What are some red flags when making gamer friends?

Somebody self-identifying as a "gamer" is already enough of a red flag

Both "friend" and "gamer" are red flags

I lack the experience required to adequately answer this question.

If they mention any modern western game, they are intolerable normalfags that should be avoided

if they have tons of nice skins

if they only play mp and only in a party with people they know irl

if they play moba

>>378351273
surprisingly this

>>378351273
This. All someone has to tell me is they play Dota or LoL and I immediately lose all desire to speak to them.

>>378350896

nothing, in my country there are very few gamers so we cannot be picky about it. All the normies are into sports, weekend parties and getting laid, it's fucking disgusting.

"Gamer friends".
If you can't see the red flags, you are the red flag.

>>378351013
First post, best post, etc. If your hobby defines who you are, you are probably a shitty person.

>>378350896
>not razer brand socks

fucking casual

Having 1000+ hours in TF2 or some other shallow online FPS is pretty much a sign of mental illness.

>>378351259
Sorry you have shit taste, weeaboo.

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>>378351101
read in tuvoks voice

>>378352490
Mad cause bad.

>>378351259
You sound like someone to avoid, weeb

>>378352721
>>378352518
t. leddit

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-Plays games and never finish any
-Plays most flavor of the month games
-Uses guides
-Watches let's play

>>378350896
>hairy stubby legs
>pimple face
>manlet
>razer snapback
>razer jacket
>that "proud gamer" stance
>shaggy douchbag teen hair

Can you get anymore insufferable?

They play Smash Bros

>>378352705
Still not bad enough to stare into the same boring little maps for hundreds of hours.

>>378352965

>plays games to stare at the maps
>thinks everyone does the same

Is this autism or retardation?

>>378352873
add Brazilian

>>378350896
how is he supposed to reach his bags?

>>378351013
fpbp

>"so I'm a gamer..."
>dropped

>>378352873
>huge white board
>fuck ton of icons
>that PC tower

either this guy is deluded as fuck, or he is an actual MLG player doing multiple tounaments and razer being his sponsor

>>378350896
They like a game you like, but they like it a lot more than you do.

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>>378351013
>>378351078
>>378351259

>>378353267
yeah i can't tell if he's a trust fund kid, or getting paid to play call of duty :v

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>>378350896
>making friends

>>378350896
>doesn't know how to take care of his skin and eat properly
>overweight

Really big redflag.

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Would you guys befriend me? Owo

plays jrpg
uses the word waifu

>>378354306
Nope. Sorry. Get some real videogames.

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>>378350896
I wouldn't care if they played LoL or CoD or anything, to have a friend that has anything even REMOTELY close to what I dig would be a blessing.

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>>378350896
Anyone who posts on /v/ has a 90% chance of being underage, a pol faggot or just a retard.

>>378350896
>playing video games
Grow the fuck up, faggots. Don't you guys have girlfriends?

>>378350896
Making gamer friends.

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>favorite color is green or red

>>378353267
For what person does anyone need a whiteboard in their apartment?

>>378352873
>nuclear hazard sign on door

am i the only one fucking dying

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>>378351013
>someone says they're a gamer
>say "aren't you a little old to still be playing video games?"
>mfw i play 16 hours a day

>>378351013
Could be worse. They could self identify as a gaymer.

>>378354306
looks cool. Would have been better if not gay razer shit. Are you trying to cover shitty stains on chair or what?

>>378354306
yes, you are a bit burdened by low self esteem issues but nevertheless pretty fun

>>378354801
>>favorite color is green
Who are hipsters who think blue is too mainstream?

>>378354801
>person likes fallout

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>>378355156
fair

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>I primarily play on (console name) instead of using them for exclusives
>My favourite game is (game released in past 5 years)
>I can't wait for (Ubisoft game)
>Did you see that stream by (streamer)

Not to say I'll drop a friendship like that, but I'll know you have bad taste

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>>378352490
>having 1000 hours in a decade old game is a lot
oh, you

>>378350896
>calls himself a gamer
That's enough of a red flag for me, nobody who plays anything more than call of duty on xbox wouldn't call themselves a gamer.

they can't go 5 mintues without making a political comment

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>>378350896
>he doesn't have 1337 gaming sound foam
Quit reverberating sound off the walls like a NOOB

marth main

>>378354742
which one are you?

