>dad named you after his favorite vidya

>>378223481
Be quiet and eat your green beans, Twisted Metal 4.

>>378223481
>doom

Pretty fucking cool

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>dad named you after a beer brand

Have you met my son Metal Gear?

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>>378223545

>>378223481
what's up rayman

>dad named you after his favorite JRPG protag

Stop shitposting Summertime High School. A Young Man’s Notes – How a New Exchange Student Like Myself Ran Into His Childhood Friend On The School Tour, Then For Some Reason Became Super-Popular With The Girls For His Daily Scoops On The School Photography Club Even Though He Only Takes Panty Shots, And What He Thinks As He Goes On Dates During His Summer Of Island School Life

>>378223642
>>378223632
>>378223545
>>378223658
>>378223671
Names DeeKay btw

>>378223740
Cecil is a nice name.

>>378223763
DK would have been a passable name since people are named stuff like AJ and TJ
If your name is actually DeeKay then at least you don't have a sonic oc

>>378223763
Are you a nigger

>>378223763
Drift King??

Dovakin, you need to be 18 to post here.

>Dad originally wanted to name you Hoyt
I would have killed myself

>>378223481
How do you know my wife's son is named Zelda

>>378223763
I met a striper called TJ once. When I asked what it was short fot she looked at me funny and said it wasn't short for anything.

Denam

>>378223995
titty juggler

>>378223891
as white as ABBA im afraid.

>>378223763
Better than being named DaMoney

>>378223946
>tfw I was almost named Axel
thank god my mother thought of a name my dad liked better

I fully intend to name a daughter Kerrigan.

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> dad named you after a Touhou character

>>378223481
>do you homework Doomguy!

>>378223481
Hush now and go to bed, Spongebob Squarepants: Light, Camera, Pants!.

>>378224185
I think Axel is a cool name

Plumbers Don't Wear Ties, you are grounded mister!

>>378224214
how old is reimu now?

>>378223481
Time for din-din, The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim The Collector's Edition

>>378224214
I think it's a beautiful name.

>>378223481
I haven't seen you in ages, Super Ultra Dead Rising 3' Arcade Remix Hyper Edition EX + α, what's up?

>dad named you after his own world of warcraft character

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>>378224483

>>378224668
DoubleDDraenai69?

Always remember that I love you Rapelay

Reminder. Robin Williams had deminita. That's why he an heroed

>>378224724
>recently had a birthday
pottery

>>378223763
>dad named you after his favorite type of artillery
Name's CeeGee by the way.

>>378224724
jollybear.jpg

>>378224187
>Kerrigan
Isn't her first name Sarah?

>>378224737
Legolasdk actually.

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>>378223481
>Dinner is ready The Lord of the Rings: The Battle for Middle-earth II: The Rise of the Witch-king!!

>>378224724
>may 4th
Not naming your daughter c3po

sup yall Metal Gear Solids

>>378224724
at least reimu is a nice sounding name, wouldnt be too mad if i was the kid

>>378224891
>Go to bed, BAM: HAM City GAY Edition!

>>378224894
Only a turbofaggot would name their kid after a gay robot instead of a fictional 2D girl from a video game.

>>378224958
At least she can shorten it to Rei to sound not as autistic.
But she probably good at dodgeball

>>378224724
it's fake, IIRC
if it isn't, well, considering she was born in Hawaii, her name wouldn't be too out of place

>>378224958
Honestly thinking about naming my child like that if it were a girl. Nothing really wrong about it

>>378224958

not if she starts getting called ray-moo

>>378225081
Then everyone would think she was named after an anime for autists.

>>378224891
>Don't put your hand in that Earth Defense Force 4.1: The Shadow of New Despair!

>>378224724
>Not Marisa
At least let he be proactive about stealing rather than begging for money.

>>378223481
My dad hates vidya.
It was my mom who named me after her favorite vidya

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>>378223658
Metal Gear?

>>378225415
GO TO BED COOKING MAMA, AND YOU TOO NINTENDOGS

>>378224958
It depends on where you live.
>have related named "James"
>not from an english speaking country
>everybody pronounces "Jam-mes" like "jam" and "memes"

Zelda Williams a cute.

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>>378225081
And Nanto Suichoken

>>378225235
Could you give an example of anime for intellectuals, such as yourself?

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>>378224891

> Dinner is ready Tsuma no Nikuana ni Homestay Suru Macho Ryuugakusei ~Shucchouchuu no Sono Ura de, Tsuma wa Kurobikari Bou kara Afureru Hodo no Hakudaku o Sosogare, Yorokobi ni Michita Acme-gao o Sarashiteita~!

