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You wake up in the world of the last game you played. What do you do?

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You wake up in the world of the last game you played. What do you do?
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>restored roman empire in ck2

enjoy the neo-pax romana
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>Mass Effect: Andromeda

Pursue alien dick with the desperate fervor of a man dying of thirst pursuing the mirage of an oasis.
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>witcher 3
Viisit qt elven chicks in bordel
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>>378220250
LISA

I love making good soup for my men.
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>>378220250
>pokemon
become the pokemon master, then gather a harem of nurse joys
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>>378220250
>Starpoint Gemini 2

Become a space trader. It's not the safest job, but it's probably safer than many other profitable jobs.
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>>378220250
>BotW
continue to mindlessly hunt, scavenge and cook.
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>>378220250
I wonder what it would be like to live on some bumblefuck planet near the edges of a massive galactic empire. Kind of like Terminus or something.

>inb4 hurr durr what's Terminus?
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>>378220501
>Not becoming the nurse joy master and gathering a harem of pokemon
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>Fallout NewVegas
Mojave desert, damn. Time to join in NCR Ranger's
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>>378220250
>Megaman 1
I die.
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>>378220250
>From the Depths

Better build a boat I guess
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Disgaea 2
>commit crimes
>die
>become a prinny
>be Master Etna's sex slave for eternity and don't even try to be set free during the Red Moon
>pic related, me on the bottom
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>Vana'diel

cum in my pants
try to fuck a mithra
try to fuck a lilisette
try to fuck an arciela
fight a crab
eventually settle for fucking a gobbie
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>Automata

Be worshiped as a god
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>>378220768
Enjoy your cazadors
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>>378220250

>Friday the 13th
FUCK

I know the fucking rules and I am royally dicked up the ass.
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>bloodborne
I'm boned.
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>>378220250
Blood
I live again.
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>UFC 2
Always wanted to go to Vegaz
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>>378220250
Rape. The answer is always rape.
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>>378220250
>Trio of Towns
Marry Lisette and live in a beautiful mansion while my farm takes cares of itself and makes me a millionaire.
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>Prey
I'm fucked.
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>>378220250
>mk
I'm getting me some peach.
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>age of mythology
Prostagma?
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I go to Goldshire and live the rest of my days fucking sluts.
Unless I get respawns like a player character, then I'd probably go adventuring.
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>my animal crossing town
I would like this.
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>Monhun

sheeeit, I aint no wyverian or hunter so I guess I'd try to get into the guild as a secretary or mechanic or something
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Titanfall 2
Fuck yes
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>>378220250
He's a big guy.
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>>378220345
A man after my own taste
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>>378220250
>Prey
Pump myself full of neuromods and show the typhoons what's what.
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Go to a Japanese Highschool by day and hunt demons after school
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Steamworld Dig.
Kind of a shitty place for humans I guess but I can probably live underground for a couple of days before I eventually die of hunger or thirst.
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What would be the point of creating a gigantic ass robot like that?
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Keep racing.
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>>378222584


needed a way to use this gigantic ass shotgun we made
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>Resident Evil 6

That's just our world but with retarded villians being retardedly rich. I wanna go to space and romance non humans
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>Diablo 2
Cry
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>AOE2
WOLOLO!
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>>378220250
>F13th
I romance A.J. after saving her and live a happy life.
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>>378220250
>Elder Scrolls

I pursue CHIM.
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Breath smoke, bath in plastic and see animals suffering. Well, at least there's meat to eat.

In other words, same shit as China.
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>>378220250

>Liberty City GTA IV

get a job i guess
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>>378220669
No you wouldnt
Your name isnt link so no matter what you do you and who you are, you are going to be useless shit
I hate that concept of "chosen one" so fucking much
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>>378220250
>Persona 3
ASIAN PUSSY HERE I COME
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>Vagante
I'd go explore the dungeon only to die a few minutes in.
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Try on some cute clothes, dance for a bit, craft some sweets, then take a nap.
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>use a fantasia to customize myself into female lalafell
>start my own brothel
>after enough capital is built up I can hire/entrap others and stop working it myself
>live off the business

saving the world is for suckers
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>>378220250
>Nier: automata
Convince 2B that sitting on my face will revive the human race
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>>378220250
>BotW

