Rip Yandere Simulator

>>378284897
teehee

>>378284897
>Additionally,Zombies
What

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>handgun
>school sim

Only in America.

>>378284897
>shitty meme tier android recreation
let us know when something gets developed with pc from the ground up

>>378284897
mobile gaming was a mistake

>handgun
fucking lol this isn't sandy hook. like a japanese schoolgirl would have a gun

>>378284897
So did someone just copy yandere simulator and name it something else?
That would be quite poetic.

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>>378285449
lol Eva used Unity store assets and never finishes what he starts, I'm shocked it took someone this long to rip him off and actually complete their shitty meme game ripoff (a meme of a meme).

>>378284897
this isn't even the first one on android that "ripped him off". (tfw I let him know, his response was "WTF, ill sue", its still up :^) ) implying you can rip off the yandere archetype with a premade asset and call it your own invention, noodle with that one if you will.

>>378284897
>Additionally zombies
fucking sold

Doesn't Eva have Yandare simulators copyrighted? He's gonna make bank from this

>>378286292
The guy is paralyzed by e-mails in his inbox. He doesn't have the mental fortitude to hire a lawyer let alone sue someone.

Holy fuck it's been years since I saw that name. Is he still the most massive faggot there is?

>>378286292
You can't copyright game concepts, you can patent game mechanics though.

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>>378284897
Fucking lol

>>378286398
More so.

>>378286395
>yandere sim will never be finished because of email, twitch, and YouTube autism
Right timeline

>>378286398
He's a rich faggot now.

This is what happens when you use shitty cheap models that anybody can buy the license to.

>>378286292
That whiny little bitch wont do anything anon.

>1 million downloads
1
FUCKING
MILLION DOWNLOADS?

That can't be fucking real. I REFUSE to believe that 1 million fucking people downloaded that game.

>>378286537
>>378286609
Figures. Money doesn't change people, it just makes all their faggotry worse.

>>378286395
If you don't realize that all devs who use patreon have no incentive to ever finish their games because their income depends on perpetual development, I don't know what to tell you.

>>378284897
1M downloads? What the fuck? How? Are there that many mouthbreating retards in the world? Did he pay for them and they are fake downloads?

>>378286815
>Are there that many mouthbreating retards in the world?
Did you actually believe that there is less than 1 million mouth-breathing retards in this world? That is a tiny fraction of the true amount.

>>378286815
It's probably free but throws ads in your face every 30 seconds so people download it, fuck around for 5 minutes and delete

>>378284897
>(B)Crouch
>(X)Kick
>(Y)Message
>(R)Fly
>(L)Info
Wait, fly? What?

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>>378284897
>additionally, zombies
>no dinosaurs
Fucking hell, does anyine even CARE about their games at this point?

>>378284897
Yan Sim was dead long ago

>>378286738
>>378286815
It's free and has anime schoolgirls.

Not hard to achieve.

>>378287125
>Not hard to achieve.
Then why the fuck aren't you doing it? Why the fuck am I not doing it?

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Yfw it's not even copyright infringement because Eva used stock assets to make his game too

Get jewed you jew

>>378287265
I make paid games, dunno about you.

A million downloads doesn't translate to a million dollars, by the way. Whatever money that guy is making probably isn't that impressive.

>>378286426
No, no, it's the reverse. You can copyright concepts and presentations, but you can't copyright mechanics.

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>>378287509
No. You are wrong.

>>378287509
Considering Candy Crush has a patent on Candy, I refuse to believe that. If anything nobody has tried.

>>378287093
where's the battlefield commercial screencap

>>378287538
No, I am right.

>>378287562
Usually copyrights like that are illegal. The system isn't perfect. Example: That guy that got a copyright on the word "Edge" and bullied small game-devs into giving him money or shutting down for 10 years until he tried to bully EA, who then promptly got the courts to forcefully remove his copyright on the grounds that it was highly illegal to begin with.

Did Eva chimp out about it? Nothing enrages g-d's chosen people like intellectual property theft.

>>378287759
>trying to bully the biggest bullies around

What a fool.

f

>>378287759
wtf i love ea now

>>378287093

With all the preserved specimens complete with feathers they're finding nowadays, noone wants dinosaurs anymore. They're literal faggot tier.

Zombies at least still kill people. Dinosaurs just strut around looking flaming and fabulous.

>>378287759
Small game devs really gave him money instead of telling him to fuck off and to go ahead and sue them?

