Splatoon 2 Voice Chat

>>378244493

> I want to listen to creepy 30 year old men while I play

>>378244621
>not wanting to listen to 30 year old men playing kids game

>>378244621
Why would that be creepy?

>>378244493

After OW I don't even mind honestly.

Really thought they would have voice chat? You're a fucking idiot. They don't want all the kids who play it hear some loser yell nigger over and over again with nothing they can do to moderate.

I don't care about voice chat.

Game is comfy without having some sperg yelling into the mic.

Nintendo knows what they are doing.

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>>378244770

>>378244493
Thank god

>>378244910
Yes idiot, i was expecting them to include voice chat for everyone, after all, we are gonna pay for their shitty online.

>>378244947
It's ok when Nintendo does it!

>>378244493

I mean I already disable chat when I play CS:GO or Overwatch. I don't give a shit what my teammates have to say.

>>378245007
>It's ok when Nintendo does it!

Well memed my friend
*tips fedora

>>378245129
not an argument

>>378245007
nice autism

After experiencing all the voice chat autism in TF2, count this as a blessing. Trust me.

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>>378244770

>>378244493
>implying I _EVER_ want to use voice chat in Splatoon, at all

>>378245007
It would be ok if anyone did it, I've always disabled chat for anyone not on my friends list/in my party for every game I've ever played anyway when given the choice, having to listen to squeakers or spastic autists like /v/ is more than enough reason to turn that shit off

>>378245172
ok dude.

Great, this spares me the hassle of having to turn it off manually.

>>378245172
Get over it faggot I'm not here for discussion

>>378245205
Not an argument

and they plan to charge for this 'service'?

>>378244493
Are you implying this is a bad thing? Some of you people are so detached from reality it's amazing. Nintendo wants this game to be friendly to young children, many parents would object to see that their 8 year old is having unsupervised conversations with adult strangers.

>>378244493

its 2017 and nintendo still pulls this dumbass shit. They even expect you to pay for online now. lol.

>>378245269
>>378245314
>It's literally ok when Nintendo does it

Why do they always get a free pass?

>>378245348
>Nintendo wants this game to be friendly to young children, many parents would object to see that their 8 year old is having unsupervised conversations with adult strangers.

Blame the parents, not the game itself.

If you have a friend you want to voice with during a game, you have that option. What's the problem? Literally nobody wants to hear spergs, pedos, furries, children and autists screaming through their mics about how shit their team is. Public voice chat is unbearable and you could only want it if you are one of the unbearables who insist on sharing their every belch or shitty """banter""" with an audience who doesn't want to hear it.

>>378245539
Are you speaking for everyone?

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>>378245228

>>378245539
This.

Judging from the posts here that want it are the type of people who would rage into their mics.

>>378245621
Yes.
If you have a friend you want to voice with, you can.
But there's no public option to have to put up with retarded strangers and little kids screaming. If you want this, you have mental problems.

>>378245539
I like teaming up with randoms. Mixes it up a bit.
Circlejerking in discord while stomping public games ain't fun.

Come on now you know kids are a big part of the audience for this game, they're not gonna include voice chat. 8 year olds parents will flip their shit if they hear a 30 year old man calling their 6 year old girl a cocksucking shithead.

>>378245760
So, why 99% of online games you can speak with strangers?

>>378244493
You know it was the same way with the first game right? Oh wait this is a shitposting thread.

>>378245507
>Blame the parents for not being in the same room as their kid at any waking moment
Must have been a super popular kid.

>>378244493
Don't you have to use a phone to voice chat too?
Also
>all these newfaggots ITT who don't know how to mute people in a game

>>378245852
>8 year olds parents will flip their shit if they hear a 30 year old man calling their 6 year old girl a cocksucking shithead.

Again, parents are the ones who should be supervising their kids, if they let them alone playing whatever they want, they don't have anyone else to blame but themselves.