I take my backpack and go live with the Gerudo. I could pass for one if i wasn't as weak and small compared to them, maybe they would even want to protect me. Living that good life, well, if i don't die on the way though.
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>>378220768
>implying your real life ass will be allowed to join the NCR, let alone be skilled enough to achieve one of the highest ranks in NCR military
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>>378220345
>Mass Effect 3
>not even the first two where there's at least a couple years of buffer
w-what should I do, just kms? I don't wanna get turned into a husk.
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>>378223583
>implying the NCR doesn't take every single scrub that shows up at their doorstep
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>Animal Crossing GC
Paying my rent for that fucking jew Nook
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>nioh

Find a qt jap girl to marry and hope I don't get horribly murdered by yokai

Or if I have samurai super powers find a qt kunoichi girl to marry and fuck up yokai
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I'm still playing Brigador. Brigador is still a horrible dystopia where the common folk were freed momentarily from the boot of the Great Leader only to be crushed by the steel hooves and threads of Solo Nobre Concern contractors, or the rival factions opposing them.

And the survivors are going to live in a glorious corporate future. Well, at least the game is good.
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>>378223684
Find a cute alien to romance then hide in a basement somewhere and hope shepard wont pick the "fuck all the effort up to this point" ending
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>those idiots believing they have suddenly special powers
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Resident Evil Code Veronica.
If I'm not anywhere near the places where all BOW action is, I'll just carry on as usual.
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>>378220250

>the long dark
>already live in a part of Canada with 6 months of winter every year

Well it looks like I'm going to spend winter playing video games again.
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>Prey
fuck
I wish, I played 1257AD instead and be an Emperor living in my comfy castle at Frankfurt
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>Senran Kagura Estival Versus

FUUUUUUUUCK YEEEEEEAAAAAH!
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>>378220250

Fallout 4, I'd do well honestly.
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>>378220250
Collect artefacts and then try to sneak out of the Zone once I've made enough profit to try and undo my mistakes.
If I survive, that is.
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>>378220250
>Dying Light
I kill my self.
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>Metal Slug X
We're not doing bad. The true scope of the martians and powerful bosses really only got horrifying in 3.
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Time to make some digieggs.
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>Kingdom Death
I regret everything then get mauled to death by a white lion
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>Factorio
Well, I assume I have the machining systems of the MC, so I guess I still building autism-factories.
And if not, go be lunch for an ayy.
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>>378220669
>>378220971
>>378222019
>>378222475
>>378222539
>>378223332
>>378223349
>>378225305
>too stupid to read the OP
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>Cyberpunk Bartending Action
Fucking win, and cozy af.
Save up my money and race in a futuristic underground.

Otherwise enjoy my job.

And try and fuck Alma.
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>>378225539
>Otherwise enjoy my job.
you're in the setting of the game, you're not a protag

you don't have a job
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>Touhou

Die by monsters or language barrier
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>>378221359
>worshipped as a god

Screw that, you could probably fuck some yorha with how desperate they are for the humey cock
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>>378220971
I can't stop fapping to Etna now.
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Farcry 4
Find a comfy mountain cottage to live in, fish in the rivers and lakes, maybe run through the arena every now and again
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>>378223326
Patrician taste
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>>378220250
>Hollow Knight
I guess I'm a boss now. That, or I'm a little bugman.
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>Warhammer Total War

Fight for Sigmar!
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>>378224947
>not using meta-knowledge to your advantage

If i woke up in FFTA or Bravely Default or something i'd know what specific set if skills i'd need to learn to be a walking one man army

Or if it were say, Fire Emblem, i'd learn dark magic

Or probably just the body swapping spell part of it, which i could probably use a few hundred different ways to make money
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>>378223684
Just chill on Rannoch or something until the whole thing blows over.
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>World of Warcraft
I go straight to Anduin to pursue his boipucci. Alternatively, I try to find the comfiest zone with the least danger to start an inn in.
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>Mortal Kombat X
Pursue Tarkatan Men, maybe Shokans.
Try to woo husbando Reptile.

>>378220345
Played that before MKX but yeah that'd be my response too.
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I'm in trouble.
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Vanquish.
I guess enjoy technology.
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>Soul Hackers
I guess I'll try to get a COMP, or die trying.
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>>378226341
Could we learn magic in the WoW? As in are we the same humans as WoW humans?
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>>378223684
I'm in the same boat famalam. I vote we grab a bunch of hot human and asari sluts, jump in a cryoship, book it for intergalactic space, and chill there til it's over. We'll just stay below the galactic plane and sneak back. The reapers will never know.
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>>378225709
Welcome to my world, fella
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>>378226225
>implying you could just do that

There weren't any helpless peasants in FE if it was that easy to learn magic. Knowing that magic exists is meta knowledge but casting a spell is in world knowlede.
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>not being a space capitalist
heh
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>The binding of Isaac
I'd try to get out, or get killed by a fly or something.
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>Organ Trail

WELP
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>>378220250
>Vampire the Maquerade; Bloodlines

Poo myself because it looks like an awful world to live in.

