Time to mix drinks and change lives

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>>378280797
its more like a cum cocktail if you know what i mean ;)

>>378280797
I want to fix Jills degenerate illness known as "homosexaulity".

>>378281107
She's canonically bi, you shit.

I'm a bartender in a 5 star Japanese cocktail bar and restaurant and this game is nothing like my work.

I want a cute boss

>>378281136
Bisexuality is homosexuality. It must be purged from her.

>>378281140
hey can you get me a job I can wash dishes

>>378281140
YEAH BECAUSE ROTATING STOCK AND MAKING SURE YOUR EMPTIES ARE NICE AND NEAT IN CASES IS SUCH RIVETING GAMEPLAY!

It's a FUCKING V/N YOUR BOSS IS HOT BTW.

>>378281203
You don't want to be a kitchen hand in my work.

Did the devs ever escape Venezuela?

>>378281140
describe your job anon i'm curious

>>378281352
Not him but i loved doing dishes and being a barback in highschool. Waiting was better money and bartending was more fun. If i needed a job id go back to the resturant industry, just not as a cook.

>>378281430
He can't because he's lying.

>>378281430
I'm a senior bartender in the best Japanese bias restaurant in my country. Its owned by the casino that runs the country unfortunately, but part of the best hotel in town where all the celebs stay when theyre in the country. Mainly rich uppity ass customers but some legitimate fun people come in. Its fun to banter with people. Im probably the most relaxed and easy going out of all my other bartenders because I like to talk shit with other customers and have a laugh, rather than be uptight professional like my Japanese colleague.

>>378281140
>>378281797
How did you even get such a job? What are your qualifications, or rather, which are needed?

>>378281797
Give me something sweet and spicy with a punch, barkeep.

>>378281797
What country is it?

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>>378281195
>Not hitting that while futa attachment Dorothy skull fucks her and you high five.
It's like you have no imagination.

>>378281881
I've been in bars for around 9 years, I got dragged into it in the beginning by a friend, but I stuck with it and enjoyed it. I got this Japanese gig because I studied Japanese in uni and can mildly speak Japanese, even though I don't need to. But I know all about sake and umeshu and shochu and all Japanese liqueurs and whiskies which is what were big on already.

>>378281906
If i give away my country, everyone will track me down...

>>378282096
>If i give away my country, everyone will track me down...
>Not wanting to have fun with your /v/ buddies

>>378282096
Bet you're a Flip

>>378282096
>I've been in bars for around 9 years, I got dragged into it in the beginning by a friend, but I stuck with it and enjoyed it.
Let's say I wanna learn about this stuff. How do you start? Where? Is it expensive?

>>378281140
What ethnicity are you?

Did you have to go to bartending school?

Is the school actually useful on an informational level, or is most of the stuff I see you do in videos posturing for a rich crowd?

Are your customers rich scumbags of the earth like in all my animus, or are they just your typical sararii maan?

>>378282138
/v/ is one of the last boards to meet.
>>378282173
This was my first guess actually.

>>378282192
I got a job at a slow place and bugged the bartender till she taught me stuff. It was neat but it was also dead on the weekdays so i could do that. If you really want to start barsmarts offers an online course that shows the ropes. Its around 100 i think.

>>378282173
How insulting, Im actually Australian but its not in Australia

>>378282192
There are some schools that help with bartending and whatnot but unless you have a passion for liqueur you may phase out pretty fast.

>>378282245
Fucken Auzzie

Customers are mainly asians, Chinese that have come to buy all our land. Theyre easy to deal with though. All other foreigners are fun though.

>>378282245
>>378282414
Shouldve mentioned im not that guy but all those flips and tricks are mostly for show, sort of like the guys who toss lizza dough. Its got nothibg to do with actual bartending

>>378282096
>>378281797

Odd question for you, if you had to hire a new bartender, how likely would you be to hire one with a diploma from a bartending school vs. one without?

I'm asking because awhile back, I almost lost the opportunity for a job because I started chatting up the bartender that worked there, and he was one of those arrogant "wal-mart lifers" who thought that people without the diplomas (like himself) were far superior 'tenders, and he got hella butthurt when I accidentally implied that he was a loser.

Was he a loser for this mentality?

>>378282546
Experience means nothing. If we look at hiring another bartender, we look at attitude. Me and my Japanese colleague dont care about past experiences, but if youre willing to learn well give anyone a go.

