WHOA

I like that they kept coco's laptop massive as fuck.

epic

thats adorable

>>378227530
>doesn't dab
>doesn't whip
>doesn't nae nae
How can Crash even compete with Uncharted?

I fucking hate remastered Crash. He looks like a shitty furry animation.

>>378227829
>is an anthropomorphic bandicoot
>looks like an anthropomorphic bandicoot
What the fuck did you expect?

>>378228021
Compare it with the original, it was much more cartoonish and silly.
Or even compare it to Ratchet and Clank animation.
It looks like shit.

>>378227530
Coco is cute!

>>378228142

Anon you're just inventing problems now. Like I know thats the gimmick of this board but get real and look what you're spouting. You don't have to act like this, theres nobody to really impress.

>>378228308
I'm not allowed to have an opinion?
You can circlejerk over it as much as you want but I still won't like it.

>>378228489
ok

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>>378228142
>Compare it with the original, it was much more cartoonish and silly.
Nigger hes even more cartoonish in the remaster than the original.

>>378228726
Not really I'd say he's more lolsorandumb.

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>>378227530

>>378227798

>implying any of that shit is still relevant in pop culture

Uncharted was behind 6 months before it even released bruh

>>378228816

What does that even mean?

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>>378227530
BIG

>>378229110
Crash original looks like he's doing it because he's hyped.
Crash remastered looks like he's trying to be funny.

Something about the shading and lighting looks really off.

>>378228142
this, the looney tunes inspiration is completely absent from the remaster
he kind of feels like a different character now

i wonder what those faggots from the neofag screencap thinks now

>>378229430

This is such a stupid statement that I don't even know where to begin.

Your problem is just, "it's slightly different, so I hate it." I can guarantee that had this game been made now you would not have this problem. You would probably see him as being a funny cartoon character, exactly like how you see Crash from 20 years ago. Your problem is your overbearing nostalgia.

>>378228142
>>378229563
It looked more "cartoonish" because it had less animation frames. Limited space in CDs, nigga.

>>378229717
>I can guarantee that had this game been made now you would not have this problem.
No you can't.

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>>378227530
>even coco does it
Nice

>>378229520
they completely missed the color pallete and so the atmosphere as well
the game feels empty by just having these dead colors, weird lighting and more distanced camera angles
I hope the gameplay is actually tight though, that's the only thing we have left

>>378229717
Actually, I agree with it, I think it looks forced and overdone compared to the original, but I still am excited for the remaster

I think the guy you're responding to is desperate to criticize the game and you're desperate to defend it :^)

>>378229804
it looked more cartoonish because it was designed to be so
compare the actual faces and colors between the two

>>378229804
Actually what stands out to me is the rolling eyes, the dumb tongue sticking out and that there's no tempo to his victory dance.
Also
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Epqds6NGF_o
Found one for reference.
If I had to put it in one sentence: Crash original looks like he doesn't know there's someone watching him.

I have absolutely no idea what people want from this remaster.

There never needed to be a remaster. Did anyone actually think the old ones were unplayable because of the graphics?
This entire shit show is the best proof I've ever seen that companies should ignore fans. They think they want something, but they don't. No Crash remaster was every going to look good.

All fans ever ask for is more of the same thing they liked before.
And then you try give it to them and they cry that it's not EXACTLY, EXACTLY like it was before.
And then you're left wondering why they don't just keep enjoying the thing they apparently love so much. It's fucking impossible.

>please bring back [game]!
no, [game] is gone, we make new [game]
>NO WE WANT [game] FROM WHEN WE WERE 10 YEARS OLD [game] WAS THE BEST
why not just play [game]
>NO WE WANT NEW [game]
okay we make new [game]
>NO WE WANT [game] TO BE EXACTLY LIKE IT USED TO BE
okay we bring back game
>NO NOT WITH OLD SHITTY GRAPHICS
but then we must change [game]
>NO IT HAS TO LOOK EXACT SAME
okay but
>BUT WITH GREAT GRAPHICS
but we'll have to change
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>378228489
wow you're so cool dude

>>378230238
I don't know who asked for a Crash remaster but it certainly wasn't me.
The originals work fine on emulator.

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>>378230390
>>378230238

>Literally "stop liking what I don't like"

>coco sfm rip

>>378230238
I'm sure the people who asked for it are probably stoked, but you have to remember you're on /v/ and no one here likes anything because fuck you.

>>378227798
And thank god for that.

>>378230568
But both those posters do like Crash Bandicoot. What's even your point?
You're probably not even 18 considering you're just shitposting greentext memereplies with an anime girl reactionimage though.

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>>378227530
I want to ____ Coco!

>>378230913
>Literally "stop liking what I don't like"

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>>378230913
>I don't know who asked for it, but it wasn't me!
>Therefore, nobody else should want it!

No, I'm pretty sure I was correct on that one. Cute "underage" remark though, I think you should stop trying so hard to fit in.

>>378230921
I want to coco Coco's cocos.

>>378230921
protect

>>378231112
Okay then, I'm glad you're getting the remaster you wanted and that you think it looks amazing and perfect.
Have fun with it!

