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Why is Overwatch so successful?

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Why is Overwatch so successful?
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TF2 with tits, easy to get into and get good at, no FPS experience necessary.
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>>378283385
because of qt Sombra gf
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It's easy and it has a good selection of gals to fap to.
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Good design and marketing
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It's not Battleborn
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>>378283550
>literally just copy a character from SFV
>good design
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>>378283385
Blizzard is still riding the wave of good games that they made over 15 years ago. Their first games were so good it doesn't matter how low they sink now.
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>>378283385
waifus that appeal to multiple audiences, and an established hold on the competitive scene so people can stroke their bloated egos when they think they're good
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Because blizzard copy games that are already succesful , the refore the copy is going to be succesful to.
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You literally posted why. Even Nor mies and Chads love waifus. Game even has husbandos for faggits and sjw tumblerinas.

Add to the fact that the game is designed for people who don't like fps but wanna play one anyway and its not a surprise why it didn't suceed.
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made by blizzard
waifus
hats
decent enough gameplay
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>>378283385
>Already established company fanbase to suck the dick of every game they make.
>Appeal to normies with pixar/dreamworks designs.
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>>378283385
Uses tried and true blizz strat:
>find mildly successful game and copy that
>high quality control and art
>lower skill ceiling so anyone can get in
>sex sells, so pay for r34 and make attractive characters

It's a console shooter that anyone can pick up and enjoy, ults guarantee you're going to be at least successful once per game and keep you playing. Also microtransactions and low price because online only.

But the low skill ceiling and simple exploitable character design means the eSport is dying as higher level players get bored.
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waifus and blizzard marketing
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lowest common denominator
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Don't worry about it.
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>>378283385

Waifu bait
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>>378283979
Except if they keep offering to pay these "atheletes" money they'll never stop playing despite how bored they may or may not be. It's really fucking clever on blizzards part, or activision, whoever it is.
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It took fighting game design principles and applied tem to a genre that's way easier to play than fighting games.
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I don't know, but it's funny seeing Overwatch only plebs getting mad at Activsion for putting Destiny 2 on the blizzard app.
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>>378283385
Waifus
Easy to play
Camwhores play it, thus lonely neckbeards play it in a hopeless attemp to score them.
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>>378283385
Casual, Marketing and Hype. Three basic ingredients for any and every successful game there will ever be. The porn explosion is just a plus.
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Beause it's not being developed by people who refuse to work on a game that has been anticipated almost as long as Duke Nukem Forever yet keep on ignoring it for semi-comedic value?
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People wanted a new TF2.
Valve clearly wasn't interested.
Blizzard took up the reigns, added mechanics that made it borderline-impossible to not win occasionally (matchmaking-enforced 50% winrate for solo-queuers) and gave it shiny Disney-style character design to appeal to the lowest common-denominator. Then they marketed the shit out of it.
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>>378283385
Viral marketing
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>>378283385
I finally hit diamond today after spending almost the entire season hovering between 2700 and 2900+
Why does winning feel so random?
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>>378283385
>Why is Overwatch so successful?

everyone who plays it either tries too hard and ultimately sucks at it, or is about to find out why playing 6v6 is fucking shit unless you have 5 friends on at all times and quit anyway

then those people are immediately replaced by more tryhards who just got into it, so they can shit up other peoples' 6v6 and the cycle continues
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>>378285460
because it is random, total crapshoot on whether you'll be matched with a Pro Genji who gets killed by Winston every time he leaves spawn
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>>378283618
Most people who play Overwatch don't give a shit about Blizzard games
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>>378283609
It's no coincidence that she's the worst designed character then. Japs cannot into aesthetics.
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>>378285719
>Japs cannot into aesthetics
Possibly the most wrong thing ever said
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>>378285631
>random
The matchmaking pairs good players with shit ones, to bump up the shit player's performance and prevent them from quitting from frustration at their own incompetence.

If you're a decent player queueing alone, hope you enjoy getting partnered with paint-drinking retards half the time.
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>>378285696
idk if I'd be playing it now if it wasn't a blizz game. I definitely wouldn't be spending nearly as much money as I have been on loot boxes if it wasn't blizz, their track record for sticking with their games and supporting them is a big reason why I'm playing OW.
Look at Heroes, that thing's been dead since launch and they're STILL updating it.
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>>378283385
youtubers and pandering
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>>378285882
Let me guess, you're the "good" player everytime and the rest of the team are retards?
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>>378283385
pvp driven game, with lots of characters and porn of it.

Every faggot that plays it thinks they're gonna go pro and earn money with it but in reality the game will just fall to the background in a few years leaving only the true hardcore faggots and asians jerking each other off.
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>>378285949
Why did you admit this?
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>>378286086
Because I'm anon and I wants skins.
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>>378283385
>>378283506
Somebra gives me an irresistable urge to reproduce with my own race even though I know it's a bad idea.

Explain this.
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>>378283385
Sombra is pretty shit except for capture the flag, then shes great fun.
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>>378286191
miscegenation is bad, spicanon
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>>378286086
>someone bought loot crates on a video game
>this triggers me
Why did you admit this?
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>>378286018
He's not wrong.
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>sombra wouldn't ever date you because you're not black (and also because she's not real)
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>>378283385
Why does have the capsule Corp logo on her head?
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>>378283385
Is it though? It made them a lot of money but do they actually still have even 10% of the playerbase left playing?
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>>378286018
I swear most people on Overwatch don't even understand that dying is a part of the game as long as you manage to successfully stall the point/payload.

I have seen people refuse to jump on the point when there is literally 10 seconds left just because they don't want to die.

I also don't get why 90% of players are complete little bitches until the "30 seconds remaining" music plays and they finally decide to play the fucking objective.
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>>378286250
I'm only half mexican, that's the problem.
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>>378286338
>>378286191
>>378283506
>>378283385
Inferior brown waifu
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>>378283385
Waifus
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>>378286519
>being a half breed
I am so, so sorry, Anon.
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>>378286250
>implying it even matters when it comes to a """race""" as diluted as spics
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>>378283429
>make everything casual ez mode that plebs will enjoy
>bait with progression of cosmetic drip
>have brain dead gameplay thats highly repetitive and requires no thinking at all AKA 24/7 push map
>pay game journalists pros group to write positive pieces on the game every week

tigule ruined the mmo genre, and now tigule is ruining the fps , whats next?
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>>378286774
>Being inbred
I don't really care about your plight
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>>378286709
Do normalfags get off to drawn porn now too?
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>>378283647
there is no esports market for overwatch, thats been established
the same way there is no esports for starcraft 2, (nu-blizzards baby) or hots (dota for babbys)
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Has anyone here got anything at all the from the event?
I've opened probably over 15 boxes from playing and all I got was a symm dance emote and nothing else other than sprays, icons, and duplicates
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>>378286972
I'm only half white too, though. My dad is a slav.
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>>378286987
Naw
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>all these booty blasted fags in here calling it easy/casual/pleb all because the game is popular and they are desperately trying to tear it down
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>>378287130
>that bulge
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>>378287048
1st box.
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Custom maps when?
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>>378287192
>implying it isn't easy, casual, and for plebs
>implying overwatch takes more than a moderate amount of skill
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>>378287048
I got a skin for soldier 76, AKA the character I never touched once after the tutorial.
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>>378287193
Disgusting
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>>378287130
What the fuck is that? Why did she bathe in oliver oil?
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>>378287274
implied.
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>>378287320
Why not?
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>>378287048
I spent 40 bucks and also opened maybe 10 boxes from leveling. Still missing the soldier/bastion/dva/pharah skins and a few dances. Pretty stingy event overall.
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>>378287283
Why would you admit to being a normie?
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>>378286191
Sombra makes me want to make a mixed race baby
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>>378286504
>team is bitches for the whole game, refuse to even come within 10 yards of the objective
>30 second warning
>they all advance on the objective for literally the first time in the entire game
>effortlessly capture the point on the first try because they're better players

this happens so often, it's insane. People literally will not even TRY to push a point for fear of dying. They don't get that not trying is worse than failing (since if you fail there was at least a chance of success)
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>>378287048
Same.
At this point I'm just glad I bought the voicelines before the event is over.
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>>378287354
Yeah brah, who doesn't like chicks covered in a half inch of grime?
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>>378286018
I'll happily admit that I'm mediocre.
The problem is that if I get a winning streak going, usually through hard-won and "by the skin of your teeth"-style victories, it'll immediately turn around; then you're partied with people that scarcely understand how to use a computer and we all get curbstomped by players with impenetrable defense.