>>378354914
Nah, at least those people are nuanced and as a result have a higher chance at being interesting or at the least more entertaining

>>378355851
>inb4 he thinks he's the 10%

>>378354801
>favorite color is red
>it's an edgy meme color now because "muh gamer"

>>378355851
Im a retard

>>378355738

This about anyone

>>378355907
I got some sick LED accent lighting that coats the wall behind my TV and monitors in red light. It looks edgy as fuck but it's so much nicer on the eyes at night

>>378355808

>Dumb fox poster

>likes nintendo

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>playing video games and watching cartoons after the age of 20

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>>378356029
>fox

>>378350896
If they are PC gamers.
PC gamers are some self entitled cucks.

>>378354801
what if both those colors are your favorite

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>>378356121
don't worry, anon, you won't grow out of it either.
you'll be just like us
i hope you're prepared

>>378354863
Eh, some people use them for organizing projects or short term schedules. It's just nice having a designated "quick scribble" area.

>>378356224
santa?

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>>378356126

>snow kids

We can agree on the above, right?

>>378352965
>he's never played a game with deep enough mechanics and detailed enough maps to enjoy them for over a decade
what a fucking casual

>>378354801
who /purple/ here?

>>378355774
do these actually work? I want to become a twitch whore

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>>378350896
>gamer friends
>friends

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>>378356369
>slippery green man
thats a very good

>>378355682
>playing any online FPS for a decade

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>>378351013
when I was growing up no one called themselves gamers we just played video games

>>378356678
1000 hours is nothing spread out over 10 years. You could go years without playing it and still get to 1000.

>>378356480
Cheap ones don't make a huge difference (I just have the wall behind my desk padded up) but they are nice to look at. A lot of it depends on room layout and quality of your mic and stuff. If you have $30-$60 to blow, they're okay

twitch merchandise

yeah, there's people in Kappa shirts at my uni and they all have shit taste in games and are all-around cancer

>>378355907
>meme color
end it

>>378354801
if you favourite color isn't blue there's something wrong with you

>>378356910
Blu iz best colur

>>378356758
when people think 1000 hours is some impossible no-life amount they just seem like they play trash with annual releases to me

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>they take videogames seriously
>they get angry if they lose/die
>they care about esport faggotry
>they play one game exclusively
>they only own one platform
>they are under 25
>they post on cuckchan

>Having a favourite color
>Not a favourite combination of colours

Yellow and black just about beats blue and yellow

Red and black can fuck off

>>378350896

Just become friends first and then figure out if they play vidya. Their character comes first, not vidya.

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>>378350896
>talking to coworker during downtime
>somehow vidya gets brought up
>"Yeah I like Hearthstone."
>"Yeah I like 'League.'"
>mfw
>awkwardly say you don't play video game anymore and change the topic

>>378357112
Their taste in games says a lot about their character.

yo if you use a laser mouse you aint my friend man

>>378356217
>self entitled cucks.
That's an oxymoron if I've ever seen one.

>>378350896
Having more than 10 friends on Steam

>>378357176
>being so autistic you cant even have a conversation about your hobby because 'muh tastes'


Youre a nigger right? Or just some super beta white skinny guy?

>>378357289
shut up, youre the moron

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>>378350896
>Pimply dork with rich parents
Doesn't seem to bad, might have been a bit jelly as a kid
>Socks on carpet
Cast him in.

They use 4chan buzzwords in their regular vocabulary.

>>378357108
Red and black > black and yellow >>>> blue and black

Purple and Blue is the best combination though.

>>378357342
>hey anon, wanna play league
>please, anon
>just one game
>'cmon
been there, done that, got the t-shirt

>>378357481

>Red and black above anything

RED FLAG

How dark purple and blue we talkin

>>378357342
>unironic LoL faggot detected

They stream on twitch or start talking about their favorite streamers.

They start discussing how video games don't portray minorities well enough and start telling you why you should only biy used games.

Their hair is dyed an unnatural color or grey when they are still early 20s

>>378357458
>tfw no irl /v/ friend to shitpost with irl and discuss memes

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>>378350896

Active achievement-hunting. Those people are waaaaaaay down the rabbit hole, they might not technically exist on your plane of reality anymoar.

>>378357342
What am I going to talk to them about you faggot.

I've had people tell me they love kingdom hearts, I fucking hate it.

I'm not going to say I hate it, I just say I don't follow it and don't play it. You tell me where the conversations gonna go after that point. You either switch topics or both of you go "oh" and stand there. You can try to talk about another game but more often than not their other game they want to talk about is some gay shit too.

>>378355643
And if i say my fav game is Homm 3??

I've got a normalish looking mouse from them but I think it was just something my friend had lying around from some gift he got.

>>378357504
>super beta fag

makes sense.

Did you ever try
>hey you want to play 'insert game you dont enjoy here'
>Nah anon I dont enjoy those types of games Im more into 'games you liike go here'

>>378357596
nice projection there friend

>>378357684
He was baiting you, and you fell for the bait.