>>378284897
Based Chinks.

>>378284997
>didn't experience zombie outbreak in highschool
booooooring anon

>>378285002
>shitty meme tier android recreation
well its not as if the bar was set very high tbqh

eva said he got some assets off some unity store since he cannot make them (or anything else).
I don't remember if the character model was one, but if it was then that just means whatever chink also got the same one from the unity store.
I know you'll all ignore this.

>>378288076
You'd be shocked how easy it is to just break people with bogus legal threats. Just showing up in court with a lawyer can cost you thousands of dollars in time and cost to the lawyer.

There are actually a few scams out there where someone sends you a subpoena through the mail saying that you're going to get your ass sued for a life-ruining amount of money, but they'll offer you the chance to settle out of court for only a slightly-crippling amount of money.

When faced with that option, a smaller, less powerful company might just cave in to the easier option.

>>378288397
the one who ignored the thread was you lmao retard

>Use generic assets
>"How could this happen"

To be honest, there is no competition between Eva's game and some phone shovelware. If someone churned out a competent version without all the fluff Eva keeps shoving in, however, that might lose him some popularity and Patreon supporters.

>>378287458
At an estimated 10c made a download that's $100k profits from no cost but his in time.
That's a fucking lot and a great way to make a living paying yourself.

>>378290890
>If someone churned out a competent version without all the fluff Eva keeps shoving in, however, that might lose him some popularity and Patreon supporters.

More than one person is working on it. Why do you think he went to tinybuild despite asking his fans if he should and not getting the answer he wanted.

>>378286395
can evaxephon be dos'd irl by spamming him with emails

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>>378290924
>At an estimated 10c made a download

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>>378284897
why not play the original yandere simulator?

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>>378291004
He's still the auteur (god, am I stretching the definition) of this game. He still controls what is being made and what is getting in or not. For all intents and purposes, it is his game, and he is responsible for all the unnecessary shit that gets the priorities over having playable levels.

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So has anyone actually told him about this yet
I wanna see his reaction

>>378285553
Please tell me that's photoshopped to look like him.

>>378287759
Was this recent?
I only learned about NFS edge a few days ago.

>>378290890
Russian Yandev already has his game on Steam Greenlight, so he's obviously trying to 1-up Eva. Hope he accomplishes this desu.

>>378291783
This, I want to see him squirm

>>378287335
He's also ALLEGEDLY remaking the assets anyway.

Allegedly. I really don't care about him or his shitty meme game.

>>378287759
>Usually copyrights like that are illegal.

Except they're not.

>>378291048
There are ads included, so there's at least something coming out of those 1mil downloads.

>>378292904
It's not 10c per download. That's extremely generous.

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Who's better, EvaXephon or Spencer?

>>378294037
God this is hilarious
>I THOUGHT OF IT BEFORE I JUST DIDN'T MENTION IT I PROMISE

>>378294037
Is this autism?

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>mfw seeing what Eva actually wants the main character to look like
I never saved it but it was super edgy and not subtle in the slightest

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>>378294834
Pshh... Shikata ga nai... kid.

>>378285002
There's that 1 hour programming challenge by a guy who can actually code.

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>>378284897
>HANDGUN

>>378295018
Gay as fuck

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>>378295018
>Shikata ga nai

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>>378284897
>1 million downloads

>>378285002
Are you one of those people who actually thinks writing everything from scratch = better product?

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>>378284897
Why there is so much hustle about some generic as fuck weebshit? I'm pretty sure actual japanese people already made 100 of those while this clown can't even finish one.

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>>378295573
>complains about weebshit
>posts a weebshit image

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>>378295573
>he doesn't know about Eva's history

>>378295603
Nice one.

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>>378294037
I wonder what Shigenori Soejima would think of Spencer and this clown.

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>>378284897
>contain aids
really makes you think

>>378295631
Wish I didn't.

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>>378295018
I wish I saved more of /v/'s edits.

>>378284897
>mfw people don't know about cellphone farms that give apps gorillions of downloads and fake ratings
>literally walls upon rows of phones plugged in with a few people running up and down them tapping a few times before moving on to the next one
>full time

>>378288076
Copyright trolling is much harder to deal with then you realize. Essentially its all up to the judge and how fast will he deny an obvious copyright troll, because you must attend the court in the state the lawsuit is coming from.
Even for big companies like Microsoft its often far easier to just pay a couple of thousands and sign a non-disclosure deal than waste millions on court for the fucker to just file for bankruptcy right after and starting the whole shit all over again. It's all pretty fucked up.

