*teleports infront of you*

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>>378224380
flavor of the month

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what's his fucking problem?

>>378224380
>Premarital sex is bad
the game

>>378224512
>>378224517

He's an amalgam of the vengeful spirits of dead /r9k/ posters bringing supernatural revenge to normies who dare to enter his NEET paradise and to Chads and Staceys daring to have sweaty teenager sex in his vicinity

>>378224476
And that flavour is shit.

This game is going to die fast if they don't nerf the shit out of jason soon.

>>378225224

The game is going to die soon if no one can fucking play it, they have bigger problems.

>>378225224
Jason should be OP, but Shift has to go, there should be some form of a chase and feeling like fighting back to stun him pays off if you don't get murdered, but with shift all Jason has to do is press 3 and he gets a free grab on you even if you outplay him which makes the entirety of the combat and running away completely pointless.

>>378225506

It's so retarded

Also why can he sense you even if he doesn't use abilities now?

>>378225506
When Jason uses shift, he moves around like he's on a bar of soap. Not moving in a straight line goes a long way towards not getting telegrabbed.

>>378225694
Yeah, I don't get why they didn't keep noise pings exclusive to sense usage instead of global at all times.

What they need to do is nerf shift a bunch, but up the speed of all Jasons a bunch, so that they're encouraged to chase their victims to exhaustion until there's nowhere left for them ti hide instead of just telegrabbing into them.

>teleportation

Wow that's fucking retarded.

>>378225918
If you made Jason any faster, then any councilor with bad stamina might as well just give up if Jason has sprint and spots them outside.

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My list of changes.

>cooldown on grab
>make it so players cant be grabbed out of an attack (if they're in combat mode)
>increase the time it takes to start a execution, but also increase the time it takes to break holds (this encourages helping team-mates and environmental kills)
>either make it so that stunning jason causes him to "black out" or fully use up sense on use
>sense only has players light up red if they're injured (pretty sure it works like this anyway)
>tone down shift a bit or something I dunno

Let's not forget Jason has camouflaged traps that pretty much guarantee kills unless you have a first aid spray. He also has throwing knifes, asking for some other things to be turned down a bit shouldn't be the end of the world.

Pay to twitch celebs: "game"

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>>378224652
>He's an amalgam of the vengeful spirits of dead /r9k/ posters

>>378224380

These are the three worst things for me:

* No text chat or ability to communicate in any way if you don't want to use a microphone

* Unable to report griefers or ignore them in future matches

* Forced to watch every match until the end to get experience

This game was a lot more fun during the beta, what the fuck happened

>>378227720

And another complaint: You can't choose to group according to language (and so group together with other English speakers).

>>378229439
This definitely is a huge hindrance in the EU. We speak like thirty fucking languages over here, it's a small miracle if three people speak the same one in a match

>>378226276
No, it's a fun usage of a classic horror trope, you no-personality Gen Z shitter.

>>378229571
>Not wanting to bully brits with your thick French accent and calling americans "Mr Burger"
Euro server are fine. Most people have basic grasp at english anyway

>>378224652
Underrated

>>378224380
*clips through character models*
*kills you with mind powers*
*disconnects you from the game*

>>378229571
>>378229973

Tell that to Mr RU with the 300+ ping. Remember Russia is Europe in the minds of people that make regions, even though theres more than enough players in both EU and RU to populate their own servers.

You burgers think fucking BRs are bad?

>>378230679
Most big games have separate servers for Russia and Brazil likewise.

>>378227720

It really makes me sad that all three of those complaints are problems not really with the game but with the audience and how we actually consume vidya now.

Boil everything down to the base levels and make into as much of a job as possible, I have to play as many matches as time allows as fast as I can.

>>378230942

I can't remember the last game I played that had distinct Russian servers apart from the rest of the EU, I think there were Russian WoW servers but then they got lumped into the same battlegroups as the EU for PvP. Which was a massive stroke of genius on Blizzards part.

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This game would've been more interesting if it wasn't just Jason but other famous slashers, like each map has its own slasher. Michael Myers could have a neighborhood map, Freddy Kruger could have had a creepy factory map, and Chucky could be in a big house or apartment map. Call it Super Slash Bros or something.

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>It's a Vanessa noob spainard that doesn't speak a word of english follows your Jenny around attracting Jason

How can you be so retarded, the only thing teamates are good for in this game is being bait for Jason.

