>on the bus and I decide to check my 3DS for Streetpass tags

>>378260269
I don't go outside so I don't have any stories sorry.

>>378260269
>be 300 pound landwhale
>decide it's a nice day out and take my 3DS and go sit on the bench at a nearby park
>no one gives me looks because no one gives a shit about someone playing video games in public unless they too, are interested in video games

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>>378260269
>going outside
>playing vidya outside
>mfw

Not with my vidya consoles but one time I was going through one of those security check things and I set my phone in one of those trays but when I set it done it lit up and the security guard saw the anime girls on my lock screen.

>>378260269
>have my cell phone turned off and on my pocket at all times when going out
>I still bring it in case of emergencies
>need to get some rat poison cause they made a nest near my room and I can hear them scratching
>head downtown on the subway
>realize that I didn't look up the location of the store
>nervously pull out my cell phone and turn it on
>when it boots up I type in my passcode
>last youtube video I was watching starts playing at max volume
>"I HATE FUCKING NIIIIGGERS! NIIIIGERS!"
>nervously fumble to turn down volume
>song plays for what feels like forever before smashing phone on ground
>grab remains of phone, run out of train at next stop
>casually throw phone in garbage
>spend 3 hours walking home to avoid subway
>didn't even get rat poison

Never again

>>378260269
>1-up
This will never not make me mad every time

>>378260269
>taking out electronics on the bus
Good one OP.

Not much of a horror story but it made me feel bad.

>Playing Zelda on my Switch while riding the bus home from work.
>Can see some kid straining to watch in my peripheral vision.
>Hear him ask his mother? if he can have one of them.
>She starts yelling at him about how she doesn't have enough money for rent, let alone a "stupid fucking video game".
>Kid starts crying.
>Mom yells at him more while I put the Switch back in my bag.

I hate public transportation.

>>378260981
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31N6uhCZZks

>>378261432
inb4 some retarded faggot replies that you should have given him yours.

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>>378261290
I'm so sorry anon.

>>378261669
No, but he should have fucked the mom. She would have done it for the rent money.

>get new anime moe moe game on tablet
>listening to music from phone, have earbuds in
>get on train for 1 hour morning commute to work
>start playing my anime vidya
>after 1 hour it's my stop, accidentally remove one earbud
>hear anime voices and moe moe kyaaa~ weeb shit come from my tablet
>mfw I forgot to turn off the volume from the previous night when I was watching anime on the tablet
>mfw I just spent 1 hour blasting moe shit from my tablet in a train car full packed with people

That's the day I finally decided to buy a car.

also

>be jetlagged cause of business trip on the other side of the pond
>get to meeting with coworkers
>it's afternoon, my normal morning alarm clock (with wrong timezone) starts blasting from my phone in the middle of the meeting
>moe kyun kyun kyaa kawaii desu ne alarm super loud
>all my coworkers and branch director leading the meeting turn to me
>fumble to turn off alarm
>phone freezes and is stuck, alarm won't shut off
>end up smashing phone on the ground to make it stop
>everybody still staring at me
>"s-s-sorry, I'll b-b-be right b-b-back"
>run out of meeting and spend next 30 minutes locked in the toilet

Just fucking end me already

>(This was years ago) Playing with my DS in the bus
>I don't remember who, an old woman or someone carrying a child, gets on.
>A couple dudes tell me to give her the seat (they didn't even ask; they outright gave me the order. The person who those men wanted to give the chair didn't say a thing during the whole thing)
>I refuse and ignore them
>They start insulting me, calling me names, telling me that "that thing rot your brain" and even one of them tries to press the buttons
>I keep ignoring them; I don't even react or look at them.
>Arrive to my destination, get out.

Have in mind that mine wasn't the only chair in the bus and if that person had asked me for the chair I would have given him/her without a second thought.

>>378263584
Are you on the spectrum?

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>>378260269
>open phone emulator while waiting for my very grown up college class to start
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPrgQ3XRGvs starts playing

I dont leave the house so I don't know

>try to play outside
>can't see the screen properly
>try to play on the bus
>get motion sickness

And on top of that I'm ruining everyone's day by being a bing bing wahooer near them.

>>378260269
> I used to play my 3ds while in class but never outside because I think people will laugh at me
> a qt girl asks me if she can play
>plays all day with it, even while in the break outside
>became friends
> She gives me a cute vidya t-shirt in my birthday
To this day I wonder if she liked me or I was just a delusional faggot.

>>378263357
Next up,
On things that never happened:

>>378264369
I wish anon, I wish. It's 100% true.

>>378264256
How old were you two at the time? If you were over 12, she probably liked you.

>>378260269
>attending university
>teacher pairs me up with a nigger
>we are told to create a program with a generic name
>press a random key three times and save it
>"KKK.m"

>While on metro putting out my gaming laptop
>starts playing Call of Duty
>the alienware hardware and the graphics made for real men makes everyone aware I'm the alpha in the wagon
>so I have to sodomize every male in the wagon and piss all over females
>at the end of the day I felt exhausted

Never again

>>378260958
And then?

>>378260269
Please convince me to buy a 3ds found a guy selling one near me for 160$ New nintendo 3ds xl pikachu edition its new..

>>378264049
>by being a bing bing wahooer
>playing ANY thing out loud on public transport; video games or otherwise
I shiggy diggy doo
Do people actually fucking do this

>>378265628
I just mean that being an adult who plays video game outside is an offence to society.

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>>378265472
I mean just look at the games on it man.
There's this, which is pretty much just a list of games and not necesserily a promise of quality (I mean Federation Force is on it for christs sake) but there's definitely some good things on it.
Or you could make a thread if you wanted a better place to ask questions; you get one of those every few days I find.
Kirby, SMT, Monster Hunter, and Kid Icarus (though this things controls are like marmite) are pretty well reccomended on /v/, and then of course you have your usual Nintedo stuff which people have mixed opinions of on here

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>>378260269
"I'll take 'Things That Never Happened' for $500, Alex."