>>378287759
>Trying to go after EA
Idiot never stood a chance. I wouldn't put it past EA to actively go against the guy on other claims just to make sure he crawls into a hole and never comes back up.

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>>378297757
What is this? Where can I find info on this?

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>>378284897

>>378284897
isnt this like 3 months old?

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>>378299975

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>>378284998
>sam hyde simulator 2017

>>378286784
You are retarded if you think that Patreon money is anything significant.

When a game in development averages 1 mil views on its weekly updated official channel, its already the top 1% of indies in terms of awareness and marketing. You're gonna get a game with at least 200k sales. Even at 10 dollars a piece, that's 2 million dollars in revenue.

The developer has every fucking incentive in the world to work as hard as possible, because the patreon is chump change.

Just look at games like the Forest, Rimworld, Stardew valley and stuff, because they are developed by one man teams, they get all the multimillion dollar revenues, and thus have unbelievable motivations to keep working on the game.

>>378284998
Well, you know, besides the fact it is a Japanese girl in a Japanese school uniform in Japan.

>>378286738
chinese clickfarms

>downloads
>1 million
what is that website?

God fucking damn it I finally need to make a game and put it on patreon. I even work as a programmer so I have no excuse.

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>>378285002

>spend 4 years making game
>nothing new to show ever
>game is never done

>spend a week making a clone
>finish and release it

Really makes you thonk who is the better dev

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>>378294037
The reasoning in nearly all of these points is awful. Just awful.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QRDbJ8Imwg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0DNSK6HPRY
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.Meromsoft.SchoolGirlsSimulator&hl=en

this is slaughtering grounds tier, still probably better than eva's game

another game
>Schoolgirl Supervisor
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=schoolgirl.supervisor.saori.sato&hl=en
https://youtu.be/j6p6mKBr4Rk?t=210
>3:30
wtf

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>>378303420

>by the time Eva's game releases, people will think it's a clone of the current clones that released earlier
>or, no one's just gonna care about any of it at all because it was a shitty youtube-bait fad in the first place
glorious

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>>378303420
It's so fucking ridiculous I can't even find it disturbing.
I'm just cracking up at the thought that people actually enjoy this shit.

>>378288061
>tfw you lived long enough to see dinosaurs become uncool

i shouldve killed myself 10 years ago

>>378291004
>tinybuild

lol aren't they just supposed to be cleaning his disgusting code?

>>378295631
Please tell me

>>378292138
link it so i can vote for it

>>378304809
Is it even possible to tidy that shit up at this point without scrapping it entirely and starting over?

>>378297757
do i need to live in china to get this job
help me out senpai

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>>378304949
never forgetti this code spaghetti

maybe i should learn how to draw cute anime girls and hastily make a shitty game featuring them

>>378305161
You don't need to learn, just steal from other people.

>>378305103
>muh code
Unity is so simple you can write shit like that all the time and it will be still easy to read.

>>378305531
ok now tell us why his game always breaks and he hides every asset in the sky and doesnt remove when no longer needed

This is why you don't want to use other peoples models.

>>378305581
>tell us why his game always breaks
>he hides every asset in the sky and doesnt remove when no longer needed

I think you answered your own question there

>>378287093
incomplete image which sickens me

>>378294037
what's wrong with this guy

>>378305581
because he's a literal retard and can't code for shit
even someone mentally ill like digital homicide still manages to make a working game in unity

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Hello sweet prince.

>Streams games
>Reads emails
>Doesn't work on his game

>>378306027
Post it

>>378291420
Shodan makes me feel funny between my legs.

>>378284897
Mobile dev pajeets are cancer.

>>378302056
how did he ever get away with that concert bombing in england last week? you'd think they'd have caught him by now

>>378303420
>HASAAAAAN CHOP

>>378286398
Nothing has changed.

>>378294037
>He makes a video about improving the models
>Just shows footage from Japanese games to demonstrate what he wants to include/how there's going to be FRONT AND BACK HAIR PIECES

>>378306463
>2017
>Actually making your game
>Not just shoveling even more ambitions on top of your already high ambitions and promising more things that will never ever be implemented
check out this sucker

what ever happened to the guy making the comfy slice of life schoolgirl sim?