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>>378223481

>dad named you after his favourite rock band

>>378223481
Haha zelda robbie williams haha upvoted +

EAT YOUR SPINACH TETRIS 凸

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>>378225507
>Implying she's touched a Nintendo console since the SNES

>>378223898
Dragon Knight actually

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>Dad named you after an egyptian god
>Your nickname is the name of a goetia demon
>Your middle name is the name for "god" in another language

The hell was he thinking?

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>>378223545

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>>378224539
>yfw the baby called Dovahkin turns out to have an amazing singing voice.

>once had to watch a kid named Shin Megami Tensei: Lucifer's Call - Featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry series

he was ok

>>378223545
fpbp

>dad named you after the guy who played Jason Vorhees

Banjo, stop harassing your little sister.

>>378225672
MOMS LOVED the DS.

Brain training, all those shit minigames.

It was like heaven to them.

>>378225714
Too much MegaTen.

>>378224858
Yeah but the wife thinks Sarah is too generic. Kerrigan is cooler anyway.

>>378225714
Horus "Buer" Kami?

>>378223481
>finish your butter chicken or you're not getting any sweets Crazy Taxi

>>378225714
what's poppin exodia

>>378225587
>that pic
Was the guy just wearing a balaclava or is he dressed like a ninja? This is really important

>>378225415
>Dinners ready bejeweled 3!

Fucking Age of Empires, he was a little shit

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Have a great day, Fallout 4™!

>>378225714
Quiet, Isis

My dad named me Turok.

I named my cat Jiji after Jiji from Kiki's Delivery Service, am I autistic?

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>>378225675
>named after an eroge

>>378225672

shut up Lufia

>>378226023
You are joking but its probably true

>>378223481
>father wanted to name me Thor
>mother wouldn't let him
>he wanted me to be Frank Jr
>mother wouldn't let him
>get a name from the Bible instead

My dad named me after baseball players Nolan Ryan and George Brett, using their last names. Coincidently, there is actually a baseball player named Ryan Brett.

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>>378226120
>have black daughter
>call her "Ganguro Girl"

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>Wake up Shin Megami Tensei: Devil Summoner: Raidou Kuzunoha vs. the Soulless Army, you're going to be late for the bus!

>>378223763
HE

>>378226091
No.
Autism would be calling your cat Chen.
It would also be identity theft because that's my cat's name

>>378223481
I always wondered why that guy at work is named Mario Cart.

>tfw you share the same name as a civils right movement leader and all throughout school people would call you that and never let you forget it

>>378224958
>Google your name
>Fuckloads of lewds appear.
Might as well name your daughter Gardevoir.

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>Happy birthday Open Source Roller Coaster Tycoon 2: Triple Thrill Pack!

>>378225598
Do your homework, GG Allin and the Texas nazis.

>>378225714

At least you probably aren't a girl. See >>378226038.

I dont know that feel


He named me after himself

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>>378225919
My full name is too unique but my nickname used to be Amon and my middle name is Adonai.
I just go by Rae now. I thought about changing it but I don't know what I'd say to him if I did, Plus I don't really care anymore.

>>378225907
It's crazy because when I checked Harry Potter from the library he left a post-it note in it warning against the occult and he didn't like me playing Yugioh.

>>378226567
I feel that this may be the ultimate narcissism.

https://www.meertens.knaw.nl/nvb/naam/bevat/Reimu

You know what? Reimu isnt a bad name at all, look at the fucking abortions they came up.

>>378226176
>bible names
Booooring

>>378223763
If you're black that's awesome

If not I'd change it

>>378225107
>it's fake, IIRC
>if it isn't, well
You don't know shit then, shut the fuck up

>>378226389
If my surname was Carter I would have to name my kid Mario.
It only stands to reason.

Reminder that there's a kid out there called Dovahkiin that's about 6 years old now

>>378226461
im naming my daughter rena
wife and i are both furrys so its our dirty little secret

>>378226676
Mario Carter Williams

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>dad named his vidya after you

>>378226662
Mother wouldn't let my father name me and that's what happens.

>>378223481
>named after a soap opera character
>cougars that come into my work ask if that's the case
>get really embarassed

>My uncle named his son Cecil after FF4
>Cecil was an asshole gang banger until one day he dropped it and converted to Mormon
>mfw he basically followed Cecil's transformation
His dad actually brought that up to me the other day and it blew my mind

>>378226176
Sup, metatron.

