton of games on the PC to having none would be quite the Switch
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>>378391810
>it easily has 15-20 decent to great games.
Absolutely not. It has like 8 at most.
The only way you can get to 15 or 20 is if you're including literal garbage like Star Fox Zero, Color Splash, Devils Third, or those Mario and Sonic games.
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>>378391990
>Pc
>Games

???
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>>378382295
Im not a 10 yr old child is the reason i dont own a switch.
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>>378391726
I'm an Idort that used to like Xbox

the Xbone and Microsoft's no exclusives platform have completely burned that bridge for me. My Xbone is a netflix and blu-ray machine.

I'm planning on buying a Switch, whenever they get in stock.
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>>378392065
Your grammar is at a ten year olds level though.
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>>378382295
The Patreon I started three weeks ago for my Minecraft comedy vlogs only pays out once a month. Come June 1st I'll get $975.

Recommend games?
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>>378392172
Post YouTube account
>>
I'm an adult
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>>378382358
/thread
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>>378382479
Fuck you alex
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>>378392245
Yeah right. Yall would rape me
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>>378385851
>A mobile phone-tier gamem, really?
>Fire Emblem Warriors

If there was any indications that this was bait, it's this.
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>>378382936
Instead youre wasting your time by shitposting on here... A video game thread...
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>Nintendo fags hate musou on other systems
>Suddenly love it when it gets a Zelda and Fire Emblem skin
Proving once again they don't care about gameplay
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>>378392896
What nintendo fags has hated on musou games?
I hope you aren't just seeing someone shit on musou games and automatically think it's a nintendo fag and therefore make it the opinion of every nintendo fag.
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>>378382295
Only two of those games are actually out
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>>378393030
They hate Dragon Quest Heroes because it's not on Nintendo systems.
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>>378392896
Wut

Sony fans hate it because there are so many iterations of it so they got bored, also they milked the franchise too much, the turn-based game got a huge backlash
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>>378382295
All those games look great except for the last two
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>>378382295
Still needs at least a mainline Pokemon and a non shitty Monster Hunter to be worth considering

Even then, a paid online is a massive turn off
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>>378393184
It's literally on switch you retard
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>>378391886
>>378391602

This is why you never buy a game with a female protagonist, unless you make absolutely sure that she will not be sexualized during the course of the game. And let's not beat around the bush, there's no reason for Samus to get out of her suit at the end. That's just wank bait for nostalgic horny kids. The games would be infinitely better if that disgusting fanservice was taken out. It's also why I prefer Metroid Prime above most others, as it gives Samus the respect she deserves. She's not some slutty bimbo like Bayonetta or the Boss from Metal gear solid 3.
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>>378393384
They hated it before that though.
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>>378393184
But it is on a nintendo system.
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>>378382295
>buying a game console before a year has passed since launch

There are no excuses. Early adopters get screwed every. single. time.
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>>378393470
When it wasnt they shitposted about it and said it was bad.
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>>378385851
>Monster Hunter
>eSports
Wat
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>>378393568

It has a gross over-focus on multiplayer, and has terrible singleplayer content. So it's an esport to me, regardless of how many people play it, or whether it's competitive or not. If online baby sitting simulators like League of Legends can be esports, then anything with multiplayer can.
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>>378393527
I saw everyone upset about the game because it was musou and not DQXI. Praise came back after DQXI was announced.
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>Don't really play my Wii U anymore
>Aside from finishing Bayonetta 1/2, I have no plans of playing it in the future
>I still have my original Wii around for homebrew and emulation
>Not sure if I should just trade-in my Wii U and games for during a trade-in deal or just wait

What should I do? I don't really feel like going back to my Wii U aside for the reason I listed above. Time to move on?
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>>378393640
What are you competing against though? Who can loot the most Rathian Rubies or something?
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>>378393527
But it is bad.

Multiple people can have different opinions you fucking RETARD.
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>>378393813

If you're not competing, then why is there online? Why isn't the game good enough to be singleplayer only?
>>
There are no games currently out to merit purchase of next gen consoles.
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>>378382971
What games on the list aren't coming to PC? Actually curious.
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>>378393640
>It has a gross over-focus on multiplayer, and has terrible singleplayer content
The single player content is pretty much exactly the same as the multiplayer, though it sometimes comes with a light story (MH3-MH4)

And calling MH esports is factually wrong since it has no PvP aspects
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>>378393982
It's not competing. It's pure coop online fun. It's a PvE game.
The only competition that could be derived from MH is hunt clear times.
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>>378394401
>>378394365

See, this is the issue I was referring to. Instead of making something challenging or entertaining, they have to gut the game to make it coop-friendly.