>>378288061
>Zombies at least still kill people. Dinosaurs just strut around looking flaming and fabulous.
>implying there aren't murderous fags
Keep your guard up, it's a distraction

>>378284897
>contains ads
well that should be illegal

>>378306054
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZPbi_E2-mw
>>378306027

>>378288061

>aside from raptors, only sets of quills in certain spots have been discovered in others
>Saurian devs turn the entire dinosaur kingdom into fucking chickens and call it scientifically accurate

>>378305103
What's wrong with it? The compiler will make a jump table anyway

>>378306779
holy shit how have I never seen this before

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This thread makes me think that AA2 is the better Schoolgirl simulator

>>378306524
Someone post the code.

>>378306942

I wish Illusion would put 10% of the effort into schoolgirl shenanigans as they do in obscure fucking positions.

>>378306779
Just as I remembered it, fucking 'Dark Energy Moon Collar' tier

>>378305103
wait, so it's checking if your eye color doesn't equal nothing, and if it doesn't it uses 50 fucking elif checks for an input? I assume both eyes need to be set individually because of some heterochromia but couldn't he just set both equal by doing
>righteye = lefteye = correctcolor;
without even doing anything more efficient
this is the kind of shit I would code if I had no access to google, and this fucker made bank off it huh

>>378305848
Post the full image

>>378305103
I ironically don't get what is wrong with this.

Seems to be basic and like modding 360 game files.

How should it be done if this is bad?

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>>378306779
all these years I thought the pictures were photoshopped but he really looks like that?

>>378307806
I have no clue what language unity uses, but for anything but utter hipster languages he could do a list or array or something to accomplish that mess in like 3 lines instead of 15

>>378306779
Damn, back when trolling was very easy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-uTnqYHZ-I

>>378284897
Downloading this right the fuck now

>>378306889
>What's wrong with it
Weebs suffering from the effects of the Dunning-Kruger effect.

>>378308104
> List or array for string lookup

Stop acting like you can judge other people's code you clueless shit

>>378307424
Not only is he doing it in a retardedly inefficient way, he also has no fallback case so typoing the eye color will make the game immediately jump into undefined behavior territory.

>>378308301
ok /g/, I'll just use 30 else if statements

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>>378308301
it shouldn't even be stringly typed in the first place

i hope you never touch any software that people use

>>378308310
>retardedly inefficient
see >>378306889
>no fallback case
is the user required to type the eye color?

>>378308445
end users don't give a shit about the source code, you dumb weebshit
>stringly typed
dumb weebshit

>>378308530
They give a shit when your program crashes because it was written by a monkey.

>>378308530
>end users don't care about code so I can code like an absolute fucking retard
>complaining about weebshit on 4chan in a thread about a game about japanese schoolgirls
I bet you don't even comment your code you neanderthal

>>378308530
writing code like that is a red-flag for all sorts of bugs for the end-users, genius

go read a book

>>378301997
>>378299975
someone make a "dont trust anyone, not even yourself" edit out of this.
im too lazy right now

>>378308405
Still faster than list/array lookup

>>378308646
with her pointing a gun at yandev's schoolgirl

>>378302056
How does he keep getting away with this?

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>>378284897
So Xephonman thread now?
Post him!
Does anyone have the picture of a post he made asking for advice because girls said he was creepy looking?

>>378308621
>not writing self commenting code instead
dumbfuck cromagnon
>hmm, I wonder what the getElementById method does

>>378308621
Code that needs comments is badly written code

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>>378308718
>javascript monkey
it all makes sense now

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>>378308246
Rrrrrreeeeeeeeee

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>>378284897
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>>378308701

>>378308701
his head looks a bit like a football

>>378308759
>end users don't care about code so it doesn't matter how you write it
are you implying he writes good code?
>not being safe and doing it anyway

>>378302393
Do you honestly think this ""game"" is being shilled for Japanese girls, it's for Americans above all.

>>378308795
do you have JS disabled right now? :^)

>>378308821
Thank you Anon. It got deleted from other sites.

>>378308895
i use webasm :v)

>it's a bunch of "I took a coding class once" faggots trying to compare their e-peens
could you all shut up no one cares how efficient your iphone app with 5 downloads is we're laughing at yandev

>>378306942
SAVE US KAMI SAMA

>>378305581
>hides every asset in the sky and doesnt remove when no longer needed
Are you fucking serious?