Also, i bet that 80% of Splatoon fanbase is autistic 28 years old manchild bronies.

>>378245852
Sorry I kind of deleted half a sentence and jumbled things up here. What I meant is a young kid's parents will flip out if they hear cussing.

The only people who are mad about this are people who don't have any actual friends and depend on public voice chat to substitute for social interaction.

Prove me wrong.

You literally cannot.

If you had any actual friends to play with, this would be a non issue.

>>378245348
Well don't charge us for fuck all online services.
We aren't even getting basic stuff here.

>>378244493
Look, Ninty

I get you are scared to fucking death of pedophiles, but you gotta let it go.

it's 2017. this type of shit is not suitable in an increasingly connected age.

its a game made for kids op, you faggot.

>>378244493
>pay for shitty online service
>don't even get basic features like voice chat
Why do people defend this?

>>378245978
>Also, i bet that 80% of Splatoon fanbase is autistic 28 years old manchild bronies.
Maybe on the Wii U but Nintendo puts shit loads of Switch advertisements on Nickelodeon.

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>>378244493
>paid online
>have to use separate device to chat
>still cant talk to other people
at least you can take your switch on the go and throw it right into the trashcan

>>378246027
Literally, it's ok when Nintendo does it.

>>378245348
>many parents would object to see that their 8 year old is having unsupervised conversations with adult strangers.
They could just make it so parents can disable it through parental controls. I mean, they have parental controls on all the other devices.

I'd rather drink liquid glass than voice chat with anyone playing an online game.

>>378245978
How does standing over a kid who is playing Splatoon 2 online and watching everything they do going to stop them hearing someone calling them a cocksucking shithead? You can watch a movie in advance to check if there's anything that might upset them, or look up guidelines online or whatever, but your logic that supervision solves the problem is retarded.

>>378245959
Why would I want to go out of my way to mute someone when the game can do it for me, plus why waste an extra button for muting, splatoon has all its buttons used for playing. Online isn't set up like some CoD matchup.

>>378245820
>>378245986

well yeah its a childrens game and as such certain restrictions need to be made so people dont fuck with kids online, like when people were hounding 12 year olds for nudes in exchange for pokemon, nintendo needs to be strict about this garbage or they get blamed

>>378246148
A lot of parents wont do that though and they will still get mad if an inappropriate conversation happens. This is not Call of Duty where they can hide behind the M rating, even if they know kids play it. This is a game that looks very childfriendly and will likely be rated E. Parents will buy this game for their kids and if they hear the word penis coming out of it there will be problems.

>>378246315
>A lot of parents wont do that though
Then that's their fault, no one elses. The options are available to them, if they are shitty parents its their fault and their fault alone.

>>378246231
work on your bait son

Does this game have anything new or is it just a port of 1 with a few new maps?

PEDOS BTFO

>>378246281
Well that's all well and good, but they shouldn't fucking charge us for online services if they won't even provide basic shit like voice chat.
What the fuck are we going to be paying for?

>>378246369
>Then that's their fault
Parents are retards and will never assume responsibility for anything. I don't understand why you're surprised that a kid-friendly company would like to avoid backlash for shit beyond their control.

>>378246436
It's a new game not a port.

>>378246369
And Nintendo took out the middle man that may have caused issues at all. What's the problem?

>>378246472
The game? Who fucking plays online video games for the fucking voicechat?

>>378246534
>Who fucking plays online video games for the fucking voicechat?

Are you really retarded?

>>378246534
>>378246534
>The game?
Except no because just buying the game online doesn't give you access to online play.
They're charging for online services and then refusing to provide services.

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>>378246027
I hope you are not the type to defend paying for an online service just because it gives you basic features. You are not paying for a service. You are paying because you are willing to pay. If people were to stop paying, the service would continue like it had before people started paying and like is still does on PC. However, I'm probably mistaken and you were only trying to point out a flaw specific to Nintendo's online.

>>378246507
What's the new content?