>>378231159

It doesn't matter, russians choose western european servers even if they have russian servers because russians are fucking shit at videogames.

>>378231938
The only reason it's even Friday the 13th is because they were practically given the license to use

>>378229750
>it's a fun usage of a classic horror trope

Not really.

>>378229439
This I'm in the US and frequently get Chinese or Japanese players. I'm fine with playing with them usually but not in a game like this that requires communication.

>>378224380
>It's another western game with early alpha tier animations and dedicated facecam space

>>378232731
Yes really. Also Jason can teleport in canon. For instance in Part 8 when the kid climbs up the building in the allys of Manhattan and Jason is clearly chasing him from ground level yet when said kid reaches the top Jason is waiting up there. The movies are full of examples like this.

>>378232368
The only thing teammates are good for is searching a cabin, leaving the battery inside and never mentioning it, leading to no one ever checking the cabin and finding the battery.

Or spawning in the fuse cabin and running the fuse to the other side of the map and dying in the woods.

Ive found communicating with randos easy even if they didnt have a mic. I know mechanics and the game overall really well so If I just start telling people what Im doing I can get them to listen fairly well. I also have over 9 friends to play the game with also so communication and games are great of course with people you know.

>>378234030
Its not hard but /v/ is full of autistic anti social spergs who refuse to use a mic.

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>>378234030
They really should have at least given a command wheel. I'd like to at least inform people if I'm holding car keys or not.

>>378234235
Headsets are cheap.

>>378234235
Jesus christ, you can buy a fucking mic for a dollar.

>>378234487

Not him but a command wheel is better in those situations where the guy doesn't speak english, which is pretty common in the EU

>>378234235
They really want the communication to work in game via proximity. Thats why walkies exist. It makes sense with the world and adds to mechanics of working together.

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>>378234332
>>378234487
For whatever reason there's a ton of Chinese fuckers in F13, and they don't speak a lick of English. They just start shouting and screaming in Chinese. A wheel would work fucking wonders for shit like that.

>>378234487
I get a lot of non english speakers even in the US.

>>378234657
They'd be screaming in their demonic language regardless.

>>378234657
>>378234556
Just pretend it's a foreign faggot. That shit just adds to the immersion.

>>378234562
There's no reason the command wheel couldn't be limited to the same range as voice chat.

>>378224380

I bought this game for the alpha but I don't see it in my steam library anymore.

Don't tell me they jew'd us and are making us buy the full game and that was just pay 2 test your broke ass game

>>378234829
>I bought this game for the alpha
What do you mean by this? Do you mean that you pre-ordered it on backerkit? If so you should have a received an e-mail with a code to redeem on Steam.

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>>378225224
go back DBD faggot

>>378235079

Beta*

Yeah, I pre-ordered on backerkit. Haven't gotten an email yet. I'll keep an eye on it, they were slow for sending out codes last time

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:^)

>>378225224
I haven't played yet, I plan to tonight. But judging by streams I watched it looks like it's still very easy to survive. Honestly, the ratio should be like 10:1 for survival at least.

>>378235183
If you haven't got it by now, something is wrong. Contact the devs and ask for them to send another e-mail with a code because you didn't get yours. You'll probably have to wait a while because the launch is a mess.

>>378235186
>>378235089
kys

I think the phone didn't spawn three matches in a row now.
I find the fucking fuse, I literally run around the map to check every house, and THERE IS NO FUCKING PHONE

>>378227519
shift is the most OP bullshit in the game. you can go very far with it and the cooldown is comically fast.

>>378235414
That's what happens when you ditch your landline for cellphones

Bad game for a bad franchise.

>>378235126
He will, and he will actually be able to play that game.

>>378235780
No one plays that game.

>>378235715

>Am retard
>Let me drop one liner to sound deep
>Am still retard

>>378233719
Playing as Jason feels lame as fuck because of this.

This is a fucking early access game sold for retail as a finished game. What the fuck.

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>repair the boat
>leave by myself with battery car keys and the fuse
>mfw

I shouldn't be forced to use my own voice to talk to people.

Text chat or a chat wheel could also be made to extend only to a certain range.

>>378236312
Honestly, if you're at the point where you've managed to repair a boat, get the fuse, car keys and a battery, it's already so late into the match that there's no point in trying for any escape method. Better to bunker down.