>>378350896

Someone who has way too many desktop shortcuts like your pic. Anything more than a dozen is fishy and if they have less than six they'really probably hiding something.

>>378356752
this

>know great people with absolutely shit taste
Can't really judge anyone by the games they play.
Though if you judge anyone that way that is a major red flag.
RL only of course.

>>378357227

But it could be out of ignorance or just not giving other titles a chance. Friends usually introduce each other to new music, books, etc. so that stuff is always changing.

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>>378350896

Big red flag for me is "war vets". Some are bros, but others were already retards before they joined the military and after getting out they still act like they are in it.

I was "friends" with one dude for a bit who said he was on permanent disability with an honorable discharge, but he was a complete sperg and would just play vidya 24/7 tyring to boss people around.

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I have only 3 red flags when making game friends online
>they try to RP with me
>they get extremely mad easily (one anon punched a hole in his wall when losing a match in OW, was weird)
>a /pol/tard
So only a small handful of people. Who am I kidding, that's a fucking ton here not a handful.

>>378357684
>I cant even entertain people for a 3 minute convo in the lunch room

theres no hope for you anon just kill yourself or contain yourself to /r9k/

>>378357374
oh anon. Making a legacy of kain reference this days.
Faith in humanity restored!!

>>378355643
>>I primarily play on (console name) instead of using them for exclusives
what

>>378357342
>Youre a nigger right? Or just some super beta white skinny guy?
Neither. I can have perfectly normal conversations about video games, those two games are just indicators of faggotry 99.9% of the time, so i'd rather not even chance it.

>>378357674
what if i play the game and then achievement hunt
gotta start the 50k gem grind in gravity rush soon

>anime girl avatar

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>>378358112
>he thinks he isnt beta
>co workers bring up kingdom hearts just to watch him go full autist and naruto run away with his arms out like a fucking plane

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>>378350896

Usually this, though not always.

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>>378358227
thats how you know the dude is some effeminate twink you can cyber with

>when he spends all day on 4chan

>skip cutscenes
>doesnt read quest texts even though it's his first time playing
>his tv is hanged high on a wall showing signs of sub-80 IQ
>creepy combination of prefering handhelds over home systems and reading mangas, bonus if he has a pedo stache
>his mom isn't fuckable
etc

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if they treat their steam profile like a myspace page

really if their bio is more than a sentence long they're probably 14

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>>378358257
>VAC ban
>anime avatar
>katakana name

>>378358302
FUCK

I meant to spoiler that

>>378350896
I've met this guy before at an expo ama

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>>378357581
Any combination of blue and purple is aesthetic as fuck

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>>378358232
>

>>378358450
Did you confront him about this picture?

>>378358450
was he wearing a razer shirt or any razer apparel

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>>378351013
>I'm too good for people who identify as "gamer"
>I browse /v/

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>>378358501
>Eben though Im a beta autist youre just projecting

No Im not you literally just explained how much of a beta cuckold you were

If they BM I won't talk to them. I don't have time for that shit.

>>378358735
Aw shucks, here I go replyin' again!

>>378358735
Not even him, but you've been projecting the entire thread.

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>>378358840
>>378358857
>trying to save face with a vpn

>>378358542
no, i saw the picture after I met him.
>>378358689
He was, wearing a razer shirt and hat. He was at the razer booth (even though he didn't work there) trying to shill razer products and chat up the booth babes

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>In-Game
>Dota 2
We have lost so many innocent souls to that game.

>>378351259
Weeb scum

>>378359057
why didn't you kill him?

>>378358690
We don't identify ourselves as gamers here, we just happen to play video games and shitpost about them.
You don't see people who watch movies call themselves moviers, or people who listen to music as musicers. The term "gamer" itself is retarded as fuck and only retards use it unironically.

>>378358957
>being this paranoid about people on a taiwanese ladyboy butt tattoo forum

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>>378359271
>implying I care about some beta autist

just having a laugh at your expense friend

>>378359109
he was just weird, he walked up to us like
"Hey! *chuckles* so have you guys got a razer mouse *chuckles* it's just... it's just so good *laughs* seriously it's just... I mean it's just so good *chuckles*"
We just said "ok" and left

>>378359494
I'm not even him you sperg

>>378350896
Anime avatar on Steam.