I've got a pretty much perfect 50% winrate according to a stat tracker and a truly random matchmaking system wouldn't produce that result organically.
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>>378287527
fuck off Ramsey
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>>378287527
Exactly
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>>378287450
Because that implies that he was somewhat successful in life while the rest of us losers have spent a large portion of our lives posting on a Taiwanian crop circle forum.
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>>378283385
low skill ceiling
waifus
Blizzard
looks like Pixar

and, most importantly: memes. Nerdy teenagers will bandwagon on anything that gets popular. They need a sense of belonging, even if all they do is buy loot crates and play unranked matches.
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>>378287598
WE
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>>378287689
HAS
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>>378287689
WUZ
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>>378287720
OIL
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KANGZ
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>>378287130
>>378287283
>>378287598
>>378287728
Kill yourself.

>>378287354
Post more.
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>>378287047

remains to be seen, i read that nfl teams have been buying into the ow league thing, and they had enough money to make a bunch of comp teams drop out lol
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>>378287751
BA BA BA BA BUM BUM BUM
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seriously, over 70% of its popularity is thanks to the characters
pretty sure there are tons of fans who don't even play
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>>378283385
The same reason the movie Minions grossed 1.1 billion dollars worldwide.

People are stupid and I hate them.
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Everything is as neutral, non-threatening and mass-market appealing as possible. Even the extremely edgy character has nothing negative to say despite all the voice clips you can get. There's no identity, just pulp marketing wallpaper. This extends down to the way the game plays.
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>>378288012
>Minions
>not hilarious
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>>378288059
>Everything is as neutral, non-threatening and mass-market appealing as possible

>D.Va gets a korean police officer skin
>Black Lives Matter and half of Tumblr absolutely lose their minds
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it's the easiest game ever made

personal performance almost doesn't matter at all
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>>378283385
Because it's basically TF3 that people wanted but Valve had refused to make for rather obvious reasons.
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>>378283385
because they designed it with being popular in mind. TF2 with cute girls you can dress up. done.
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>>378283385
Nu-male c u c k s and vapid cunts that aren't actually into video games but the attention they get from nu-male c u c k s.

There are literally millions of both.
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>>378288012
Is your favorite character Reaper too?
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>>378287048
>got my one true waifu, D.Va's new legendary
>also some other good shit
I've got good stuff
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>>378288196
That's kind of my point: anything even remotely close to causing any sort of negative emotion sends the fanbase into a tizzy because of the way the game is designed. That kind of stuff wouldn't be able to create major drama if the game wasn't so sterile to begin with.
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>>378288390
Good point, actually
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>>378287047
The entry price was too high many of the teams can't join in and the ones who can afford it are refusing to because it's not worth it.

OW comp scene is stuck in the mud right now until the jews at Blizzard gets their heads of their asses.
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>Explain to friend that I really don't like the game because the characters have no personality, the game feels dull, and the gameplay is kinda simple and lacks the sort of weight I like in a shooter.
>"You don't play as many shooters as me, you just don't get it."
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Sombra is an inferior version of Laura.

Overwatchfags get worse girl
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It appeals to the two biggest pillars of video gaming: the casual audience and the avid gamers.

It gets the casual audience by having easy mindless gameplay, and it gets the avid gamers by appealing to their all-consuming want of qT big booT gf.
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>>378288545
>the characters have no personality
This is not true, the characters just have really inoffensive personalities. If Overwatch had blood and a little bit of shit talking like TF2 it would do wonders for the atmosphere of the game.
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>>378288545
I agree with your friend. None of those criticisms apply to Overwatch at all. Did you just slap random arguments and thought they would work?
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>>378288737
By "no personality" I mean they don't have actual feelings or dispositions or reactions to things, just different accents and gimmicks attached to basic dialogue. Also how their designs tend to be "cartoony" but refuse to do anything interesting or stylish and how they tend to have really boring poses.
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>>378287048
Ha nerd I have almost every skin already because I bought 100 lootboxes the day the event began
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Overwatch has a Disney style graphics, a well known company behind it, racial diversity pandering , a huge marketing campaign for it, and tons of good content and mechanics ripped straight from lesser known games, that a CoD/normie audience wouldn't know of(Valve, Hi-Rez games, other smaller shooters, etc).
It was bound to be successful. It doesn't matter the shitty map design, the slow as fuck gameplay, the lack of skill in almost any facet of the game, the atrocious balance, the updates being released at a snails pace, etc etc.

Overwatch is a calculated business strategy. It is designed to spread out and cater to the absolute largest audience possible.
But who gives a shit , the gaming is dead anyway
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>>378288802
>simple does not apply to Overwatch
Even people who are hard into the game agree that it's a very simple shooter. Don't go full shill.
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The characters in this game is so fucking bland and unoriginal
it's fucking disgusting
every character is so fucking "safe"
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>>378289210
Give us an example of what you consider original exciting characters that aren't safe
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>>378289056
>no skill
You're top 500 then?
>is dead
prove it
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>>378286902

>Implying you aren't the result of a diluted race just because you were born where? USA?
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>>378289056
why is it that everytime poc are featured in any sort of media its considered "racial pandering" Why cant it just be fucking normal for poc to appear anywhere without it being outed and put on the spotlight.
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>>378289367
>unironically using "poc"
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>>378289030
What the hell is wrong with you? ?
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>>378289314
Most of the characters in tf2
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>>378289210
I feel like you could make half of them good by doing a few tweaks. Ana's halfway to a good design, but it feels like they can't decide whether they want to commit to making her look composed and gentle (mother) or cautious and alert (wandering soldier). The elements of her design are almost in conflict with each other.
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>>378289367
This. I will be the first to call out SJW / Feminist pandering.
But this is just plain racism. Am I not allowed to have a sexy latina chick in my vidya.
>>378289448
Also this, don't use the term person of color. Its shitty. Just say black people / diversify.
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>>378289547
The only remotely unique and original characters is bastion and zenyata
They are pretty neat
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>>378289559
>sombra
>sexy
Not with that haircut and those nails But I see your point.
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>>378283385
Casual, Blizzard game, hypermarketed, waifus and lootboxes.
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>>378289547
Why can't she be bother? I think her being an alert solider that is also motherly is cool
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>>378289367
>poc
"POC" are laughing at you.
I agree with your sentiment, however.

Have you noticed that the English version of Overwatch is the only one to use more than one language? Try it. Switch it to Spanish, French, Japanese, whatever and they will all only speak that one language. Mei even speaks mandarin in the English version for fuck's sake. People need to cut the Anglos some slack because we're clearly the only ones trying and we're being punished for it.
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>>378283385
TF2 was old hat, Overwatch successfully redid TF2 with a new spin that has since spawned multiple knockoffs.
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>>378288737
There's some funny shit.
Widowmaker talks shit about Ana whenever she snipes Pharah.
The comments between Mei and Mcree are kinda funny, same with when 76 notices Reaper throwing away his guns.
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>>378289508
I really like dress up games. Overwatch is basically a dress up game with a casual fps attached to it and it's popular enough that friends want to play it too. That and I make enough money that dropping $80 isn't going to hurt me in the least.
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>>378289760
that's all weak shit compared to tf2 banter
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>>378289541
fuck off with your casual quake clone for fucks sake
>playing arena shooter for kids
>complaining about ow
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>>378289750
TF2 still takes more skill. If Valve made a TF3 I'd go back in a heartbeat.
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>>378289314
A bit extreme for the purposes of Overwatch, but Okage is a good example. There's a unifying style, but every character reads distinctly and feels interesting. Even if you translated them into the general art style of Overwatch, Stan, Rosalyn and Kisling would likely stand out compared to Reaper, Widowmaker and Phara.
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>>378289314
Here's the cheater's guide to writing characters:
Every character needs to have at least one of the following;
A. A positive characteristic. Loyal, courageous, humble, etc.
B. A negative character trait. Selfish, dishonest, lazy, etc.
C. A quirk. A drunkard, not good at cooking, whistles a lot, fucking anything really.

They really skimped on B. Even the edgelord shit Reaper spouts is not very offensive.
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>>378289959
>every
No. But most should, yes, and especially B. Characters without perceptible flaws aren't interesting unless the point is that they lack these flaws in the first place.
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>>378283385
>>378283506
Why do so many artists use that chromatic aberration effect?
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>>378290230
it's good
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>>378290230
it makes it easy to make your shit art look good
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>>378290230
gives it a modern look
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>>378289367
>poc
so this is overwatch community huh
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>>378290609
nah im just tired of people treating people special because one is adapted more for the sun while the other is not.
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>>378290225
It's the cheaters guide.
If you're writing something pulpy like, let's be honest here, most video games that is perfectly satisfactory metric to follow. Obviously if you're setting out to create some kind of genre-defining masterpiece you'll need to try just a bit harder.