>>378231938
>Chucky
>Not Leatherface
>Not Ghost Face
>But fucking Chucky

why is the game so fucking ugly

like everything looks really flat

Shotgun should have 2 shells not 1, it shouldnt be equally useful as a flare gun.

>>378236439
It was only 7 minutes into the match, forgot to mention someone else fueled the boat as well

>>378231938
That would be expensive as fuck to make dude

>>378237253
Wow things that require effort need effort to make wow anon fucking truth bomb right here.

Maybe the game should have been a fucking sidescroller, you wanker.

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>match starts
>Jason teleports behind me literally 1 second after the match has started
he shouldnt be able to teleport right at the fucking start

>>378237445
Do you even know how licensing works, shit for brains? The whole budget would be blown on retarded memes and nobody wants to play a fucking sidescrolling horror game

>>378234487
>fall for the mic meme
>hey guys, I got the keys
>"hey guth, I got the keth YOU SOUND LIKE A FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG"

Every
Time

>>378237724
Nah bro as >>378233719 said, it's part of the canon. The movies are filled with examples where people die first. So there you have it.

>>378237848
You fell for the mic meme, but apparently you failed to fall for the "don't play shitty games" meme.

Well done on that account.

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>He buys the fotm streamerbait shit on steam
>always dead within a few weeks
>always full priced
>always broken and shit

what the fuck is wrong with you?

>>378237848
Maybe you shouldn't be such a fag then.

>>378237724
>lying on /v/
That ability has a huge cooldown at the start of the game.

>>378237724
You were the black dude my m8

>>378237909
>The movies are filled with examples where people die first. So there you have it.
The match starts with someone dying in a cut scene.

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>game is dying after 2 days of release
>mass refunds
>glitches and bugs galore
>40 USD

https://youtu.be/qLyEvAMy0fc

>>378238270
>starts with someone dying in a cut scene

Well I did say people.

>>378238298
That's beta footage from five months ago. Few if any of those bugs still happen in the full game.

>>378238298
>All clips from the beta
lame

>>378233856
>>378232368
You guys suck. You gotta team that work.

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>tfw just found out my autistic 12 year old cousin has been hyped for this for years.
If I'd known I would've tried to do something.

>>378239162
This is /v/s biggest problem. It takes time to learn how to play the game but once you get the hang of it you will survive much longer.

>>378238298
I bet you make "Overwatch is DOA" too.

>>378239860

*cough cough*

>>378235186

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>>378237848
>tfw I got called this because I forgot to turn my voice changer off

>>378240236
There are popular games with a mixed Steam review. What's your point?

>>378241071
>being this in denial

WEW

>>378237445

>get f13 license for pretty cheap
>cool, if this game is successful maybe our game development business will be able to stick together and make more enjoyable games

>HURRRRRR Y DOWNTUH WE DEW CHUCKEE N STUFF 2 LIKE WE WILL DO ALL DUH FAMUS SLASHERS CUZ DEY R FAMOUS!!!!!

>o-okay...

>lose 30% of your revenue to the chucky license

>lose 50% of your revenue to the freddie license

>WHO CARE IFUH WE R DUH BANKRUPT WE DID IT FURH DUH GAYYYMURRRSSS MAN...ITS OKEY DEN...EVEN DOE /V/ STILL SHITS ON OUR GAME AND NO ONE REALLY CARED 4 IT...ITS 4 DAH GAYYYMURRRRSSSS WE DONT DO IT 4 DA MONEEEEEEE OR 2 MAKE FUTURE GAYYYMSSS

>>378242527
Classic /v/.

>>378237445

The Freddie vs. Jason movie costed a fuckload because they needed those two licenses. You're literally giving away a 2 digit % of your revenue for any one license. After 2 of these licenses you're going to go bankrupt, you'll NEVER make enough money to support your business. The ultimate goal of these startups is to continue to make games, to make a name for themselves, so they can expand and ultimately create better games.

You're never going to do that when you're literally throwing money at people to use a character.

>>378242527
Amazing. You're completely right but you made yourself look like an even bigger faggot than the person you're telling off. Good job.

>>378242789
You are worth what you can negotiate anon. Same goes for any dev.

Are you really arguing against the fact that it would be a better game with all these references?

>>378242813

good thing this is an anonymous image board and i'm free to act as autistic as i want flailing on my keyboard, whooping as i reply to anyone i want without my personal character being judged by anyone other than my parents hearing keyboard clacks and whooping coming from my lair

>>378242527
is it even possible for /v/ to refute an argument with resorting to greentext and memes?
even though you are right anon, you look like a huge faggot with that post.