>>378350896
All that swag and he only runs a single monitor. pathetic/10

>>378359494
>implying I care about some beta autist
>spends entire thread caring about that exact thing while projecting his pathetic life experiences onto other people in an attempt to convince himself that he isn't a beta autist

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>>378359595
>lol you care about videoforum on a cambodian origami website
>Look while I constantly reply because an anonymous stranger called me a beta
>Im honestly not a beta though thats why Im so invested in defending myself to anonymous strangers on the internet

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>>378359595
>>378359817
>similarfaggotry

>>378358038
Better phrasing would probably be
>I play multiplats on console instead of the far superior platform that is pc

>>378360026
that's kind of stupid then, yea

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>>378350896
If they look like this

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>>378360518
>being this jealous of a child

>>378356303
It's called mspaint/notepad

For me it's by gauging the level of salt over the course of the game. Especially when they can flip from having a good time to just straight rage just because of a bad pick or because they aren't winning.
Bonus points if they are always online playing. nothing is more sad than a career gamer who invests thousands of hours and can't be competitive.

>mention I play games
>every assumes I play the newest pay-to-won online circlejerk
>exclusively play single-player games to avoid the plague of Russians, Brazilians, and underage
>everyone looks at me like some kind of alien
SP only games sell millions and millions of copies. Why do they think its so weird?

>>378360809
Blue and purple.

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>they ragequit in the middle of a match
told you not to play legion commander you nonce

>>378361120
>Things that never happen, because of games like Skyrim and Fallout 4.

>>378355864
Plus, you can fuck them

>>378351273
>only in a party with people they know irl
What's wrong with this?

>>378360518
Holy shit why would anyone buy their kid a custom built PC

>>378350896
Getting overly upset at videogames because they're losing

>>378361605
probably shit at making friends or they're that one guy who won't stop fucking complaining about the game while playing in a stack.

>>378361605
Because they could be carried by friends and not be any good alone.

>>378361000
It's not the same.

>>378361605

if you can't handle playing with randoms ever it might be because your uber toxic (not always but it's still a red flag)

>>378361605
they wont let me in their secret club

>>378351273
>if they only play mp and only in a party with people they know irl
Fuck normies dude ha ha

>>378354629
I'll bite. What do you dig anon

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>>378361605
>not having a party of irl friends with one funny guy you met in dota 2

>>378350896
whats the appeal of video game posters

>>378361120
because most new SP games are complete trash

>>378361804
That can be applied to playing with internet friends exclusively as well.

>>378361960
whats the appeal of any poster?

>>378350896
>unironically uses the words "toxic" and "gamer"
>believes HotS to be better than DotA or League
>thinks OoT or Skyrim is the greatest game ever made

>>378357823
>he doesnt use rainmeter to have a clean desktop

>>378361613
You buy the parts as a gift and build it together, as a bonding experience.

The bigger question is why the fuck does the kid get a build with dual 1080s. That build should have a 570 at best.

>>378350896
>plays League of Legends
>plays Overwatch
>thinks either of them take any skill whatsoever

>>378362152
>he uses his desktop instead of keyboard shortcut
Casual.

>>378362076
It can, I can give ya that. But it's a sign for me that they can't play on their own to get better. Teams can break if it's just a few star players with orbiters getting carried by them.

>>378351273

I'd add Hearthstone and any competive esport game. Competitive gamers are manipulative cancer.

>>378362427
>plays multiplayer games at all and takes them seriously

ftfy

>>378358690
I play games, I'm not a gamer
Someone who reads books isnt a booker

>>378362670
>is elitist about single player games due to social anxiety
added another one

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>>378361919
Pretty much everything from dungeon crawlers from the 80's to modern shooters. I really don't dislike many games, I know I know, I don't belong here.

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>>378356752
My girlfriend who doesn't play games refers to me as a gamer every once in a while and my answer is this every time. I'm not a gamer, I just play video games.

>>378362816

all this time I thought yer mum was making fish tackle

>>378363160
thats exactlly my point anon, the outsiders who have recently taken over the hobby need labels and to feel special whereas the original people don't give two shits about that stuff

>>378363160
>uses accurate noun to describe someone who plays games
>I DONT LIKE THAT WORD IM JUST SOMEONE WHO PLAYS GAMES NOT A GAMER
autism

>>378352868
its like you can see my soul!

>>378363331
Seriously though just get a tough guy job like I did. My original image related. And no one questions anything you do. I could wear a dildo on my head and most of my peers and the general public will not care if I'm in my cut.

See I can even refer to the shirts with my logos on it as my cut and it's not so bad. Cringy as fuck here but for normies it doesn't matter.

>>378352873
weak sock game, too.

>>378363570
Why did you randomly post a pic of what your job is in an unrelated thread about video games? Do you have mental problems?

