shit meme thread

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trolley meme

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>>378375327
>the expected value of lives lost is still smaller if you reroute over the single man

There's literally no downside

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Peanut butter origin meme

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>>378375634

>>378375214
>speedrunning
Isn't he a memelee player?

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>>378375327
>morality dilemma
>not just getting through life by ganbaru-ing your best and behaving consistently

>>378375970
DTAS DA JOKE

>>378375813
no

>>378375980
>behaving consistently
understanding the moral systems you value most help you behave consistently and non-hypocritically when dealing with novel situations

>>378375813
depends how the teleportation machine works

Will m2k ever win a big melee tournament? He's been a top player since forever but in the old days Ken and PC Chris were above him and nowadays Manga, Armada, and Hbox win everything.

>>378377404
>I'm a psychopath irl

The millionaires would live and make me rich.
I'd make a lampshade out of my waifu

>>378377404
save the waifu.

millionaires cant make her real if she dies.

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>>378377796

>>378377404
this is the only one ive seen thats actually a hard decision

>>378377404
No guarantee the millionaires will give me money so they die.

>>378377952
they are grateful AND generous.

>>378377952
No guarantee your waifu will date you afterwards either

>>378378010
They're grateful that the waifu is about to be saved.

>>378377404
Neither party are obligated to you in either way, let the trolley run over the millionaires and get a woodchopping and to kill your waifu.

>>378378130
and generously giving their lives for the waifu

>>378375327
>243/1024 vs 0.15
I'll gladly take that extra ~10 percentage point chance.
Captcha: sage poste

>>378377404
>grateful/generous millionaires
Spotted the capitalist

>>378377821
Only correct answer.
Besides my waifu is rich.

>>378377404
>save waifu
>loot millionaires

>>378378335
>Spotted the capitalist
spotted the commie