ITT: Boogie just blocked you path and the last character you

>>378274835
Lol just throw a salad at him.

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pretty fucked

>>378274835
*teleports behind you* Heh... nothing personnel kid....

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>Just played 2K

Time for LBJ to go off

>>378275052
This.
Talon from league of legends

>>378274835

any better pics of his wife?

>>378274835
Played Gravity Rush 2 so I'm good.

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>>378274835
no problem

>>378275198

Sadly yes.

>>378275052

You can only teleport to where you can see, loser.

>>378274835

SALAD DODGING

>>378274835
He procedurally gets wider the further down you go, there's no point where he stops getting wider

>>378275394
post

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>>378274835
i guess she can slice him up and we can move him out of the way piece by piece

it'll take as a day or so but whatever...

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>Red used the Poké Flute!

>Constable Briar

Geez', that's a big one.

>>378274835
>Euro Truck Simulator
ok

>>378275046

wut? Juri can throw Zangief around like he's a piece of tissue. You're more than fine.

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TIME2JAM

Ending 13: You were felled by trying to move the immovable object

>Jaina Proudmore
Would Polymorphing Boogie turn him into a sheep, or a REALLY FAT sheep?

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>>378274835
what happens when the unstoppable force hits an immovable object?

>>378275996
>>378275837
Did you genuinely play Pokemon Red in [CURRENT YEAR] or are ya just gonna go for the easy joke?

>Trio of Towns

Good thing I maxed out my hammer.

>>378276280
Are you really going to gatekeep in /v/?

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I'm boned

>Geralt of Rivia
Maxed Axii, easy persuasion.

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all good

>>378276271
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9eKc5kgPVrA

tr:dw they are the same thing and pass through each other, a real let down.

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Throw time.

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>>378274835

I'm good.

Also obligatory theme.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngbMLKck0jk

>>378276442
>gatekeep
Not "gatekeeping" is what caused shitposting to get so bad.
But I'm just calling it out because it's a lazy joke.

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He will literally melt

>>378277336
Once I heard about a fat corpse that fucking exploded when they tried to cremate it

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*blip blip blip*
TORYAH

Botw

Fucking to easy with stasis. Sadly after I complete shoving him my whole world crashes because I'm playing on Cemu.

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>>378274835
im good

>>378274835
I guess my Forza horizon character driving an Ariel nomad with a reinforced bumper at 150 mph+. He's fucked.

>>378274965
*dodges your salad*

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I think I'm good.

>Mechanica

Not fucked at all my Frito Bandito.

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>>378277963
Nothing a little bit of plasma can fix.

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>>378274835
Serious question: Why does /v/ care so much about this fat fuck? His videos are annoying, and the drama he creates about his personal life -artificial drama, by the way, since much of it could have been avoided if he didn't eat everything that passed in front of his face when he was younger- is simply stupid and akin to a child's tantrum?

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>>378274835
What went wrong?

>>378274835
Red in Pokemon Fire Red.

I'm just at the beginning and it would take a long time for me to get the Poke flute.

>>378278114
Because PAY MY HEALTHCARE meme and him winning that shite award from OP's pic related.

>>378274835
DOCTOR ROBOTNIK LOOKIN'

>>378278114
>>378278297
This. I used to like Boogie when he blended Doritos with Mountain Dew and ate jars of mayo but he's become such a pathetic piece of shit. Remember how he got help from FUCKING DDP yet still didn't lose weight? Now he wants people to pay for his healthcare when he makes a shit ton more than I do? Fuck Boogie. I can't wait until he dies. It will be the funniest thing outside of DSP having to get an actual job.

>>378278637
>DipShitPhil gets a job
>WOOOOOOOOOOW HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THE CRATE WOULD DROP OUT OF THE CRANE I WAS JUST PRESSING BUTTONS

>>378274835
if i was this fat and had youtube money i would just hire a personal trainer to relentlessly hound me until my ass was in shape.

like he's so fucking fat its unbelievable. i eat pretty poorly and all i have is a bit of a belly how is he this fat ahhhhhhhhhh

>>378278148
MOMMY YELLED AT ME AND HIT ME SO I ATE FOOD FOR COMFORT AND NOW IM FAT :(

pay for my healthcare!!!

PRESS F TO PAY

>>378277812
And now he's out of the way.

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>>378274835
Well that was easy.

Is Alm strong enough? He's only level 12.

>>378274835
Last character I played was a Great Ape from Dragon Ball.

e.z.

>>378278943
he said he's been dieting for 5 years with every diet under the book and they don't work, that diets "just aren't for him"

he says he did intermittent fasting too - his body is so different he gains weight when he has 0 calorie intake.

Instead, he saved up $18k for a surgery that will reduce the size of his stomach, thus causing him to feel full faster and longer, limiting his caloric intake. Yet.. diets don't work, only after you've surgically reduced your stomach to the size of an apple, then they work.

Boogie is the prime example of a lazy, fat piece of shit with zero willpower that was blessed with financial privilege for doing nothing and makes nothing out of it. All the money he makes (over $100k a year for nothing) and not much to show for it, because it is spent on food.

>>378274835
>9S
even if in an unlikely event yorha come in contact with a real human bean he can hack himself to be able to so not at all

>>378279479
Meant to say yorha would be incapable of harming a homo sapien

>>378277131
Picking on a fat person is an easy target to begin with. It's not like anyone here has some moral high ground for picking on a mentally ill fat guy.

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>>378274835
*teleports behind him*
>"..."