Another thing you can do to assess the quality of your characterisation is to attempt to describe your character -without- referring to either their physical appearance or their function/role in the story.
If you can't describe someone without talking about their race/gender/religion/bodytype/style of dress/job/etc. you've fucking failed as a writer, and a lot of Overwatch characters flunk this particular test.
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>>378289953
This looks very interesting. Do you happen to know any other PS1/PS2 games that experimental/stylistic like this? Preferably downloadable on ps4 so I can trophy hunt
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>>378283385
All matches are dependent on luck and not individual skill, which makes it exciting for viewers and sponsers to market to.
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>>378290230
it's the /ic/ equivalent of adding dof in games
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>>378291137
half correct: it makes it exciting for normies
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>>378290872
Just fucking say NIGGER or BLACK or fuck off back to tumblr
newfag nigger
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>>378283385
Marketing?
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>>378283385
Well they mixed 3 things that people like:

TF2
MOBAs
Waifus
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>>378290872
>Doesn't want to treat people special
>Calls everyone except one group of people a special name
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Is there a way to disable enemy text chat without having to press P and leave the match channel every game?

At least HotS got this shit right
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>>378290230
real answer; it emulates photography effects which in turn 'grounds' the painting, making it appear more real than it is.

When you draw a picture you don't want it to look like how it appears, you want to draw it as if it were a photograph.
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>>378289713
False, they speak with accents
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>>378286641
>>378286191
Let me breed your race for you, anon. I'll take the fall for race mixing. Blame it on me!
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>>378290940
Dude, the PS2 era was the heyday of fucking weird art games.

You got shit like Chulip, Gitaroo Man, Parappa 2, Blood Will Tell, Adventures of Cookie & Cream, Evergrace, Super Monkey Ball, Cubivore, Phantom Dust, all kinds of shit.

Nothing on PS4 I can think of aside from Okage, though. Tough luck.
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>>378287048
Got Mei and Lucio and 3 dance emotes in round 10 loot boxes.
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>>378283385
aspies fucking like it that's why and it pisses me the fuck off as its a pile of shit sjw infested game. really the sooner overwatch go's away and takes the aspies with it the better.

this is the shit we should be going after
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>>378283385
reddit
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>>378285806
Only if you're 14 or a pedophile.
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>>378289210
>every character is so fucking "safe"

the term you're looking for is Designed by Committee

the game has no unifying art direction and it shows.
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>>378291549
This.
Similar kinda thing with lensflare. Obviously the human eye doesn't experience lensflare but developers add lensflare even in first-person games because it's so endemic in live-action films that, to a public accustomed to it, not-having lensflare actually reduces immersion.
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>>378287728
For the love of god who?!!?
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A G G R E S S I V E
M A R K E T I N G
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>>378283385
Name brand
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>>378291807
>thirsty 12 year olds

I'm pretty sure she goes by "Model w/ fake tits #524631934"
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>>378289614
Bastion looks like a Metal Gear. Not original at all, but solid.

>>378289646
It's not that she can't be both, but that the way it's being implemented is causing a conflict of conveyance. She ends up looking like nothing because the elements are actively conflicting with each other. Her poses don't give off either element because they're trying not to betray either one.

A good example of this idea is The Boss from MGS3. She has the air of motherliness due to her clear emotional connection with Snake and firm demeanor, but she also moves with diligence and caution, making her kind of scary. The elements play off each other in that case where Ana is...just kinda standing around? Not poised and ready, not aloof, not twitchy, just...kinda fucking there.
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>>378283385
Waifu's and fun gameplay.
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>>378291747
Could you explain what you mean by that? I'm curious about how the art direction fails to be unified.
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Blizzdrones.
You could have given them holocaust tycoon or bad rats and they would not only play it but defend it on /v/ and reddit
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>>378287728
Black women look fantastic in dark lingerie
Prove me wrong
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>>378285460
Because it is random anon, having high skill players completely dominate the field destroys games; why do you think fighting games, starcraft and arena shooters are dead genres.
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why-foos
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I want to race mix with Sombra while holding hands
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>>378288545
who needs personalities when you have C A T C H P H R A S E S
i honestly think blizzard recorded as few voice lines as possible so that the lines that wound up being repeated over and over and over again would become memes. they know the meme formula, if you repeat something enough, even something completely retarded, it'll eventually be a meme. people will think it's funny. it won't actually be funny, but it'll be a meme.
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>>378289315
Top 500 is a grind, not a measure of skill.
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>>378292414
Every single character was designed by a different person, then animated by a different person, then playtested by a different person to fill a quota. The game can't possibly be unified in art direction where there are this many different people involved.

Imagine if Micheal Angelo was working on the sistine chapel and he had a whole crew painters with him with different artstyles and visions of what it should look like. It would look like a fucking mess. This is Overwatch.
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Anyone knows how many skins/cosmetics blizzard has released since release date
I know only 4 heroes have come out since release but how many skins ?
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>>378283385
My guess is that its very simple

>Each hero is pretty distinct from each other even with skins
>Each hero has a couple of abilities and an ult
>Each hero has one weapon and very few have a side "weapon" that is only meant to enable their abilities
>Objectives are bare bones and there are no interesting or complicated ones
>There are no side objectives such as opening up a shortcut for your team
>Matches are 6v6 and as such battle lines are very obvious and you really don't have to worry about flanks
>Many abilities are telegraphed

You really don't have to think much in this game. I would much more enjoy more complex games but they really don't exist any more. Its been years since I've seen any multiplayer game with side objectives. The last was BRINK. Even more vexing is the player sizes. In the 90's and 00's we were striving for ever bigger fights and map sizes then they just started reversing and no we have games with like no players.
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>>378283385

Its a casual shooter that awards kills via ultimate abilities. Less so than CoD but still.
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>>378293745
>caring about skins in a game where you can't see your own character
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>>378293876
>Don't have to worry about flanks
u fokin wot?
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>>378292414
not him but i think i get what he means in that there's no consistency within the designs of the characters. within the same universe you have the following:
>an actual honest to god middle earth dwarf
>a hardcore linkin park fan running around in a black hood and skull mask
>a mexican starbucks barista who's minoring in programming at the local community college
>a talking fucking gorilla
>the big robot ripley fought the queen in at the end of aliens but instead it has a gamer girl inside of it
>TWO completely normal australians
>some blue chick that they try to give an actual scientific explanation as to why she's blue that winds up making less sense than if they were to not explain it ever (why have mystery when you can have LORE)
>a thicc asian girl, as if asian society would allow a woman to get fat
>a talking fucking gorilla
>a clint eastwood wannabe straight out of a spaghetti western
>a cyborg samurai with like a super cool katana that's folded like a billion times and can cut through anything
>sentient robots, like 3 of them i think
>TALKING GORILLA
still not confusing enough for you? well now we have silhouette destroying skins that completely change everything. turns out that linkin park fan did covers for his FUCKING MARIACHI BAND. it's like every character was considered at one point for a completely different game they had in development and scrapped, so they just tossed them into this one haphazardly and crowbarred them into the lore somehow.
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>>378294092
You don't have to worry about flanks because all characters footsteps can be heard through several hundred feet of solid concrete.
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>>378294047
Im just asking for stats
I don't even own the game
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>>378283385
Waifus and autoaim, but more seriously brand loyalty by the existing Blizzard customer base.
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>tfw I can only get behind Sombra because I feel her BJ-game is on point and she'd leave purple lipstick smears all over your dick
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>>378293745
I want to know about it too
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>>378283385

porn
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>>378294092
I'm talking about real flanks not a Genji or Tracer from the side. I'm talking about perfectly holding your position but the other squad failed and now you have 8 chucklefucks hitting you from behind while you still have to deal with the 10 in front of you both sides will all abilities.

Think a whole nother death ball with a Rein and Mercy and all that hitting you from the back while you are dealing with the death ball in front of you.

A side Genji is easily taken care of since its one hero attacking into the group. He can be effective but its not the same.
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I like Paladins more tbqh
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Think about how much fun you had with TF2. Now remove all of the mechanical bars to entry.
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Don't know. Noob abilities like scattershot is FPS cancer. Overwatch caters to 5 year olds. Serious competitors play Counter Strike or Quake.
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>>378294381
Ive seen that pose so many times in so many fucking videogames, people praise it as "innovative" in paladins for fucks sake
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>>378283385
Easy, but strokes your ego with medals and POTG
Loot boxes, ults, and leveling for dopamine highs
Marketing was fucking everywhere from city streets to movie theaters to every fucking website

That's it. It has shit gameplay and copypasted characters and designs from other works. Nothing in this game is good
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>>378294381
I want to breed that Elf girl in the belly dancer outfit
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>>378283979
>low price

lol
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>>378294476
k
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is this the game that had a white girl with a robot bf? did they ever do anything with robot/nigger/muslim w/e lore?
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Made by a big company in a market that didn't have almost any competition outside of TF2, which itself is an old game
also waifus and husbandos
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>>378294130
There's nothing inherently wrong with all those things coexisting. The problem is with how their designs don't play off each other well and how everyone is designed as if they're the main character. I mean fuck, look at Chrono Trigger: you have a cavewoman, a robot, a mage, a frog man and a DBZ character all in one party, but you can tell at a glance who the protagonist is.
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For me

-I like the style, easily one of the prettiest games I've played.
-Lots of characters that feel different so it doesn't get stale
-stages are a lot of fun
-takes almost no time to find a match plus its on pc so its easy for me to grab a round while taking a break at work
-waifus
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>>378294130
>TWO completely normal australians
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>>378293745
Anyone knows how many skins/cosmetics blizzard has released since release date ?
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>>378291615
Thank you will look into all these
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Just played it for the first time on the free weekend.
Mostly indistinguishable from other multiplayer shooters. Bored of it already. Of the two multiplayer game free trials I played today, I enjoyed ARMS much more.
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>>378294130
I feel like Torb and Rein shouldn't co-exist. That, or Torb should get a different look. He just feels like tiny Rein, which is really offputting.
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>>378283385
Marketing, marketing, marketing. Blizzard is the Disney of the video game industry when it comes to sheer marketing power. The emergence of the typical Blizzdrone is the most common effect of that and it snowballs from there. No matter what you criticise about the game, be it design, gameplay, maps, content updates, lootboxes, developer support or even the community; you WILL be talked down to no matter the forum or platform, leading to a false sense of consensus which is in turn the breeding ground of normie acceptance.