>>378308932
heh, no you don't you dumb freetard

jokes on you, he is already transitioned into being a successful streamer (literally what he always wanted to be)

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>>378308701

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>>378308980
i'm not sure how you came to that conclusion

i'm just implying javascript programmers suck, friendo

>>378303193
to be fair, if Yandere Dev actually spent all of his time actually making the game instead of 90% of his time making videos, talking about his videos, making excuses, writing blogs/emails/fanmail etc he probably would've gotten shit done.

His game is just a ruse, he's just trying to get Internet Famous and so far it's worked on dumb people. He just needed to shut up and like make game but he didn't.

>>378308876
Good for you.

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>>378309164
holy shit yandev might as well just record flash movies and play them sequentially and it'd be more efficient

>i want everything in persona 5 in my game
>but i cant even trust a secretary with emails

>>378308821
>has toilet brush-tier, creepy-looking greasy hair
>wonders why girls think he's creepy

>>378309164
epic meme friend
are you even employed?

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>>378308701
>Hey otakus! Have you donated to my Patreon yet?

>>378309289
yes lol

any more questions?

>>378309283
my hair kind of looks like that after I wasn't able to shower for a couple days, maybe he just doesn't bathe

>>378309262
Another weeb without a technical background

>>378309192
The problem is incapable of making games so he does all that other crap to stall and get as much money out of his patreon supporters as possible (who are currently throwing $5000 a month at him).

>>378309326
sure you are

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>>378284897
Am I the only one who feels bad for Evaxephon? It's like some kind of Chris Chan that makes games instead of comics.

>>378309401
Why even ask if you're not going to accept the answer.
Why are you defending such awful code written by this moron?

>>378302393
>besides the fact it is a Japanese girl in a Japanese school uniform in Japan.
You mean an American girl in design clothes in America
Now eat your jelly donnuts

Wasn't there a thread today about how even Reddit abandoned him? Who does he have left.

>>378309346
hey eva, shouldn't you be streaming?

>>378309409
>used the internet as a positive outlet for self improvement
>used the advice he got and improved his confidence and appearance (if only slightly)
CWC is incapable of any of that

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Why would you work on your game when you can stream for 3-4 hours everyday?

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>>378309318
Nice rare Evaman.

>>378309409
Eva has a bloated ego and nothing more.
Chris chan may very well be incapable of anything resembling self awareness or shame due to extensive psychological issues.
Eva brought 100% of this upon himself.

>>378309454
Because he works alone

>>378284897
This game is a shit meme. Honestly glad they removed it

>>378309518
When did all of that happen?

>>378309518
>used the internet as a positive outlet for self improvement
>used the advice he got and improved his confidence and appearance (if only slightly)
Good one.

>>378309409
No.
https://pastebin.com/ZVftY1q2
Any hate he receives is entirely his own fault. He is a crybaby who refuses to believe that anything he does is less than perfect.

>>378309641
>>378309652
theres a noticable improvement in his appearance after posting jewboy bowlcut pictures
hes an idiot and has a superiority complex when in reality hes is pathetic but he is NOWHERE as harmful as CWC is

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfO0bsaXK-E

you cant deny hes a 10/10 streamer

>>378309409
>>378309692
I meant yes, you are the only one misinformed or stupid enough to pity him.

>>378309619
Working alone doesn't magically turn everything you do to shit.
Not every roll a ball hack developer deserves to be praised.

>>378309773
it's like people saying
>do you feel bad for randy pitchford?
some people deserve to be walking memes that the universe shits on

>>378309553
read his faq dumbo

he streams AFTER work

you know, during his free time?

oh right you expect developers to have no free time.

>>378309585
>>378309692
>>378309773
>>378309829
I mean, I know all of that. Maybe I'm just too sensitive or something. It is, indeed, his fault though.

>>378306889
>>378307806
It's completely unmaintainable code, prone to failure. He should be using enums or preprocessor definitions so that the compiler will tell him if he made a typo.

You NEVER litter identical bare strings throughout your code. One of the prime principles of programming is that if two things are referring g to the same piece of information, they should actually be using a single centralized piece so that it can be easily changed and is less prone to failure.

>>378309853
t. Eva
All your time is free time you leech

>>378287067

Looks like machine translated japanese to me.

Leap/Fly/Skip are all the same word in nip so I'd put my bets on it being "skip" as in "skip this tutorial/info screen."

>>378309553
Whats wrong with this? I'm not at my job 24/7, I play games when I get home.

>>378309730
How does he look now?