Go to asylum and try to shag Jeanette
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>>378220250
>CSGO
i already live in this world m8
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>>378227404
>implying your shit self has the genes to become a pod pilot
Eve is shit anyway
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>>378227491
it would be the same world as we are in right now
the whole game takes place in his imagination
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>>378220250
>Vanquish
Get probably microwaved by space russians
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i commit suicide immediately
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>>378227491
It would be pretty easy. Isaac is a toddler. You could rip and tear through most of the enemies
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>Witcher 3
Go join radovids witch hunters and deliver justice to the perfidious mages
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>>378220250
>Counter Strike
Acquire dosh, kill terrorists or die trying. Then repeat the process.
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>>378220250
>bb

Damn I hate waking up in a dream, can never tell whats truth.
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>>378227993
You'd be stuck in the waking world though and not dreambound. I'd fuck the hell outta there
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>>378220250
>Persona 5
Literally nothing changes for me, since its basically the real world except Japan is super fucked up with supernatural shit.
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>Max Payne 2
I mean I'd just keep living my life. Nothing for me would change. I wouldn't ever come in contact with Max probably. I ain't in NYC.
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>>378220749
Dude Terminus is the heart of the second empire. The only thing it is at the 'edge' of is the galaxy.
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>>378222336
Haven't played this meme for years. How shit is it now?
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>tfw you only entered this thread hoping there were more pictures of fuckhuge creatures in the distance

fuck you that's my fetish
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>>378227365
>dark mage platoons totally dont exist in plegia

Gee, it's almost as if it would be as simple as obtaining citizenship and then enlisting

Well, okay, maybe it's not quick, but it's doable
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>>378228127
Shit I didnt think of that.

Looks like I win again!
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>rocket league
So I live in a world in which simultaneously exist Mad Max post apocalyptic wastelands and fucking ringworlds and the number one sport involves rocket powered cars smashing into each other?
Fucking awesome
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>>378227365
The Shepherds took in Donnel no questions asked, if someone went up to them and fed Chrom a story about how their parents were killed or how they have no one left or something they could just join that way and then learn from Henry or Tharja assuming they are feeling up to doing so

This approach would require no prerequisites of any kind either
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>>378227529
>Not joining Tremere and pursuing the secrets of magic
>or alternatively Toreador, in which case you become sexy as fuck and can just live of life of fun and/or debauchery
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>>378220250
>medieval Finland ruled by a lunatic midget during a plague outbreak

Die horribly, I suppose.
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>>378228969
Donnel was a martial fighter though. Of course you could do that but we don't know if any human can just learn magic or if you need special genetics.
And still: neithet becoming a good swordsman/axeman/spearman nor a wizard are easy enough for a commoner like you and me probably are. The FE units slay soldiers en masse and we'd be more likely one of those than one of the "named" units.
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>Xcom 2
Wait for the commander and the resistance to do their thing I guess. Maybe join the resistance If they ever come to town and my living situation is shit
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>>378220250
>Kiaserreich-land
Help von Sternberg build the neo-Mongol Empire
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>>378229872
Kaiserreich would be such a fucking awful world to live in
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>injustice 2

Dunno, try to get in harley's pants and then get killed by superman for some random reason
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>Caves of Qud

Probably try making it to one of the few bits of civilization like the six day stilt, likely dying in the process. Welp.
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>Monster Hunter
Become a guild worker, do paperwork for a living.
While I do that, get /fit/ so I can become a hunter.
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>>378220250
What is this?
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Does Town of Salem count? I'd be pretty fucked probably.
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>Hollow Knight

Step on the nest and sink up to my waist, then starve to death. The kingdom will fluorish again maybe.
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>>378226631
I'd guess so, and we can respawn at the Spirit Healer as well. Otherwise we'd be mutant outcasts. There are no rules other than you wake up in the game's world, so I'm guessing you adapt to whatever things are in there.