The game is fun at its core but there's plenty enough wrong with it that will never be changed because it would make the game more elitist, something Blizzard would never ever do.
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>>378283647
>an established hold on the competitive scene

Fucking lol mate.
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Better question:

why are koreans so fucking cancerous in this game

who am I kidding, why are they cancerous in most games they dive down like autistic fucks

and I'm not talking about how good they are at the game, they just act like retards
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>>378291775
>Obviously the human eye doesn't experience lensflare

I do....every fucking summer day.

Is this not a thing with humans ?
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>>378294381
To bad Hi-Rez is on my black list for what they did to Global Agenda.
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>>378293591
>Good players aren't good, they just have no life
>I'm only silver because I don't care
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>>378295047
>you WILL be talked down to no matter the forum or platform
This is the worst feeling.
Talking to friends who play it is awful. They refuse to ever compromise or even re-evaluate a single point and keep shitting on you even if you extend the favor of admitting flexibility to them. They just won't even entertain the idea that maybe something might not be good about it.
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>>378295047
>if you change it it'll be elitist
Explain what specific change would do that? All the stuff wrong with the game can and will be fixed. Overtime was fixed, unplayable zen was fixed and then OP zen was fixed, etc. They clearly care enough to keep it updated so what change do u mean is impossible?
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>>378295047
at least d.va will still be hot
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>>378294663
there was games like battleborn for competition
lol
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>>378287048
I heard they fucked up the rates
Haven't got shit yet, not minding that much honestly, found it to be a pretty shit batch. Not as shit as the last one but still.
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>>378295253
Last night trying to get my 10 placements in for the season, there was a Korean unabashedly downranking. No point in even trying to win.

To be on topic, I played lots of WoW. The one time I stopped for a few months I got hooked on TF2. So I loved the shit out of Overwatch at Blizzcon 2014(?) and I counted the days to release. Clearly I'm not that into it if I don't even bother with ranked. I just take the game too seriously and losses just feel so horrible. I'm compelled to assume my teammates were the majority of the fault in the loss. Winning doesn't feel earned enough. Ladder anxiety is real. I can't bring myself to play it very long.

TF2 was much more relaxed. 11 - 31 other people to rely on, much less focus on individuals, and a less important meta. These could sound like bad things but I think they're good in this context.
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>>378295740
>All the stuff wrong with the game can and will be fixed.

Blizzdrone.
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>>378296109
not an argument
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>>378294381
>I like Paladins more tbqh

You've got bad taste. Paladins is literally a cheap ripoff of Overwatch. No stop actually its worse than that. They took their original boring little game and then made it into an Overwatch ripoff.
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>>378296153
>this game that came out before Overwatch is an Overwatch rip off

:^)
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>>378295253

Koreans are trying to outNEET Japs but they don't know that the Japanese have already reached maximum level of NEETdom that they're literally going extinct and not having any more babies and there won't be anymore Japs in 15 years
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>>378288196
>Black Lives Matter and half of Tumblr absolutely lose their minds
You could have puppies cuddling together and that lot would find something to be upset about.
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1.) sex appeal
2.) skinner box
3.) mild feeling of accomplishment via hitscan
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>>378296280
WHERE ARE THE PUPPIES OF COLOR
POC DEMAND REPRESENTATION
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>>378296234
They completely changed the game into a wannabe Overwatch this is fact.
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>>378296153
>>378296234
>>378296359
both games are fucking TF2 ripoffs so who gives a shit? they're both fun and the same shit
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>>378295740
Introduce an informative scoreboard so instead of deflecting every criticism with "lol no u" everyone can see that you're fucking shit and you take it like a man.

Oh wait that won't work either because it's a teamgame at its core so that even very good players won't get the big e-peen numbers if they want to fulfill a specialized role, i.e. a harasser Winston.

So how about removing POTG and medals so that the only thing that matters is winning or losing. As if that would ever happen my dude.
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>>378289056
>racial diversity pandering
Less to do with that and more to do with making sure you're going to be attracted to at least one of the characters. It's the opposite approach of anime which makes everybody as generic as possible so the viewer can easily project their own tastes.
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>>378285294
underrated
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waifus. like this one here. only value i see in the game.
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- RNG collectibles
- Points instead of KDR
- No ammunition
- Simple gun play
- Large health pools
- Team oriented gameplay
- Blizzard pushing it as a competitive game
- Attractive characters / something for everyone

It's the perfect casual trap.
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>>378296474
>Both fun.

But Paladins is shit.
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>>378288737
Edgy.
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>>378283429
>>378283385

Look at Fire Emblem Awakening and Fates.

Look at Overwatch and WOW porn.

It's WOW models in a TFII enviroment with Waifu skins.
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>>378296789
>wanting blood in a shooter game is edgy
>wanting trash talk in a competitive game is edgy
are you in kindergarten
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>>378296660

I know you like panda women in real life you Fucking furry.

>>378296570

Completely incorrect, saying anime doesn't have diverse characters is bullshit they already done the fucking TEST with WORLD OF WARCRAFT with the models and the rule 34.

For example you dumb shit.

Zarya is the female orc model
Mei is the female panda
Black Widow is the female Night Elf
Tracer is the blood elf.

Get over your fucking self they had the research before hand with World of Warcraft and massive rule 34 on it. They are generic models with skins attached.
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>>378296839
Blood, in this game, detracts from the atmosphere of the game, which is overly positive.

Trash talk yourself.
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>>378296949
>which is overly positive

But that was his point?
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>>378295047

Half the marketing was done with WOW it's WOW characters in the more related setting.
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>>378283385
artificial hype and tumblr art style
sage
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Qts.
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it's successful because it's really good. blizzard hit it out of the park with overwatch. sorry fellas.
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>>378296949
if they want a positive game, make an rpg or an adventure game.
they made a shooter and cut its balls off.
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>>378296949
You mean light hearted.
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>>378283385
Im gonna need all the Sombra porn that i can get my hands on.
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>>378283385
Easy to pick up, straight to the action, and non stop. Variety of characters lets people feel like they're unique and they have a team to fall back on/blame. The atmosphere is light and jovial and the endless shots of dopamine from loot boxes is a huge draw.

People enjoy things like this.
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>>378296486
>remove potg and medals
how the hell would that even do anything? Remove both and the mechanics of the game sty the same which tells me you don't have a problem with the game mechanically and are just spouting memes to fit in.
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>>378283385
Man it sucks when you want to kiss a girl in a drawing but you can't because she's not real
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>>378296948
>panda women in real life
i don't get it. does that mean actual pandas? or chinese women? if it's the second how does that make me a furry because i don't like the first one. real pandas are fucking useless creatures. mei just makes my penis go doki-doki.
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>>378297165
Sorry, me no speaka da english to well. >>378297021


>>378297132
But what does this game gain from the addition of blood? If you want a gory game play a gory game. I love TF2 and it's gibs but that's a different art direction.
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>>378283385
I'm all for waifus in games but in this one I don't give a shit about any of them. d.va is fucking obnoxious I don't see how people waifu her
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>>378286338
>Sombra would never date you because your internet profile that she can pull up on a whim paints you as a pathetic waste of a person
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>>378297550
it gains bite. overwatch is so safe and corporate approved i just want some fucking something man. when i FRAG i want it to be satisfying.
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>>378297386
Oh there's plenty wrong with it mechanically, don't worry, but the smug community is still the worst part of the game and hampers proper feedback extremely.
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>>378283385
Marketing, Blizzard's professional Skinner box application, casualness, and the biggest offender lack of Team Fortress 3.

Team based class shooters may as well not exist barring TF2 and Overwatch filled the decade long gap that those dumb fucks at Valve didn't bother to fill with TF3. It was the perfect time to release with no competition but a decade old game.

Also they didn't fall for the SJW shit like Blunderborn did. Oh sure Blizz will put on the "Look Mei is big!" or "Tracer likes women!" shit so that idiots think highly of them but it has always been about good looking waifus.