>>378226736
>there is a kid out there named Pinkamena Zecora Smith

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>>378226669
>If you're black that's awesome

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>>378226649
https://www.meertens.knaw.nl/nvb/naam/bevat/Cloud
>being a dutch female called Cloud

>>378223974
What if Zelda was a girl?

>>378226749
Rena is an actual name though.
Like the chick from Higurashi.

>>378226736
What about sephiroth

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>>378223481
Custer?

>>378226830
how his brother Golbez doing?

>>378226902
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rena
>Rena (genus), a genus of blind African snakes in family Leptotyphlopidae
shit that sounds like a dick joke

>My grandparents know two siblings their age named Dante and Virgil.
I didn't know DMC was that old.

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For some dumbass reason my mom named me Ian but its pronounced Eye-an so I have to correct everyone all the god damn time and then they tell me about how they have a cousin or a nephew named Ian and that's why they pronounced it like that and i have to pretend i give a shit.

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>>378226749
>im naming my daughter rena
If she wasn't already going to be a psycho killer, the furry thing might put it over the top.

>parents give you a jewish name

>>378227173
Hello Shekelberg.

>>378226592
Rae is pretty qt

>>378227145
>No, it's EYE-gor

>Go to bed League of Legends
This will likely happen too.

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>>378227173
>be a literal irl jew
>name is solomon
>nickname is solo, p badass
>lotr movies come out
>everyone calls me saruman

FUCK WIZARDS

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>>378226985
Actually, his sister's name is Terra.
But I wouldn't put it past him to have done that if he had another son.

>>378226749
REI-na or LEE-naa ?

>>378227563
not bad

>got named "Dakota" because my mom had some sick-ass fantasy about a Native American warrior prince named that
>scrawny, 5'11, white as shit faggot from Michigan
Dakota isn't a terrible name but telling people why I have it is awkward

>>378227563
Terra's a cute name

>>378227496
>nickname from shitty sci-fi
>hates good fantasy

loser

>>378224387
>but dad I don't want a bath!
>TAKE YOUR DAMN CLOTHES OFF!!!

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>That kid whose name was a mixture of both his parents names

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>Older brother's gonna have a daughter
>He and his wife can't decide on a name
>Everyone's sitting around the dinner table suggesting names
>I suggest Patricia
>It sticks

>>378227835
I knew a girl whose name was Roland and Anne put together.

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>tfw you have a normal name

>Dad is named Philip and names you Alexander
Pretty based

>>378227675
>And here are my children: Dakota, Vermont and New York. There's also Georgia but we don't talk about her

How old is the kid named after Skyrim MC now?

>>378227173
t. herschel jewinblatz

>>378227920
That is pretty based

>>378227912
Whoa, how did you get that picture of me? That's private, please delete this post right now.

sup World of Warcraft

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>>378227563
>Naming your son after the FF4 protag and your daughter after the FF6 protag
I wonder what was wrong with FF5?

>>378227928
Probably 6

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>>378227835
>mixture of their names is "lasagna"

>>378227173
t. Herschel Lieberman-Bergblattstein

I sure love people that name their children after professions! Especially ones that don't exist anymore!
t. Cooper

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>tfw you were literally, unironically named after Uncle Jesse from Full House

>>378227928
Old enough to post on 4chan.

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>mfw I am the first one since god knows how long, that doesn't have his grandpa's name
I have broken the cursed circle
Well, my dad has

>>378227928
5
I mean it was his middle name but still.

>>378225952
I think it's ninja brian

Please post videogame characters named Karen

>>378227924
My siblings are actually Shianne(goes by Raven now), who was also named after the same fantasy I was & Jordan so no jokes for you

I used to think my neighbors were total fucking lunatics 'cause almost every day I'd hear them scream what I thought was "WHO'S FUCKING HER <something something>"
In reality, their daughter was named "Kaspisija" which is literally one vowel away from "who's fucking her"
Now that's unfortunate. I'm sure she'd rather be called Fifa or Miss Pacman.

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>>378228035
You could joing the army and be a Cooper Paratrooper.

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>>378224724
>people born in 2010 are 7 years old now and go to school already

>>378228218
There's one in Pokemon.

Screw you man, I named my daughter Maya. Let's positive thinking!

>>378228282
I bet little Reimu extorts her classmates for lunch money.