>>378309318
He honestly doesn't look that bad here.

since "coders" are apparently everywhere here can you explain why dorf fortress code is apparently notably insane?

>>378309853
wait is yansim seriously his fulltime job?

>>378310059
Dorf Fort isn't even open source, man.

>>378310059
It's not open source last I checked so what exactly are you talking about?

>>378310039
It's much worse in motion

>>378287509
You can patent game mechanics.

Nintendo hold the patent for sanity effects:

>Sanity system for video game
>US 6935954 B2
>Abstract
>A video game and game system incorporating a game character's sanity level that is affected by occurrences in the game such as encountering a game creature or gruesome situation. A character's sanity level is modified by an amount determined based on a character reaction to the occurrence such as taking a rest or slowing game progress and/or an amount of character preparation. That is, if a character is prepared for the particular occurrence, the occurrence may have little or no affect on the character's sanity level. As the character's sanity level decreases, game play is effected such as by controlling game effects, audio effects, creating hallucinations and the like. In this context. the same game can be played differently each time it is played.

It's why you've never really seen a "sanity meter" in any other video game.

>>378285002
>unity
>ground up
Also everything is developed with PC you macaque.

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>>378310039
>Aah! I see, so you are a fan of mine.
>Have you donated to my Patreon yet?

>>378310250
>It's why you've never really seen a "sanity meter" in any other video game.
but like every horror game has one

>>378287940
>>378299402

I think its funny that some jew went against the reincarnation of the jew God.

>>378309318
>>378310316
No like legit, he looks like every skater dude I knew in highschool who was fairly popular with some girls.

>>378310378
Even none horror games like dont starve

>>378292127
EA dicked on him because of mirror's edge 1, so that's the timeframe

>>378310059
it's not open source, I think people just assume it's insane based on toady's own anecdotes about forgetting how his shit worked, since he's worked on it alone for over 10 years now.

Dwarf Fort has so many complicated systems that work well so it must be coded fairly competently, but when one person works on a project alone for so long it's bound to be filled with their own personal coding idiosyncrasies, and I can only imagine how poorly documented it is.

>>378309464
I'm gonna need proof on that one, it sounds too good to be true.

>>378310380
that reminds me of a /co/ tale about the awful faggot running marvel who tried to bully stan lee
I don't remember the full story, but he tried to jew stan "face of marvel" lee, but in the end lee got a serious raise instead

>>378310554
thanks, I was curious since I never saw any examples of the code anywhere yet heard stuff like that

>>378310059
The main thing to keep in mind is that dorf's source code is not freely available, so most everything you can find about it is either reverse-engineered or hear-say, anecdotes, or just conjecture based on the patch notes' lunatic nature at times. Regardless, there's a lot of simulation going on in the game, which inevitably means that the amount of code must be quite large, and having been maintained for so long there is bound to be some interesting solutions in there.

>>378309164
>>378305103
>>378309368

If he makes 5k a month why the fuck couldn't he just hire someone to program the game for him?

>>378310858
You think he got that nose of his by giving other people money when he doesn't need to?

>>378310858
>continue making the game solo and reaping 100% of the profits
>hire someone to improve the game and make less than 100% of the profits
if you think his goal is a good game you're sorely mistaken
and yes, improving the game might net a wider audience thus more money, but then he'd have to like finish it and move onto another project, thus losing the sweet stability of coasting on this retardfest

>>378310858
>>378310927
He did that already though, he joined this weird company that is fixing his code. I seriously feel kind of bad for the people who have to fix all of that.

>>378311036
>inb4 that retard says you don't have any technical experience and just can't appreciate the beauty of identical strings and endless elifs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FLeeut1DwaM

>>378309164
I don't know much about programming but I wanna learn, can someone explain why this is bad code?

Reminder that after he gets done prototyping the game (which will be like 2019 by now) he wants to make a kickstarter for the ACTUAL game to be made. All these Patreon profits are just going into his Jew pockets.

>>378311218
I mean honestly people always rag on his face but to be honest he really isnt the ugliest guy I've seen.

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>>378311218
>open video
>HOW ABOUT THIS, I'LL HOLD MY FACECAM HOSTAGE FOR A RANSOM OF ONE HUNDRED US DOLLARS

>>378311218
it is me "Yan-Dare-Ay-Dev"

He cant fucking say yandere correctly?
jesus christ

>>378311227
lots of elif when a simple jump/switch statement would suffice. Lots of redundant variables.
I'm sure there's more, but that's what I notice at a glance.