I have a Switch but don't take it outside because I'm an insecure faggot who listens to /v/ rants about handelds, the other weeks I saw in my uni class a bunch of dudebros playing MK8 on THEIR Switch while also talking about Zelda. I don't even.

>>378267823

They're normal it's ok for them to do it.

You're not.

>>378265850
If we were worried about offending society, we wouldn't be here now, would we?

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Not a handheld but
>weeb in highschool
>freshman year, catch rides to school with my neighbor (2 girls)
>listening to weeb playlist on phone
>somehow accidentally unplug earbuds
>https://vimeo.com/86173246
>WELCOME TO LOCK AND LOLL NAAIIIGHHHT
>PANIC trying to lower the volume
>everyone in the car looks at me
>try and act surprised/confused that weeb music is blaring from my phone

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>>378263357
>mfw I just spent 1 hour blasting moe shit from my tablet in a train car full packed with people
Instead of moe shit try with lolicore on public transportation for days repeatedly.

After two or so weeks of listening to music i realized this thing had a weird bug where it would reproduce audio from both the earbuds and speakers, fixed it later by flashing LineageOS.

Just kill me.

Saw somebody playing MK8 on Switch at my workplace today. As long as you're not obnoxious, there's no need to be nervous.

Just use headphones.

>>378264256
She liked you autist

>>378262669
she would have done it for free from the sound of it

>>378263797
not him but as someone on the spectrum myself sounds like something i might have done when i was 16 ish too

>>378261432
You manchild. You've got a switch and a kid that needs it more doesn't have one.

>>378263357
>listen to gay anime shit and be ashamed of it

well you're halfway to recovery. now just develop some taste.

>>378270109
lolicore?

>>378260269
Source for pic?

>>378272283
https://youtu.be/XAck4Ki_TsA

>>378272453
kizuna ai

>>378272283
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dDz3t1ev3x8

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>>378260269
HI DOMO~! CAT FALLING OFF THE TABLE DESU

>>378273303
>cat falling off the table

Holy shit I never even realized that. What an amazingly timed picture

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>>378269356
That's not too bad, at least most of the song is in engrish.

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>have beautiful blonde-haired, blue-eyed sister
>has 3DS and vita
>used to play them in public
>nerds, losers, neckbeard approachs her
>thought they were just being friendly
>happens multiple times
>doesn't play it public anymore
she doesn't know her own power, the poor girl. she just wants to play in the fresh air

>>378274850
>pic
that's my sister(male)

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>>378275035
but she's a girl!

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>>378270109
>>378273041
Holy fuck i would kill myself

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>>378274850
more pics?

>turn off the PC for the night
>on the way bed
>decide to give my momma a good night
>fire up the good ol phone emulator to pass the time
>open door
>this plays
https://youtu.be/-F4gG7rXw1s

>>378275969
>>378275035
>>378274850
Reminder that anon is a literal GOOK with an ADOPTED WHITE SISTER who's posted about her before. He is literally depriving her of having a life just to he his little waifu. She should be out partying and hooking up with black guys. Asians are just as bad as white people and they should be next.

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>>378275969
just going to post that one

>>378276310
but she doesn't like blagg peeble

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>Taking the train
>Playing some Super Robot Taisen OG Saga Endless Frontier™
>Hear girls giggling from across the aisle

>>378276451
>>378275375
I have this strange feeling that you're just posting pics of yourself and not posted by your brother, and you're pretending to be him because you want him to fuck you just like in Oreimo. Does this turn you on? Do /v/irgins turn you on? please say yes

>>378260958
You're lucky you weren't arrested.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltdgSEPPCZs

>>378264860
18 my dude.
I still talk to her, but not as much as before.

>>378260269
>Go to MEPS
>have chity cracked phone i had for a long time
>"Turn of your phones and give them to me'
>Phone doesnt want to shut off but give it to him anyway
>After long day I head back to the counter to retrieve phone.
>Hear my shitty taste of music playing across the the room
>people talking about it
>MFW I forgot about my alarms

>be manager at retail joint
>bring 3ds sometimes to play on during breaks/dead hours because it's night shift
>qt 19 year old starts working there, mostly during my shifts
>get a street pass, it's clearly her
>ask her
>end up talking about acnl and smash all night
>start hanging out outside of work
>we're dating now, going on a year
>she actually has decent taste in vidya and wants to play through all my favorites with me

It's good bros

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>>378279392
die

>>378263357
whats your alarm, im in terested

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>>378260269
I've played pic related on public transportation with grown men sitting next to me on multiple occasions.

>>378279953
Well yeah, no one would berate you for playing a good game in public.

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>>378280308

>>378260557
if anything i would think you would get more looks than most because i bet the small handheld looks even smaller juxtaposed with your enormous body

I guess this is kind of related

>start going to college in 2012
>only person I know there is a goofball from my old school
>we go to the bar
>girl I'm interested in is sitting in the next booth over
>he takes out his laptop
>proceeds to play a flash game called 'meat or pussy' at full volume
>chants 'meat!' whenever it's meat, and 'pussy!' whenever it's pussy
>get thrown out

>>378260557
But there is the laser cheese you have to deal with.

>>378281523
Wow, what an unremarkable image.

>>378260269
I browse reddit on my phone while simutaneously phoneposting instead of playing handhelds

>>378281523
Jesus christ. Thats a typical anon looks like with his 3ds?

>>378263829
>Suddenly out of thin air a bunch of normies are standing beside you.
Is that pokemon anon, oh my god I looooove pokemon. I'm such a nerd.
>more and more normies flock together talking about how "nerd" they are.