>>378246472
if you dont like it dont pay for it, not even trying to be passive aggressive here lots of people these days dont take into consideration that money speaks, if nintendo sees people arent paying for this shit they'll have to re-evaluate their stance on online services

>>378246534
>What's the problem?
If they want to compete with PSN and XBL they need to provide basic features like voice chat. This is just laughable.

>>378244621
Nintendo audience in the nutshell

>>378246696
everything other than weapons, which are also new.

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>nintendo consoles and games are made exclusively for children
>people are surprised when they try to keep said children from coming in contact with the greasy neckbearded manchildren from /v/ who also play them

>>378246696
New battle modes, new single player campaign. All new maps. New weapons. The way equipment and gear works has been completely changed.

You're going to continue calling it a port just to be a retard but anyone who has been following and actually gives half a shit knows the game is full of new stuff

>>378246696
It has an entirely new single player mode as well as a new major multi player mode.

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>>378246895
>Nintendo says they will charge money for online
>drones start saying "IT'LL BE GOOD NOW JUST YOU WAIT"
>Its still just as garbage and bare bones as when it was free

>>378246635
Are you? I buy videogames to play videogames. I don't buy shit like Dark Souls, go online, then get butt flustered because I can't screech into a mic.

>>378246753
They really don't. Splatoon 1 didn't have voice chat either and it sold like crazy.

>>378246895
Huh wow guess they never do no wrong then
You really convinced me and woke me up

>>378246895
Nintendo average fan is at least 25 years old

>>378247025
B-but they will give us a free NES ROM!

Totally worth it!

>>378247042
I said their TARGET audience is children, not that their actual audience is just children
This entire board is proof that it isn't

>>378246938
Ok so it's basically what Splatoon1 should have been from the start instead of a $60 indie MP only game with 4 maps at launch.

Oh well, I guess they're at least trying.

>>378247035
If the service doesn't even provide basic shit like voice chat then why do they charge for it?
Don't say to "play the game" because the game itself is a $60 purchase, you already paid for that.

>>378247035
Voice chat is basic for any online game, if you are an autist that doesn't like voice chat, it's not my problem.

>>378247170
Because children have no problem begging for mommy's credit card so they can play their kiddy games online, it's just a simple scam
Unfortunately manchildren also fall for it

>Parental controls can block voice chat with strangers, otherwise it's allowed
There. Fixed and everyone's happy

>>378247154
Absolutely fucking pathetic goalpost shifting attempt. Thanks for trying, though.

>he's been calling Splatoon "dead on arrival" for years

Somewhat related but I'm curious
Anyone else like me going to drop the game completely when it required paid online?

>>378244493
I don't see why they can't do what bungie does with destiny. You have to opt in through the menu every game.

>play overwatch
>don't join the voice chat channel
>"anon join voice!"
>"no"
>"reported"

Sounds like a good idea to me.

>>378244621
>I want the option to listen to creepy 30 year old men while I play

Don't worry, Daddy Nintendo will keep you safe and make decisions for you.

>>378247264
If you're an autist that likes voice chat, it clearly isn't Nintendo's problem. Get some friends if you want to scream into a mic.

>>378246667
nintendos online is the only online where shit like this happens

>>378247316
>is perfectly fine with buying a shitty $300 console and a $60 multiplayer game for it but isn't willing to pay for online service to play said game
If you're gonna be a good goy you might as well go all the way

>>378244493
>Wanting to listen to creepy 30 year olds and 12 year old squeakers
Why? Voice chat is the biggest reason I don't play Children Online Daycare or Twattlefield

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>>378244493
GOOD

>>378247501
Fucking lol.

You drones make me laugh a lot, your entire shitty argument is: "it's ok when nintendo does it". Holy shit.

