I'M PRESSING FUCKING BUTTONS

>WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWW

>that's stupid

>*SNOOOORT*

>Claps hands

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>>378279786
Friendly reminder.

>I DIDNT DO THAT AHHUUAAK HYUK HYUK

>Can clearly hear him slapping his stick

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>Whoooaa no fucking one replied to my previous thread so I'm gonna make another one! Bugged 4chan mechanics!

>be 4chin user
>go on /v/ to talk about video games
>see threads full of video gays
>get cancer

Seriously, how come untalented pieces of shit get all the fame nowadays?

>>378281091
>get cancer
you should see a doctor about that

>>378280182
>>378280097
>>378280075
cringe

>>378281395
>>378280182
>>378280097
>>378280075
Funny how you pricks are completely missing from TBFP threads. Hey, you can't post e-celebs unless I like them!
Fucking cancer.

>>378281625
Not me, I always report, shitpost-sage e-celeb threads, no exceptions.

>LOOK I'M PRESSING DODGE
>THIS IS FUUUCKIN RIDIIIIICULOUS
>BUUUUUUUULLSHIT

>>378280394
anti-sage

>>378279786
Saw bits of his failures at Injustice 2. Guy just doesn't have the reflexes to play fighting games anymore. Nor does he have the motivation to practice.

>>378279786
Isn't that the guy who jacked off live stream unknowingly to the whole world.

>>378280075

yahtzee dindu nuffin

Does DSP have some kind of mucus problem? He's always snorting and clearing his throat and when he coughs, it sounds wet.

>>378283273

Gout.

>>378283273
High cholesterol diet (DSP Tries It) leads to lipids lining the esophagus.
t. fatshit

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>>378279786
BUGGED MONEY MECHANICS aaahhhhahahahaha

>>378285712
What does he need a car for? He orders take-outs and never leaves the house.

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>>378280097
I'll stop replying to E-celeb threads once you faggots stop shitposting, ironically or not. "clean /v/" my ass.

>>378280075
>not wanting chris chan threads
nice bait nu-fag

>>378280075
>James Rolfe
>Cancerous

all around me are familiar faces

>>378285920
I think he's trying to get rid of the BMW he already has.

>>378285920
He doesn't, but Philip has never been one for rational decisions. He also leased a car soon after this. Not bought, leased.

>>378282909
He did do that about a year ago. Some people think it was an intentional publicity stunt but this guy is stupid enough to actually not realize the stream is on. It's hard to say at this point

>>378286440
It fucking astounds me how bad he is with money.

>>378280075

Kill yourself you faggot

DSP and Chris Chan are untouchable.

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>>378286893
>Phil spent 2k on a "holiday" only a 30 minute drive from his house where he sat in a hotel watching DVDs all day for 5 days

I love this man

>>378286893
He tried to defend it on stream by saying signing a lease would be $200 less than what his current car payment was. Which might be true, but he failed to see how he'd be paying that lease longer than he would be paying for his current car. His lack of foresight in any area of his life is amazing, truly a giant, ill-informed child.

>his girlfriend has a medical emergency
>he rushes out of the house
>not to see her at the hospital, but so he can get her car
>he then goes to the hospital, takes her hospital food for himself and tells her she isn't allowed to go to the hospital anymore

Is there anyone as based as DSP?

>>378279786
take a sip Phil

>>378287208
Fuck me, this was hilarious. Literally brought DVDs to watch when he wasn't eating or playing Pokemon Go.

>>378279786
HEY YOU'RE THAT GUY!

>tfw you press the button and nothing happens
>tfw you press the button, something happens and then you get rolled back like nothing happened
>tfw you press the button, something happens, but it happens twice really fast
online gaming, only the shitty may apply

>>378287381
>Gets double perfected

>>378287208
With that money he could have gone to Disney world or something else that's fucking better.

>>378287881
That would require him having to interact with people.

>>378286046
>thinking chris chan was /v/ shit
spotted the /v/edditor/ chris chan was always /b/ shit

>>378288002
Don't forget how after he gets stuck for an hour he laughs and says the game is too easy. Every fucking time.

>>378288002
This also applies to game grumps, by the way

>SO PANDALEE IS FUCKING TYRONE AND CAN'T EVEN WATCH!!!!!
>KAMMON DOOD

sums up the main reason i hate DSP in a short video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=riCCioQR0X8

>>378287726
>Rage quits

>>378285653
>378283273
He has post nasal drip

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Oh my god, you're the guy!

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>>378289064

>>378290273
She was a hoe, for sho!

>>378289064
I WAS PRESSING MY DICK

I believe DSP is the first to bring the fact that video games can cause gout to the wider audience. Before that I only heard about carpal tunnel and blood clots.

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>>378289841
Post Nasal drip causes you to clear your throat, cough, and sometimes get nausea. Not snort like a bloated pig. If anything he has GERDS which can also cause PND but this faggot hasn't been to a doctor and self diagnoses all the time. He knows fuckall about what is happening to himself.

>ywn be this stupid
https://youtu.be/N1DMMPkEQoI

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>>378279786
>Fuck you Kojima, you asshole. *autistic laughter*

>>378290273
A-are they still dating?

>>378292205
I don't get it

>>378292510
How do you not get it

>>378292510
He turns around just as the balder knight was about to attack so the knight backstabbed him.

The back stab animation is pretty fucking magnetic in dark souls 1 so it looks like it just spun him around.

>>378280075

Dude...

I can get behind most of this but back off my main man Chad Daddy. Doesn't even qualify for e-celeb status anyway, he was a true OG.

He got btfo on stream yesterday https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMRI0esSPAc

>>378285712
I don't want to know about the personal lives of youtube people. Please stop making these shitty threads.

>>378292726
that's what I figured but I was never too into souls shit so I couldn't tell where the player input ended and the backstab vacuum began

AND THE BOTTOM LINE IS

>>378292875
Doesn't he get btfo daily?

>>378292280
They're engaged now anon.