>Get put in a lobby full of middle school kids trying to act

>>378296076
Is this worth getting now I would I be better off waiting for the next patch?

>>378296559
wait for it to go on sale its not worth full price

>>378296076
t. Highschooler

>>378296076
At least you can play. On PS4 the servers or database or toaster is fucked. I got to play like once before it utterly shat itself, and had a good bit of fun. Can't do fuck all for days now. Fuck.

>>378297216
Make a second account and play on that for now.
This has only occurred on accounts that are playing when the servers go down

>>378297365
So being an early adopter means I get shit on? Great. Sure it's my own fault, but what could be so fucked that accounts are what's the problem?

>>378296076
Who here only plays this game to put on funny personas on mic?

My favorite is playing as the generic stoner, on a never ending search for some weed.

>Look, Jason, my man, I'm just looking for my weed dude, I needa find my weed, man.
>I don't want these fucken' keys man, I jus' want my dank cush.
>"Who here has some fucken' weed my dudes?" (How I introduce myself when I get a radio)
>Hey! Dude! You got some marijuana on you? I'll trade you *whatever I got on my councilor*
>Whippit's are, like, bad for you man. (when I see another survivor using a med spray)

I also like to do the overly flamboyant gayboi

>"OHHH, DADDY JASON!"
>"I'M NOT HIDING IN THE CLOSET DADDY!"
>*Moans as loud as I can when Jason hits me*
>"YES DADDY CHOKE ME HARDER!" (When Jason grabs me)

Shits pure laughs.

>>378298391
Would you mind fucking off somewhere else, possibly to kys?

>>378298854
>stop having fun while playing videogames.

no.

I also still help the team and everything, it just do it with pizzazz.

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>be of last two remaining
>other is a gamurr girl
>Jason's chasing her and I can hear her pleading with him over the walkie
>she tells me where I am in exchange for letting her go
>he does and he instawarps on me
>I axe his face and manage to escape
>he warps back to her location
>she starts the car up and drives away
>I manage to intercept her and I nearly have to throw myself in front of the car to stop her
>Jason shows up and smashes the car
>we both escape
>Jason chases her again, and once again she tells him where I am
>that's it, I'm going to try to kill this bitch before Jason kills me
>all three of us converge on the car
>Jason kills me and lets her drive away
>I start raging on mic and the rest of the guys just laugh at me

My hate for women grows stronger every day.

>>378298391
>I'm 10 years old

>>378298854
>>378299742
>Le cringe, streamer and streamfriends amirite lol

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>>378298391

I corner people and bargain their lives for Steam trading cards

Please fix the database shit tomorrow so I can fucking play on PS4. I know you can make an alt account but I'd rather not bother if my progress isn't going to be saved.

>>378296559
Might as well get it now because it's going to be dead once the youtube baiting dies in a month

>>378300250
Shouldn't he wait until the database shit is straightened out?

>>378298391

I always laugh my ass off when Jason players try to be comedians because it's always some underage kid with a cracking voice

>dumbass Vanessa thinks they can run over Jason
>She gets yanked out and killed
>Me riding shotgun, jump out and run over a hill to a tent
>Jason sees me because I decided to play as fucking cowardly Chad
Well at least I helped him get the Sleeping Bag Trophy