Revolver "Revolver Ocelot" Ocelot

>>378358058
because he's mentally ill

>>378358058
he is a genius

>>378358134
just like OP!

Because in every game he plays some type of double agent

>>378358058
hypnotic nano-parasites possessed by the spirit of Liquid

>>378358058
Secret agent for multiple governments. By the time Solid Snake enters the picture, he's in too deep. By the time he sees true Big Boss, he is pretty much crazy.

>>378358058
ONE MIND
DIVIDED INTO THREE
FOR EVERY PROBLEM
A PERSONALITY

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>>378358058

He was young and arrogant in 3
In V he grew older and tried to be serious because he has a huge hard-on for Big Boss and wanted his approval
After Big Boss "dies" he stops giving a fuck again and goes back to being snarky until death

>>378358058
He's too deep in the La Li Lu Le Lo

He betrays someone every other week, not even knows what kind of person he is anymore.

>>378358058
Well:
We have young, brash, arrogant Ocelot. (MGS3)
We have cool, confidant, adult Ocelot. (TPP)
We have the older, world-weary Ocelot. (MGS)
We have the "I have plans within plans within plans" Ocelot. (MGS2)
We have the "My brain is fucking fried from being a quintuple agent and hypnotising myself into believing Liquid's arm is taking my mind over" Ocelot. (MGS4)

So, it's just that he grew up and then went mad, basically.

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>>378358980

>>378358058
>Ocelot is so good at being a triple agent he tricked /v/.
you just can't make this shit up!

>>378358058
He's a fucking quadruple agent

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>>378358980
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>>378358980
>>378359174
>>378359289

>>378359174

>implying he wouldn't hypnotize himself to become the salt

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>>378358058

Do you think his evil arm has ever jacked him off without his consent?

>>378358058
His face change in every game too.

>>378358058
What WAS his endgame anyway?

>>378359746

I honestly can't even remember.

>>378359746
Honestly, I don't think even he knew by the end.

>>378358058
He is like Roger from American Dad

>>378360248
A sarcastic possibly gay alien?

>>378360353
Sounds like Ocelot to me

>>378358058

because Kojima is a fucking hack and his teenage fanbase will eat right up

>>378358058
Because he's a a fucking spy

Like wtf is wrong with you?

>>378358058
Because he's the biggest jew there ever is in MGSV
Faggot uses deception to manipulate everyone around him to get what he wants

He used Venom
He used Big Boss
He used Liquid
He used Solidus

>>378358058
Because he's not really Revolver Ocelot. He's Decoy Octopus

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>>378360784
>He used Venom
Everyone did

>>378361014
Huey didn't.

He was just a cool guy trying to save the world from nuclear destruction.

>>378361014
>He used Big Boss
But literally the only thing he wanted in the end was for his husbando Big Boss back

>>378361503
Get back on the boat

>>378361503
FUCK HUEY
THERE HAS NEVER BEEN, NOR WILL THERE EVER BE, SOMEONE AS ABOMINABLE, DISGUSTING, PATHETIC, WRETCHED, ASININE, HISTRIONIC, NARCISSISTIC, OR AWFUL AS THAT PIECE OF SHIT
I'M FUCKING GLAD HE KILLED HIMSELF BY DROWNING
I'M FUCKING GLAD THAT HIS KID KEKED HIM TO DEATH
I'M SO FUCKING GLAD THAT PIECE OF SHIT DIED
FUCK HIM
FUCK YOU
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>378361503
Huey was a massive asshole for getting on Venom's case when he killed his own men deeply infected by the virus. That alone is reason enough to send him to the boat.

>>378359403

>didn't highlight the spoiler

fuck whoever took this screencap

>>378362449
>Yes sir, he never saw the spoilered part. Yes, turns out no one realized it.