Think of it like Capcom's Metroid: Federation Force. Or to be more accurate, the inspiration for Metroid: Fed Force.
>>
Waiting for MH5U or DQXI, whichever comes first
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>>378394512
But there's no PvP. Of course it's coop friendly.
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>>378387481
>>Explain
>Because I don't like overpriced "gaming" tablets that ship with dead pixels.
>It's basically just a Wii U, but with with base unit build into the tablet this time. And Wii U is basically just a slightly beefed up Wii, which is basically just a slightly beefed up GameCube.
>Oh, Nintendo.

>Wii introduces wagglin'
>Wii U has two screens
>Switch is a hybrid home console/handheld

Out of the big three Nintendo is the least guilty of making 'beefed up' versions of their old systems. Compare the OG Xbox to the One, and PS1 to PS4. Only the controllers have changed and not by all that much.
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>>378394656

Co-OP is no different from online multiplayer in the sense that you're still doing nothing but playing a gutted game designed to be casual and friendly, instead of a handcrafted singleplayer.
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>>378382295
>I have never cared about Mario Kart
>not out, not interested anyway
>not out
>not out, not interested anyway
>maybe
>not out, also a port of a game I've already played
>not out, also musoushit
>not out
Why would I buy this to play one game?
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>>378394780
You can do all those multiplayer hunts solo for the extra challenge. It sounds like you want more story, which I can agree with.
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>>378391726
I have an xbox one. I only got it for forza horizon 2&3 and some third party games. I mostly use my WiiU and Switch though. I also want to get a PS4 but They're not enough PS4 exclusives I want to justify buying one
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>>378394975

>You can do all those multiplayer hunts solo for the extra challenge
but there is no challenge. It's just glorified grinding. Again it's like Federation Force. You can technically play the game solo, but it's boring and not interesting. Without the ability to jerk off to online leaderboards, people wouldn't show interest in MH.
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>>378388130
>botw is literally a game that was delayed for a generation
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>>378395287
Then you're too good at the game if you don't find challenge in soloing G-rank monsters.
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>>378395946

G-rank monsters are a meme, propagated by the same marketing team that made Dark Souls out to be this insanely hard game (which it isn't.)
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>>378395724
What is The Last Guardian?
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>>378396028
OK, because you're the minority that find g-rank easy solo, what's your argument?
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>>378382295
I'm waiting for Sega to make one
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>>378396270

My argument is that, if the game was so hard, people wouldn't like it because your average filthy normie is designed to hate difficult games. They just want cinematic hallway simulators. Notice how games like Zelda and Uncharted always get high scores by the uneducated masses?
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>>378396431
Thank god MH hasn't fallen for normie appeal then.
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>>378396049
A game that sold less than a million despite being shilled to hell and back by sonybros and ecelebs for the past ten years?
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>>378382295
>not porting 4U
what the FUCK
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>>378396564

Then why is Nintendo marketing it so hard? Only normie games get marketing.
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>>378396897
Because it is a normie game for Japs and we all know that Jap normies are equivalent to hardcore Westerners
Which means hardcore Japs are NOT to be fucked with
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>>378397092

>Because it is a normie game for Japs and we all know that Jap normies are equivalent to hardcore Westerners
Yeah, the popularity of mobile phone games and shovelware like Animal Crossing and fire emblem would argue otherwise.
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>>378397460
Yeah but MH is even more popular than that casual garbage
Does AC and FE have attractions at Universal Studios Japan?
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>>378397698

>Yeah but MH is even more popular than that casual garbage
Which makes it even more casual. Popularity is directly proportionate to how "wider appeal" a game is.
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>>378397945
Popularity doesn't necessarily mean bad and obscurity doesn't necessarily mean good
It's a false paradigm between two polar opposites
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>>378394512
I know you're just shitposting but the game is arguably more challenging when you play in single player.

Anyway, I beat like 3 monster hunter games before I jumped online for the first time and had a blast every time. I never understood where this notion that MH is only fun in co-op came from.
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>>378393771
keep wii u
hack it
sell games
install Taiko WiiU because now you can play jp games
buy Switch if you want it
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>>378398350

>Popularity doesn't necessarily mean bad and obscurity doesn't necessarily mean good
In this industry it kinda does. We have too many virtue signaling game journalists for popularity to mean anything else.

>>378398421

>I know you're just shitposting but the game is arguably more challenging when you play in single player.
Which is like saying that World of Warcraft is more challenging when you play it by yourself.
>>
>Two Mario games
>both rehashes
Okay
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>>378396678
everyone already did everything in 4u
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