>>378228048
uncle jesse was based

When I had a fiance and we were planning on having kids we decided that I'd pick the girl names and she'd pick the boys names. My 2nd name I picked out was Alma

She left me and I'll never know what boys names she picked out

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>>378228218

>>378228048
How many kids said "Have mercy" to you

>>378228391
>Pick a terrible name
>Fiancee dumps you
Seems justified

>>378223740
>dad named you after his favorite JRPG protag

>unironically implying anyone who plays JRPGs will have children

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>dad named me Myson (as in my son)
>kids would always say hey My son
>all those "your mom" "my son" jokes

>Parents named you after girl character
>male
>get bullied every day
>namechange costs 600€
>Hate parents

>>378227994
His kids were born in the super Nintendo days, FF5 wasn't available in America until it's PlayStation release

>>378223481
Dad, with all his high school Spanish wisdom, named me Dinero. Because it means wealth. Except it doesn't, and literally means money.

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>>378228329

>>378228532
What name? Lawrence?

>>378223740
Maxim is a good name
I'd go for Dekar though.

>>378227145
Just accept your fate E-an.

>>378228391
>think alma sounds like a fat person's name
>google image it
>fat girls show up

Should've picked something more attractive

>>378228234
Does this involve you working at Wal-Mart by chance?

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>>378228559
That a problem?

>>378228510
Your dad is a dumbass, seriously what the fuck kinda name is Myson
>>378228559
You talkin' to me?

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>>378228218

>>378228532
Zelda

>>378228501
>>378228670

she didn't know the names I picked either and she didn't dump me she was killed by a drunk driver

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>That kid eho was named after a Whitney Houston song

>>378228532
Hello Courtney.

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>>378228624
>second fiddle in one of the worst metroidvanias
You could do better.

>>378228830
Was her name Hannah and are you stuck in a loop day?

>>378228696
>implying I work
Fuck you, leatherman. I got a job recently but no one in the family I know works at Wal-Mart

>>378228595
I wish. It's Lara introducing myself as Lauren to others until I have the money to get a real name.

There was literally a kid named sephiroth at my job.

He went by seth

I fully plan on naming a daughter Alice.

For Alipheese

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>tfw my name is Dante

>>378228857
IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES

>>378228857
Is that the guy from death grips?

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>>378228830
>purposely saying "she left me" only to reveal she died
I don't care about your plot twist

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>Last name is Jensen
>Fiancee's last name is Denton
>We're going to name our kids Adam and JC

>>378228967
Only real human being can have names though

>>378228942
Just call yourself Larry

>>378228505
You say that but just yesterday I met a guy that couldn't shut up about FF15 and his fiancée being pregnant.

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>friend named the hero after you
someone post the screencap

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>>378224185
Axel, and all variants thereof, is a fucking bitchin' name though.
It's on my "maybe" list for what I'd name my son.

>>378228960
>Not naming her Alma
Disgusting.

>>378227145
Oh my god the huge block of cheese.

Oh my god the Cheez-Its in the back of the lardmobile.

Oh my god.

>>378228960
Would you Die For Her?

>>378229119
I don't want her to get fat

>>378229204
She's gonna, no matter what you do.

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>Get off that computer right now Maiden Rape Assault: Violent Semen Inferno!

>>378228940
Alright, I'm on to you guy.

>>378228960
I plan on naming my daughter Alice too, but I have legit reasons for it.
Well, arguably more legit, anyway.

>>378223909
I wonder what Dovakin's up to these days. The kid's half way to be 6 now.

Son is going to be called Dio and his brother will be Diavolo and I wont let any bitches tell me otherwise
Probaby Lucy if it's a daughter

>>378228857
Anon was BLACKED for this post.

>>378223898
I didn't think I'd live long enough to see someone reference that movie. Godspeed, anon.

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>>378223481
>Dad named you after his prison alias

>>378228967
There's a Dante that works at the QuikChek near me. Makes a bomb ass cucumber sandwich.

>>378229362
>Diavolo
Why not Diego?

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>>378228960

>tfw have the exact same plan

Granted I have more than that one reason for naming her Alice, but that sure is one of them.

>>378228953
That's terrible, but it's also incredible.

>>378229362
Good thing no pussy is getting near you ever.

>>378229453
VALJEAN

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>>378229362
>Not calling your kid Joey Jojo

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>>378223481
>dad named you after a game he was hyped about, so he could win a contest and get a like on facebook

Dovahkiin will kill himself once he becomes a teenager.

>>378229470
Because I like Diavolo and naming my son [KING CRIMSON] seems too much

>>378229289
N-nani?!?