We get a lot of asshats that throw their experience in our faces and think theyre hot shit, and we just tell them to fuck off. Unfortunately the restaurant manager has a weird mentality when it comes to hiring people, and our say isnt final.

>>378282432
Singapore? What Asian country full of Chinese could be this dystopian?

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>>378281945

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>>378280797
Mod with actual bartending ingredients when?

>>378282763
Its not an asian country, we just happen to have loads of them.

>>378282937
I didnt even know there was an unedited pic of this
jill is cute!

>>378283003
Well its nice that you got to work outside the country

I'm looking for every opportunity to ditch Canberra and go overseas for at least a few years

>>378280797
Do it while you still can is my only advice.

>>378281140
Va11-halla is more of a 1-star Venezualan cocktail joint straight down to the depressed patrons, government instability, and food shortages.

>>378283003
Is it monaco? When you spoke about celebs and casinos that run the country the only thing that came to my mind is some european small country.

>>378280797
this is such a dumb line

>>378283798
No, but I'd love to go to Europe one day other than Scotland, ive only ever been there.

>>378283978
The main characters actually comment on that in-game

>>378284062
Ok. So its not europe nor australia, you speak japanese but none there need to speak jap. Am i taking a good chance when i say its unlikely you are in asia either?

You cant be in africa unless israel because no country there might be developed enough other than S africa and no celebs go to S africa.

>>378284212
Why are you trying to unravel my secret country location? As soon as you figure it out youll basically find out where I work.

>>378284321
Its a challenge. I personally dont give a shit about you nor where you work at. Chances are i am unable to go see you anyways. And its a safe bet to say the same about almost everyone in this board.

Seriously tho, is it a safe bet to say you are not in asia?

Because if you are not in asia, nor africa, nor australia, nor europe, all that's left is maybe europe or southamerica. And not many celeb go to any country on southamerica or latin america outside of mexico or brazil.

>>378284550
Well youre right it isnt asia, nor is it any other country you listed.

>>378284828
Morocco is the only country i cqn think of thats basically run by a casino.

>>378284964
Maybe "casino that runs the country" was a bit over the top but thats how I see it. My restaurant basically works for the casino, and the casino funds literally everything that happens in my city. If you arent living in my city, you may as well not be living in my country.

>>378285212
Well damn, i might have to actually read up on some countries. Im going to assume youre in your countries capital and its got to be a smaller/poorer country. Like the other anon said its a challange trying to figure out where you are.

Was i close with any of that?

>>378284828
So its not australia, nor africa, nor europe, nor asia, you talked about the country like if it was a small non-third world country, so that takes away the US and canada.

if you are not in iceland/greenland/NZ you are in latinamerica. I forgot any other candidates.

>>378285729
Yeah youre pretty spot on, small but not poor.

>>378285952
>>378285969
>small not poor


That takes away most of the americas except the french/dutch/english speaking, or like i said, iceland/greenland/NZ

>>378285952
>>378286076
You got it

dont find me

>>378285969
Small but not poor, and the chinese are buying up all the land? Im really feeling somewhere in central america.

>>378286115
Got it? come on, i wont try to find you. I am not autistic enough to become addicted with you but i want a resolution. Is it NZ, iceland, or greenland?

>>378286272
Im the other guy. Out of those 3 id lean towards NZ. Greenland is pretty big and i dont think casinos are big in iceland.

>>378286115
I'm outside your house right now

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>>378286397
>>378286272
>>378286214

Now everybody go home.

>>378286397
Yes. Greenland is too big and he's strayan so i'd say NZ, but you never fucking know.

A rule that got nailed on me is to NEVER assume anything unless you get a straight good and solid answer.
>>378286527
>working at a jap bar
>owned by a chinese
lol.
How's NZ anyways? is getting a place to live as a foreigner good? i know the car laws there are fantastic (/o/ commoner) how are the gun laws too?

>>378284321
So what you're saying is, the country you work in only has 1 five-star hotel in it?

Iceland?

>>378286527
I lied, im going to visit you and get stupid drunk. Ive got too many vacation days and need to burn like 20. Time to get a passport. Are NZ people chill, only girl i met from oz was a bitch

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>>378281945
My fucking nigga

>>378286636
Not him, I'm Aussie but tons of NZfags come running over to Australia for better working opportunities so that's not a good thing

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>>378280797
Time to undergo mutual fluid conception and change Jill's life.

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So now that the mystery is solved can we post about the game?

