Nintendo is reportedly boosting production of Switch consoles.

>>378374331
i've never seen a switch in stores, not even on display

>>378374331
>second boost
damn
they already doubled their production to some 12m, now they want to make even more?

biggest success story ever

>>378374331
I had friends looking forward to buying a switch and now they all have ps4s since they couldn't buy one. Now I'm the only one stuck with a Switch. Good job Nintendo. Now they don't want one. At least I have monster hunter...

>>378374463
Don't lie, you know you don't go outside

>>378374331
1. No one fucking cares
2. Obvious advertising
3. Kill yourself shill

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How is this a good thing for me, the customer? I remember the dozens of "SONY WON" threads when the Ps4 sold countless millions, and I didn't get a single good game worth owning the system for. It continues to collect dust in the living room. And now the Switch is in the exact same situation. It'll sell 60 million units, if not more, but it won't have a single good game. No, I don't consider casual games, esports, or cinematic experiences to be good before you ask.

And now someone will call me a salty sony roach even though I just insulted the Ps4 in my post, because reading comprehension is hard

I still can't find it in local stores or non-scalp prices online. Good thing I guess, at this point it's more of an impulse buy until I see more games in it.

>more units are made
>it bombs HARDER
Enjoy your PiiU 2, nintendolards

>>378374331
>Still nothing to play on it

Cool vidya there OP.

>>378374331
The extra 2M units sre actually just a bulk order from Sony, so they can stick the Playstation logo on it and say they made it

>>378374951
i have faith nintendo will put effort into switch games (they already have with arms), since they really dont want a wii u 2.0

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>>378375610

you can only whip chinese child slaves so hard without killing them to get the latest cellphones out the door

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>>378375708

>i have faith nintendo will put effort into switch games (they already have with arms),
>Arms
>effort

I'm getting flashbacks to when sony hyped up The order 1886.

>>378374706
If you didn't know, you need to preorder it in north america to get one.

>>378377071
I have literally not heard any one who have played it say anything but good things.

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>>378377438

>it's hyped up by the fanboys, that means it must be good

Another red flag. Just as I expected.

>>378377438
>kiddies who grew up with the Wii love waggle games like Arms
Wow, really made me think

>>378374331
>Nintendies are prone to experiencing customer tantrums
Hmmm

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>>378377689
What did the shitposter mean by this?

>>378377939
>customer tantrums
>when you're in public and the Nintendo Switch still isn't in stock so you dead weight on to the store floor and flail around

>>378378042
>click stick to guard
into the trash

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>>378374765
>shill

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>>378378042

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>>378378042

The same thing was advertised in Splatoon, and even when using dual sticks, the game was disgustingly casual and it wasn't worth grinding through children online just to get to a rank that wasn't infested with underage

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IT WAS SUPPOSED TO FAIL
BUT IT'S NOT FAILING

*pinches myself*
WAKE ME UP FROM THIS NIGHTMARE!!!!

>>378375708
>replying to ACfag
just ignore any post that contains the words cinematic experience

>>378378252
This. KEKS will die in a week as will Shitoon """2""".

>>378375218
Looking forward to the Cucktch-tanic absolutely fucking tanking in sales.

>>378378314
It is failing nintendlard. It's barely outselling a 4 year old console.

>>378378148
I'd pay good fucking money to witness that. Nintailure autism must be something glorious.

>>378375708
>they already have with arms
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>they really dont want a wii u 2.0
Too late ;D

>>378378475
>everyone who hates Neokikeshitendo is a singular boogeyman that I am obsessed with

>>378378475

>everything I don't like is ACfag

Someone needs to grow up.

>>378378479
Kill yourself ACfag, you're fucking pathetic and your middle school tier shitposts are cringeworthy.

>>378375708
>ARMS
>Effort

The test punch exposed that game for the shallow shovelware it is.

>>378378592
>feeding him
you're not better

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>>378378580
>if i shitpost from my phone and PC at the same time I look like different people!
jesus christ fucking kill yourself

>>378378592

Mate, when the hell have you ever seen ACfag use terms like "Nintendland" or "cucktch"? his specialty isn't buzzwords, it's obscenely long posts with 2000+ letters.

>>378374331
I hope they're boosting the production of Puyo Puyo Tetris to match the Switch's. What else would people have to play that's so GLORIOUS like Puyo Puyo Tetris?

>>378374331
Waiting for the second revision

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CONSIDER THIS: Arms is fun! is fun still a measure of how good a game is or does it need a few more cutscenes

>>378378656
This. It's a fake fighting game that will be shitted upon by most actual gamers when it comes out. It's online scene will not last because a baby cartoon aesthetic like this cannot sell a game in the current era.

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>>378378848

>is fun still a measure of how good a game is or does it need a few more cutscenes
>he makes this quip while unironically defending cinematic experiences like Xenoblade and Bayonetta and Fire Emblem

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>>378378848
>fun
>nu-/v/
The only fun here is calling each other shill and segwaying into politics, newfag.

>>378378969
>unironically defending cinematic experiences like Xenoblade and Bayonetta and Fire Emblem
But none of those games are mentioned in his post.

Doug are you okay?

>>378378969
>Bayonetta
>Cinematic experience
It's been a while AC fag.

>>378378969
I don't play either of those weeb games. I play games that are fun pal, not grinding/walking simulators

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>>378374331
> “customer tantrums”
> my nentendies

>>378379065
>>378379126
>>378379153

He's defending the Switch Lineup, and Bayo 3 and Xenoblade 2 are on the way, so I add 2 and 2 together.

