THIS MOTHERFUCKER slaps your girlfriends ass >what do

>>378254650
RIP

>>378254650
>those glory kill animations
please don't bully the imps, they are cute

>>378254650
>>378256213
Imps a shit, SHIT

Slap his gfs ass

shoot him a couple times and then literally tear his skull open

>>378254650
Slap his ass

>>378254650
slap my gfs ass H A R D E R

Tell her to make wet farts on his hand with holy water

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Hi, I'm here to cause you no appreciable danger whatsoever.

>>378254650
tear its heart out

>>378257059
You know now that you mention it, I don't remember these guys doing absolutely anything to me during my playthroughs.

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>This girl walks up to you and slaps your ass

>>378254650
Hold him by the neck and punch his head off his neck.

>>378257314
Does that Archie appear in H Doom?
What about that Cacogirl some dude made?

>>378257212
They've got a big OH FUCK intro but it turns out that the zombies are more dangerous because at least they won't miss if you're standing still.

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I'll let him regret his decision for the brief moment before I rip his face in halves

>>378259021
Why is Doomguy so strong?

>>378259668
He's still fucking pissed about his pet rabbit.

>>378259668
Hes mad

>>378254650
>stum bomb
>super shotgun

hoo-ha

>>378254650
>slaps your girlfriends ass
So is he just waving his hand on thin air, or did he slapped me on my palm?
If the first, I'm gonna slowly back away because he is clearly crazy.
If the later, I'll slowly put my hand on his and gently it squeeze, giving him a warm smile.
A demon's good too.

>>378254650
Rape him

>>378254650
Shotgun grenade.
Shotgun grenade is practically designed to fuck imps up the ass.

>>378254650
Slap it harder, assert my dominance.

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>>378254650
Get jealous, ditch girlfriend and make Imp my girlfriend instead so it can slap my ass.

>>378254650
Tell it not to slap my hand again.

>>378254650
She probably wont have an ass after a slap from that claw.

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>>378254650
rip and tear!

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>>378260908
We're playing that game now, huh?

>>378260908
>>378261798
Why do faggots draw this sick shit? Legitimate question.

>>378254650
RIP AND TEAR

RIP AND TEAR YOUR GUTS

>>378262058
I smell a casul

>>378262058

there is a reason r34 and r63 exist.

I am at least reasonably certain that people draw porn of the most obscene and horrifying of creatures just because they can, they're artists and they draw what they want.

>>378254650
Call Doomguy

>>378262058
An over-satiated penis is a penis that yearns to push itself past the bounds of normalcy. Maxing out your fetishes leads people to leveling up other fetishes.

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>>378256390
REEEEE

>>378257059
>>378257212
ayy if you pay attention they block movement on flat surfaces, pretty useless on areas with a lot of cover or rocks and shit. But in snapmap they can be used mechanically and creatively.

>>378259668
he has the berserk power up. The imps should try using it.

>>378257059
Aren't these beefed up plasma rifle soldiers?

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>nuDoom

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>>378254650
Let him.

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>>378262058
Get the fuck out of my sight you NORMIE!

Call his mom and tell on him.

>>378262058
>thread where anons discuss killing imps in the most disgusting way possible
>sexy imp is sick

>>378263393
they shoot a straight line until it hits something, which would be interesting if they did it more often. The point is to block movement rather than do damage. Ive died by them and doomguy looks down to see his chest missing, good shit.

>>378263705
>nuMeme
you "people" shouldn't be allowed to post

>>378263764
How are demons born?

>>378264178
Gore nests

>>378264178
God.

>>378264290
I thought that just teleported them from hell. idk.

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Could it happen?

>>378264485
The little data container explains it as a form of new birth for demons when the possessed gather their victims remains. When the possessed begin to breakdown then they'd fertilize the gore nest.

>>378264483
this reminds me, an interviewer asked the DOOM spokesman guy if theres a head on a pike like in the original. He said theres a head on a pike...somewhere. Did anyone ever find it?

>>378265141
Thats so detailed, fuck. Imagine being born, seeing doomguy killing everything, and fighting for your life

>>378265418
Supposedly the spider mastermind is controlling their motives, including the possessed.

>>378265819
DEEPEST LORE

>>378264914
Never ever

>>378266734
aww

>ywn see Doomguy final smash everyone with THE BFG

>>378264914
Metroid is already in the game

>>378265819
Wait so Spider Mastermind isnt Olivia? Im so confused.

>>378267184
I thought he was referring to OG Spider Mastermind, not the new one.

>>378267493
Didn't Olivia just sacrificed herself to summon the spider?

>>378254650
Slap his penis with my tongue.

>>378267493
We were talking about gore nests and shit so I doubt it

>>378261798
my dick

>>378254650
effortlessly kill him without any of the useless upgrades

>>378267962
She made a deal with him to fuse together Gogeta style, as this was needed for him to take physical form. Check out the codex entries.