Alternatively, those lvl1 wolves in Elwynn are going to fuck us up in seconds.
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>>378230468
It could be even better than our own, but that would require the democratic governments to survive and conqueror to Syndie/NapPop ones which basically never happens.
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>>378231031
>conqueror to
What the hell. *conquer the
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PathofExile
Pair up with Catarina to make dank corpse sculptures
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>>378231031
>any world with a giant ugly Germany
>a good world
Germany works well as a small, contained state
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>>378220250
mh3u. whack shit with a hilariously large hammer? also go swimming.
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>Vanquish

Well, since I'm not on a space station or a US marine

Enjoy the hell that is future world ruled by president Hillary Clinton
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>>378220250
>Mortal Kombat.
Well I'm fucked.
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>>378223307
I didn't say i was Link you dumb faggot. OP said what I would do, and that is what I would do. It's a broken, dying world and I'd try and survive.
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>>378231671
>Not trying to get in Mileena's leotard.
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>>378220250
>Black Ops 3 Zombies
Well fuck my life, and I'm stuck on the fucking Moon too. Just did the Easter Egg for it last night.
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>>378231467
Which is why the best world is the one where Syndie France and democratic Russia split Germany in half to keep their Hun genes in check.
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>>378229675
As i understand it, magic comes from tomes and staves and newts-and-warts potions and alchemy and all that shit, basically numerous mediums and catalysts, anyone can potentially learn it, but it is by nature an academically oriented pursuit, and being that it is a medieval setting it's easy to see why it'd be beyond the common peasant and not something you see everywhere


Also this is a japanese anime-esque world and even despite that if someone is being dropped in there with world-changing knowledge you can bet they'll be joining up with some named characters

This isnt like VTMB where knowledge of the modern world would be useless in "literally modern world + vampires"

Meta knowledge aside, of course
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>Mario kart

I race I guess
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>>378232068
But muh poland
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>>378231671
Why? Earthrealm is just Earth

Nothing says you would be participating in the Mortal Kombat tournaments or anything involved with the realms, you'd just live a normal life
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>>378229190
>implying you can just join a clan
>implying the Tremere would embrace you without being an acomplished magi
>Implying the Toreador would embrace your ugly untalented ass
>implying that even if you got embrace you would have fun
>ignoring the Toreador curse
>implying you won't die hungry, cold and alone behind a dumpster and then eaten by rats
You dun goofed
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>>378220250
that pic is really cool. idk why but it really speaks to me, ty op., here's some thicc thighs.
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>civilization 6

Im a fucking worker who dies after building the Sphinx
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>>378232084
>Not reading the OP

You'd be a spectator, Anon
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>>378220250
>Dwarf Fortress

Well Strike The Earth of course.
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Attempt to marry Ramlethal.
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>>378220250
>Kingdom Hearts

Hope for the best
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>>378232254
Hey, the entire premise of VTMB is that you basically got recklessly embraced on impulse without anyone's consent

Just hope you get lucky and find one of those kinds of vamps i guess

Though if you ABSOLUTELY had to be a vampire, a Nosferatu would probably not give a shit and do it, but we all know how shit that would be
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>Vermintide

Seriously out-fucking skilled, was I.
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>>378220250
>Hitman
Shitpost on /pol/ about the ICA
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>warframe

I actually don't know if there are any humans left
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Pilot my Shining Gundam in Breaker 3?
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>>378232696
>Vermintide

Seriously, i'd get the fuck out, see if i can somehow, somewhere find someone willing to teach me enough magic to get my magic score to 1, and then wait out the end times in the capital with my long ass lifespan
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>Pokemon
Always the best one. I quickly rise to the top of the League because it seems like the vast majority of trainers are complete dogshit.
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>>378232823
There are, just like,,

They're humans-but-not-technically
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>>378220250
I start multishining
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Space stuff'n shit.

But since I play in VR would I really notice?
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>>378232275
WHO BITCH THIS IS?
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>>378233134
You could walk inside your ship for one. And live off the billions you'd make on some earth like.
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>>378232246
>Get invaded by hellish creatures from other realms of existence every other day
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>>378233134
is the VR worth it for this game?
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>>378226324
>slumming it with the space gypsies
rather take my chances with the reapers tbqhwyf
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>>378232924
>get six rattatas
>teach them all quick attack and endeavor
>give them all focus sashes
>corner the champion at a cafe and beat their ass with those rattatas
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>>378220250
>alien: isolation
god please no, i already had a nightmare about it last night
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>>378233260
>VR
>worth it
>ever

No.
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>>378233212
Literally you're fine if you're not in the specific major cities where that happens
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>>378233260
It's not a game. If you have VR already sure get it but otherwise no.
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>Trouble In Terrorist Town
get shot while running around in some kid's lego set
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>Monster Hunter
Haha, time to devote my life to monster research.
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Darkest dungeon
Rape monsters?
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>Devil Daggers