>>378230921
Please stop making Crash threads furry dumps, spare them

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>>378227530
It's neat that Coco joins in, but it bothers me how Crash goes cross-eyed at the end while sticking his tongue out. It's a victory dance, not an epileptic fit. Naughty Dog Crash never looked like a spastic.

Also the webm cuts out the end of the dance where he turns turns around and looks back.

>>378230921
Coco is for N.Sanity beachsex.

>>378227530
I want to fug Coco

>>378231258
I don't want it either, I am just trying to highlight how ridiculous some of these complaints are


For example:
>>378231364
>Naughty Dog Crash never looked like a spastic

He did it all the time. He just did it in a way that's different than the remake, and you don't like it now that it's in the remake. That's fine, you can just say that, you know! You don't have to go and flat-out lie.

>>378227530
crash 2 >crash 3

>>378231474
You don't want the remaster? Why not, Anon? Stop disliking what other people like.

>>378231542
This is true.

>>378227530
that's warped? best crash

>>378227530
Is it just me or they had toned down the humping part of the dance?

>>378230921
dance with

>>378231612
I don't own a PS4, but even if I did, I have all 3 for my PS1. There's also a myriad of reasons I'm just not interested, but I would say they're all legitimate complaints :^)

>>378231682
The humping's gone altogether from that part of the dance. Now it's all about the steps.

>>378231682
Yeah they turned it into a running man.

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>>378231474
>He did it all the time
Care to give examples then? Exaggerated cartoonish behaviour is not the same as being a spastic. Although looking into it it seems that seppos have a different definition of spastic. When I say it it is in the context of mental illness.

>>378231474
>I don't want it either
So why are you shitting on others who are saying the exact same thing as you, you autistic sperg?
>because the reasons I don't want it are very clever but the reason others don't want it are dumb, I'm very very clever
Fucking spare me

>>378231789
>but I would say they're all legitimate complaints :^)
After dismissing every complaint in the thread as ridiculous and trivial you can't say that without giving your reasons.

>>378232026
You can if you're a massive faggot like me :^)

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>>378231931
Well, they're not saying the same things as me. The posts I highlighted, especially the second one, almost literally say "I don't want it, therefore nobody else should". I'm simply stopping at "I don't want it", I'm not really attempting to influence anybody else's decision on the matter. I don't understand why you are so angry. I really couldn't care less if other people want it, I think it looks like a worth thing for a Crash fan to get, I just don't want it myself.

>>378232026
Nor did I dismiss every complaint, only the ones I found to be ridiculous. You two make a lot of generalizations.
I don't like the new art direction, I'm worried they'll make sweeping changes to the earlier games to suit the convenience of the last one, I'm worried they'll remove the borderline-fake difficulty of Crash 1 even though I like it so much and shouldn't, I don't like how new Crash looks, I'm not in love with the new music... should I go on?

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>>378232268
>almost literally

>>378231930
Well, go ahead and pick almost any death animation in Crash 3. Or look at the sound Crash makes when he earns a gem in Crash 1. I'd call those spastic. Spasticness is in the eye of the beholder, I guess.

>>378227627
>not owning a massive as fuck laptop
How do you even get work done on it?

>>378230921
SNORT

>>378232268
I wonder has a smug anime girl post ever been of value
Just something I started wondering while trying not to fall asleep while reading your autismpost

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>>378232645
I'd say I'm getting pretty good use out of them right now.

>>378230921
impregnate

>>378232798
You just claimed another victory of 4chan, Anon! Now go tell your girlfriend all about what you've achieved here today. I'm sure your parents would be happy to hear the news, too. Why not give them a phonecall?

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>>378232437
I just posted a Crash 3 death animation. Looney Tunes tier deaths are not what you call spastic under any definition.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5UYGcaGVGs

>>378230230
>Crash original looks like he doesn't know there's someone watching him
He literally turns around to face the camera as a psych-out in the original.
I think what's really wrong is the fur and position of his mouth in the HD version.

>>378232798
If only your arguments were as good as your smug reactions.

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>>378227530
Those remakes look pretty good so far, haven't seen anything to be cynical about so far.
The old games may still look good but ps1 emulation is fucked for me for some reason so I'll probably grab this one, seems pretty faithful from what I've seen.

>>378227798
>Not using Pump
pfft Plebian.

>>378227530
That's a cute Coco.

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>>378231364
Naughty Dog Crash was always a spastic you nostalgiafag

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>>378236245
I'm well aware of how old Crash acted. He wasn't an unhinged mental patient having spasms, which is what I meant when I said spastic as clarified in >>378231930

>>378229430
well that's just a case of you completely misinterpreting the character due to graphical limitation. he's supposed to be stupid and crazy, not a hype machine.

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>>378237175
He's celebrating the fact he got a gem or relic. It's a victory dance. Crash isn't stupid. He's an enhanced and superior bandicoot. The dance came from stupid Japanese ads for Crash 1 anyway so the point was just for him to have some memorable action that children could latch onto.

>>378227530

Coco is cute

>>378227627
Hate it. Sony shoulda done a cross promotion with Apple™ and included a Macbook Air.