>>378281523
me irl

>>378260269
>usually go to cons alone
>it's okay I guess but a little lonely sometimes
>casually mention I'm going MAGfest to /vitagen/
>someone says they're going to
>says we should hang out and play Freedom Wars together or something
>usually not a fan of meeting up with anyone from 4chan for fear of them being a memeing sperg
>fuck it he seems normal enough
>finally meet up with him
>he goes in and gives me a hug
>we sit down the hallway and get a game of Freedom Wars going
>you know you're kinda cute anon-kun
>wat
>you wanna cuddle while we play?
>think he's just joking because of all the /homogen/ homoposting meme
>laugh it off and say sure why not
>he tells me to sit with my back to his chest
>he wraps his arms around my waist and plays by looking over my shoulder
>laugh nervously thinking he'll tell me to get off in like a minute
>we stay like that for half an hour
>it could be worse I guess-
>suddenly start feeling something wet against my ear
>he starts nibbling on my ear and licking it all over
>scream really loud and stand up
>walk away without say a word
And that was the day I learned /vitagen/'s homoposting was not a meme.

>>378260269
>public transit
What are you? A poorfag? Buy a car you fucking slob. And stop playing children's games. God you are fucking pathetic. You know we all judge you right? Your parents say they are proud of you and that you're fine, but secretly they know they fucked up. Raise a pedofilic, child-game playing loser who can't afford a car. Honestly, I hope you find the courage to kill yourself before you hurt your loved ones more with your failure.

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>>378260269
>play Cave Story on PSP
>black guy asks me what I'm doing
>I'm playing cave story
>guy says "shit looks dope man"
>I say I'm playing the last dungeon and it's hard as fuck
>keeps looking at me die
>says something about me dying a lot
>he leaves to class right after

I still haven't beaten that last level, it puts me on edge.

>>378282196
>not getting some easy and free ass before leaving
missed out fag

>>378282196
was he cute?

>>378282196
Did you fug?

>>378282327
Last Cave regular or True Last Cave?

>>378282196
>freedom wars
People actually play that?!

>go out to car to smoke and play Mobius FF and PAD on phone during breaks
>notice something familiar on a coworker's phone
>he PADs
>he's better than me
>talk, he's into anime too
>bond over casual phone vidya and animu
>find out a lot of people at my work play vidya and /tg/
>join some of them for gamean
>they're completely different from my usual group but it's fun as fuck
>fuck yeah

Perks of working in IT I guess. It attracts nerds and geeks.

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>on bus
>sit all the way back between some people
>play on my phone
>no one gives a shit
>pull out my 3DS and turn it on
>everyone stares at me

W-Why

>>378282848
they wish they were as alpha as you anon, their stares are full of jealousy

>>378282848
Phone users are common, but not as common as 3DS users.

>>378282196
Kinda reminds me of my experience in technical college.

Was going to the Art Institute in San Diego, living in school-sponsored housing at an apartment complex. First quarter there I met a guy, kinda short and average but pretty hot, too. Big anime fan and gamer, had his hair done like Link/Ed Elric. We became friends, and after a couple of semesters we started getting closer.

One night, when we were snuggling and petting, he started crying and revealed that he was actually a woman (which explained why he had something around his chest and never let me grope his crotch, only his ass). He wore really tight sports bras to squish his breasts.

He was 100% female too. As he explained it, he was born out of wedlock to a 15-year-old mother from what may have been an incestuous relationship and was put up for adoption. His foster parents never told him about his mother, father, or anything of his baby days, and his guesswork is that he was born a herm and his parents had him worked on to be a girl, but his mind was male. And he's always hated his female body.

We stayed together after the revelation, and he may have hated his body, but he had a pair of breasts any girl would kill to have. After a while, he finally let me suck and play with them, and even have vaginal sex with him (fortunately, he was sterile, so no condom needed). And he may have hated his body, but he had some powerful orgasms from it.

God, I wish we were still together.

>>378261290
Not everyone lives near niggers, anon.

>>378282662
True Last Cave. Fuck getting to the boss, and fuck fighting several bosses in a row. I haven't tried it in years.

>>378266017
I need an external memory right? what would you recommend..

>>378282196
>>378283094
Nice copypasta, /vitagen/

>>378260269
>play emulators on my phone
>no one gives a shit because it just looks like i'm on my phone like everyone else

wow i did it

>>378283539
this

All I emulate is the pokemon tcg though, it only needs one hand to play so I can hold on to the train pole and not be bored at the same time

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>community college
>professor is late
>decide to play FF1 on my PSP while I wait
>some dude leans over my shoulder and starts humming the pokemon theme
>I turn over to him
>"Yeah bro what version is that?"
>"What? No it's Final Fantasy"
>"Aw man. RIP Aeris amirite?"
>"Sorry man I'm playing the first one"
>"Yeah. Aeris is in the first one right?"
>"No that's FF7"
>"Well... uh. You got Pokemon Red? Now that's a good game"
>"Nah all I got are ROMhacks"
>I show him Pokemon Brown. His mind is blown
>he pesters me for the rest of the semester looking for vidya recommendations because he thinks I'm some kinda hardcore master gamer

>>378260269
>i allways wanted to play proyect mirai on ds
>i fear the day , i get to a bus or train and the headphone plug gets out.
>then the miku songs sounds everywhere in the place
>and i can't show my face outside anymore.

I just stick with my cellphone and emulate some old games

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>emulating Pokemon Emerald on my phone while waiting for my to go order at my local grocery store
>some dude working there cleaning up stuff and moving shit to the back mentions how much he likes Pokemon
>we shoot shit whenever he passes near my seat, start getting worried he'd ask to see my pokes or something
>get the fuck out of there as soon as my lunch is done even though he was enjoying the conversation a lot
Couldn't risk having a normal, well adjusted dude see me playing Pokemon with the Moemon romhack.

>>378284116
So what was your team?

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>>378284190
The cutest pokegrills.

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>Be black
>play videogames on the train
>no one judges me out of fear
feels pretty good lads, y'all should try it out.

>>378284296
>landscape mode
but don't your fingers cover the screen?
what's the point of a game with cute girls if you're gonna cover them

>>378283715
>"Aw man. RIP Aeris amirite?"
>"Yeah. Aeris is in the first one right?"

I don't even remotely believe that this happened.

>>378284296
Are there different versions of the romhack? Either I didn't get far enough to see those sprites or there's another romhack floating out there with a different set of sprites.

>>378282687
It was pretty popular back in 2014.