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>>378246895
>two 9yo kids play with each other
>they cant talk to each other
only on nintendo

>>378245986
/thread

I really don't understand why anyone would want voice chat
This is what you get

1.child screaming nonsense
2.parent screaming at child
3.awful distrorted music blaring over everyone
4.edge Lord try hard thinking he runs the matching, screaming at people to do things
5.nigger nigger nigger nigger faggot hahah trolled lol git gud

I couldn't imagine it in Mario kart

>fucking bullshit blue shell you lagging mother fuckers I will kill you all

>haha look Luigi death state epic meme hahahahhahaha

Why would anyone want voice chat in any game for any reason

>>378247701
>"it's ok when nintendo does it"
After a while you start to realize that this truly is not a meme.

>>378247316
Maybe if there are other games that come out before Mario Odyssey.

>>378247701
I don't even own a switch and being asshurt at this is fucking retarded. The solution is to literally just get some friends if you want to use a mic.

>>378247756
>I really don't understand why anyone would want voice chat
Because if they're going to charge me money to use online I expect it to have basic features from 2005.

>>378244493
>>378244621
>>378244679
>>378245289
>ITS OKAY WHEN NINTENDO DOES IT

>>378247756
There's nothing in Splatoon you even need to say to each other. Everyone knows what they should do. Giving people a Nice! or a Booyah! or a Here! is literally all you need.
And we're spared listening to autistic losers mouthbreathing through the entire match or screaming when they die. I'd rather listen to the good music, thanks.

>>378244493
Its ok calm down. Its nintendo

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>>378247862
how do you find new friends if you cant even talk to them?

>>378247895
>Because if they're going to charge me money to use online I expect it to have a feature that ruins online play

I can't wait for voice chat in smash

>melee was better no fuck you it was better fucking child this game is for casuals melee was better fuck you fuck you

Im sure everyone would rather have that than enjoyable music.

>>378244493
The children must be protected. Actually,
they need to protect adults from the children.

>>378248038
Send them a friend request after the match? If I see someone's doing well in the game and I feel like I want to play more with them, bam, friend request.

>>378248102
You can turn it off if you don't want it, retard.
Proving once again Nintendo fags don't play anything but Nintendo games. How stupid do you have to be to not know voice chat can be muted? fucking lol

I'm glad honestly.

If anyones ever played this game during a splatfest there'd be plenty of shouting

>>378247895
Don't pay for the online then, problem solved.
I don't think PS+ is a good enough service to spend money on, so I don't.
It's that simple.

We both know you're only here to kick and scream and shitpost over and over though.

>>378247569
It happens because Nintendo decided for it to happen. Paying has nothing to do with it. It isn't some limitation that is fixed with money. I could use voice chat on PS2 for free.

>>378244493
I don't speak moon so why does it matter?

>>378248261
you sound butthurt.

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>>378248316
just wait for next news that you can have only 5 friends max

>being mad at Nintendo for this when we all know it's the fault of autists who can't resist the urge to be edgy as fuck and scream NIGGER FAGGOT at 7 year olds

We all know this is the actual problem but hey, can't say that or your a SJW censorshipper or something. Nintendo can't have public voice chat in a game for children because retards CAN'T be trusted to keep their autism in check. We all fucking know it and that's literally the end of the discussion.

>>378248561
>We can't have voice chat in Splatoon because parents CAN'T be trusted to be responsible for their kids, and use parental controls to block it if they don't want it
Fixed that for ya

>>378246667
>pretending that paying for online without basic features is somehow better
the mental gymnastics

>>378248504
About what? You sound annoyed that I called you out.
The solution is simple, but you're going to keep shitposting about it like a faggot. You're already doing it.
>u mad lol
Yeah sure. Just don't pay for the service if you don't like what the service provides. Simple as that. I probably won't pay for it myself.

>>378246721
>if nintendo sees people arent paying for this shit they'll have to re-evaluate their stance on online services
Retards will pay for it though, regardless of if I do or not.

>>378248738
Paying to play online is unacceptable regardless of features. There is no better or worse. People who pay to play online make video games worse for all of us.