Well clearly I'm fucked. Death is inevitable and my best time is just over 5 minutes.
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>>378223326
The game is kinda fun but doesn't seem worth the frustration. It worked in Spelunky because the game was so fast and easy to read, Vagante mostly starts becoming a chore imo because the level design forces you to be slow and deliberate
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>>378222149
Underrated
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>>378228634
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>>378220424
sexy. have fun anon
>>378221810
yikes
>>378222394
aw
>>378225069
no you wouldn't dumbass
>>378227883
>not visiting qt elven chicks in bordel
>>378225080
stalker was made in 79 not 80
>>378226324
pic related

>Rise of the Tomb Raider
i guess i'd try to find lara so i could bone her
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Disgaea 5? Easy, like another anon said. Commit suicide, become a Prinny and join up with the rebel army, grind enough mana to reincarnate into my class of choice, and fucking begin to carve out my own path of carnage in the netherworlds. Really a sweet deal if you can handle the wacky craziness. Hell, the D5 cast are pretty fucking awesome too, so I wouldn't mind being a vassal to any of them.
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>>378220250
>Witcher 3
I die because I can not speak the local language, can't write in the local alphabet and have no useful skill for a medieval society.
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>>378233962
Agreed.
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>>378234473
shit
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>meme vegas
Guess I'll just drink myself to death
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>Madden 17
Boost my stats to max, become the GOAT QB, instant multi-millionaire in an alternate, but very similar universe to my own. Will be drowning in pussy and fan adoration.

I can't complain.
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>battlefield 4
First couple of minutes would be terrifying.
But when I realize we all reincarnate after dying it could become tolerable.
Would be cool to try some weapons, never fired one before.
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>>378220250
>league of legends
Great i can fuck some yordles
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>>378233205
Jenna Lee
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>Borderlands 2

Die instantly because I have 0 skills.
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>>378228634
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>>378220250
>Odin Sphere Leifthrasir
Try to find a qt Pooka gf.
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>touhou
I'm pretty fucked unless I start in the human villiage
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>>378220250
>bloodborne
I die within five minutes.
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>pikmin
I build shelter and find food I guess, all the enemies are the size of insects so there isn't any real threat.
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>>378220250
>Gwent

PLAY SOME CARDS HEH
>>
I got spurs... that jingle jangle jingle...
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>>378220250
move to silvermoon learn some spells and chill
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>>378227843
>not jerking off in a vaccum then killing yourself
get it right
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>>378220250
>War Thunder

So just WW2? Either enlist to fight the Krauts or find a sweetheart and start a family. Maybe both.
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>>378220250
>Hearthstone

Immediately seek out draenei/night elf pussy like a dog in heat

Get rejected for all eternity because I'm probably the only fat person in a sea of humans that are built like Rambo
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DOA XTREME 3

Holy shit noice, I've always wanted to live alone with babes
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I guess i get back in my Ferrari and keep racing
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>>378220250
>Sims
I won't be a failure.
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>>378220250
>GTA Online
Do I get my cars?
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>Dark Souls

I marry a tall qt Dragon hybrid and live far away of the conflicts and the hollows with my dragon suns
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>Hearthstone

I guess I uh.. play some cards.
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>>378220250
Metal gear rising revengeance
Try not to die I guess
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>FIFA 17
>match at La Bombonera

I'd get rekt if I played against professionals but it would be fun I guess.
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>>378220250
>Paladins

try to fuck Ying
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>Payday 2

I guess becoming a semi-invincible heister sounds pretty sweet
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Well I'm no Warrior of Light but I guess I can still learn one of the crafts and be an adventurer. Pegging it at first sight of a Primal though.
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>DOOM '16
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>>378225080
>cheeki breeki iv Damke!
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This going to be weird.
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JOIN
THE
IMPERIAL
ARMY

FUCK DEMOCRATS
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>>378239549
Doesn't help that the FPA is a bunch of incompetent morons and the empire is led by literally the best human ever
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>Bloodborne
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>[hug Clem]
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>>378227785
>sign up with the military
>spend the rest of your (probably short) life yelling GET WITH THE PROGRAM while sam rocket slides to victory
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Alien Isolation.
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>>378220250
>Catherine

Have a drink at the Stray Sheep and chat up Erica.
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>extremely modded super lethal FO4 with thousands of extra enemies
fuck
>can't even make it into the outskirts of boston without getting one shot
double fuck, gonna die to faggot raiders in like 2 hours, or a dog pack with 20 dogs
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>One Piece Pirate Warriors 3