It's why Mei is actually perfect thick with big tits under a coat and tight bodysuits on half the girls. Even Grandma wears one with her young skin.

Zarya is straight racist and people STILL think she's some tumblrina, Blizz knows exactly how to influence people. Fuckers are inspiring almost if they weren't super villains.
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>>378296660
I wanna blow raspberries on that belly!
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>>378294130
Jesus fuck, you're autistic. There's no inconsistency to it, you're just a fucking weeb who can't into superhero universes. Because that's essentially what Overwatch kinda is. Very superhero comic book, very G.I. Joe.
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BADASS
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>>378298028
>Zarya is straight racist and people STILL think she's some tumblrina

Most normal people just think that she looks disgusting and completely out of place. Easily the oddest looking hero in the entire game.
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>>378287048
I got Mercy's dance. That's pretty much it from about 7? boxes.
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Has anyone found something more boring to watch than competitive overwatch on twitch? How are they gonna sell this shit as an esport lmao
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>>378287130
Is she made of plastic?
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>>378296948
>>378297512
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>>378298319
>How are they gonna sell this shit as an esport lmao

They pay unbelievable amounts of money to every big Youtuber already, what do you think?
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>>378294130
I never have any trouble identifying character silhouettes, regardless of skin.
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>>378298073
i don't know where you got weeb from what i said, especially considering i mocked the whole cyborg samurai katana folded 10,000 times purest nippon steel thing. i guess i get where you're coming from but it doesn't work with me. the art direction doesn't really fit with the comic book superhero vibe you're talking about. also there's the issue with the lore which i think takes itself way too seriously for what it's presenting in the game which brings to mind too many bad flashbacks of superhero comic books and movies that do the same thing. like widowmaker's backstory is really fucking dark but it's juxtaposed against fucking TALKING GORILLA. it's like batman and plastic man together, it doesn't fucking gel with me.
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ALL THE R34
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>>378283385

D.Va
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>>378297512
What a low effort "art". Why even put a fucking pattern on her dress if you gonna be so lazy about it?
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>>378294381
>overwatch gameplay with battleborn aesthetics
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>>378288737
Everyone fucking hates Sombra and literally wants her to die, even her allies.

It's pretty great.
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>>378299064
Sounds good. BB gameplay is trash.
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>>378299031
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>DUDE it's just QP lmao u mad u mad are you seriously raging in QP? wow lol

Literally ruins the entire game for me.
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>>378299283
You know there are quite a lot of people that criticise Gonzo and Gankutsuou because of the garish, distracting art, right?
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>>378286519

Considering that the average Mexican is a mongrel, you're likely a quadroon.
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>>378299376
Fuck off. Your try hard esports shit ruined OW for me. You took QP from me and made it comp lite so I can't even have my fucking 6 man rein teams and shit that made the game fun to me in beta and launch
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>>378299449
and those people's opinions I do not respect
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>>378299075
I dont hate Sombra I want to breed her
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>>378287048
I got Genji's sentai skin even though I don't use him and Zenyatta's and dance emote. Plus a few sprays amd icons.
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>>378299476
Yeah the occasional tryhard is way worse than 90% of QP matches being Widowmaker, Hanzo, Genji, Sombra, Roadhog and Torbjorn.
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>>378286191
Because her features are incredibly white. She looks like a fucking duck in-game.
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>quality
>cool skins
>can be addicting to cap the addict types and mlg crowd

Honestly it isn't even that good. I only play to get the skins I want during events, the game is fun but shit gets so fucking boring and repetitive after a while. Unless you are into in competitively which then you will get hopelessly hooked, where you keep telling yourself just 1 more game.. I wish the game had a story mode.
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>>378287207
Fucking lucky, that's definitely the best skin in this event.
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>>378288737
It does, the characters talk shit to each other all the time, either before games or when they kill each other.
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>>378294879
Like 4 or 500 probably if we're including all the player icons and voice lines.
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>>378287048
Got Reinhardt's new skin, but I don't play him much.
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>>378297093
I want to make Ana a mother!
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>>378298418

i feel terrible asking this, but source?
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>>378301143
You obviously meant someone else so I'll forgive your mistake as long as you correct it.
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>>378301312
Same.
I want to give Pharah a lot of sisters.
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>>378283385
It's not, Activision just lie about numbers and can get away with it because trhey avoid things like steamspy.
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>>378301456
Those numbers come from investor meetings, and if you lie in those, you are risking a gigantic lawsuit.
What they say is the total amount of owners, not the daily peaks.
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>>378283385
it is fun
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>>378301456
all that says is that 30 million people have registered and bought the game, that doesn't say how many people are playing it. gaming journalism proves its credibility once again.
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Name one company in any form that has a bigger and more radical following cult than Blizzard that isn't Apple. You can't and there's you answer. I'm willing to say there are more radical blizzdrones than jihadists
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>>378301994
/pol/
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>>378301921
I don't believe for a second that Destiny sold 30 million copies.
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Sombra and Pharah ruined women who arent brown for me.
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>>378287192
>people who call it ez mode or the like
>they get railroaded when they actually do play
>the very few that make it to 25 to do ranked have such a shitty H-MMR, that even if they miraculously got 10 W, they get low silver/high bronze
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>>378302130
i remember there was pretty big hype for it when it came out. it may sound silly in hindsight, but there was indeed hype.
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>>378283385
>Even people who are hard into the game agree that it's a very simple shooter. Don't go full shill.

I don't. Stop playing quickplay.
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>>378293591
>t.bronze player
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>>378293591
Bronze/silver/gold are the grind
plat/diamond/masters is where grind meets skill
GM/500 is pretty much all skill
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>there are people in this thread that think mmr/comp rank is a good measure of skill
Only trashies play comp mm in a game like Overwatch so you really only need to be slightly above mediocre to get a high rank. It's not hard or impressive.
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>>378297837
So you don't have anything wrong to say about it except you just discovered that fanboys are annoying?
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>>378283385
Around the time their first trailer released, they flew every big TF2 youtuber over to their studio to play a demo of the game so they could go back and hype it up to their audiences.
That and waifus, I don't play the game but I know Diva gets a new stripper costume every update
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>>378287192
>half the roster is useless in serious play
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>>378283385
Anybody else got the Widowmaker statue?

September can't cum fast enough
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>>378302314
>when you talk big but don't even realize that personal numbers shouldn't matter in a teamgame, making the entire way competitive ranking is set up fundamentally broken

At least know your own game, Blizzdrone.
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>>378302907
I didn't say anything about the fanbase, I said something about how people behave and treat each other and respond to the developers inside the game. Nice try though Blizzdrone.
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>>378302886
>plat/diamond/masters is where grind meets skill

Fucking kek my dude.
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streamniggers
cs being shit
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>>378303230
>even if GSW loses to Cavs, Curry should be given a trophy because he did good individually
Did you like, never do team sports as a child?
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>>378283385
Why is Sombra so shit?
All the other look distinct and memorable, she's like the 4th Totally Spy but less sexy.
>>
>play quake and ut for years
>pick widowmaker
>ez pz

What other characters are also OP for quake/ut players?
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>>378303448
That is exactly what I'm criticising, what the fuck.
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>>378303448
>the lips on Sombra in this pic

What the fuck.
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>>378303454
McCree and Pharah.
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So can Supports play Comp yet? Or is it the same bullshit where they get like 1/3 to 1/2 the shit DPS or even Tanks get?
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>>378303558
I don't follow what the issue is? This isn't a free for all deathmatch, you're stuck with 5 other people, to beat 6 people in an objective based map
communication and synergy come with the match, unless you can magically produce a roadhog/76/genji that can wipe 3 people off the map for your team
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>>378302886
You are a med plat if you talk like this. Jokes on you, you're garbage. I'm tired of people like you that made it just out of the gold garbage bin and think they are lit now.
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>>378302220
I want to impregnate Pharah so much.
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>>378303725

>So can Supports play Comp yet? Or is it the same bullshit where they get like 1/3 to 1/2 the shit DPS or even Tanks get?

What are you talking about? GM and Masters was infested with one-trick Mercy mains last season who were carried to the top by their friends. It was fucking horrible because every few games you ended up with 3 one-trick supports in a team - none of whom could play tank or DPS.
>>
>>378303737
We share the exact same point, you must have misunderstood my post.
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>>378303760
>the silver said
if you even have a rank
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>>378303881
B-but I thought you only rank up if you have skill!
>>
>Abilities that would be considered hacks in any other game
>Game revolves entirely around the ultimates
>Characters that literally do not need to aim
>Netcode that "favors the shooter", meaning you can use abilities and have them go off on your end, only to watch the killcam and see that you didn't use any abilities, silly goy
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>>378303760
t. Genji/Pharah main that got carried
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>>378303915
I guess blizzdrone threw me off
i loathe everything currently in Blizzards roster, minus OW, and even then it needs more work than i know they're willing to put in

>>378303881
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Ehx-uHWCy4
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>>378303923 >>378304028
Why are you so angry?
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>>378303968

It doesn't take any skill to follow people around and hold down a mouse button as Mercy. You can even rez from spawn in multiple 2 CP maps which is fucking retarded.
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>>378303881
I'm talking about the bullshit where Supports got less points on wins than the other classes.