>>378284387
If you have amerilard fingers, sure

>>378283224
just get a 16 or 32 gb sdcard
shits cheap as fuck

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>live in big city
>don't care about people judging me for playing on my 3DS
>implying it happens anyway and it isn't just Quentin memery
>still don't take it out because the city is full of niggers and I'd like to keep it

Used to play PSP while I was younger (middleschool), but as soon as I got a smartphone I would just play that shit instead.
My bus rides were never long enough that I would need more than 10 minutes of entertainment to keep me occupied.

>>378284421
oh you poor sheltered fool.

>highschool, about 10 years ago
>study hall aka do fuck all period
>playing Tekken on my PSP
>playing as Asuka
>annoying girl looks over my shoulder
>I'm getting my ass kicked
>annoying girl screams "Oh my god anon is playing a game where you beat up girls!"
>everyone looks at me
>too beta to deny it
>never brought my PSP back

>Play shit like Senran Kagura on my Vita on the bus and at college, wear Miku shirts, take Japanese classes

I don't get it, why would I care what random retards think about my hobbies?

>>378282848
>open 3DS
>CLACK... CLACK

That's exactly why.

>>378260269
I used to play my 3ds on the train on my way to work. Played Senran Kagaura with no fucks given to anyone watching since they ain't gonna do nothing.

Anyone watching pretty much jelly since they got nothing else to do while waiting for their stop.

>>378283224
3DS takes SD cards, n3DS takes micro SD cards. I do not believe a micro SD adapter works on a 3DS. You don't NEED one, only if you want to download games or if you have a bunch of updates downloaded. Just google one, I don't know jack.

>>378260269
If you have common sense on when you use it in public no one will fucking care.

>>378284837
>annoying girl screams
should have killed her on the spot and helped make the world a better place

>>378284914
post pics so I can laugh at you.

>playing Love Live outside the classroom
>some guy walks up and says "Are you playing Love Live?"
>after saying yes, "What song are you playing now?"
>completely butcher my Nihongo
>get him to give me has friend ID
>profusely apologizes for messing up my combo
>add him
>never see him again even though I played in the exact same spot every day for the semester

>>378285035
what do you mean?

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>>378276676
/a/ is full of hambeasts who wanted their brothers dicks. I wouldn't be surprised.

>>378285164
>>never see him again even though I played in the exact same spot every day for the semester
i used to make friends/acquaintances/familiar faces/whatever you'd call them and never saw them again/avoided them

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>>378285170
He means that the majority of normies that take the bus or the train are too busy trying to keep to their own business and worry about their own personal needs than care what some random stranger is doing in his spare time.

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>>378284576
I dont think my hands are too big, it's probably the way I hold my phone any time I play landscape then.

Portrait keeps the aspect ratio better anyway

>>378284610
On public transport (trains in particular) the most common way for things to get stolen is for someone to wait right before the doors close, snatch your belongings then hop off the vehicle. The doors would close stopping you from being able to grab them.

So you should either:
A.) Don't sit near the doors
or
B.) put your stuff away anytime the doors open

>nintenautist is also an aichan parroter
Typical.

>>378285307
>hambeast
But she isn't fat at all. QUICK CALL HER BACK INTO THIS THREAD

>Be in Flipland high school when PSP emulation was at full power
>Tekken was all the rage and if someone had a PSP it was guranteed they'd have it there
Those were the days. You could just go up and challenge anyone and even groups of friends would challenge each other trough the team matches.

I think it helped that the PSP had that thing where you don't even need it installed or the ISO to do versus. Some sort of game sharing.

And don't even get me started on MonHun,

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This is why we need Quentin back.

sitting in front of gaming computer, back to the door
>browsing /gif/ cause horny as fuck
>don't hear little sister enter bedroom cause headset. don't hear her sit on your bed
>dick hard as diamonds. haven't fapped in 5 days
>drop trow and start fapping to pmv on pornhub
>can't cum for some reason
>open desk drawer, apply hand lotion
>fap for an additional 30 minutes
>finally about to cum. can feel it. any second now
>something out of the corner of your eye. turn and look
>make eye contact with sister sitting on your bed, back against the wall, staring wide eyed in amazement at what she is seeing
>you stop fapping and put both hands on the arm rest of your chair, spinning chair to face her
>white knuckles. what do?
>frozen with indecision. just sit there with your pants around your ankles
>edged as fuck. the struggle is real
>sister still looking at you. doesn't stop looking at you
>the two of you just stare at each other for what seems like an eternity
>she breaks eye contact and looks down at your dick
>7.5 inches. hard as it has ever been
>she bites her lip
>she's wearing your blue superman T-shirt. it's way too big for her
>usually covers up her panties when she is standing. she isn't standing
>can feel yourself getting closer to cumming. whiter knuckles
>she realizes that you're staring at her panties
>she slowly starts spreading her legs and pulls up her shirt
>realize that she is actually trying to accommodate you
>you look her right in the eyes as you lean back in your chair and start cumming buckets
>hands free orgasm. maintaining eye contact
>adrenaline. butterflies in stomach
>she opens her mouth and gasps and then covers her mouth with her hand
>takes her hand away and reveals a huge smile. she's blushing
>it finally dawns on you to pull your pants up. you put the lotion away and sit back down
>she keeps staring at you
>you just sit there in silence, looking at the floor in shame
>she slowly rolls off of the bed and leaves, shutting the door behind her

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>>378261432
Fuck that kid and fuck his failure of a mother. You didn't ask for them to be there, you have absolutely no obligation towards them. The only thing you did wrong was minding them like the beta pussy bitch you are.

>>378285471
Kizuna AI is fucking shit

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>>378285554
fuck I didn't copy the meme arrow in front of the first line.

I fucked up, guys.

>>378284956
How much memory would suffice me anon? I plan on downloading a few games also

>>378285387
True, I agree with this. Cute pic btw

>>378284421
They recycle names in FF all the time so I gave him the benefit of the doubt.

>>378279392
Drink bleach, normie.

