Super Mario Bros

Bantz me in Super Mario 2 Japan instead.

>bait thread for starters
>actually linking copyrighted content


Holy fucking shit get a load of the ball bearings on this goy.

>>378309914
>but I bet hardly any of you have even played the game that raised the bar and changed everything

What do you mean, OP? I love Contra.

>>378310781
Spotted the newfag idiot.

>>378309914
I beat this when I was 6 years old, get it together, cocksnot.

>>378309914
that, and doom were basically my first vidya :3

>>378309914
I bet you faggot didn't even play the super-fast PAL version.

>>378311071
Haha so funny ebin CTR CTR SHAREBLUE JIDF LEL KEK AESTHETICS DON WILL DEAL WITH JEW

Haha

the games not that good

>>378312536
Thank you for admitting you're 12 years old, kid.

I beat the reskinned Gianna Sisters and that's way harder

>>378310669

I beat that one by the time I was 7

>>378309914
I play through Mario 1, 2, 3, world, and 64 at least once a year tbqh.

>>378309914
I fucking beat Super Mario Bros on a Pocket PC

>>378315435
No you didn't. You haven't played the game.

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>>378309914
>beat it plenty of times
>should be able to remember the warp points
>complete the game in 15 mins
born in 85 fag here

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>>378316301
>beat it plenty of times
>remember the warp points
>complete the game in 15 mins
born in 97

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Just beat the first level. Is that good enough?

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>>378309914
But anon, I beat it 28 years ago.

If you can't beat it WITHOUT warps you are a pleb

>>378316646
It's crazy that this has to be said. Should be obvious that cheating and skipping levels isn't the right way to beat what's practically an arcade game.

>>378316584
>skipped the fire flower

triggered

>>378316584
>this webm again

>guaranteedreplies.png

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>>378316584
>Modern gamers in a nutshell

I fucking hate you so much, YOU CAN HOLD B TO RUN YOU KNOW , THERE IS A STAR THAT MAKES YOU INVINCIBLE TOO THAT MAKES IT HELPFUL

>>378309914
I already beat it without knowing I could run
I'm good

>beat it
>Play deluxe on gbc and beat it there too
>Play all Stars on snes
>Beat it there too
>never beat ng+ because I got bored and never used the warp pipes and only later realized how retarded I was

>>378316584

What went so wrong bros? Why are modern gamers so braindead?

>>378311215
Kill yourself

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>>378316584
>skipped flower
>skipped hidden 1up
>skipped underground warp
this triggers me