This is Samus Aran's basic outfit

Fluffy hair is the best

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>>378289318
absolutely!

There hasnt been a thread about the Metroid video games on /v/ since 2009.

How does that make you feel?

>>378288090
I'm going to impregnate Samus.

>>378289763
No you are not. She's not real.

>>378289884
I won't let that stop me, anon.

>>378289583
>samus has a mole

fuck off molefags
moles arent attractive

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>>378288090

>>378288090
high cut from the 80s/90s needs to come back.

>>378290769
yes yes

>>378289679
You haven't been here since 2009

>>378290296

I can never tell if the artist is trying to be serious or not with these failures to understand anatomy.

>>378290296
CHOZO SPACE MAGIC

>>378289583
I want to punch this artist in the face

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>>378289583
>these Chucky faces

>>378291382
That artist is making a joke showing how her body would have to be shaped for her outfit to look the way it does.

Either it would have to be B with the massive monkey arms, or it would have to be C with her arms folded over her chest.

>>378291382
She does have alien bird people DNA in her, and they have similarly long arms.

>>378290769

fucking this.

of all the shit from the 80's that needs to make a comeback, it's fucking this.

>>378292653

If their A was accurate, yeah.

>>378292907
But it is accurate.
There's not a single game where Samus was shown out of the Suit with a body that could actually fit in the Suit.

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>>378292907
Except it fucking is

Welp high cut thongs are my one weakness

>>378289583

jesus that loooks terrible

>>378293659
Other M please go

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>>378293664
>>378292804

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>>378293802
>gets proven wrong
>BUHBUHBUH-OTHA M!!!111ONEONEONE

Kill yourself you stupid cunt.

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I want to read fapfictions involving bikini Samus

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>>378294769

It is only really a problem in that and probably smash bros.

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>>378294913
1000 hours in ms paint.

You sure fucking showed me mate. Man I was wrong.

>>378295985

And then we end up right back to not knowing it it is supposed to be a joke or not.

>>378296086
>>378292653

You're profoundly retarded.

>>378295985
she can morph into a fucking ball sooo...

>>378296270
And...?

The joke is about how fail of anatomy this design is. If anything you're making a stronger point as to how retarded this suit design is.

>>378296385
the point I'm making is that anatomy doesn't mater because if she can morph into a literal ball she can morph to fit in the suit even if it wouldn't normally fit the human form inside it.

>>378296728
>>378291382

Go argue with yourself then you stupid cunt.

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>>378296816
you have issues

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>>378296816

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Bailey password samus is still the best

Shame it never gets any recognition

>>378288090
Sexism.

>>378296896
>>378296917

Then whoever is >>378296270 can go argue with >>378291382 and stop talking to me.

The outcome doesn't change, everything has been answered.

>>378297092
wtf i love sexism now

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>>378296896
>>378296917

>>378297029
This man knows what's up

Bare legs get me rock hard

>>378298957
Rockman?

>>378290296
Damn, Chloe Moretz looks like that?

>>378289583
i hate this

>>378295985
>>378293659
>>378290296
>These images

How does this explain her Ball Form?

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>>378290296
Those proportions are fucked

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>>378289583
>mole
>gigantic teeth
>chucky faces
what the fuck

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>:3 face
Fuck off with that garbage.

This is Samus Aran's basic outfit.

>>378297029
thanks for posting this, doc

EPIC

It makes my weewee hard hehe

>>378297029
>Bailey password samus is still the best
It's just Suitless Samus with the Varia upgrade. That's literally all it is. "Justin Bailey" was a fluke of the password system that starts you in Norfair with more than max missiles and an absurd amount of time on the game clock.

>>378296728
multiple games have shown that she doesn't morph to fit the suit.
and she's being transformed into an energy state with the morphball, something that doesn't happen with the just the suit.

the suit's design is just dumb, a normal human can't fit in it, and magic bird dna or no, samus is still physically a normal human

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>>378301719
It's an easily remembered and famous password, it's now associated with that particular look.
I mean look at this image I picked up from some other thread months ago

>>378302063
>It's an easily remembered and famous password
That doesn't mean calling it Justin Bailey is correct.

Suitless Samus is an additional reward for speedrunning the original game. Entering 000000 000020 000000 000020 as a password is much easier way to get Suitless Samus since you only have to change two digits. Not only that, it will actually let you properly speedrun the game instead of being locked into the worst ending by entering JUSTIN BAILEY ------ ------

ENGAGE RIDLEY MOTHER FUCKER is a much more amusing password, despite how pointless it is.

>>378302546
Believe me, I know it's not correct, but that's how it's associated now.
Kinda like "the" zero suit. Which is just a title for Samus in Smash when not wearing the Power Suit, but everyone calls that boring flightsuit by that name anyway.

>>378290135
>he can't see the beauty in imperfections

I tip my fedora to you, good sir

> "Zero" Suit Samus
> "Null" Suit Samus
> "No" Suit Samus
> "Suitless" Samus
Hmm.

>>378303170
This man gets it.

>>378302114
not a bikini

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>>378297029
>people still pretending she ever had green hair
>even though that was only because of the babbymode cheat code, and getting the bikini ending legit and starting the second quest showed she was brunette

>>378303170
NAKED SAMUS

WE GET IT ANON

YOU WANT TO MASTURBATE

GO DO IT

>>378305303
Woah, Naked Samus?
I mean, maybe? I'm not sure, sounds dangerous. Maybe if she was flatter, like A or B cup, then it could work.
It's the naming convention behind Zero Suit Samus, but you knew that already.

>>378288090
Shes pretty basic alright