>>378248680
Who is the one doing the shitty thing?
If your house gets robbed, do you get mad at the people who stole your shit, or the police for not standing outside your front door all day?

It's very revealing how many people on /v/ refuse to accept that it's the fault of faggots who can't keep their edge in check while online and playing with children. Nope, it's GOTTA be the parents fault. Nope, it's GOTTA be Nintendos fault.

Let's just be honest about what's at fault here. The voice chat shittalkers have ruined it for everyone else.

>>378249057
>If your house gets robbed, do you get mad at the people who stole your shit,
Leaving parental controls off is the equivalent of leaving your house unlocked, in this situation. And if you leave your house unlocked while you're away, yes you deserve to get robbed.

>>378248997
theres nothing worse then showing other companies that you can charge for literally nothing, theres nothing lower than what nintendo is doing, not even sony or ms do that, but its ok when nintendo does it

>>378244493
I've never actually used voice chat with randoms for anything productive. It's always just people yelling nigger or BMing each other. Although, not having to listen to 12 year olds tell me they fucked my mom might actually be an upside.

>>378249057
>Who is the one doing the shitty thing?
Neglecting your children is a shitty thing to do

>>378249189
You may want to look up the definition of nothing, unacceptable, and ok. You are making a few contradictions here.

>>378249163
>>378249305
Saying there needs to be a mandatory parental controls lock by default is just admitting that the online experience is going to be full of people screaming nigger faggot at children, but you act like these poor souls are innocent victims of Nintendo's anti-public voice chat meaniness.

>>378249975
>locking your house so it doesn't get robbed is just admitting that you live around criminals and burglars

>>378249975
then fucking make it off by default, you want niggers? turn it on. but now nintendo is forcing this bullshit on everyone

>>378244493
Good. Fuck kids and their annoying squeeky voices.

>>378248220
It's worth it knowing your salty shitstain rage will never be heard by anyone

>>378250163
>this bullshit
It isn't bullshit. Most people don't even want public chat.
Some people want to be able to voice with friends, though. And now then can.

Everyone is happy aside from the people who don't even own any Nintendo products but want to use this as fuel for consolewar threads and posting "it's okay when nintendo do it" ad infinitum.

>>378250278
You're mad

>>378250350
>>It isn't bullshit. Most people don't even want public chat.
you wont believe it but there people that want public chat
>Some people want to be able to voice with friends, though. And now then can.
they select an option for that
its literally ok when nintendo does it

>>378247130
>B-but they will give us a free NES ROM!*
*For a month

>>378250350
>. Most people don't even want public chat.
prove it

>>378250350
>Most people don't even want public chat.

How do you know this? Are you speaking for everyone? Do you have hard data to back up this claim?

>>378250497
see >>378245986
Your post backs up this point perfectly.
Nobody wants this aside from people with no friends. And who plan to shittalk literal children.
It's not a coincidence that these are the same people with no actual friends.

after you pedophile fucks killed swapnote its no surprise

>>378250680
i have no friends and now i cant even talk to strangers, thanks nintendo, you are our savior

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>>378250680
>where's your source for your argument?
>my other post
Captain of the debate team right here.

>>378244621
did you just age-shame me?

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its not only children

but 90% of the S+ rank is Japanese

>>378250541
>>378250643
Well, at a glance...
>>378244621
>>378244861
>>378244910
>>378244947
>>378245001
>>378245052
>>378245224
>>378245232
>>378245269
>>378245289
>>378245348
>>378245539
>>378245713
>>378245760
>>378245852
Actually shit, there are too many posts agreeing to link them all. Shall we do a poll?

http://www.strawpoll.me/13055144

>>378251007
Oh boy, some autists doesn't like voice chat, that surely likely means no one else do!

>>378251007
What you're pointing out is people rationalizing Nintendo's decisions. All this proves is that Nintendo fans will defend anything Nintendo does.