Is that shit gone yet? Because Solo Queue isn't worth that kind of trouble if it isn't.
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>>378303796
Looks nothing like Pharah except for the hair and make-up.
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>>378304075
shhhh little one, it's time for bed
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>>378283385
I think a lot of the success of Overwatch comes from the fact that I want Mercy to step on my dick with her high heels.
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>>378304065

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Ehx-uHWCy4

Ok, you laugh, but this is legitimately a huge problem in the higher leagues. Boosted Mercy players are utter cancer.
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>>378304082
Noooo this can't be, they said ranks do matter!
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>>378304140
Sounds rude and lewd.
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>>378304116

>I'm talking about the bullshit where Supports got less points on wins than the other classes.

Supports were getting way more points than they should have been getting. Blizzard normalised it, not the other way around.

Climbing as someone like Rein is much harder than climbing as a support. If you want to cheese the system, play Sombra.
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>>378304132
>still going on
Okay anon, enjoy med plat before you fall back to gold next season, jej.
>>
>>378286191
CHI
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>>378304149
Maybe now you realize why people laugh at anyone who thinks rank is an actual indicator of skill.
>>
>have friend who plays OW every chance he gets
>whenever he sees me online he invites me to his group and calls me on the battlenet voice chat
>we have fun for about an hour
>something happens during that time and he gets unbearably tilted
>gets mad that his hard counter is focusing him
>refuses to switch
what the fuck do I do I just want to play the game and have fun
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>>378304175
How does the tail on the imp/devil Mercy work? LIke where is it mounted?

>>378304065
Who gave her the lower back of an afro-amnerican woman?
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>>378285949
Are you kidding? Blizard is famous for abandoning his games. FAGGOT
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>>378283385
it panders to the special snowflakes: weebs and sjws
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>>378304292
rank range for stacks needs to be 250 for GM+ and 300-500 for everything else.1k range is retardedly broken as a silver can play with a plat
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>>378304385
this is a huge insult to my intern weeb
OW waifus are just a bland bait
>>
>successfully combines the 2 biggest esports genres (FPS and MoBa)
>marketing
>great character designs with personalities/waifus
>regular game updates
>shekel boxes
>extremely easy to pick up
>heroes range from being high skill cap characters for CS legends (McCree) to characters that are like playing a phone game so that grlgamers can play (Mercy)
>fairly easy to run on PC for a game made in 2016
>fills the hole left by CoD getting old for consolebabbies

Am I missing anything?
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>>378287048
i got 5 legendaries an hour ago
from paying 50 shekels to the jews
>>
Fun fact, D. Va was designed as a test to see who would be attracted to her, and therefore who needed to be wiped off the face of the earth once Blizzard owns the entire planet.
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>>378304302
Get some friends to play Overwatch with. Sounds like you don't actually like this guy.
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Gabriel had a hard life.
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>>378304586
I should've said that he's one of my best friends, a blast to hang out with, I have the time of my life during that hour but after that everyone in the group starts leaving one by one because of how unbearable he becomes.
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>>378304207
I'm from S1, it was busted in the bad sense back then.

Never touched Comp after that, but I can assume that they fixed it by breaking it in the positive direction (too many points) then nerfed it back down to something more balanced.
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>>378304582
why wouldnt people be attracted to an asian gamer gril with big titties and ass
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>>378304538
>Moba
>Because people have ultimate skills
No towers, no upgrades, no item shops, no creeps, no denies, no jungle, no runes, no pit boss
But sure, having a skill that requires a charge makes it a MOBA, okay
>>
>>378304668
>d. va
>big titties and ass

LMAO
NIGGA GET YOUR EYES CHECKED
GET SOME GLASSES DAWG
BRUH YOU NEED SOME EYEDROPS OR SOME SHIT
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>>378295456
This.
Never forget.
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>>378304656

>Never touched Comp after that, but I can assume that they fixed it by breaking it in the positive direction (too many points) then nerfed it back down to something more balanced.

That's basically what they did. However, they still haven't fixed the boosting problem which means that the upper leagues have tons of silver-level support players.
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>>378283385
I don't know, but kids do like spamming this trash on /v/ instead of actual games
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>>378295456
>GA
>Not the game that brought our board together
VGN
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>>378304684
I didnt say it was a MoBa you faggot dotard, it just takes MoBa elements

the game also doesnt play like an FPS since games are based on initiators, reflexes, and focus fire coordination rather than your aim, movement, and reflexes
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>>378289760
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVNUVMxGlgo&t=9s
It's still shit compared to that.
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>>378304826
>it just takes MoBa elements
No towers, no upgrades, no item shops, no creeps, no denies, no jungle, no runes, no pit boss
But sure, having a skill that requires a charge makes it a MOBA, okay

You might as well say CoD is a MOBA, because you have to go on a charge (kill streak) to get a care package (ultimate)
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>>378287320
>oliver oil
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>>378283385
>Copy and paste successful arena shooter title
>Replace characters with tits, minorities, faggots, muh normies pandering
>Dumb it down, casual and friendly
>Shiny color, generic sci-fi future setting with no plot
>Max out cross-promoting over popular games within the company
>$$$
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>>378304871
>tf2
>"it's funny cause they sound funny XDD"

>overwatch
>say something legitimately clever/funny
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>>378283385

Pandering
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guys

it still hurts
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>>378304318
It's a plug meant to reward good behaviour.
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>>378292206
if they make a shagohod inspired bastion skin that would be cool asf
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>>378305136
>this pic
>that thread
please no
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>>378304962
Here wishing for a second videogame crash
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>>378304175
why are her tits so small? did they reduce them?
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>>378304656
Source?
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>>378305307
She's a succubus(male).
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>>378305307
All semen demons are flat
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>>378298597
batman and plastic man HAVE gone together without a problem though.

well, without a problem to everyone in the fucking world except you
>>
>>378304653
>tfw I am that guy
though to be fair I am 9/10 times carrying the team with 5 medals and 4 of them gold

there's only so many times you can bang your head against the wall before suffering irreversible brain damage
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>>378304896
You both are idiots because clearly it's a Final Fantasy clone for having Limit Breaks.
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>>378305192
What about it, Anon?
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>>378305307
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>>378305602
Mercy is not for lewds
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>>378304175
>that dance
She's a 37 year old alright.

Not that there's anything wrong, older women deserve love too.
>>
>>378305662
The bulge is the exact same. It only appears different
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>>378283385
Blizzard takes the time to add detail and lore. Good lore. Plus, the pixar graphics actually work well. The hero designs are fantastic. Each character feels viable in their own way. It's fun to hunt loot boxes as it is harmless neutral gain. It is streamlined to get you in, get good, work with a team, get better. It all just feels so nice & comfy.

I just got done farming 5 boxes, c'mon Action Bastard!
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>>378288802
>no fall damage
>no ammo management
>no movement skills
>no death penalties
>a lot of "free get out of jail card" abilities
>a lot of "free frag" abilites
S-s-sure senpai
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>>378305673
She deserves to become a mommy.
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>>378305801
But everyone plays by the same rules
So how is any of that an advantage?
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>>378298597

>sketchy science experiments on a sci-fi colony in outer space, specifically the moon
>massive chinese corporation funding the genetic experimentation of animals away from the prying eyes of other governments
>scientists create several super-intelligent apes
>the apes are also incredibly agressive and can go into a sort of supernatural "rage"
>they fucking MURDER the entire colony, a human genocide where everyone fucking dies and nobody can hear them scream as they get ripped apart by gorillas
>the youngest of the gorillas was going through a different training and was taught curiosity and ethics, that earth is a perfect place, so as soon as he grows old enough he creates an escape vehicle and leaves the colony to earth
>this genetic freak is then forced to work as a soldier in a war that is tearing the world apart, the world he thought was a utopia is actually a giant fuckhole for robots and he doesnt want that

LOL TALKING MONKEY NOT DARK AT AL LMAO THIS GAME HAS NO DIRECTION
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>>378305801
>no fall damage
How's this a problem?
>no ammo management
lol
>no movement skills
How so?
>no death penalties
wat.
>a lot of "free get out of jail card" abilities
huh?
>a lot of "free frag" abilites
Oh, you're retarded.
Also this >>378305849

It's almost as if you want it to be a completely different game.
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>>378305602
It was a dark and glorious day
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>>378305136
Thank you, but how does it work in detail?
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>>378305801
>no movement skills
But that's wrong.

>death penalties
What does that even mean? You want to lose EXP for dying?