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>>378311218
>these comments
Weebs just keep getting more cancerous every day now.

>>378311763
how do you say it again?
dere is just dehreh quickly and yan is yan right?

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>>378284897
this is what you get for making 30minutes long shitty videos than working on your game, faggot

>>378311853
yes.

>>378284897
KEK

>>378311029
>but then he'd have to like finish it and move onto another project
Nope

Continuous development is fun, you can always hope that the game will improve instead of "ship" and just die.
He could be an evil, pathetic version of Toady if he tried harder.

>>378311352
>>378311218
I was actually just thinking getting older helped him ALOT.

That one infamous photo he had made it look like he was 90% Nose, like the face Nazis would use for propaganda. Now he's just normally ugly as opposed to hideous.

>>378309464

Nah, his subreddit is still full of little kids who will defend him to the end

It's getting smaller and people are getting more tired of his shit though

>>378312174
I'm sorry let me rephrase
then he'd have to do those things to keep the increased following he gained from apparent improvement, or drop back down to current levels

>>378309464
>Who does he have left.
According to polls he conducted on his website; 13 year old girls.
http://poal.me/wylzyr
http://poal.me/elbhjt

>>378311227>>378311789


1. You shouldn't be keeping definitions for things as raw strings. Super bad idea. Type that shit.

2. use polymorphism for this sort of task, where there's lots of different types of things, and each "thing" knows what it has to do and unity's c# anyways

e.g. for this I could register witness as an interface/abstract class and just call the relevant interface implementation

e.g. this.doGameOver(IWitness witness){
witness.doSomeShit(this);
}


instead of that giantass ifElse block

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>>378312678
>>378312678
>13 year old girls.

>>378312678
>the people most exited for this shit aren't weebs who like the extreme flanderized yandere archetype and hitman, but teenage girls who want to live out their revenge on the popular girl who stole their crush fantasies
shit it makes so much sense

>>378312758
Ah, that's good advice.
Thanks, anon.

>>378312758
Pardon my ignorance, but what's a raw string and interface implementation? I get the general gist of what you did, though, like making a bunch of repeating lines into one smaller, like, sentence?

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Okay time to go to school

Notice that silky smooth fps by the way

>>378313000
Silky smooth 13.4 fps will be the new standard.

>>378313028
CINEMATIC

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Oppai is at an acceptable endowement level though an option to go higher and be a real gyaru slut would be nice.

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Time to be educated

>>378313028
Gotta give weeb games that hand drawn animation framerate.

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jiiii ---

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Pantsu are not striped, bit dissapointed, also we mahou shoujo now.

>>378313127
>>378313308
>>378313407
>>378313521
Dude.... wheeeeres the fighttaan??

>this faggot will use the code from this in his game now
just you watch

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>>378313343
>that hand drawn animation framerate
>most anime is 24fps on twos so it's effectively 12fps

well shit I can't argue with that

>>378311218
he looks like a white Eric Andre in this one

>>378313963
>yansim is actually one giant eric andre styled skit that grew out of control

>>378294037
Actually, he already did pull Spencer. He apparently stole the silhouettes for his DLC rivals video.

Downloading bluestacks so I can emulate this game on PC instead of shitty android tablet with 15 fps

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QUALITY game.

>>378314187
>the mindbreak mechanic's "torture" segments are just zoom in on victim's face while they look scared, fade to black
>but having your mindbroken victim violently kill a girl then shank their own throat because of it and selling your classmates to eastern europeans for sex slavery/organ harvesting is a-ok
come on eva either go full retard or no retard, never go half retard

>>378314187
retardedly edgy, has Eva even watched any anime besides Yume Nikki?

>>378314187
>Oh my god! Is that a dead body?!

>>378314705
retardedly edgy is the name of the game when pandering to self proclaimed "yandere fans"

>>378314187
>all those fucking different hair colors

DESGUSTENG

>>378314705
>Yume Nikki
>Anime
nigga what

>>378314942
>>378314705
you mean mirai nikki? should probably get some rest mate

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Looks like the game has an altitude limit of 192.3 meters

>>378314705
>Yume Nikki
>Yume
wrong Nikki faggot

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>>378314187
>every texture not straight out of the unity store is made of either solid colors or simple gradients

>>378309368
>5k a month

Why the fuck are lazy assholes who produce nothing managing to rack in thousands in shekels on patreon?