>>378251007
voted :)

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>>378245986
Voice chat has been a part of the online shooter genre for years, is a big part of its history in both positive and negative ways and the modern competitive team based shooter is designed around a team communicating plays well.

If you honestly think that the only reason people use voice chat in shooters is to "substitute social interaction" then you're an absolute imbecile.

>But you can do well without it
>I don't want to hear weirdos
>But but
See pic fucking related. That's the magic of including a feature. For those who don't want or need it, they can just include the option to switch it off. Like literally every fucking game in the genre has for a decade.

You lose nothing from the inclusion of voice chat.
There is no reason to complain about the inclusion of voice chat even if you actively dislike using it, because it can be switched off easily.
The game will inherently be less likely to accomodate teamplay due to the lack of the feature, which is antithetical to the fact it's a competitive shooter (and don't give me some shit about it not being competitive, it has ranks and the same horseshit as every other modern shooter).

>>378244493
Nintendo consoles are made for over-protected, mollycoddled children.

>>378251193
God I wish Red Orchestra 2 had this option. That shit is 5 million times worse than xbox live will ever be.

>>378251102
No it doesn't. Literally the only thing it 'proves' is that some people will defend Nintendo on this one specific issue.

>>378251193
>using an M rated game as an example of something that should be included in a children's game

wew

I guess there should be blood in Splatoon 2 too since that's always been a part of the online shooter's proud tradition

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>>378251193

>>378251320
THIS!
Those children should listen to grown men calling them faggots and telling them to kill themselves!
Fucking PC culture sheltered faggots!!
I have autism btw

>>378251007
totally not a biased poll or anything

>>378251621
Considering the reality of Splatoon 2 online voice chat would inevitably be wall to wall screaming children, it's perfectly reasonable wording.
Call of Duty online is already wall to wall screaming children and that's a game for adults. Imagine an ACTUAL children's game with online voice? A nightmare.

>>378251842
Good thing that you can mute people..

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I dont care about voice chat, but PLEASE tell me that there are more preset voice commands on the D-Pad.

This pissed me off so much that Splatoon 1 had 2 bullshit voice commands on a 4 directional pad.

>>378251842
Maybe in turf war and C rank but I doubt it would be like that in A rank matches or higher, since most kids aren't skilled enough to get to that levle.

>>378252015
there is also that pure co-op mode with the fish

>>378251968
Spend half of every match muting everyone, right? And just hope that the next round will have that player who is great to talk to? For three minutes?

Honestly what the fuck are you retards talking about. I'm starting to think the theory that the only people who want this are friendless autists desperate for some kind of social interaction might be right.

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>Watching Nintenbros bend over backwards to defend this shit

>>378252276
>Calling others autistic when he is so autistic that he can't use voice chat

wew

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>>378246000
cant afford 20$ a year anon?

get a damn job

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>>378252497
>still waiting for a single good argument in favor of public chat in Splatoon 2

>>378250541
>>378251007
done :^)

>>378253334
DELETE THIS

>>378251610
They will be up against other children, this is nintendo so let's not kid ourselves, the fight is fair.

>>378251968
the few seconds you take time to mute people could cause a HUUUUUUGE gap in turf momentum

which is important for all modes

IT'S

>>378247154
>Splatoon 1 should have had different maps and weapons and campaign from Splatoon 1 from the start!
What?

OKAY

WHEN

NINTENDO

DOES

ME

IT

I hope it's worth all the captchas

IT

SHIT

>>378244493
I'm fine with this, I don't want to hear a bunch of autistic children or japs micspamming.

SONY BTFO

HOL

>>378244493

>wanting to hear fat neckbeards ERP with each other as squidlolis instead of playing the game

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Will he ever learn?

HEY GUYS WHO HERE HATES SONY FOR THEIR ANTI-CONSUMER POLICIES. NINTENDO IS KING AND WE SHOULD GIVE THEM ALL THE MONEY.

