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>Mom: Wake up Anon! Today is the day of the great yearly festival, you can't spend it in bed!

Mom rushes back downstairs with surprising speed, while you begrudgingly get out of bed.

Anon looks around his room, and he...

>>378225764
fuck off

>>378225929
grabs a single potion and a bronze shortsword out of the treasure chests in his room

>>378226079

Anon checks his computer

See if you can spy onto your sisters bedroom while she sleeps naked

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Oh man Anon aren't you glad we have this powerful artifact to protect us and shit? Hey by the way I know you're busy with the festival but could you do me a favor real quick and run out to the world map and stand there for about half a minute?

>>378226167
>>378226201

All the spy videos and pics of his sister are in dire need of re-arrangements. You spend the next hour doing this.

>>378226384

You decide to go downstairs.

>DAD: What the hell took you so long, Anon?

>>378226306
>Village has an ancient artifact that is just one of four pieces of a world destroying weapon.
>It is guarded by villagers and sunshine.

This plot device will never cease to bother me. The Others werent a threat for centuries in ASoIF and there was still a military order setup to contain them and the wildlings.

>>378226384
>not living in a organized mess
What kind of shitty character is this?

>>378226637
>"Gods shut up, dad. Just like give me the family sword already."