Post your video game wife in this thread.

dumb waifu poster

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>Touhou wifes

They're literally blank slates anon. Empty dolls devoid of anything personifiable.

What this means is you're projecting and most likely gay.

>>378310931
dumb norman

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>>378311090
Actually, Marisa has a pretty clearly defined personality in the games and other canon media. She's a fun loving, yet intellectual girl with a sharp tongue and a rapier wit.

It's pretty amazing that she manages to be such an appealing woman without falling into many of the cliches that surround female Japanese characters, especially those found in anime.

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>>378311328
It's a drawing, anon.

And a really bad one at that.

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>>378311553
It's a bad drawing that symbolically represents my waifu.

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>>378310895
I love Atris!

>>378311090
>not liking a cute blonde witch

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>>378311705
Your waifu is thousands of other boys' waifu. Some even dress up like her and fuck each other.

>>378311823
i too enjoy those videos

>>378311823
>not dressing up as touhous and fucking your best friends

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>>378311823

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I love Fuuka!

>>378310895
>>378311328
>>378311705
2hu is 2 good for /v/

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>>378312057
Are you insinuating sluts don't make the best waifus? Or that Miku isn't a slut?

>>378312303
It stops being a waifu when she spreads her leg for anyone.

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>>378312234
I wish it weren't so.

>>378312303
That's a rude thing to say, anon, that's someone's waifu.

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>>378312234
It's a shooting game from 20 years ago, probably older than most of its fans. It belongs on /vr/ and /e/, possibly /d/.

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>>378310895
Not even trying this time huh

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>>378311090

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>>378310895
BACK THE FUCK OFF? MARISA IS MINE!

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>>378312415
It has new games coming out even to this day, it wouldn't be allowed on /vr/, aside from maybe a PC98 2hu thread.

>>378312417
Trying what?

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>>378312702
But, anon, I am Marisa's.

Touhou is so fascinating to me. A video game with presumably nothing more too it than a generic shmup has garnered this large of a fanbase simply from cute girls. It just baffles me.

>>378312879
It's the porn. Literally just porn.

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>>378312702
>>378312736
This is worse than I first thought.

>>378310895
>more dongs in her than a chinese phone book
Get better taste anon.

>>378312875
GENSOKYO?
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>>378312879
Cute 2d girls are the true miracle of our universe.

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>>378312879
Secondaries, mostly.

That said, the series does actually have some pretty interesting lore if you dig for it. The setting itself is incredibly interesting, and the characters themselves are decently written.

>>378313015
Marisa is a pure and wonderful girl, and I will not hear you besmirch her name any further.

>>378313105
It's Japanese folklore with bad anime art. ZUN is a hack anon, let go.

>>378312879
>simply from cute girls
An army of cute girls. There's more characters added with every game and theres been shitloads.

And like >>378312953 said there is just an amazing amount of porn because people who can't draw original characters to save them can borrow a design and just use it as "generic slut" for their porn mag and people will still buy it because they like the character art.

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marisa is the ˢᵉᶜᵒᶰᵈ cutest touhou!

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>>378313193
It's a little more than that, but yeah I would say that taking heavy inspiration from Japanese folklore is one of the series' greater strengths.

>>378313269
It's perfectly fine to have an opinion, no matter how incorrect it may be.

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Marisa has been caught!

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I love Reisen!

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>>378313368
>It's perfectly fine to have an opinion, no matter how incorrect it may be.
You are right, i'm fairly sure she's in third place, right behind reimu!

>>378313474
Tewi best rabbit.

>>378310895

thanks for reminding me I need to add this garbage to the filter.

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>>378313513
>tfw what happens in the next chapter of FS will determine if Reimu gets to stay in my top 5 2hus.
The question isn't if she's going to come out of this looking like a hypocrite, but how much of a hypocrite she ends up looking like.
It'll be weird not having her in my top 5, though, she's been a solid top 3 for me for the last 3 or so years.

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>Marisafags

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Best Valkyrie!

>>378313791
Yuuka more like Yucka!

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>>378310895

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>>378313820
Fuck you, Yuuka is better then your waifu

>>378313989
Yucka isn't even relevant

>>378313989
She pleases old men for money, not because she needs it, but because that's just her natural role in the world.

