She was better than Parappa

>>378372630
Remember enjoying that one level with the PS underground disc.

Yer a greedy girl aintcha?

>>378373006
I have very rarely heard a line like that outside of a porno

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>>378372630
Can't disagree with that.

>>378372630
Canon lesbian

Parappa:
>Wrecked his dad's car
>Baked a cake
>Took a shit
>Somehow got a concert for it

Lammy:
>Put out a fire
>Got puked on multiple times
>Put hundreds of babies to sleep
>Flew a plane
>Made a guitar from scratch
>Died
>Rocked her way out of hell
>All in 15 minutes

>>378374142
Why's that?

>>378372630
No. You just think that because she's a girl and you're overly horny because you don't get laid.

>>378374059
I can see where the Welsh are coming from

>>378372630
Is her game any better than Parappa's terrible one? There's no rhythm in that game, you can just mash with no penalty.

>>378374687
>Not wanting to shag the sheep

>>378372630
Better than Parappa 1, but it's a toss up between it and Parappa 2.

>>378374739
That's the disfigured leg/knee. You think too much.

>>378372630
Parappa's songs in this are better than any songs in his own games

>>378375590
If I remember, the awful modes of the final stages got progressively more depressing each game

>>378375447
>sheep
she's a lamb

>>378372630
Nope. Parappa is King.

>>378376480
Even Mad Maestro is a better rhythm game than Parappa

>>378376343
Aren't lambs sheeps?

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>>378372630

>chilling with lammy when your boy parapa shows up
>parapa dumps out his little kids backpack full of super purple dank holy gold kush Hawaiian 100 ez double nug guaranteed to floor you with a single toke
>just three rips later lammys apartment is thoroughly hotboxed
>lammy's on her period and cramped and has to shit SUPER bad but on top of her anxiety she's now extremely paranoid you guys would hear her so she tries to hold it
>parapas lyrics hit a new level of inspiration as he starts to recursively rhyme
>you begin to realize that you have no idea what you actually smoked
>parapas voice speeds up rapidly, losing cohesion
>lammy carelessly starts laughing at her manlet musican
>she accidently lets loose and shits herself hard, diarrhea running out her ankles and her skinny jeans forcing the backflow up her snatch
>you feel so bad for her that you empathize until you forget you aren't her and start tugging on your penis trying to get your tampon out
>39 years later you come to and try to ask parapa what the fuck he actually bought
>parapa is literally dead
>RIP in peace nigga
>lammy is trying to sneak into her bathroom, her wet socks squishing with every baby step as she tries to play it cool
>the bong bubbles
>parapas ghost is there
>he has to take 1 toke for every sin he ever committed to get high enough to reach heaven
>but with each rip time slows down for him, you can see in his red eyes he knows his Sisyphean task is eternal
>lammy is muttering to herself
>you use your ESPN to read her mind
>the angel that judged parapa told her she can be forgiven for accidently brushing katys thigh with the back of her hand during a show once but only if she says "no homo" 400 million times
>lammy has never had a gay thought in her life and is chanting very penitently
>suddenly chop chop master onion appears
>he shoves his stinky green scallion in your face
>Lick!
>Lick Suck!
>you throw up
>can't stop
>your body turns into a stone fountain of bile

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>>378376848
>>he has to take 1 toke for every sin he ever committed to get high enough to reach heaven
>>but with each rip time slows down for him, you can see in his red eyes he knows his Sisyphean task is eternal

>>378376848
Fuck off partydog

>>378376848
Stop

>>378376848
more scat

>>378377640

this got me too lol

>>378374059

>she will never nervously play your dick like a bass

>>378379779
>>378379779
Like a guitar, you pleb. Katy's the bass player

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>So you wanna grow BIG, kid?

>>378380841
best rapper

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the anime is good but where's lammy?