Why is Link so short?

So people can make sizeplay porn of him getting fucked or abused by most of the things in the game.

>6'2 vs 5'11

>>378243092
isnt he a kid?

So he can take the fish dick standing

>>378243092
He didn't grow up absorbing the blood moon's radiation.

>>378243092
Dick sucking height

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>>378243092
so he can suck sidon's dicks without getting his knees dirty

>>378243357

I'm not sure I quite understand what you mean, could you post examples?

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>>378243486
He should be older than 17, which was Zelda's age before calamity
Even if he was underage he's over 100 after calamity so it's legal to fuck him

>Neither Link nor fucking princess Zelda got a statue or monument in Hateno
How the fuck is this allowed? Even Falco got a piece of wood renamed in his honor.

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>>378243579
>>378243581

>>378243092
He's fun-sized for the other race's convenience.

im gonna need some link x gerudo RIGHT now

>>378245271
>for the other race's convenience
?

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>>378243581

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Maybe he still has some to grow?

>>378243092

Manlets, when will they learn?

>>378246551
>saves entire kingdom
>is still smaller then everyone even his fellow hyrulians
>featured as the bottom slut in all his pics

They truly never learn

>>378245605
Going to need some Link x Sidon
With Sidon bottoming

>>378243092
>Why is Link so short?

He's always been short, Link is just a short guy.

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>>378246805

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>>378246805
I too wish to see this
But I only have Link bottoming

People were shorter in the past. It's weird to think people like alexander the great were probably like 5' 5"

>>378247279
>5'5"
>takes his anger out on the rest of the world
Typical manlet

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>>378247279
Probably you are right. but look at pic related

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>>378246113
>You can't marry Sidon in the game

You could've been a 10/10 game, but you chose not to, nintendo

>>378246805
There's some sidon bottoming on /y/

>>378247385
Maybe that's what makes great conquerers, the desire to fight against being a manlet. Look at napoleon.

>>378247809
They can rule the world but it will always be lingering in the back of their minds.

>>378246805
JustMeGabeNewell

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>>378247696
I WANT TO PROTECT THAT SMILE!

Good thing I'm a 5'6'' and my mom tells me I'm tall

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>>378247191
>that stomach bulge

>>378247926
I will pretend i'm short from now on and see where it takes me

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>>378243092
Because he's an elf

Elves are short

>>378244448
he was effectively in stasis, so didn't age, so is still 17.
Not that it matters since 17 is a perfectly acceptable fuckable age.

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Is it wrong for hylians and zora to date?

>>378247398
>Urbosa's legs are the same size as Link
>Link is 5'8''

>>378248386
>tfw same height as link
true prince of manlets

>fucking your dead girlfriend's little brother

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>>378248604
guilt is overridden by getting to ride the fick cocks

>>378248317
Absolutely not. In fact it should be encouraged

SHARKD

>>378243092
So we can have an excuse to draw him getting eaten.

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:3

>>378249487
I don't get it

>>378248604
>Link didn't date her just to get that Zora dick

>>378248317
Most of the Zoras in the Domain didn't think it was wrong.

>>378250340
Are you retarded? Literally everyone over the age of 100 hated Link's guts for what he did.

>>378248317
>Two mainline 3D Zelda game implies romance between Link and a Zora and never show to be weird
Naw it's just the norm it seems.

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I think Kass is about double Link's height too.
Link's just a manlet.

>>378250925
>Reading comprehension
Zora's were butthurt about Mipha dying, no one besides probably Muzu thought it was wrong for zoras and hylians to date.

>>378243092
Fucking elflets. When will they learn?

>>378250925
Sorry, I forgot to say before Mipha's death.

>>378250925
There was that one Zora at the inn that was lusting after Link's dick, but then she settled down and apologized about it.

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small horse

>>378251362
Ok, no.
Most of the adults didn't like the Hero being so close to Mipha and when she died they flipped a shit and blamed Link. Why do you think they didn't even want to look at Link? If they were just mad about "Mipha dying" they wouldn't be telling Link to fuck off. They're mad because they think Link lead Mipha to her own demise.
The only people who don't mind are Sidon, blissfully ignorant for part of the time and was too young then to care anyway, and the other girl that wanted Link's dick.
It was a fucking shock to everyone when they found out that Mipha made the Helm specifically for Link. How could their pure fish princess consort with a weird tiny guy with no gills and only one penis?

And, by the way, you can tell that that one fish loli's parents weren't exactly thrilled with her finding a Hylian mate until they met him and he was a nice guy.

>>378253482
Thanks for confirming you are retarded, that rant has nothing to do with hylians dating zoras and everything to do with how much they cared about Mipha and idolized her to the point of considering everyone unworthy. The loli's mother LITERALLY confessed her feelings to Link and asked him to choose between her and Mipha.

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>>378246805

>>378254016
Oh wow. You berate me for not reading yet you can't even read my post.
>The only people who don't mind are Sidon, blissfully ignorant for part of the time and was too young then to care anyway, and the other girl that wanted Link's dick.
I already brought up the EXCEPTION. You can't just use that as proof that every Zora loves interspecies buttsex.

And I'm pretty sure the loli's mother and the girl that liked Link are different people. Either way I know that someone objected to that girl's new Hylian boyfriend.

>>378254810
QT