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>>378363570
I have no idea what you are talking about

>>378363374
That isn't really accurate though because I could refer to myself as a Gamer because I enjoy any games. It's a shitty label that sounds childish. Like someone previously said it's like calling an avid book reader a "Booker" Or something along those lines.

Either way my opinion is I don't want to be called that or associate with the "Culture"

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>Hearthstone
Pretty much.
And we can add Magic the Gathering (card game), Games Workshop Warhammer and anything profitable that create or maintain brand addiction.
>too many red flags it can't be true it would be too much
Being a consumer is a red flag.

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>>378354801
>having a favorite color
>spelling it colour

what are unforgivable sins?

>>378363697
I thought it did apply because we were talking about how people that play games can be socially retarded. My bad.

>>378363782
It's just a word. If you're getting butthurt about it then you are part of the "culture" that you made up

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>>378351013

>>378352406

lol what? What else is suppose to define us other than what we are passionate about?

I don't think gaming counts as a hobby though

>>378363765
I was trying to sound like a cringelord.

My point was that I don't like "gaming culture" but I play a lot of video games. And a lot of the general public associate anyone that plays video games with that culture and behavior.

So get a job like a Firefighter Paramedic and people don't care what your hobbies are. They respect you. That's if you care about that shit to begin with though.

>>378350896
>sonnygger
>likes e-celebs
>browses /v/

>>378364330
why do we always have to hide from society?

Why does this thread read like a reddit comment section

>>378364434
Personally I hide because I don't want to associate with the "culture". Just start lifting weights though and no one will care. If you're attractive you can't do shit wrong.

>>378364608
If you're not a gay fucking retard nobody will care that you play video games

>>378363374
more like
>uses bastardized noun

>>378364730
Stop being an assshole and have a conversation like an adult.

>>378364731
Origin of gamer
First recorded in 1610-20;

>>378351013
simple as that
fpbp

>>378350896

if they cum in you

>>378364904
I don't think you are an adult if you're this insecure about people making fun of your hobby

>>378364904
>>378364608
>a full grown man is this ashamed of his hobby
Seriously? You should lift weights because you like looking good or the exercise, and you should get a job as a paramedic or firefighter because it's a good fit for you. If you do either of the former just to hide your powerlevel you're a huge faggot. Grow a backbone.

>>378358690
>/v/
>plays video games
Unlikely

>>378364021
being american

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>>378364957
>not wanting to be mating pressed

>>378365005
>>378365180
I've already admitted I'm insecure about it. Why the fuck would I be pushing my narrative if I wasn't? Holy shit.

They have no sense of shame and don't even bother to hide their powerlevel. This includes wearing gaming related clothing, constantly talks about video games (ESPECIALLY around or in groups of people who don't really play video games) and makes them a central part of his identity.

It's a girl who identifies as a gamer. Let's be honest with ourselves, no girl above 4/10 has good taste in vidya or plays them extensively like /v/ does.

Is a socially awkward faggot 90% of the time, usually isn't a problem if they're self-aware or self-deprecating about it but the ones that aren't are so annoying to be around.

>>378365523
this is a short-circuit waiting to happen and it deeply triggers me to look at these types of pictures.

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>he plays overwatch or any other moba
>he identifies himself as a "gamer"
>he buys gaming branded products
>he's a pkek or any other platform/brand loyalist
>he cares about grafix
>he plays fotm titles
Ew!

>>378366430
r u a girl??

>>378366173
Why would it short circuit randomly?

Do you even know what that means?

>>378354306
from all the things in your room i have only one question.
why do you have a shirt on the chair? is it a gamer thing? are you gay? do your anus bleed or has pus?

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>>378350896
>friends

>I tutor kids in math but I'm not a tutor
/v/ is undeniably fucking retarded.

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>>378356469
You fucking know it

>>378350896
>What are some red flags when making gamer friends?

Plays nothing but weebshit, or predominantly weebshit
Is an Atlus fanboy
Shuns retro gaming altogether
Is a far-right shithead
Has Chris-chan levels of autism
Way too into MOBAs, e-sports, streaming, online over-participation in general
PC / console wars bullshit

Those are probably the only dealbreakers for me. Suffice it to say, I don't know any IRL /v/irgins, and I doubt I'd care to.

>>378369550
What's wrong with atlus

>>378363010
How the fuck would it be hard to find friends who don't dislike most games?

>>378361463
Sure, if you don't mind video gaids.

>>378369712
>What's wrong with atlus
Nothing really, all the major vidya translations houses have caused these weeb autists massive rectal pain over translation issues at some point.

>>378354306
>No Neo Geo

Are you even trying?

>>378350896
They play Smash

They take it seriously