It's always funny how people compare overwatch to regular fps. Of course it's different. That's why it's so liked. Because it's different and not your average fps, where you left click and thats it.
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>>378305829
She's everyone's mommy.
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>>378305961
Pretty simple, actually.
As you can see here
>>378305931
the device is attached into her anus, and vibrates when healing.
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>>378305780
3 duplicates, 2 white currency & dune buggy Bastion.
;-;
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>>378305931
>>378306073
That actually sounds good. Thank you both! Hope to see more Mercy skins and art.
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>>378306025
Just because she forces you to call her mommy doesn't make it so.
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Is there anyone gayer in the history of time than Mercy mains?
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>>378306198
>forces
>>
Appeals to sjws, queers, cunts and shitskins.
Expect an official tranny hero soon
>>
>>378306361
But /v/ said appealing to those people means the game would flop.
>>
Because casual normiecucks will eat up anything as long as it has a Blizzard logo on the cover.
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>>378306320
I try to imagine her imp/devil version is as aspect of her ego or id that she sometimes reveals when she practices medicine:
good side made Genji
bad side created Reyes
And she dresses up accordingly.

Her smile when increasing damage is incredibly fiendish.
>>
>>378306361
Did blizzard call you already?
>>
>>378306361
Aside from you flipping your shit about that, I don't feel it is forced, or I calm my tits better. They should make Bastion/Winston gay as a joke to tone it down. Since they said there are more like Tracer.
>>
>>378305849
I didn't say anything about that being advantages or disadvantages. The game is very simple and has low skill ceiling, that's it.
Think of it as of chess with half of the figures removed. That can be fun, sure, but it will never have such a strong strategic depth as chess has.
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>'friend is now playing overwatch'
>right click
>remove friend
>block all communication
Problem solved.
>>
>>378306647
>implying he didn't block you from the start
>>
>>378306647
>anime poster removing friends
i'm amazed you had any to begin with
>>
>>378306647
What problem did you solve?
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>>378306578
fine with fag as a joke? shouldn't you be blowing Tyrone while repeatedly apologizing right now?
>>
>>378283385
Disney Eyes
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>>378306724
>a video game character
>anime

????
>>
>>378290230
It is pretty good but I hate artist that overuse chromatic aberration.
KR0NPRINZ I'm looking at you.
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>>378290940
LSD dream emulator.
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>>378306484
I want to be dominated by devil Mercy.
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>>378305934
And what a typical blizzdrone we do have here!
"I can't argue with you cuz I don't have anything to say so I will lul and call u a retard hurr durr"
That's pathetic.
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>>378304596
>Genji suddenly a part of Blackwatch for no reason
>Event skin doesn't even mention Mercy, just "Overwatch specialists"

Chu just keeps rewriting shit with each Event doesn't he.
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>>378306724
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>>378306849
>unironical usage of exclamation marks
>cuz
>lul
>quotes instead of greentexting
Reddit detected.
>>
>>378306856
They write it as the time goes on. Something will seem weird and so.
>>
>>378295373
No, you don't
>>
>>378306849
Some stellar counter-points you got there champ :^)
>>
>>378306914
Chu basically admitted he writes shit as he goes, no wonder Overwatch's story and world is pastey and inconsistent, you have that kind of lax person as your LEAD writer.
>>
>>378306742
Lemme do whatever you what in your autistic fantasy as long as you sperg less, heh.
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Pic related is why, and if you happen to play this casual garbage you might as well go back.
>>
>this game is being balanced by people that thought this was ready for release
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEMPE6YCOc8
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>>378293731
>Michael Angelo
Alright, you got me.
>>
>>378307108
Well, with some fans getting attached to whatever aspects of the fiction he writes it will become harder to change or correct that.

>>378306846
And how would Dr. Ziegler do that?
>>
>>378307229
Not an argument. If you want Reddit, check all the Farcry threads lately.
>>
>>378305972
>death penalties
No ult charge lost, turrets and traps stay. I can't count how many times I killed Mercy just to see her resurrecting the entire team 10 seconds after. Once we've managed to kill her twice in a row and she still was able to resurrect 4 people standing right in the spawn room (Gibraltar btw). Aren't this a little bit stupid and annoying?
>>
>>378304175
I want to go to hell and have mercy service my dick with her demonic mouth, ass and twat for all eternity.
>>
>>378307305
>not an argument
>when there's literally 0 overwatch players who arent obnoxious, meme-spewing, casual shitlords
>>
>>378307301
For certain things, sure. But take shit like in the beginning it being implied Mercy was responsible for Reaper's currently form, now that's not a thing anymore. Now Genji was suddenly a part of Blackwatch when for 10 months there was not even a hint or clue of that.
>>
>>378307397
You can't just do that. You can't just nerf the already weak heroes.
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>>378307428
>shitlords
Fuck off fat as fuck Tumblrina.
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>>378307535
If I were a Tumblrina I would be praising this diverse and tolerant "game", little buddy.
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>>378307502
>it being implied Mercy was responsible for Reaper's currently form, now that's not a thing anymore

What? Don't make me tilt IRL. This was the foundation for my deep love for the imp/devil skins. I don't want her to be a solely good doctor.

Chu is a horrible person.
>>
>>378307624
>Airquotes on "game"
Nope, it's definitely a game, it fits the definition.
>>
>>378307624
You would also be using ebin as fug tumblr words like shitlord, so fuck off.
You are the same cancer who unironically post facebook shit like
>le kys XDD
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>>378307108
World of Warcraft
>specific lore established, everything set in stone and books get published about each character
>the wow "lore" is universally panned by the turbosperg audience who is angry that arthas isnt married to their neon green night elf druid-mage that is secretly the MPREG daughter of malfurion and cenarius
>they have to deal with this shit for EVERY SINGLE STORY UPDATE going on 14 years
>countless cries of "fire metzen" or literally anyone who has a name in the company
Starcraft 2
>holy shit can you believe there's people who took our "stupid fucking hillbillies in space" lore seriously
>they will actually defend that one time we all took shots and thought "im the queen bitch of the universe" was a cool line
Diablo 3
>dont get me fucking started

Overwatch
>hey guys we have a comic set up with the backstory and all the characters are fleshed out and ready to
>CANCEL IT
>what
>FUCKING CANCEL IT, MAKE ONE OF THEM GAY, WHO CARES WHO IT IS, MAKE THEM ALL GAY, WHO GIVES A FUCK
>ONE OF THEM IS FROM THE MOON, THE NINJA IS IN BLACKWATCH, THE RUSSIAN IS A RACIST, JUST FUCK EVERYTHING AND MAKE MORE SKINS
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>>378307401
>you'll never fill her womb
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>>378293340
It worked for TF2
>>
>>378293340
>who needs personalities
That's what I wonder.
Who?
Why do characters in multiplayer videogames need personalities?
Why are there characters in MP videogames in the first place?
What's the point?
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>>378307684
>he uses facebook
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>>378307787
you think valve really intended the "the team requires a dispenser at this location" function to become one of the games longest lasting memes? really? they were probably banking on the sandvich thing becoming the biggest meme in tf2 and i guess they were kind of right, but even then that's not a catchphrase.
>>
>>378307764
She's a videogame character.

What, Are you fuckin gay?
>>
>>378307886
I don't, because it's cancer, and I don't want facebook cancer in /v/
At least mods killed all the le DESU le PHAM spam, done exclusively by redditors.
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>>378307960
Well, if you don't use facebook how come you know what people would post on facebook? It makes no sense, redditfriend. Just like your casual mobashooter.
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>take everything from TF2
>add tits and ass to pander to horny virgins
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>>378308056
I hate it precisely because I used to use it.
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>>378307928
LMAO HE'S FRENCH

10 years is a long time, try to remember back when you were five and you were saying "what sick man sends babies to fight me" to your other friends at the jungle gym
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>>378298028
>Zarya is straight racist
First time I heard that
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>>378308123
She hates robots and is in the army, so the waifufags of that dyke go
>WOAH DUDE, SHE'S LIKE, THE REENCARNATION OF THE 4TH REICH
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>>378308092
>uses facebook
>stops using facebook
>proceeds to now make fun of people using facebook
wow, somebody's really trying hard to fit in.
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>>378308123
She hates the omniggers
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>>378308191
Maybe I stopped going to Facebook and I dislike it because I went there and didn't like it?
Are you trying to make it look as if having reasons to dislike something is bad?
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>>378285294
I actually love Overwatch but this is pretty much true.

Except I'd add that if TF2 didn't go down the hat and gun variant route then people will have probably stuck around for longer
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>>378308224
So does Widowmaker, Torb and a couple others.
>>
It's an easy game that when you lose, you can blame your team and take no ownership of the loss yourself.