>>378284421
>anon has never talked to a normie about games before

>>378260269
Never had any. I play on the bus and even at bus stops in the middle of nigger town as a pasty white man and no one gives a fuck. The only time I've ever seen anyone gut upset is when this autistic child had the volume all the way up with external speakers and was yelling at the game and the mother did absolutely nothing. 2 guys got pissed off and started yelling at the mother and they got into it so bad the bus driver had to stop and call the cops.

>Play my GBA on the bus while going to work
>People stare all trip long

>Fast forward some months
>Play the same game, but emulated on my phone instead
>Nothing happens

Society is bullshit

>>378285931
>use a device that is rarely seen in public
>you stand out and eyes are drawn to you

>use a device that everyone uses
>nobody looks

Fucking society

>>378263357
I don't care if this is real or not. I laughed.

>>378285626
Just from googling a little: the absolute biggest 3DS games I can find are 3gb, most seem to be under 2GB, with some as low as 500mb I think. VC games are gonna be fuck all obviously, and eShop games are gonna be whatever. I think I remember some stuff with they'll only accept certain size SD cards, the link I found a bunch of file sizes on said something about needing to format it to FAT32 if it's over 32 GB, so look into it to make sure whatever you decide to get will work.

>>378282808
IT is all nerds and geeks and pajeets you dumb fuck.

>>378285554
I got a hard-on reading this.

>>378282238
Ok I'll stop being a poor fag when you give me a job that pays a wage that will let me. I work full time and after all expenses I have if lucky 2000usd extra a year and that shit gets eaten up by random bullshit. I'm lucky to have 1000 split up over 12 months for fun stuff like video games and hanging with friends. There is literally no room in my budget for a car.

>>378286658
You can have my car if you want anon. It has 2100 km on it and its a 2016 model.

I bought it last year new and barely use it since I take the train every single day

>>378285554
>7.5
Immersion broken, thanks asshole

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>Get on train home
>Pop in headphones and play 3DS
>Nothing happens
>Exit train and walk home

FUCKING VIDEOGAMES

>>378286810
I would take it in a heart beat if I could anon. The bus systems here are fucking horrible. 2 hours to get somewhere that you can drive to in 20 min.

>>378285620
>Mako
>bra
way to ruin the cosplay, fucking roach.

>>378286831
Stop having a tiny dick

>>378287003
Wouldn't it be better to walk then you fat ass

>>378261290
Not everyone lives in America, anon.

>>378287163
I walk and bike where possible but when the bus and biking would get me there at the same time I would rather bus. Even more so when I'm going to my job. I live in Florida and its already trying to break through 100f. There is also frozen food to think about. My closest store is 40ish minutes away walking. Shit doesn't survive in that heat.

>day after Pokemon X&Y come out
>playing it on the bus
>notice that there's actually another player in my communication range
>look around, there's a schoolgirl sitting a few rows ahead of me and I can see Pokemon on her screen

>challenge her to a battle
>she looks at the notification for a couple seconds then dismisses it

video games

>>378274850
Post more of the doggo

>>378271718

t. Irresponsible single mother

I don't go outside.

>>378284956
>>378285626
Just for the record I believe you need AT LEAST 8 GB to hack the 3DS. It's been a while so I recommend you look it up. That said you probably want bigger than that to get some games on it too.

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>on the bus
>some fat neckbeard is sitting across from me wearing one of these hats
>I want to avoid interacting him with him or making any eye contact so I pull out my 3DS and play it for the duration of the ride
>turns out I get off at the same stop as him, and he ends up walking in the same direction as me for a good few minutes before finally going a different direction
>later I find out we streetpassed, so he knows my name

>>378271718
If you gave it to him, his poor family probably won't have a charger. So he'll just get to play it for a couple hours till his Mom pawns it off.

>>378287934
Kids are worthless shitheads anyway. Even if he gave the kid a Switch the kid wouldn't appreciate it at all. He'd get bored of it in a few months and want whatever new thing is coming out instead.

I wish I lived near public transport and could ride it to work like you anons. I fucking hate driving a car.

>>378288067
Did YOU fail to take care of your games as a kid?

>>378279392
>gamer girl gf

No thanks beta cuck.

>>378260269
>TYoOL 2017
>having social anxiety

tip top kek me thinks

>>378285587
Honestly this senpai

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>played my 3ds on a greyhound bus
>I was sat by a kid.
>At the end of the trip the kid tried to say i was stealing his 3ds from him and started crying
>Bunch of assholes tried to force me to give it to this kid
>I had to wait for his mom to come as i had 4 people yelling at me and calling me names.
>Mom cleared up the problem
>No one apologized
Worst vidya experience of my life. Fuck that kid.

>>378288334
It's a disease of this time. Technology is seen as disposable now more than ever. Even if he doesn't have the money to buy a new shiny iphone every six months, he watches tv shows/sees richer kids that do this very thing. Monkey see monkey do.

That is, of course, assuming the crackhead mother doesn't pawn it off for beer money. Of course, she will ask the kid for permission. The kid, not wanting to disappoint/fearing future reprisals will naturally give in.

>>378287739
>Wants to avoid the autist
>Becomes the autist
This is surprisingly brilliant.

>>378289412
>Of course, she will ask the kid for permission.
When has a parent or family member EVER asked for permission? Ever? He's just gonna come home from school one day and it's gonna be gone and he'll never see it again.

If the kid's from a poor family that rarely gets anything he's gonna learn to take care of his shit rather quickly. Besides, iphone being replaced every six months doesn't mean "throw it against the ground and break it every six months".

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>>378260269
Are these stories of people playing their 3DS outside ever even real? I'm not questioning the notion of playing video games outside, but more questioning the validity because the fucking highest brightness setting on the 3DS is trash and it's literally impossible to see shit, sometimes even in shade.

>working graveyard shift in very laid back job
>everyone on their phone on netflix or pinterest
>hmm i should bring my vita and catch up on my backlog
>coworkers notice it but don't comment on it
>next meeting with my supervisor
>"anon people saying you are playing games at work, I'm gonna ask you to leave the games at home"
>everyone's still on their phones
Fucking normalfags

Stop memeing and develop a personality you sad fucks.