>>378241286
Well he's not wrong. That Playerunknown game has mixed reviews and is one of the top played games on Steam right now.

>>378243000
I respect that.

>>378242662
>>378242813
>>378243014
Not that poster but you guys are faggots that need to go back to normie book.

>>378242958

Yes, it's very possible you can make a game based solely off one character better instead of piggy backing off the fame of other famous slashers. Instead of stuffing your game with names people will recognize, you can distribute those time and resources to making a more enjoyable game

>>378243173
>Not that poster
>but I have nothing to say

Nobody cares.

>>378243275
I think you have reading troubles. Maybe you should have gone to school Trayvon instead of stealing bycicles and 40 ozs

>>378243375
Why post if you have nothing to say?

>>378243469
You tell me, you've made 2 so far.

>>378243210
>you can distribute those time and resources to making a more enjoyable game

So you're saying less variety makes something more enjoyable?

How fucking stupid can somebody be?

All games should have a single map, and that's IT. Any more than that is stretching time and resources thin lol.

>>378243275

>WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP

HEY GUYS LETS DO ALL DA FAMOUS SLASHERS LETS GETA DA ALL DUH FAMOUS 1SSS

>WE GETTINDA JASON
>WE GETTINDA FREDDIE MERCURY
>WE GETTINDA CHUCKEE CHEESE
>WE GETTINDA LETTER FACE
>WE GETTINDA MICHAEL JACKSON

WE GETTINDA ALLABADA FAMOOS SLASHERS

BANKRUPTT????

NO!

WE JUST NEED NAME!!! NOT GAMEPLAY! NOT SERVERS!!! WE'LL MAKE A NOVEL!!!!!!!!!!!

GOTY2000000000000000000000017

They should make this game with chucky, that would be cool

>>378243469
It's like how trees make noises when their leaves rustle. Just a natural thing that happens, and it doesn't have to have a brain behind.

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>>378242527

>lose 30% of your revenue to the chucky license
>lose 50% of your revenue to the freddie license

>getitng tricked into paying percentage of profit for licensing fees, instead negotiating for a flat fee, not counting any royalties that have to be paid

you deserve to be scammed

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>>378243674

>WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP

WE NEEDABADA CHUCKEE CHEESE

SCARIEST GAME 2K17

RATED R FOR IMA COMIN 4 DAT BOODE HIDE YA KIDS

>>378243674
The only enjoyment I ever got out of the Childs Play movies was Chuckie's dumb doll body flailing and screaming at people.

>>378243658
Your parents are worried, anon.

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>>378243000
Ok i laughed

>>378243658
>>378244092
Jesus christ anon, calm your autism.

>>378244040

I don't think you realize how licenses work. If you're paying a flat fee, you're paying millions. You don't just trot into their office and tell them "give me this license faggot, I'll give you $100 or some shit"

It's their license, they're Jews. They're going to do whatever benefits THEM the most. THEY decide what you pay.

They were going to make a Freddie vs. Jason vs. Michael Mires movie but the Michael Mires license would have bankrupt them- JUST that one license.

You have Disney, Paramount, and all these billion dollar companies deciding not to get licenses for movies/games- you think some shitty indie team is going to afford these fees at A FLAT rate?

>>378229571
Öö, jasån is her at mai shed, cän, öö såmeone help mi?
Plis, just cåme wit shåtguun and shot him alredy!

>>378243674
Chucky is shit tier

Myers or Freddy would be better

>>378244526
>They were going to make a Freddie vs. Jason vs. Michael Mires movie
Huh, I thought it was gonna be Freddy vs. Jason vs. Ash

>>378244641
cyka blyat

>>378244526
Any movies about Jew vs Jew?

>>378244790

Originally they wanted Michael Myers, Ash was another big one though.

There's a Freddy vs. Jason vs. Ash comic though.

>>378244843

Schindlers List

>>378237253
It'd probably be successful tho

>>378244843
Passion of the Christ

>>378227519
I like the idea that Jason being stunned resets all his abilities. Being knocked down should do that, and it's not like Counselors could abuse it to keep you down because you just chop chop 'em normally.

>>378245081
*resets the timers of all his abilities.

Goofed up.

yea but where are the webms

>>378244795
nåå sverje

THE DARKEST SIDE OF THE NIGHT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHLQLkFU-pE