>>378257059
So, most enemies?

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>out for a leisurely walk
>suddenly THIS MOTHERFUCKER doots your path
>what do

>>378268470
I doot his path

>>378265418
>Did anyone ever find it?
Yeah, Kadingir Sanctum. Skull with a football helmet, by the chaingun

I thought demons were born from either icon of sin or the mother demon

>>378268873
DOOM has a lab where you clearly see demon embryos/larvae. These guys hatch from somewhere.

>>378265141
SO WHERE ARE THEY BORN WITHOUT GORE NESTS!?

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>>378268582
>some generic football helmet

>>378269270
>>some generic
???

>>378269119
Magic? Like *poof*

>>378269349
I just thought it was important to mention its commander keens. lol

>>378270269
And I'm just wondering who said "some generic."

>>378268470
Unleash 2 ten gauges simultaneously up his ass, the super shotgun makes these guys your bitch honestly

>>378270454
I was exagerating because not pointing it out makes it seem like the football helmet is a generic helmet, sir.

>>378270508
The double fire for the supershotgun trivializes the game

>>378268470
Continue my leisurely walk and dodge his rockets with minimal effort.

>>378271012
The game is trivial already.

>>378259774
I really want that fucking rabbit in the sequel.

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>>378271091

laugh at his small mouth

>>378259668

Anger.

f*ck him

>>378257212
Their lasers are actually lethal as fuck. It's just that your mobility trivializes avoiding them.

THUNCK THRACK

>70 GIGS
Fuck multiplayer and uncompressed audio

>>378257212
>>378272256
They're more of an environmental hazard than an active enemy.

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>>378268470

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>>378272494
Only game that has the graphics to back it up

>>378272697
Those graphics don't scream 70 gigs and 4 hours to download.

>>378272697
Christ I love Doom's aesthetic

>>378272920
D O O M

>>378272697
Graphics are a meme.

Nu-doom sucks dick. Glory kills = melee QTE cinematic experience kills in a """fps game""", giving hp and ammo which ruins hameplay and immersion = the reason why I didn't buy this piece of shit and pirated it instead.

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>>378272920
me too, it feels like everything has a lot of thought and work put into it.

>>378272876
I mean, no game really does.

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>>378273141
Hey anon! I was waiting for you to show up.

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>>378273332
Shitposter's prose is always so predictable isn't it?

>>378273495
Do you think the UAC actually sold little toys of their soldiers?

>>378259668
He went Mortal Kombat University and got a degree in physics and biology

>>378273783
I dunno but I'd buy one if they made actual figures and not that gay-ass chibishit.

>>378254650
RIP AND TEAR

>>378257059
I've been killed by the regular commando's charge blasts probably more than any other enemy in the fucking game

Not even once by this laserbrain

>>378273783
Preitor suit armor is different from UAC soldier/security armor

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>>378274160
at some point he had to be since it has english on it

>>378273945
the good news is it looks amazing, bad news is its already sold out, not shipping till September. And no demon toys to pose with.

>>378274361
Wait, are you serious

I've been wanting a figure since day one.

>>378274361
What are we talking in terms of scale?

>>378254650
Where is that comic about that guy that got cucked by a trap so he fucked the trap right then and there to assert his dominance?

>>378274445
>>378274526
I forgot to link, sorry https://store.bethsoft.com/collectibles/figures/doom-marine-16th-scale-collectible-exclusive-edition

I would go to stupid lengths for it if only they made an imp or anything so he has something to do with those guns.
>those comically huge shoes

>tfw no imp gf

>>378274609
>1/6
nah

>>378274445
w.bigbadtoystore.com/bbts/product.aspx?product=THR10201&mode=retail

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>>378274637
>>378273332
>tfw you will never gently rub coconut oil on her skin to make her nice and shiny.

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>>378274710
Anything smaller would be pretty fucking hard to accurately detail.
>we will never have a six inch line of doom figures

>>378274994
>Anything smaller would be pretty fucking hard to accurately detail.
Give me a second here to express how much I actually give a shit.

>>378275242
Hey now, do you just want figures, or good figures?

>>378275242
Im a collector, I like figures because of the detail.

>>378254650
fuck him in the ass


u gotta show ur dominance

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>>378254650
>>378263073

>>378271776
You want to fuck that rabbit?

>>378254650
I have a girlfriend? Good to know.

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>>378276887

>>378261798
unf

>>378277220
You couldnt handle her

>>378272876
They do. Sound and music too.
It's not like the usual shitty multiplayer games that has two or three individual song and no music whatsoever

>>378272920
me too
and I love the smooth performance

>>378256092
AND

>>378254650
Make him eat his own foot

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>>378280369
READ

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>>378274361
Oh, it looks cool, let me see how much it cos...
>$260
>mfw

>>378273141
Glory kills aren't mandatory