E3 Predictions thread.
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games to be released in 2019-2021
>>378278708
Who cares
nothing particularly impressive is shown and everybody is disappointed
Who cares
>>378278708
Who cares
Something big gets announced and everyone loses their shit over it for 6 months straight.
After that everyone forgets it and by the second year after that nothing happened.
>>378278708
Who cares
>>378278708
op is a fag
New blacked video game
Despite announcing the 900 teams working on Star Wars games, only more mobile shit will be revealed. Nothing about Star Assassin's Creed Wars or KOTOR 3.
Nintendo with too few games to support switch.
Microsoft with a solid collection of 8/10 games that dont appeal to a wide enough audience, and will very likely be cancelled.
Sony still not having to make any effort. Games announced last year wont have any gameplay, like Spiderman or God of War, but they will announce a whole lot of cheap, easy and exclusive games.
>>378278708
Extreme disappointment, same as every year since 2010.
>>378279350
why would you be disappointed, you can't have that without expectations
are you expecting something?
>>378278784
>>378278796
>>378278823
>>378279006
i do, seeing the cringe and awful press conferences is the funniest shit ever to enjoy with other people or just reading the twitch reactions
RESIDENT EVIL 2 REMAKE
I only give a shit about Nintendo
>Mario x Rabbids is real and it's just as awful and cringeworthy as everyone thinks with only a few redeeming features
>One final withheld thing about ARMS is revealed
>Last minute stuff about Splatoon, probably an official announcement of the joycons and controller in burgerland
>amiibo, amiibo, amiibo
>Some kind of shocking truth about the Switch's virtual console is revealed but it won't matter because they'll still drip feed games slowly over the course of a few years
>Some kind of final sendoff to the 3DS
>Future mobile titles planned
>Random showcase of indies where only one or two is remotely good
>Some extremely shocking thing nobody saw coming
>Some boring shit nobody asked for
>Take a shot if some kind of awkward joke about a game you ACTUALLY want is made
I'm such a beaten wife for this company it's unreal
>>378278708
More Fanboy bullshit
>>378278708
>The true villain in the new Mario game is Donkey Kong.
>A new King's Field from From.
>IO interactive bought by Microsoft, the Hitman game are still multiconsole
>A girl's boob gets shown live on stage, wardrobe malfunction.
>EA has a 10 minute conversation on the importance of adding diversity in their games.
>Ubisoft gets taken over by Vivendi a day before E3, a old Ubisoft guy cries on stage.
>Sony announces a new handheld. It can also connect to your PS4 to play games on TV.
>Nintendo annoyances a Metroid game that has both 2D and 3D elements. Nintendo fans claim victory over E3.
>I get drunk
I choose some pretty easy predictions.
NEW
SONY
HANDHELD
Vita means LIFE
It will be shit like the last 8 years and everything will be so bad it's funny just like the last 6 years
>>378278708
who fucking cares fat ass
I seriously don't give a shit about this year's E3.
I honestly ask myself why I even watch it.
>>378280712
Don't watch it. Just browse the threads to watch /v/ shit itself at watching these faggot companies embarrass themselves. Truly the best entertainment of all time.
>>378279992
>Still no Virtual Console games for PC-Engine/Genesis, 3rd party companies in general.
That shit was great. The Wii got it right the first time.
>>378280875
Oh no anon, let me fill you in on a secret - the Wii U DID get Turbografx.
Just... Very quietly and unannounced. And only like three games.
>>378280138
>tits on stage
hopefully
Predictions!
Nintendo
>Please buy our console with no games! Mario will come eventually!
>Here's some 3DS stuff! Pokemon Too!
Xbox
>SCORPIO!
>BUY IT! OH GOD DON'T LISTEN TO SONY!
>SO WHAT IF WE CANCELED EVERY EXCLUSIVE FOR THE ONE! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE ALSO WINDOWS 10!
Sony
>We have games.
>We're already winning.
>But here's more VR bullshit so you stupid gaijins go blow another $500 for PS Move and PSVR.
>Buy a PS4 Pro too!
>Bloodborne 2 by the way!
>mfw I'm skipping E3 like I have for the last 3 years because it's all a giant joke now.
>>378280954
Monkey's paw
>It's Aisha Tyler
>Reggie opens the Nintendo Spotlight
>"First, we'd like to share an upcoming Nintendo Switch title from our friends at Retro Studios. Please take a look."
>fade to black
>calm sci-fi music starts
>stars fade into visibility
>a ship blazes by, nobody watching the teaser is able to tell what it looks like but everyone is absolutely sure who it belongs to
>cut to inside of the ship
>slow zoom-in shot of the back of the pilot seat
>pilot slowly turns in seat to face the viewer
>it's Donkey Kong in a spacesuit
>>378278708
Sony
>Showing games that will release on the PS5 while pretending they are PS4 games
Microsoft
>Hypest shit with Scorpio and tons of exclusives for it
>OR
>More likely, a boring snoozefest. Enjoy your 4K CoD & TV machine ;]
Nintendo
>Barely any new announcements because LOL 2017 GAMES ONRY!!!
>>378278708
PS4 esclusive mecha game by Fromsoftware
You will want VR after this E3.