LONG LIVE REGGIE

>>378255729
Who are you quoting? Does roleplaying as a strawman make you feel better after the trauma of seeing a post you don't agree with?

>>378255729
I wonder does anyone over the age of 18 take part in consolewars. What a sad thought. I'm sure nobody is really that sad and pathetic.

>Playin tf2
>Kids screaming
>Nigger doing beatbox
>Some retard forgot to turn off his mic
Nah

>>378244493
>"OK guys, you need to flank on the right side of the splat zone while I try to contest it? You got that?"
>"Que señor?"
>*eastern language intensifies*
> "You're mom's a fucking faggot!"
It's a shit idea the moment you realise there's no regional matchmaking in the game and the majority of the playerbase is Japanese. But if there was regional in there, it could work.

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>>378244493
>tfw Nintendont

Bet nintendo t a r d will defend this.

Oh wait, they're already defending it.

Have Nintendo even said how voice chat will work yet. Will there be headsets that work with the Switch, or will I have to duct tape my cell phone to my head?

SONY

AYO HOL UP HOL UP

>>378256070
Anon that's a very good point but I'm going to keep saying "It's okay when Nintendo does it!" again and again because I'm a dumb faggot who isn't interested in the actual logical reasons behind the decision.

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>>378252770
The option for better coordination in ranked matches would be nice.

>>378250138
Yeah, that's basically what he's saying. The fault still lies with the burglars/online edgelords.

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Have you seen Nintendo fans? They are literally the ugliest freaks in the gaming demographic. They're the closest you'll get to Chris-chan ever having children. Half of them are pedophiles too if you've ever been in a Splatoon thread.

If this was any other company, I'd be pissed, but Nintendo need to have this for the safety of normal children playing this game.

Just imagine a Nintendo fan from /v/ talking to a 12 year old girl online. Terrifying.

>>378255830
It's okay, Nintenbro, we are brothers FOREVER

Do people even use voice chat in PS4/Xbox nowadays? Everyone just sticks to party chat

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Listen everybody: If you don't want to have audio chat, you can mute it in every game by pushing one single button.
Not having the possibility to use chat isn't a "blessing", but a missing feature, you retarded nintendoc/u/c/k .

Same thing with a console doing 720p in 2017 btw senpai.

...

Who am I trying to wake up nintendumb anyway...

>>378244493
Good. Voice chat is for creeps, pedos, and attention whores

>>378256389
>"omg fucking niggers, kill the other team"
>"Stop throwing faggot"
>*Plays earrape music

woow so much coordination

>>378252706
>I can waste money so I should

>>378256070
>>378257074
>"Hey guys im queing up with my gf, go easy on her :))))"

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>>378256364
>"logical" reasons for a missing option available in 99% of games in the rest of the market even some fucking mobiles games.

Talking about other games, why does everyone who uses voice chat in Overwatch has the same nasally high school teenager kind of voice?

>>378247135
Wasnt whole Switch marketed at 'young' adults?

videogames?

>>378254226
You could mute every gamemode by default in the menu option before starting a session, genius.

It's 2017, wake the fuck up nintendo.

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>>378252770
To fuck around with people using the chat?

Not everyone is a sperg fuck too shy to open his mouth even in video games. I know nintendo audience is filled with autists but jesus...

The only games where the voicechat need to never exist is dark souls. Would completely break the game direction, atmosphere, design...

>>378258457
>pepe poster wants to fuck with people over voice
That in a nutshell is why Nintendo haven't got public voice chat in Splatoon 2, and why that's the right decision.

>>378258457
>>The only games where the voicechat need to never exist is dark souls. Would completely break the game direction, atmosphere, design...
I guess you don't know this, but Dark Souls has voice chat. Forgivable as I didn't realise until Dark Souls 3.