>>378229579
AT LAST

>>378229362

>Diavolo
>not Jonathan

>>378228559
Americans have shitty names like that too. There was a black kid literally named Cash at my middle school.

>>378229467
That's amazing, because I don't even think he was meant to be there that day.

>>378229305
My two-year old daughter is named Alice. Didn't really think of anything vidya at the time.

Next one on the way might be Jill. Gonna be weird considering I fucking love RE Jill, but that's what they're leaning towards.

>>378229701
This is a joke that flew lightyears over my head, didn't it?

Or do you actually know a Dante that works at a QuikChek in New York?

>my name is Hunter
>my middle name is Wolf
>Everyone calls me Haich Dubya

It sucks being the son of a redneck couple.

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>>378229546
>>378228960
>>378229305
So many Alice bros. Best name.

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>>378223847
>guy names his son SEE-sil after his favourite jrpg protag
>kid grows up enjoying life
>dad plays the rereleases of ff4 with voice acting
>it was "seh-sil" the whole time

>>378223481

YOU OPEN THIS DOOR OR I'M TAKING IT OFF, SHOWER WITH YOUR DAD SIMULATOR 2015!

>>378229362
>not jonathan

>>378223763

ONORE DEEKAY.

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>>378229665
>my middle school
Did you just lowkey out yourself as an underage?

>>378229623
Damn, you can literally see the anger burning within him.

>>378223898
Tokyo Drift is the best Fast and Furious

>>378228048
So your first name is Uncle jessie?

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>>378229826
It's a Clerks thing. Basically being a guy called Dante working in retail, he's probably heard it a few times too.

>>378229842
>That guy on /v/ who named his kid Courage Wolf
God bless that man.

>>378229948
>was
retard

Hi, my name is Chase StreetFighter2 O'Connell

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>>378229862

Welp, you found a second reason for why I'm going for Alice.

I'm also considering Marisa, although stylizing it as Marissa so it's not apparent weeabooism.

>>378230050
I've seen (half) of Clerks literally once. Am I missing out?

>>378226023
wasn't there a pair of dumbfucks that named their kid skyrim or some shit to get free copies of the game?

>>378229948
>was

>>378229948
>Middle school
>Notable event from middle school
>Could literally be a 45 year old man behind the keyboard

>>378229665
Last name better have been "Money".

>>378230132
No.
Watch the animated series.

>>378229997
Well, at least I don't have the tism.

>>378230127
Marisa is a legitimate name though.

>>378230148
dovahkiin actually

>>378229842
>first name not buster

ARE YOU OK?

>>378226592
When the ancient sages declare you the chosen one, you'd better not fuck it up, Amon Adonai.

>>378230132
>>378230254
Clerks is one of the best movies ever made, you're missing out my friend. Absolute must-watch if you grew up in New Jersey, like me.
The animated series is also fantastic, and all of Kevin Smith's other movies are fantastic too.

>>378223740
>Gonzales

>>378229642
Your hair is too long and needs to be cut.

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>>378229842
>Hunter
>Not Sniper
You dodged a bullet. Unlike her.

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>>378229665
>Cash

>>378230276

I'm not murican, and pronouncing Marisa in my language is wonky as shit. Most people would get it wrong and think it's Marissa anyway.

>>378230354
No, but if I ever get my cousin pregnant, I know what I'll name my retard spawn.

>>378225598
Speedwagon, eat your greens.

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>itt: virgins deliberate on what they should name their never-to-be children

>>378230254
>>378230480

I don't know who to trust.

>>378230667
>Speedwagon returns to his bedroom, cooly.

>>378230354
>parents name you after buster douglas

>>378229623
They gave him soft mittens to prevent him from strangling himself

>>378230670
This fucking kid.

>>378230603
to be fair nobody would mess with a kid named BUSTER WOLF

>>378230763
rip

>>378230726
Trust your heart anon. If you like movies with more focus on dialogue and atmosphere than on action or story, then you'll like Clerks.

>>378230863
Unless your name is Geese Howard.
Then you fuck with anyone you like because YOUR NAME IS FUCKING GEESE.

>>378230527
I got it snib snabbed a bit recently, but I plan on growing it out again. who dis

How many boys and girls will be named "Frisk", I wonder?

>>378229434
Uh, what? Fast and Furious is one of the biggest movie franchises of all time. Tokyo Drift is legitimately fucking awesome, though. I will admit.

>>378231035
>implying trans people and gays will have children

Am I a fag for wanting to name my son Raiden?