>>378276281
ANON GET OUT

>>378289678
Too much work

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>>378288441
>not cuddling with your qt gf watching you p5 for a couple hours then fucking like rabbits later

Your loss fag

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>>378285761
>"normie"
nice job outing yourself, my man

What's the problem with /v/, playing games outside? Being intimidated? Care that you don't fit into the social construct?

Why calling people, playing outside manchilds, while enjoying vidya at home? It's the same thing.

>>378265472
I guarantee it is hacked and banned from nintendo's servers.

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>>378260269
>take out PSP while in store
>woman tells me to delete picture

>>378261432
>not side eyeing the kid and his mom with a shit eating grin on your face
>not checking out the mom even if she's a fat whale, just for the power rush of it

>be a teenager
>own a gameboy advance sp (trademark)
>doing an exam in highschool
>finish exam
>pull gameboy from pocket and start playing in the middle of the class
>teacher looks at me awkwardly
>"anon what are you doing?"
>"what? I already finished"
>"but that does not mean you can play"
>"what else am I supposed to do?"
>"I don't know, read something, but stop, this is distracting the others"
>"How is it distracting anyone? It has no sound. Unless my mere existence in this room is a distraction to others, in which case I am sorry."
>"GET OUT OF MY CLASS RIGHT NOW"

People are so weird.

>>378296164
You sound like you have autism, but it's the kind of autism that makes you smarter than other people, not dumber. Way too smart though, you lack social awareness to know when to hide your power level

>>378296164
One of my teachers in highschool actually told me why some teachers flip their shit over this. It's because the superintendents don't like it, and view it as the teacher not doing their job correctly

>>378296346
Yep. A lot of people who have some power over others, but are still ultimately under the supervision of those with more power than them will often do things they don't necessarily agree with or condone just to make those higher on the food chain happy.

Used to work under a guy who would always tell us he was sorry for the way he acted at work and the only reason he was a hard ass was because he'd get torn into by his boss if he didn't ride our asses all day. Chain of command is weird.

>>378296560
Shit rolls down hill.

>>378283172
I got it done on psp, you can too anon - I believe

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>>378260269
I was stuck at a boss in the PSP Prinny game so I stopped to look at some playthrough on youtube.

I was kinda distracted so I forgot to unplug the headphones to plug into the phone, which I only realized after blaring "HERE WE GO DOOD - HA YA YA YA BOOM" for a solid 10 seconds in a crowded train.

>>378260557
Most people avoid looking at fatasses to avoid vomiting. More people wish you'd die then don't care.

>>378285931
>Instantly assume people are staring at and mocking you
This is legit the first symptom of paranoia.
Grow the fuck up.
Only highschoolers would snicker at someone pulling a handheld.

Chances are you just got some looks because GBAs are a nostalgic sight.

>>378260269
This meme is retarded. kys please, we need less of this trash.

>>378276459
what is she doing?

>>378297554

doing her hourly anal stretches to prep herself for her bull

>>378278315
p in v

>>378290830
>she doesn't just leave you when she sees you playing p5

>>378260981
That's literally how phones don't work. A full system power cycle should clear any and all ram, meaning apps close.

>>378260557
I would look at you with my peripherals, so that I may observe you without making eye contact. Fatties get these looks all the time, handheld game or no

>>378263584
I would tell him to fuck off and give up his own seat if he's so high and mighty.
What a fucking twat

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>>378271718
>Needs

>>378276310
Blacks are disgusting and should be shot on site

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>be at work
>all my manager does is sit in the office all day texting on her phone(literally not even joking, she does nothing else because she's the manager for the night shift and only has others do the cleaning)
>just to spite her, i go in the office, sit across from her, pull out my 3ds and start playing it across from her
>she looks at me and says "Anon, don't play your game on the clock"
>i say "So how is it any different from you texting on your phone back here all night while we're busting our asses doing cleaning?"
>she can't think of a rebuttal, i go back to work after that and don't do it again(just wanted to make a point once)
>she never mentions what i said to the general manager because she knows if she does she'll be in deep shit for texting on the phone all night during her shift

I need to find a new job. If any of you are the kind of people who just sit on your phone all day during work, go fuck yourselves.

>riding bus home, watching a movie on my vita
>down syndrome kid gets on bus
>proceed's to sit next to me and ask "what are you playing on your gameboy?"
>literally only use it to watch movies, so I tell him that
>he says "Oh ok, well this is what I play"
>proceeds to start pulling 30+ 3ds game cases out of his backpack
>it's literally all he has in his backpack
>spends 15 minutes going through naming every single fucking game he has
>tells me he has more digital, he'll show me
>just hands me his turned off 3ds
>never used a 3ds before, no idea how to turn it on
>also don't really care
>I try to tell him that and hand it back to him
>he's put away all his shit and is standing up now
>tells me "my mom said not to take things from strangers"
>pushes the 3ds back into my hands and gets off the bus
>I guess I own a 3ds now
>everyone on the bus just stares at me like I mugged a retarded kid
That is the last fucking time I ever do anything gaming related in public, fuck me.

>>378300871
I can't even take phones into the workplace because of fuckers like that

>chilling in lounge during hour lunch break
>room full of coworkers
>tap the app
>FIRE EMBLEM HEROES
>commit suicide

>>378300890
This is so dumb that it's believable

>>378301109
I just sold the 3DS to gamestop, it had a Kingdom Hearts sticker skin thing on it.

>>378301086
>not muting the app and then listening to J-Pop

How many times of hearing "expect perfection" until you learn?

>>378300967
I'd rather that than people texting on their phones during shift

If every person who did this at work got fired, we'd only have like, four people working there instead of twenty.

>>378301086
On the flip side of that, I had this super qt jap transfer student in one of my classes last semester, she was super popular and I assumed she was normie af, but she saw me playing FE heroes once and started freaking out because she didn't think Americans knew what FE was.
She had spent like, $200 american on fucking orbs and had almost every single 5 star.