>>378286636
Gun laws are pretty lax. I dont have a firearms license at the moment but isnt hard to get one if you dont have a criminal record or anything. Being Australian, I miss my guns and am still angry that I lost all my guns when they introduced the new gun laws back in 1998 i think it was. I was 9 and i lost my .22

Cant say I know whats its like to live here as a foreigner, other than its probably expensive. Ive lived in Japan and things are so cheap over there.

>>378286805
Sky City hotel is where all the foreign political diplomats and famous people stay. We get all the famous people in for drinks and dinner.

>>378286812
I dont like NZ girls, Australian girls are slightly better but I have yellow fever hence why I work in hospo in an asian bar. All the cute rich asian girls we get too.

>>378287072
>Ive lived in Japan and things are so cheap over there.
Funny. I hear that in japan everything is fucking expensive.

>>378287046
Outside of Jill being the most hot piece of ass in Neo-Zuela and Dorothy memes, there's nothing to talk about.

>>378287072
I also have yellow fever, one of the reasons i worked in an asia joint full of fobs.

>>378287172
That's mostly electronics. Most of the electronics in Japan are crazy expensive. Living expenses and food tend to be way lower than you would think though.

>>378287172
Untrue. Things are cheaper if you treat dollar for dollar/yen. But from what I experienced first hand is that because things are cheaper I just ended up buying more things, and eventually just spending more money. Variety is luxury, and in Japan theres so much shit for choice.

>>378287305
I know that even tho cars there are fun the guv fucks you with taxes.

Expensive electronics in japan. Kinda ironic.

>>378286884
What's the source of this image?

>>378288078
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9Wlh98dcSA

>>378288256
Thank you!

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>>378280797
There's nothing you can change

Sei is best girl.

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If you didn't waifu Alma then you have shit taste.

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>>378291629
They're ALL pure waifu material
Even, ESPECIALLY slutty loli robot

>>378282096
spic bartender here, recomend me a good sake please

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>>378291986
True.

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Post your favorite tracks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWF3At1jf_o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jnD6dF0u_s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MyA_YfCprcw

>>378291629
>tfw those hands will never jerk you off
[CAN'T WAKE UP]

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>>378292364
Link the uncensored please, I think I have this one saved already but I want to save it twice.

>>378291629

Can't hold a relationship together to save her life. Would love her if she could get her shit together with men.

>>378292326
Amabuki Kimoto Junmai Dai Ginjo.

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>>378280797
this was a fun game.

>>378292364
by the end of the game i'd just roll with Every Day is Night on repeat

>>378292524
>Amabuki Kimoto Junmai Dai Ginjo.
thanks

>>378292436
https://my.mixtape.moe/uglapz.png

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>>378292436
>asking for sauce before reverse image searching.

So Sei and Stella are rubbing cunnies every night right?

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>>378292810
Thanks!

>>378292814
It gives me an excuse to post more Almas. Or something better

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>>378280797

Threadly reminder that the lolisexbot is canon true end best girl because she is most directly related to Anna.

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>>378293865
>thinking being related to a gay ghost is a good thing

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>>378294059

lez gay is the okay kinda gay

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>>378293865
This is fact
I want to fuck Dorothy so badly

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>>378293865
The best end is Jill end.

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>>378294538

>girl that literally causes people to get nano-cancer and die is best of anything
wew lad

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>>378295453
That's not how it works.
Even if it was, a night with Jill is worth a lifetime.

I guess this game is proof enough that having a good art style and music is enough to make up for shit writing
Good to know

>>378293173

holy shit is there a finished product for this?

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>>378296008
Yes. I don't remember who the artist is off-hand, but this is one of my favorite images of all-time.
https://my.mixtape.moe/yxpmep.png

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>>378296279

youre a good dude anon, thanks!

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>>378296406
Don't thank me, thank the guy who paid 5 bucks to download then send it out to people. Truly a real human being.

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>>378296501
So..... Thanks me.... I guess.

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>>378296636
well youre a good dude too anon, thanks!

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>>378296636
If that's you, then thanks!

DOROTHY
LEWDS

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>>378297226
Dorothy is for hug, not for
http://puu(fug)sh/w3mhW/74d535cdae.png

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>>378297226

>>378297792
>378297792


well you went and did a good job because that didnt work

>>378298152
Apply yourself.

>>378298152
retard

>>378296713
>>378296772
NP
I just hope one day all will be all for what the potential is for them to be.

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>>378298152
Let's be honest anon, I couldn't be any more on the
http://puu(D.O.T)sh/w3mBx/3f381f9e84.png

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>>378297792
>>378298438

>>378298537
This is a kid-safe board. No nazi imagery, please

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Requesting optional karmotrine image. I thought I saved it, but didn't.