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>>378223481
>Your yellow press addicted housewife of a mom names you after a royalist celebrity
>she has the guts to lie about a distant relative I shouldn't bother to look up

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>>378227173
Why the fuck did they even call me Moses. They aren't even religious.

>>378231240
Depends, which Raiden is this based on?

>>378230670
Settle down, Kingdom Hearts HD 1.5 Final Mix.

>>378231386
MGS Raiden, pronounced the same way. I can't stand how they pronounce MK Raiden

>>378230670
Kek

>>378226176
He should've added a modern variant, like Thorsten or Thorben
Both legit names in Germany.

>>378231529
Yeah, definitely a fag.

>>378231368
Do they like alligators?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4CWOBYqUBtM

>>378231253
Which one?
I'm not British, so I don't know that shit.

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>>378228218

>>378230974
Counterpoint: Geese is a fucking stupid name and unless you are 6'2" and built like an Olympian, you will be teased. You'd better go by your middle name.

>>378223481
>Get to name my little cousin when I was younger
>Pick Azalea
>Not because of flowers, but because of the golfer from Mario Golf that I had in my hand.

Oh well, least it works.

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She'll never know, but I will

>>378231702
PREDICTABO

>>378231769
My sister-in-law is named Callie

Spelled Kali though.

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>mfw my name is Pacman Stevens

>>378228048
Are you me? My parents did the same fucking thing. I don't mind much being named after him, but having a unisex name fucking sucks.

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>>378231998

>>378224668
My brother fucking did this.

>>378231769
>>378231998
Only person I've heard of with this name was a huge black dude that sold weed.

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>>378231998
Cool.

>>378232009
Didn't you wrestle for TNA?

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>naming captain claw
i wouldn't mind

>>378232009
Sounds like a nickname

>>378231654
Diana Frances
Even my second name so I had no alternatives to fall back to. That bitch had no mercy upon me.

>>378232169
Did he go by the alias ''Chuck Basher''?

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>tfw my dad named me after him
>tfw my grandfather named my dad after him
>tfw im going to name my son after me

the name is daniel

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>>378223481

>>378232293
damn

>>378232096
>>378232169
>>378232179

Well it's short for Kalifah.

Not Khalifa, Kalifah.

>>378232293
Worst thing ever.

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>>378223763
knew a nerd and his nerd wife who named their kid zelda
>inb4 robin williams named his daughter that
it's still cringy

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>>378232338
I didn't read past the title but I remember this fucking 10+ year old comic that actually played out this situation.
Two parents name their newborn daughter Aeris in the first panel and the next panel shows them grieving at her grave.
This is like fucking poetry.

>>378232338
Why didn't he use a phoenix down?

Tetris is aight with me

>tfw your parents named you Dongus

>>378232131
What's the name?

>>378232664
and you deserve it

>>378231240
Why wouldn't you just name him Jack instead? It's not obvious and still the same character and something your son won't be made fun of for.

My Name is Fester's Quest

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>>378232515
daniel

>>378224724
>dovahkiin was born on 2011
>reimu was born on 2010
Are they fated to be together?

>>378230726
early Kevin Smith movie are okay for a laugh if you're into nerdish twisted and ridiculous dialogues. Lately he's been smoking too much weed and his movies are shit, basically anything after Clerks 2 is unwatchable.

I still recommend Clerks and Dogma

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>>378232903
>not naming your kid Jack with the middle name Frost

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Son

>Axl
>Jonathan
>Leo / Leon
>Michael
>Mikhail / Mihael
>Nash
>Noah

Daughter

>Alice
>Amy
>Freya
>Leo / Leora
>Lucy
>Sarah / Serah

And probably a bunch of others I'm forgetting.

>>378224214
single dad adopts autistic child

>>378224724
If she's Asian then it's not that bad. Kinda racist, but not bad.

>>378232228
Are you a guy?

>>378223481
You're grounded, Madden 2004.

I wonder how old john karkat is nowadays.

You better not be fapping in there, Skullgirls!

>>378223481
Strange to find a thread that is actually funny

I can't even remember what my dad's favourite video game was, but it was an RPG for the mega drive.

>>378231501
>not Kingdom Hearts 0.2: Birth By Sleep -a fragmentary passage-

>>378223481
>Co worker names his kid Leon
That's acually a pretty cool name

>>378233263
what

>>378233502
phantasy star

>>378232903
Thats something I've considered as well to be honest

>>378233305
Of course I am.
There are no girls on the internet.
What a stupid question.

>>378228960
>naming your child after a porn character name
Anon, i...