>>378300890
>Gets free 3ds
>still complains

I don't get it anon

>>378278315
You're such a retard.

I don't have any vidya stories myself, but I think it's dumb when people on public transit play on a handheld while standing, considering how fucking shaky it gets. At least with a phone you can grab onto something to keep your balance. You also shouldn't lean on the doors, idiot.

Another thing I hate is when kids are playing handhelds while walking to wherever it is they're going. They're usually accompanied by a parent, but come on. Really?

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>>378260958
>be 15
>wait for the train and talk with a cute girl from school
>smooth as duck
>she asks if she can call her parents from my phone
>sure thing
>as i hand her the phone I despair
>realize my mistake but it is too late
>she opens my clamshell phone and stares at my naked pornslut wallpaper
>her look of disgust washes over me

that was the last time I talked to her

>>378301370
>Gets something he has no interest in
>He should be grateful

You're an idiot

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>Browsing /v/ in public
>It turns into a loli thread

>>378260269
>i once played my DS in the train
>then I remembered I lived in western europe
>three shitskins come to me, put a knife near my face and take my DS
>never played in public in this country again

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>>378301657

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>>378301565

>>378260269
What makes you people so awkward isn't that stuff like this happens, what makes you awkward is that you're the kind of person who freaks out about it. The normies on the bus literally don't care.

>>378301565
Fucking beta, you shoulda told her the pic could be her if she sucked your peepee.

>>378301607
>Gets something he has no interest in
>For free
>Worth at least 100$ which he can sell and did
>Still complains

Why would he complain about that is what I don't get

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>>378301565
>girl gamer in my astronomy class
>add her on discord
>my profile pick is cropped hentai
>she says the arts nice and asks for source, obviously not knowing it's porn
>"uh, I don't remember, I'll have to find it later."
>thought she'd drop it
>consistantly bugs me about it for 2 weeks
>god dammit fine, what the fuck ever
>send here the doujin
>mfw "oh yeah I thought I recognized this artist, nice"

>>378301889
Oh they do. You can see it in their eyes.

>>378302080
Well did you fug?

>>378302080
Sure

>>378302080
hit it, anon

Since we're talking about mobile gaming, what's a good rpg to emulate on a phone that isn't Pokemon, final fantasy or dragon quest?

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A dark skinned person punched me in the face, tried to grab my Vita, and ran away.

>>378294085
wat

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>Look and dress like a normie on the outside
>Weeb on the inside
>Play 3ds in the bus and train plenty of times
>Nothing remotely weird happens

I guess blending in is the key to succes

>>378302362
Only time I've ever had this sort of encounter was like this
>getting a candy bar from a vending machine
>black stranger thought it'd be funny to literally take it right out of my hands
>he looks at me
>i'm extremely fucking pissed
>he starts running away
>start sprinting and charge for the fucking thief
>tackle his ass
>take it back

Don't you lay a finger on my butterfinger, nigger

>>378302620
Black lives matter told me this doesn't happen, so fuck off with your bullshit.

>>378286491
I was already hard, think I might have gained a centimetre or two though.

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>>378265097
>attending university
>teacher pairs me up with a jew
>we are told to join a group
>ask him which group we should join
>"anon, we need one we can remember easily"
>"how about nr. 14 or 88?"

>>378276459
That's the one video where a girl is eating that other girls pussy and then THEY get mad because someone is watching them, right?

>>378302520
I had my PSP at eye level looking at the screen. She thought I took a picture. Told her it has no camera then she fucked off.

I let a guy play my 3DS on the bus once, probably wasn't a smart idea, but he genuinely enjoyed playing Dillon's Rolling Western more than me, honestly

Another time some black guy saw me playing Smash and we talked about it for a few minutes.

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>>378300871
I used to do part time work at a small cafe and my boss was really chill about using technology on the job; the dish washer (me), the barista and one of the chefs would frequently be on our phone/listening to music, and the manager was just like "I don't mind, as long as you can keep up with the work."

>>378260269
Oh no! Some strangers now think that you play Mario. Whatever will you do?

>>378302080
Well what doujin was it?

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>>378302080
>have a gamer friend for almost 2 years now
>he introduces me to one of his female gaming friends he attends school with
>she is kinda cute, looks like a Tomboy
>start playing vidya together
>she like the games I usally play
>start talking to her about some other shit, like school, her goals in life and fucking
>she had a bf, but broke up with him, because he was an asshole
>conversations are getting deeper
>talking about sex and shit
reminder: she is 16 and I'm 22
>making jokes and shit to cover up my 22 permavirgin
>feel like I start to really like her
>feel that she starts to really like me
>sometime, some random dude from her class joins in for a day
don't know how, but ended up talking about long-distance relationships
she lives a few k km away from me
>we both state that long-distance relationships usally don't work
>but with that "yeah, sadly" undertone

then shit got really wierd
1/2

>>378304889
Pre-type this shit you asshole.

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then shit gets really wierd
>one day, playing with her and look through the other guys profile pics in teamspeak
>see a fucking screencap from /b/
>took my balls and told her that I know where he took that screenshot from
>tell her that this is pretty much the cancer of the internet
>she starts to push me and I should tell her what website that is
>say fuck it and show her 4chan
>we start browsing /b/, /v/, /k/, /d/, /h/ and because she wanted me to do this /trash/
>shes a little confused, but OK
>tell her she should text that guy some random meme shit, like "was /pol/ right again?" and "are futas gay?"
>he fucking takes the bait
>4 hours of me controlling her and baiting him
shit was glorius
>he end up texting her his fetishes and all that shit
>she was kinda worried, but I told her SHE started that shit
>fem-anon finally asks me why I know such a website and if I'm into all that
pic related >>378304889
>tell her that I mostly browse /v/ & /k/
>she doesn't believe me
>tell her that I browse /h/ for "relief"
>she is OK with that
>paniced out and haven't talked to her for 2 weeks
>now my friend, who introduced me to her, tells me that she is missing me and I should play with her again
>to big of a pussy to even write her
seems like, I should get my ass up and grwo some balls
pic related

>>378260269
>get my 3ds out
>bunch of muscular dudes led by a gorgeous blond adonis come out of nowhere and beat the shit out of me
>they called themselves the diamond dogs
I'll never play with a handheld in public again

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>>378305037
I had it pretyped, but it was to long, so have part 2 fag >>378305047

>>378305109
Took you too long.