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>>378298438
I wish there was more porn for this game.

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>>378298836

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>>378298438
>find out you can get her drunk
>gets her drunk
I was expecting something lewd but not that lewdit was fucking hot tho. not ashamed i got a boner reading it

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>>378299010
You and me both. It's coming out in Japan soon, though, so maybe there'll be a doujin or two at Winter Comiket.

http://puu(MAYBE MORE LIKE THIS)sh/w3nc1/79aad1968c.png

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>>378299019
Thanks.

>>378298836
>>378299461
>that anime
anon pls

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>>378299439
Cool I didn't know it was coming out in Japan as well. Hoping for some new lewd Dorothy art

Have the devs managed to escape the hellhole that is modern day Venezuela yet?

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>>378299706
Apparently the Vita version is the Japanese debut. I honestly can't wait to get a US physical version myself.

Still, on the porn front, one can always
http://puu(HOPE)sh/w3nun/1b994b86c9.png

>>378299853
No. And they wont leave without their families i think.

A friend of mine from there claims that there are armed national guards (or the equivalent) going to raid peoples homes suspected of being anti government.

If only there was a 2nd amendment there.

>>378299617
What about it? I thought it was cute.

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>>378300016
I'm definitely getting the physical version

http://imgur.com/K8uddON

>>378300175
Yeah, I read about that on the news. I'm amazed they're still patching and working on the game in a country where most people can barely afford food.

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>>378298438
>>378297792
>>378295453
>>378293865
>>378287002
>>378281945
Reminder that Dorothy's model designation is DFC-72! DFC meaning "Delicious Flat Chest," and 72 being a reference to Chihaya's infamous, non-existent breast size! FLAT!

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>>378300016
Alright, either post a imgur link or something because I can't find none of that stuff on the boorus. For science.

>>378300369
It is cute. I'm just old.

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>>378300016
Where did you find these?

>>378300521
I really love that guy's
http://puu(WORK)sh/w3nUp/3f13b8ae05.png

>>378300576
I'm uploading these right from my own computer. Outside of variants, I don't have much more though, sorry.

>>378300574
Good thing I like DFCs then

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>>378300623
Oh damn, I guess it is. I also only just recently learned the same guy also made Maid Dragon. Metsuko adaptation when?

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>>378300735
The Va-11 Hall-A official Tumblr, official Twitter, and unofficial discord ended up linking me to most of these. Gotta say, it's nice that even if it's lewd they appreciate

http://puu(FAN-ART)sh/w3nZC/e86d88fbe3.jpg

The tumblr and twitter are definately worth keepign tabs on if you like fan-art. They retweet everything, so it won't always be 100% quality, but it's worth going through the chaff.

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best girl

>>378300747
He's pretty good
http://imgur.com/YgiSOtd

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>>378301004
I'm still not sure if they make me happy or not. Not, because Jill had to have a 3-way in order to get a night with Alma, or happy because she had a night with Alma in and of itself.

http://puu(HEART)sh/w3o86/2da8b1c42b.png

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>>378300974
Good taste.

>>378300960
Oh, will definitely be checking out their twitter then.

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>>378301361
HEY STELLA

>>378301232
I'm happy that Jill is able to play with Alma's breast
http://imgur.com/CxeSEFJ

>>378301470
To be more specific, their twitter is general fan-art, but like onece ever 3-4 months when they get to collect enough, their Tumblr has a "lewd report" with links to all the porn they've found. If you're inherently against tumblr, though, they have a .moe site too:

http://sukeban.moe/index.php/2017/04/16/the-lewd-report-vol-3/

http://puu(ENJOY)sh/w3oqC/e164accb40.jpg

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>>378293865
You're correct.

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>>378301556
Actually didn't have that, thanks man!


http://puu(CUTE NOT LEWD)sh/w3osC/24b718e5da.jpg

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>>378301636
That makes things easier for me, thanks.

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>>378301974
No problem, glad to help.

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>>378301636
>>378301705
All I got but this should make increasing my my collection much easier. Thanks anon

>That short doujin

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>>378301004
>YgiSOtd
An animated version of this? Who made this?
I want to shower them in gold, for they are my hero

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>gf sees game on my steam and starts it
>likes sei the best but is creeped out by dorothy
Can't win em all

>>378302264
Fuck you, normalfag.