And it might actually be true.
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>>378283385
https://youtu.be/DainZ7p-huY
Do you have this Overshit
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>>378308395
Le wacky reddit shit?
Plenty.
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>>378308261
Sorry, but I don't see a lot of 'opinion' in your post. Just mindless Reddit-droneposting. Good goy, keep buying these lootboxes and supporting the cancer that is killing video games.
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>>378308308
torb doesnt think robots are real
he literally made the original design and programmed the AI, he sees them as malfunctioning backhoes or dishwashers and would gladly repair one if need be.
technically, the turret he drops IS an omnic by all definitions.

Zarya thinks robots are people, but extremely shitty people who all deserve to die.
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>>378308115
i can't even think of any jokes related to spy being french except soldier domination lines
>your white flag cannot stop american bullets
>words cannot express how much i hate france right now
also i could never do the heavy voice in the jungle gym, my tenor voice couldn't handle it.
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>>378308465
No, sorry, I don't buy any post-2005 videogames, they are all worthless.
I came in to call you out for using Tumblr speak such as shitlord.
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>>378308481
I don't give a fuck, saying that someone is racist and fascist and right wing and what not because he hates a bunch of robots is autismal projection from waifufags in denial over waifuing a character that looks like the embodiment of Tumblr.
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>>378308465
>hating Facebook is mindless reddit-droneposting
wtf kys Tbh Pham i mean, like, hello, it's 2017 omg ur such a racist trump supporter

There, did you understand me?
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>>378308562
>shitlord
>tumblr-speak
>pretends to be an oldfriend
Pick 1, anon
Shitlord was a widely used insult before Tumblr was even a thing
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>>378303454
I used to play Quake live, and Genji has become my favourite character.
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>>378307787
There's a difference here you seem to be neglecting.

TF2 came out at a time when memes weren't something you forced until they became popular and then fizzled out a week later. These were genuine memes, means of communication between players that they found humorous by accident. Everything about TF2 had a humorous aspect to it that lend itself really easy into memes, especially because the characters were so memorable. Did Valve intend for people to make memes out of the game ? Probably. But there's a difference between just putting funny lines in the game and specifically trying to force catchphrases into something. They sure as hell didn't start the TF2 meme train, nor could they have possibly predicted how big it would get.

TF2 didn't just have memes for every single character, most of which made by the organic accident which creates actually good memes). It created breeding grounds for memes to blossom. These memes transcended the joke aspect to become a self-sustaining community. The game itself became one huge meme machine that created other meme machines capable of creating their own memes. Garry's Mod memes and creators, SFM, smexuals, Meet The Team parodies, the Scout Army, and many others I can't even remember. And Valve barely had to do a thing for them to happen.

What does Overwatch have ? "It's High Noon" and D.Va MLG jokes ?
Give me a break
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>>378293264
enjoy your deported baby
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>>378308562
I'm not fluent in burgerspeech, so I wasn't aware of the fact that 'shitlord' was a term used exclusively by tumblr, according to underage logic. Please rest assured that I have never been active on tumblr and proceed to kys you're self xDDD.
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>>378308635
>make a racist character, who says racist things, has a racist backstory, and behaves like a racist would behave
>but calling that character a racist is projecting,
because its a girl. You arent allowed to do that to a girl.

swallow poison
>>
the game is so accessible that even my dumbshit sisters who play nothing but the sims 4 are playing overwatch. what a shit game.
>>
>>378308697
So was coolface, are you going to use it too?
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>>378308793
No because coolface isn't fun
Shitlord is you utter shitlord
Now pack up your autism and leave the thread
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>>378308724
TF2 DID IT FIRST YOUR GAME DOESNT COUNT: the post
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>>378308751
And again, she hates robots so she's literally the embodiment of /pol/, right, reddit waifufag?
Not even a nice try, this cringeworthy attempt at making that Tumblr-dyke look like anything but a Tumblr-dyke is hilariously awful.
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>>378283385
I'm playing the free weekend for the second time, there really isn't any character that is fun to use
>>
>>378308724
Sounds like both games are built by reddit, for reddit.
The fact that you think the sentence
>TF2 didn't just have memes for every single character, most of which made by the organic accident which creates actually good memes)
Is something good is pretty much the embodiment of cancer, much like how Overwatch and TF2 are the embodiment of everything wrong with videogames.
>>
>>378308852
>No because coolface isn't fun
But shitlord is the most epic word of epicness, right, fat as fuck Tumblrina?
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>>378308859
>is in an incontinent rage about other people projecting
>literally projecting three times in his post complaining about projecting

you cant make this shit up
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>>378308724
Sounds like TF2 is pretty much a black hole of cancer.
Thank god OW won't.
And I hope this terrible trend of giving MP characters "personality" dies off.
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>>378309030
Don't worry, Anon.
That pink-haired bull dyke is pretty much the 4th Reich and she will soon get a spray of her beating niggers, spics and jews to death while wearing an SS uniform.
I mean, she hates robots.
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>>378283385
It panders to it's audience. A LOT.
Outside of character design (which is arguably bad) I can't find any other reason to play this junk.
>>
>>378303665

Are these the VAs?
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>>378309110
>projecting this hard
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>>378309064
>And I hope this terrible trend of giving MP characters "personality" dies off.
i swear there's a retard like you who says this in every single fucking thread
mp characters have had personality for almost as long as multiplayer shooters have existed
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>>378309110
>I mean, she hates robots.
And we all know what robots are a metaphor for.
How does blizzard get away with it?
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>>378309110

Holy shit dude, did a girl with pink hair publicly reject you so hard that an entire crowd of people pointed and laughed at you?
>>
flamethrower hero when?
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>>378309152
And it's a trend that has to die off.
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>>378309236
yeah, nah, you're a fag
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>>378309110
>"I sure can't wait to beat gays to death and meddle in as many western elections as I can stick my manhand fingers in, da comrade?"
What did Blizzard mean by this?
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>>378309236
and why should it die off? what are you doing to show you're against it and want it to die off? what games do you play?
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>>378309279
>open lootbox
>there's a zarya voice line i dont have on there
>its called "14 words"
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>>378309210
No, I simply feel sad for all these people trying to pass off a caricature that looks like it's made by Tumblr as something that's anything but Tumblr.

>>378309174
A metaphor for nothing because there's nothing in this game.
Every voiceline, every peace of lore lacks everything, from personality, to quality.
It's incapable of conveying anything.
Seriously, check out the voicelines of each character, they are such generic and overused tropes that I just wonder how hard the VAs cringed while recording them.

>Ana: never stop fighting for what you believe in.
Goddamn it, it's almost as if Shakespeare woke up from his not so eternal slumber.
>>
>>378309264
>>378309328
Oh no, we need to keep this up, we need to keep filling discussion threads about multiplayer games with autistic waifufags and lorefags discussing asinine shit that will never be acknowledged in game.

>what games do you play?
Counter Strike Source, for one.
>>
>>378309375

>it's le tumblr becuz pink hair n shiet

Kys
>>
>>378309430
>it's le racist becuz she hates le robutz
Epic.
What's next, a guy with a swastika tattoo'd to his forehead complaining about how Europe doesn't take in enough muslims?
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>>378309426
>playing the worst counter strike
>complains about discussion in threads for multiplayer games he doesn't even play

autism
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>>378309375
>implying zarya isnt blonde
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>>378308562
>No, sorry, I don't buy any post-2005 videogames, they are all worthless.
Ruh roh, sounds more like a retarded case of nostalgia goggles. You'll just like anything better from when you were still 14.
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>>378309503
Are you telling me there's no natural pink hair?
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Why does every girl I love turn out to be a lesbian?
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>>378309130
yes
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>>378309490
>playing the worst counter strike
That's not CS:GO.

>complains about discussion in threads for multiplayer games he doesn't even play
No, I come here to laugh at you and your game, a game that has so little actual content and support that people prefer to talk about some borderline non-existant lore as exciting as Little Red Riding Hood.
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>>378309635
>look up tracer pornography
>its her having lesbian sex with widowmaker
>this is fine

>she's actually a lesbian in canon
>this is not fine

literally the patriarchy
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>>378309724
One is just a sexy fantasy, the other is a heart-crushing reality
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>>378286926
Please tell us your superior FPS of choice so we know whats good.
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>>378310231
sure thing >>>/vg/178000903
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>>378310390
This aren't even the same type of games you fucktard.

And someone who has over 500 hours in Siege you are a retard if you also don't see the problems that Siege has.

Also lets not talk about the net code in Siege.
>>
Overwatch has a lot of problems but it is a genuinely VERY good game. It's amazing how a board of people who're so defensive over the infiltration of their favourite hobby from the normies can misunderstand and mis-critique examples of their own hobby so much.

The idea that simplicity/shallow or complexity/depth, or that something like "no fall damage" is an actual indicator of a game being shallow is genuinely laughable.

This board is trash and I don't know why i'm still here.
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>>378310503
was more of a testballoon, you looney. I play both and am not the guy you originally replied to with such passive aggressiveness.
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>>378310503
yes they are they are fps games ;^)
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OW and TF2 are both absolute cancer.
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