>start med school
>bring my entire set up to the hostel
>no one likes me because I play vidya all day in my room
>sports tournament comes up
>be the MVP for my house in basketball
>people start to talk to me
>"you're not so bad anon but why do you sit in your room and play vidya all day?"
>"Its a fun hobby"
>start getting my bros into gaming slowly but surely
>get them in deep as me

I'm 3rd year now and we have a group of 10 here all as addicted as me.

I've been playing my Switch on public transport for two weeks now, no one has ever said anything or looked at me. I guess if you hold the fucking device up your face people will think you're a retard.

BUT

Wearing my AirPods people have stopped me in the fucking streets like 5 times now asking me if that's the new Apple headphones how much they cost if they are good. Fucking annoying.

>>378282196
You do realize you could have gotten free sex as well as someone to play games with on the fly, right?

A hole is a hole. anon.

>>378305319
He's 22 and the slut is 16. Hanging out with someone that much younger is like wanking off with a cheese grater. Teenage girls are ass.

Should I shave my legs? Is it gay to want to want to wear thigh highs as a man, or girly clothing in general? Tonight I got drunk and put on thigh high socks and elbow length gloves and liked it enough that I only regretfully took them off.

Is that gay? I mean I only like women sexually and everything but I really liked wearing those sock and gloves and I like aprons.

My friend kept saying I should shave my legs, but I'm really not sure about that because I wear shorts and shaved legs would be immediately apparent, and I'd feel weird about that. Also how am I supposed to buy and wear thigh highs without my family finding out?

>>378302605
I was at a developer conference 2 weeks ago and I sat near a 40yr old guy who busted out his switch in between talks.
I thought it was weird even though I own a switch.

>>378300890
Underage leave

>>378305963
Uh, wrong post, anon.

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>>378306068
is that pasta?

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>>378260269
>watch anime in the train
>volume is a bit off
>turn it up higher
>realize my headphones weren't plugged in properly
>everyone heard me watch my moeblob

>>378260269
I drive so it's never a problem to check my games though reaching in my purse while driving would probably kill me.

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>>378305047
fuck you dude! go talk to her again and stop being such a little fucking twerp. you really want to fester in /v/ with these fat virgins or do you want to get laid and bust these chains. just do it faggot, in 5 years you'll either be thankful you weren't such a homo today or you'll be thinking "wow, it was just a girl and i was too afraid to talk to her, anon was right. i am a homo".

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>>378302605
>blending in
>success

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Not really a horror story, but i was unsure how to feel at the time. Playing KH:BBS on the subway train. A cute loli with long hair runs up to me, leans really close with her hair literally covering my hands and the console like a tent. I don't mind, continue playing without saying anything. After a couple of minutes she giggles, runs back to her father saying "Daddy, can you get me a game like that? It looks cool!" He replies "Sure, sweetie". When they had to get off, she waved at me cheerfully while leaving. Looking back at this situation, it was actually kinda nice.

> be paranoid enough to always wear the wrist strap that's tied to my ds, 3ds, psp or vita
> never had a single incident where anyone tried to steal my handheld console after they see it's strapped to my wrist

I don't care how dorky it looks to secure a wrist strap tightly to my wrist before playing my handheld consoles.

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Not really vidya but:

>mingle type situation after a gala with fuckloads of people
>can barely hear yourself think
>feet hurt etc. nervously fidgeting with my hand in my pocket, trying my best to not appear too retarded
>two beers and two glasses of champagne later, a bit drunk
>decide it's time to leave
>go to the quiet coat room, get in the line for my jacket
>as he's getting his coat the guy in front of me turns around with a knowing smile and asks me if I'm the one with the personal boombox
>[visible confusion]
>suddenly hear something through the drunken fog of my mind
>it's this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESWXKNhxWgc

>>378305047
Dont make this into an r9k story later on, talk to her man.

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>>378307761
>not picking up on the obvious sign that she chose you to have a threesome with her and her dad

>>378260269
>on the bus
God how horrifying

>>378261290
Is it common to get mugged on a buses in the city? The fuck?

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Nothing that has actually bothered me. Probably the closest thing has been

>cute girl stops me on the street
>asks if she could use my phone since hers didn't work
>hand her my phone with pic related as my wallpaper

>>378260269
I have "wahoo" as my text message noise. Everybody in the office fucking loves it except this one fucker who emailed me anonymously and told me to change it "please".

>>378310718
>Avatar
This guy I swear

>>378260269
Just imagine this autistic "man" playing mario, pressing jump button and closing as fast as possible his 3ds so when he opens it, Mario is falling on the respectively 99th and 100th coin, thinks "Yes ! I did it! " and runs to his house to post it on 4chan.

>>378260269
I want an anime girlfriend

Will playing video games outside help with this?

>>378260269
>student
>sitting in computer room at university next to a friend
>pull out my Vita and play Digimon
>some mutual friend asks what I play
>"Digimon"
>"cool"
>nobody cared that I played it
Stop being faggots and just enjoy your game

>>378301086
FIIIIIIIIRE EEEEEMBLEEEEN
YOOOOO SPIRIIIT SHAAAAA SHINEEE

>>378265243
It's hard being Catullus

>>378311563
I miss this meme

>>378312076
Say what you will about Quentin, but at least he wouldn't misspell "twerp." That's how I know this is a fake.

>>378303228
yep, and here's sauce: https://fr.xhamster.com/movies/1991990/2_girls_caught_eating_pussy_on_public_bus.html
>>378276459

>>378312025
>nobody cared that I played it

So... is that bad or good?
You didn't get any scorn... but you didn't get any praise either.