Seems awful weird that you'd ask me to buy a Switch when the lineup is filled with "grinding/walking simulators".

>>378378656
>exposed

You never played it

>>378379248
I never asked you to buy anything. If you like fun games, then the switch is worth a look into. Please stop shitposting about games you have literally never played

>>378377438
i played it and thought it was shit

from the catalog I thought it said bootlegging

>>378379248
>mario kart, arms, splatoon, odyssey, puyotetris, and mhxx
>cinematic walking simulators
What DID he mean by this??

>XD the Switch has no games
Remember the 3+ years of the PS4 being nothing but a Bloodborne machine?

>>378378848
I'd like a MKX style single player that's slice of life/rivalries stuff

>>378379349

Why are you the sole decider of what's "fun" and what isn't?

>>378379595

If you read my post above, you'd find that all those games have a variety of problems.

>Mario Kart
Nothing more than a casual port with no singleplayer potential, thus nothing more than an esport. Same with Arms and Splatoon. If multiplayer is your star player here, then it's not worth mentioning. I want the Call of Duty crowd to leave.

>Odyssey
Another casual game, as 3D world was proof of in terms of Mario platformers.

>Puyo Tetris
A game literally out on every platform in existence, the only difference being that this one has anime characters and waifus? Not a seller.

>MHXX
After the ten thousand blunders, I don't think I'll be trusting Capcom any time soon. Also, it's an esport with terrible singleplayer, and basically relies on multiplayer for life support, so it's garbage. Why people have such a hard on for these achievement hunting pseudo-MMOs, I'l never know.

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Nintendo wins yet again.

>>378379998
listen, this isn't a hard concept to grasp: I think arms and several other switch games are fun, and I am therefore recommending them to you. are you too autistic to understand? what's wrong with you?

>>378380176

You weren't recommending anything though. This was another sales circlejerk as the OP post demonstrated.

>THE. YEAR. OF. NIN-TEN-DOOOOOO

This is shitposting of the lowest quality.

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Why do people keep replying to AC fag?

>>378380347
are... are you being serious or what? it may be a bait thread but my post wasn't bait in the slightest. do you have problems?

Okay, but does this mean actual increased stock? Cause they "doubled production" a few days after launch, and still it seems like no one can find a switch in the civilized world. Maybe... They're keeping units on a drip feed... To bait out journalists to talk about the system.

Nah they'd never do that, right?

>get a job
>go less and less to /v/ each year
>come to see what's up
>ACfag is still sperging on nintendo threads

>>378380502

Oh, you may not think they were bait, but I'd like to disagree. Point to these statements and tell me which ones you used in your arguments.

>everyone likes it, that means it's good
>I say Arms has effort, so it's objectively good
>Arms is fun, and the only people who don't like it like cutscenes!

and my favorite

>you've obviously never played the test punch demo if you didn't like it!

I hear these excuses on end day in and day out. Do you know how many timestamps I've had to provide of my WiiU and Splatoon just to prove that I've owned AND played it? Yet for some reason that game is still immune to criticism on this board.

Who's ACfag? I've been here ten years, but try to stay away from console war shitshows.

>>378380747
yes or no: did you play the testpunch

>>378380873

>did you play it?
>why wouldn't I? Otherwise I wouldn't critique it so heavily
>no you didn't, otherwise you'd like it!
>why?
>because Arms is fun, and you're just a contrarian!
>whose metric is it fun by?
>everyone's
>so popularity equals quality?
>only when it's a Nintendo game. Everyone else pays for reviews, but never Nintendo!

There, I just saved us 30 minutes of back and forth replies.

>>378379998
Did you really just call Mario Kart fucking e-sports? Holy actual god damn shit.

You might just be the dumbest person on /v/.

>>378381123

Is its primary appeal online or local multiplayer? Yes or no? That's all the evidence you need that it's an esport.

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>ACfag and sex genie in the same thread
Holy fucking shit. I would advise that anyone who wants to retain even a shred of sanity, fucking get out of here, this thread is about to look like Hiroshima and Nagasaki combined.

>>378381028
well think what you want, friend. I don't see why you're being so hostile over video games though - are you a diagnosed autist by any chance?

>>378381261
>>378381123
Stop responding to ACfag

>>378379998
>3D world is a proof Odeyssey will be casual
>Monster Hunter is an esport
Holy shit, I've never seen someone this stupid.

>>378381261

I apologize if I seem hostile. But years of being called a "nintenbro" whenever i criticized the Ps4, or a "sony roach" whenever I criticized the WiiU has made me feel a little contempt for console warring threads such as OP's, and it's very hard to retain composure and treat everyone with respect despite shitflinging buzzwords being thrown left and righ.

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>>378380757
A recurrent anti-nintendo shitposter that has dedicated at least a decade of his life to console waring. You can tell it's him when he calls games like OOT or bayonetta cinematic experiences, posts his ranking of games of the year with his format, or just generally derails the threads by quoting multiple people and strawmaning them.

He may or may not also be thedude (pic related).

>>378381359
who?

>>378381424
>>378381565
oh kek

>>378378232
there are 5 control options, 4 don't require a pro controller and of those 4 only 1 uses motion controls

>>378381424
>thedude
Oh god, I hope it's not him. Why did you have to remind me?

Thanks for the quick rundown.

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funny how the thread abruptly died, huh?

>>378379126
No him but Platinum went waaaaaay overboard with cutscenes and QTEs in the first Bayo, that's just undeniable.

The winner of the ninth generation.

The PS5 and Xbox Two will never catch up.