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>tfw I'm a self-hating fatty

6'0" 297 lbs. reporting in

Morgan Yu

Well i'd say i'm pretty ok in that situation

>>378279840
manlet

>kirby

I don't know who would end up eating who

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>>378274835

I just hit Level 40

Other characters are Caesar, Terry and Meena

Boogie is fucked

Totally obliterated if i run around killing mobs to charge tension

>>378278114
Boogie has been around for almost as long as /v/ itself. He has always been a desperate, obnoxious fat fuck and his seemingly humble personality is pretty fucking insulting considering he's the epitome of someone preoccupied with escapism from his grotesque existence.

He just went from pathetically overreacting at MtG tournies to making sad noises and squeeking about video games. He's just bad news for whatever industry he latches onto.

>>378279975
Thank you

>>378279840
Long as you have motivation to exercise, it doesn't matter.
Keep at it, self-hate is the first step to finding a reason to exercise.

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>>378279840
Browse /fit/, friend. We're all going to make it. One day we'll all be sick cunts and leave humanity behind.

So, when is boogies surgery

>slutty female vault dweller with 10 charisma and high sex appeal but 2 int
She's getting Boogie'd and she's gonna enjoy it.

>>378276280

Nah I'm from Reddit

>>378274835
Last character I "played" was my trucker from Euro truck simulator.

0/10 not fucked at all haha

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>>378274835
my lvl 80 troll shaman on a wotlk private server
he thunderstorms him off a cliff

>boogie
durr i can't not eat food

>alcoholics
durr i can't not drink alcohol

>/v/
durr I can't not be a neet virgin

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>>378274835
should be fine if I told him boogie ate yonah

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A Marines trained operative that has survived the apocalypse with demons, a badass suit, and technology.
I'm still fucked, Boogie is too OP, pls nerf Life.

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>>378274835

well,

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E-celeb board when?

>>378279840
>tfw self hating at 5'11" and 160lbs.

>>378281151
>tfw self hating at 125lbs
My legs still look fat.

>>378281151

that's pretty skinny isn't it? I was 5'11" 150 lbs a few years ago and everyone was worried about how skinny I was, and I mostly only managed to get to that weight from not eating and doing drugs.

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>>378274835
>Mr Foster
TWO BLOODY GREAT HANDFULS

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>>378274835
Just another hunt for her.

>>378277336
I love d2 and have been thinking about play median xl. is it worth playing and does the multires thingy worth with it so i can play it on 1920x1080

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>>378279840
>5"9
>~200 lbs
>don't look fat as hell
I went for a general checkup a few weeks ago for a job and it took both the doctor and me by surprise.

>>378275097
>LBJ
Lynden B. Johnson?

>>378275421

Fuck off Nightcrawler, you can't teleport at all.

>>378274835
It's a magikarp so maybe we can get a Pidgeotto to fly us over.

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>>378274835
I haven't played video games in years.

So, after he gets the surgery in July and still remain a fatass this time next year, what will be his excuse?

>>378281951
Nice, that means you have good fat distribution. All of my fat goes to my neck, lower back, and hips

>>378274835
Benito Mussolini? No clue.

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>>378274835
I will change Boogie's heart and make him lose weight.

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>>378274835
The speedy juden will run circles around him before shotting him from 5 different places at the same time

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>>378274835
>switches places with boogie with zero effort.
That was easy.

>>378275046
Why is Juri so attractive?
I don't even like street fighter, I surely don't like the whole "strong woman" archetype, yet she has this special charm that makes me feel attracted to her.

She's an "it" girl

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>>378274835

Get booped

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>>378274835
>Recettear
Guess i'll be paying his medical bills.

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>>378278637
DDP? Like Diamond Dallas Page? The wrestler?

>>378286543
Yes. THAT DDP. He was in one of Boogie's videos a while back and offered to help train him. For free, if I remember correctly.

Ethan from RE7. It would just be a repeat of that fight against the fat regenerator wannabe in the barn.

Farmer from stardew valley.
Pretty sure the guy can fit 24*2^32 rocks in his backpack and still run around with ease.
Shouldn't be an issue lifting one fat guy

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>>378282331
He'll be dead. He doesn't have any intention of actually limiting his intake and will stretch his stomach right back to where it was before. Meanwhile he'll be suffering from very real abdominal pain and nausea which will make for great begging/sympathy videos. Nothing else will change for him. Which is fine from his point of view because getting thin would ruin his image. He built his entire character and career on being fat. Worst case scenario he ruptures his surgery in under 48 hours and dies. He's already morbidly obese so it's not really that bad of a bet.

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>>378274835
>Cole Phelps, Badge 1247, no one here is going to pay for your healthcare... move your fat ass before you catch a bullet and need a doctor.

>>378282331
What surgery is he getting?
Stomach band?
How do you even operate on someone with that much fat?

>>378287346
Someone's been watching the sw1tcher playthrough

>>378287426
I had to look up what that was... sad. I drug out my ps3 and started playing it for the past few days, hadn't played this in so long, I forgot all the cases, I also skipped a lot of the driving on my first playthrough which changes the story. This playthrough worth watching?

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>>378275198
Only this one

>>378287807
They're a decently popular channel and they're doing a playthrough of LA Noire right now which is causing a lot of people to pick it up again so I just assumed you were one of them too

The channel is pretty good, they're all kind of idiots but are reasonably funny and have good chemistry. I'd say watch a few videos and see if you like their humor, and if you do the LA Noire playthrough is probably worth a watch. It's still ongoing though so it's not finished yet.

>>378275198

See:
>>378287505

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>>378275198
Here's one, she's to boogie's right

factorio engineer dude, we'll need at least 5 locomotives and some logistic robots

>>378274835
>my Saints Row 4 waifu
pretty chilling