BTW Marisa sux

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>>378314089
>>378314104
FUCK YOU!!!

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>>378314089
>>378314104
Don't be rude to Yuuka, she has a hard life as is.

>>378314198
This post gives me déjà vu.

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>>378310895

>>378314256
Marisa gives me a stomachache

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>>378314198
The only thing that sucks here is your waifu on my dick.

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>>378314334
You must have some very easily irritated bowels, then.

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>>378314415
Marisa's been sucking my dick all year long and she only does it because she's a fucking shameless slut

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I'm going to marry Freya!

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>>378314529
Why do people do this?
Lie on the internet.

>>378314506
But will you challenge her fate?

>>378314712
Why do people post shitty sluts on the internet?

>>378314858
She's not a slut, she's just "pirating husbands" until she finds one she wants.

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>>378314858
I don't know why they would do that, or why you would ask me.

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>>378314953
The only thing marisa steals are dicks up her ass

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>>378315013
Why are you so angry, anon?
Were your parents killed by witches?
Did a party magician scare you as a child?
Did your uncle wear a black dress and an apron when he molested you?

>>378315126
Marisa will always be second rate

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>>378315221
She may be the second best youkai hunter in Gensokyo, but she'll always be first in my heart!

>>378315302
Nobody cares

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>>378315013
>The only thing marisa steals are dicks up her ass
How the fuck does that work?
How does someone steals dicks?

>>378315354
Anal Dentata.

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>>378315321
I care.

>>378315407
That just sounds like a medical issue, at that point.

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>touhou
>asians with blonde hair

>>378315468
>It's not theft, having a cock lodged in my ass is a pre-existing condition

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>>378315534
Most of the blondes are youkai, gods, or whatever else, so that's not really all that strange.
Marisa is kind of an exception, but her hair was originally red so what can you do?
I always liked to believe that Marisa dies her hair blonde.

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>>378315793
I mean dyes, obviously.

i luv yu
sadly the romance isnt very well worked, just some line there an here

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>>378315980
forgot de pic

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Ok

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>>378315793
>but her hair was originally red
wut

How do I get into Touhou? It's one of those things I've avoided for a loooong time but I figure it's time to give in

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>>378316179
Are you new?

>>378316358
What do you mean, anon? That looks pretty strawberry blonde to me.

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>>378316309
Fap to porn.

Start with Touhou 6, vpatch it, and try it beat with continues without ever increasing your lives. After you do that, aim for a 1cc, meaning beating it without continues.

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>>378316309
Touhou 6, Embodiment of Scarlet Devil, is a pretty good entry point. It's a soft reboot of the series, so you won't really feel all that lost in terms of plot as long as you read the prologue, and the gameplay is pretty straight forward, no gimmicks like the other games.

After that, just play in order I suppose, going back to 1-5 (keep in mind that they need emulators) if you feel like it.

>>378316358
is it an actual story reason or is it just redesign

>>378316309
Read the porn and you're good. If you want to get in deep listen to some remixes of the songs. People don't play the games, they only exist to propagate the memes.

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wifu

reimu suxxx

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>>378316038
Move out of the way skanky ass bitch.

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>>378316505
She appears with blonde hair in the very next game with no mention of how or why, so yeah it's just a redesign.
She also wore purple robes in her first 4 games, she didn't get her iconic look until the Windows era. Or Seihou if you don't include her apron.

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>>378316558

>>378316626
what a cuck
his waifu is a prostitute
hue
are you canadian?
i prefer my hot(literally), cute, CUTEEEEEEEEEE, tiefling, someday i will play a planetscape setting in d&d just to romance her, or at least play as her

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This thread is bad and you should be ashamed.

Dumb 2hu posters

>>378316527
Sounds like a plan my man

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>>378312057
That's not OOP. Fucking waifufags, I swear.

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>>378316898
>Forgetting that waifuism dates back to the Greeks, if not even earlier.

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>>378316808
>scottish accent
>cute
m8 lets be real here

>>378316915
Is she a magician?
She looks magic.

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She's not my vidya wife, she's my wife wife

>>378316808
scothishs are cute, CUTEEEEEEEE
specially if their father is a demon.

>>378317631
She'll never be in a real Mario game again.

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>>378310895
I'm in love with Kanny!