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>>378254838
>>378254921
>>378255009
>>378255119
>>378255216
>>378255246

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>>378258578
>its alright when nintendo does it, and I'm also such a retarded betafag I'm startled and need to turn the console off when chad start talking in chat.

>>378258992
There you have it, folks.
Still want public voice chat?

>>378258642
What? Is this for real? You're not talking about discord or teamspeak?

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>>378259157
Yhes!

>>378259186
Go to DS3, settings, voice chat. Some guy started speaking to me randomly and it scared the shit outta me.

>>378259403
I need to check this on ds and bloodborne.

>>378259157
yeh

>>378244493
>First Splatoon has no voice chat
>Fans stomach it, saying that its ok cause it will get added in later
>Never gets added in, but fans at least have faith in the sequel when that happens
>Sequel announced
>Paid online
>Well this HAS to be it then, they won't be charging for online unless their online is improved, including voice chat
>JUST KIDDING, its just voice chat for private friend matches ONLY!
>Please pay for online with no improvements please kay thanks

Naw, I'd rather just quit playing online games from Nintendo entirely. I can live with that.

>>378259491
Not a clue if BB does it senpai
might be a PC only thing

OHHHHH

YESSSSS

>370730309

YESSS

>>378259157
I want to laugh at children screaming at me when I kill them. So yes.

>>378259889
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

AAAAAAAAAAAAH

>>370730309

YEEEEEEEEES

if Splatoon had voice chat, 90% you would only be hearing Japanese

Nintendo's greatest and worst asset strikes again. Children.

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>>378259889
>>378259992
are you ok

>>378260023
Then what functions do I gain by paying online to play splatoon in splat zones? What makes it better then playing online in Splatoon 1?

The last fucking thing I want in splatoon is public voice chat with a bunch of japanese children and western autists. It'd be worse than halo 3

>>378260237
The entire point of paying for online is for Nintendo to get their shit together and have a proper online system, and that includes voice chat. Why should I pay for something I was getting for free last gen, and is the same?

https://youtu.be/4LYNW_39jKw all you should need to know this is a bad idea.

I want to hate children for this decision but fuck me if Splatoon was for older audiences it would lose all of it's charm.

I don't support or like this decision but I can see why they did it

>>378260474
Trash talking is a part of a proper paid online system yes. Not having it isn't a improvement, its the loss of a optional function.

>>378260407
I don't count voice chat as something that's needed for a "proper online system". I just use discord and friends like a normal person. Voice chat in games has been cancer for years, everyone of value is in a private chat of some sort. If you're alone and going into splatoon to meet and strategize with randoms online then you're a fucking autist.

>Supports the hardware choices of the Switch
>Supports paid online
>Now supports paid online with less options

Since when did Nintendo fans become the worst?

>>378260682
>Screaming into the mic nonstop the whole match
>"trash talk"
>Heh, it's a feature.

>>378260836
I don't support paid online. I DO support splatoon and the majority of nintendo's online games not having a voice chat. I'd be fine with some XBL style party chat system, but fuck public voice chat.

Public Voice Chat is a cancer on online games to be honest. Spending five minutes on CS GO will prove it.

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What about the Miiverse Graffiti posts? Those were great.

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>>378260691

>being glad to pay for a service when the most basic option is gone

>using discord on console

>playing on console with a pc running next to you just to join other autists doing the same thing on discord/teamspeak

>playing with a handled console while being glued to your pc because muh discord.

Sir, everything you say IS autistic.

>smugzeldaafterkillingbubbleman.jpg

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>>378260884
>You'll never start a game of splatoon with some dude reading some sephiroth X tails yaoi fanfics in the background.

Fuck, console gaming is killing online experience. I'll go back to tf2

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Why didn't you save her?

>>378261828
that sounds stupid as shit, it must be fun to still be 12 and laugh at "XD SO RANDUM" shit

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>>378262335
>look mum, I'm the adult now!

It's a game about fucking squids and toy guns for fuck sake, not arma III.