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In the distance we can see Mount Fuji

>>378315243
they learned to game the system, whatever particular system they go for, to manipulate people into getting cash

>>378314705
Yume Nikki is good and doesn't deserve to be mentioned in this thread.

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Found the secret island

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/v/ used to like eva

how the hivemind shifts

>>378315519
go work on your shitty game eva

>>378315243
I don't know but I want in on it.

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NANI!???

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>>378315675
I dont think they saw me

>>378315519
when the fuck was this? even giving you the benefit of the doubt that this was a thing, if someone changes or reveals more about themselves it can affect opinion over time, and all I've seen of evaxdev is a lazy talentless ideas guy that never finishes projects and is ever so slightly 100% autistic

>>378315519
that literally never happened

>>378315675
>the "zombies" are all japanese salarymen
the joke is done to death but I giggled

>>378315519
>/v/ used to like eva
/v/ was tentatively excited about the idea of a hitman knockoff where you play an anime girl- the original concept that was given to the gay.
The minor success of this game can't even be attributed to eva (you're dreaming if you think this piece of shit would gain any revenue if not for the original threads on this board. Seriously, this guy did not come up with a single game mechanic on his own.).

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>>378315519
Eva has been hated since 2008.
Fuck off.

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>>378308051
nah he looks like this

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>>378315901
social commentary in my weeb games?

Well it was made by a Nip

>>378315914
Bingo. The initial threads gained traction because the idea resonated with people and the brainstorming was pretty fun, it didn't go to shit until some time later when the identity was spilled and the ineptitude revealed.

>>378311036
That's tinyBuild. And no, tinyBuild doesn't develop anything, they just publish. Eva is under the incredibly mistaken impression they'll fix his shit code.

>>378315519
/v/ liked the idea. It still remains a good idea for a game.
I think there are very few people who have ever liked eva as a person

>>378309978
Fat.

>>378312936
Strings are lines of text. Basically he's using a bunch of text variables instead of proper ones.

I give him points for being creatively retarded though. Doing it that way means you have to type the strings out identically every time which is prone to typos and just generally a massive waste of time.

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>>378316287
Dudu, find some thing to eat

>>378308167
This is such low effort bait and no one called him out on it. Times really have changed

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>>378284897
>Asset flipper gets asset flipped
It's like a pottery

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>>378305581
>and he hides every asset in the sky and doesnt remove when no longer needed

No fucking way.

>>378315085
Hell that incredibly simple grass texture you see was stolen from some artists' portfolio.

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>>378316492
>>378308968
You can see the "deleted" objects casting shadows in certain places

>>378284897
bohoo I'm YandereDev and I'm working 8 hours a day on my game. Please donate on Patreon because 5k a month is simply not enough :(

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>>378314187
>Oh my god! Is that a dead body!?

>>378285002
>ground up
Eva has stolen pretty much everything from other people to make his shitty game.
He even fucking stole a grass texture from a guy because he isn't talented enough to make his own.

>>378316739
What a dumb motherfucker. Why doesn't he hides it under the ground like Rockstar does?

>>378314187
>oh my god is that a dead body?

>>378316739
>hides them in the sky where they can cast shadows and not in the terrain
he even fucks up his lazy game dev shortcuts

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>>378314187
>FPS: 18

>>378316292
What would a proper variable be? Like, a number?

>>378316926
Funny thing is he has a dozen of volunteers at his beck and call. He could've easily gotten someone to just make him a grass texture, or silhouette, or whatever, but he always has to steal shit. Until recently he still used stolen house models from MMD that he didn't bother replacing for like two years.

>>378316986
Because he's a dumb motherfucker?

>>378310858
>Making fuck tons of money by leaving his game in "development hell"
You think finishing the game will get him more patreon shekels? If he can't make a 20 minute explaining how he slightly improved a line of code and put ads on it he can't make money.

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>>378314187
>The girl's neck becomes a blood fountain
>Then it ragdolls

>>378305103
This reminds me of the time I coded Monopoly entirely in boolean. I haven't played it since.

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How does this makes you feel?

>>378317306
why would you want to play monopoly anyway

>>378317458
Indifferent

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>>378317458
>5k
Why not hire freelance developers at this point instead of reading emails for the entire month?

>>378317563
Why would he hire freelancers when "fans" are willingly help him for free.
Yup, for FREE

>>378317458
it's not really that much if he was using it to actually make the game instead of just keeping all the money to himself and reading emails instead of working on it.