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>>378302240
https://boxmanspornbox.tumblr.com/post/148695500254/httprule34pahealnetpostview1947258search-b

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>>378302264
>gf

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>>378302264
It could take some time, a few characters take a while to grow on people like Virgilio . If she doesn't like Dorothy by the end, though, dump her ass.

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>>378302415
Wow, I followed that and never realized that it was animated. Goddamn, I'm dumb.

Is it bad if i'm not original requester but want to request more off their idea? Maybe some Alma getting dicked while eating out Jill

>>378302472
True. She's only on Day 2.

I want her to see Anna the most. >tfw tittyhacker gf

>>378302530
>Jill so desperate for some action, she's participating in wack threesomes

JUST GET THE ROBOT TO SUCK YOU OFF ALREADY

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>see thread
>put the OST on shuffle
>Heart of the city comes up

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>>378302793
I'd be desperate to spend a night with Alma too, honestly.

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>>378302793
>suck her off
I'd pay Dorothy for the right to have Futa Jill pay me to suck her off.

>>378299091
I never did that. What does she say?

>>378301361
>this sprite is not in the game

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>>378303315
>getting Jill piss drunk

you will never make a game about a future dystopian civilization as a form of escapism from your current dystopian civilization.

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>>378304110
I'd spend my life savings on getting Jill piss drunk enough to marry me.

Kira.

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>>378304593
MIKI!

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I need more Kira Miki tunes.

>>378304110
I want to have slow quiet sex with Jill in her tiny apartment and listen to her quiet moans of pleasure.

>>378305107
WEINERS

>>378304382
Seriously, how the fuck are 3D women supposed to compete? What hope do they have?

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>>378305292
I just want a waifu who will laugh at my wiener, but also enjoy it aftwerwards.

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>>378305391
>Seriously, how the fuck are 3D women supposed to compete?
They can't.
>What hope do they have?
None.

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>>378305391
>3D women

>The year is 2065
>We live in the Cyberpunk future.
>Anon is 70 year old post human
>Finally sit down in bed and plug in my Percieved Reality headset.
>Hit play on the "Married to Jill from obscure bartender game VA-11 Hall-A"
>Get to spend a percieved lifetime married and fucking Jill.

Jesus I cannot wait for the singularity post human future.

>>378307075
Oh hey, look, a reason to live.

>>378307115
>>378307075

>You will one day be able to plug in your Percieved Reality headset and visit VA-11 Hall-A and have Jill mix you a drink as you flirt with her and she bums cigarettes off you.

Only a few more years anons...only a few more years.

>>378281797
I also work at Skycity.

Oh lookie! Another shill thread
To any one thinking of buying this shit I hope you do you're homework first

You're better off just buying the ost

Don't let the shills get you like they did me

>>378308148
Your
That's what sleepy and auto correct gets ya

>>378308148
>don't buy X
>buy Y instead
>not a shill
I downloaded everything for free.

>>378308148
>not the first post from this IP

I'm glad these retards are stuck in Venezuela. Hope they die in a riot.

>>378308248
Sorry you made such a shit game
Its my first post but tell yourself whatever you want sage

>>378308437
>not the first post from this IP

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>>378308452

>>378304110
Jill can't get drunk anymore right? If I remember right she got some sort of cybernetic kidney that makes it so she'd have to drink a keg to get buzzed.

>>378308561
Someone is mighty triggered.
Just calm down man, we had a cool thread going don't ruin it with your autism.

>>378308796
>get called out for faggotry
>y-you triggered

>>378308874
I'm some anon who's been in thread since it started
Sounds to me like you're just upset because some troll said your favorite game is shit.
You ignore trolls not feed them.
This is why /v/ is such shit most of the time

>>378309052
Why are you still replying to me. Fuck off.

>>378308561
>th-this proves things
Alright. Well have a nice night.
Just for that second game make sure to actually write about idk, cyberpunk. M'kay pumpkin?
Night!

>>378309105
Yeah, fuck off fag. Let this thread be comfy like it was early and tasks your autism with you.

>>378280797
Vita version when?

>>378305580
>If this bitch doesn't take the hint that I need to fuck soon I'm going to have to take matters into my own hands.

>>378308679
She can. I don't know the exact number but if you make her chug the fifteen beers available when you chat with best boss she gets drunk.

>>378308679
You can get drunk while hanging out with your boss at your apartment. I don't think the kidney is that strong.

>>378293173
>>378296279
Kinda reminds me of Ecchi-Star.

>>378308679
>>378310202
And I'm pretty sure it was actually a liver.