Am I the last character I played or am I just myself?
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>Persona 5
Well, I'm not in high school. Or in Japan. So I guess nothing. I'll keep my eyes open for weird glowing doors and crazy demon shit.
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>>378220250
>Persona 5
I'd probably just book a flight back home and continue my life as normal. Maybe I'd try a couple of restaurants first, though.
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>>378232073
That's a good point.
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>Killing Floor 2
Grab my 1911 and become the Gunslinger I've always wanted to be
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>Kingdom Hearts
I'll probably become a heartless, but I just want to sniff Yuffies crotch
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>>378220250
>far cry 1 island
shit
maybe I could befriend the mercs and play poker with them but what a boring and hard life it'd be
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>Pikmin
Pretty sure I'd be a normal sized human living in post apocalyptic earth. Would probably start experimenting with huge numbers of Pikmin to see what they're capable of. After a few lonely weeks, I'd also start experimenting with Pikmin.
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>>378220250
>runescape
that's alright I guess
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>>378220250
>Naruto Ultimate Ninja Storm 4
I'll be depressed. Because even if normal people can be ninjas, I'd probably get stuck as a Genin forever...
But maybe I can marry into a decent clan for my children's sake.
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>DOOM

Great.....
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>>378220250
>Red Orchestra 2, Eastern Front Campaign
Become apart of the Bolshevik meat grinder. And hope to die quickly by an artillery strike or headshot.
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>FFXIV

probably be a fucking peasant and see if I can fuck cats.
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>Max Payne 3
>Brazil

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Try to bang a hot counselor for as long as I can until Jason breaks my skull
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>>378220250
just played ARMS testpunch. I guess I go to one of those stadiums to watch freaks with extendable arms punch each other. Cool
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>Pokemon

Well, considering 10 year olds can become Pokemon trainers, I think I'll be alright. Id probably train up a little team and try to collect badges.
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>Stellaris
>Terran Federation rip-off in the midst of the both the Unbidden and the Prethoryn invading
Assuming I'm just some random citizen I should be fine for a while since there's several other Empires between me and them. The Unbidden just straight up destroyed an Awakened Empire and the Prethoryn have hundreds of thousands of fleet power so it's only a matter of time before I get conscripted and fed into a futile meat grinder. I would not like to know more.
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>>378227843
I wonder what the life of a normal civilian would be like in Warframe? Constantly getting fucked by the Grineer/Corpus?
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>>378220250

Which one?
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drive cars and hit the soccer ball
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>>378247165
You'd probably be hunted down, kept as a pet/display object/research material etc etc.
The grinner would be all over you for your stable genome, the corpus would be selling you like a overpriced trinket, even the tenno probably would pester you over your existence. Life in that universe as a base human sucks, even more so when you are a relic from the past.
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>>378225080
>can't make it out of the cordon because you're not good at fighting and innawoods
>get bullied by bandits and military goons who take any artifacts you find
>get eaten by dogs
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DaS II
Im human so i kill myself before the curse hits
After raping the emerald herald and all the desert casters ofc
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>>378247815

>Implying you would make it to the desert casters

I'd be surprised if you made to Majula.
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>Morrowind
>specifically the Tribunal expansion
I should be fine in Mournhold.
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>NieR: Automata
Considering I would be the last living human I would claim my title as Emperor of the moon
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>San Andreas

Might as well just move down to South Central LA.
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>Fractured Space
Doomed to endlessly fight in an endless space war. But, hey, at least the ships are cool.
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>>378247935
random ass npcs are all over the place and mobs wont even attack them. Ill be fine
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>GTA V
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>>378224458
>>378224458

Can't wait for the "relaunch" update; Brigador is legit one of my favourite games ever. But I feel bad for those brothers, because I just don't see it taking off. The game is perfect, but to be what it is development simply took too long for the possible returns. And I think bad luck and retards are still against them: the Steam discussions are still full of "bad controls" threads. So two dud releases, and that dude seems so enthusiastic and dedicated. Hurts my feelings, man.

But yeah, it's the last game I played, too. We're both fucked. I just want off of this shitty planet.
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>Siege

So that same as now.
>>
I guess it's time for me to Enter the Gungeon.
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>DotA 2
I go buy a fucking heart of tarrasque
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>Persona 5

I'd fuck the shit out of Tae while she kept me stocked up with "the good drugs"
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>street fighter
I'm sure I'm goofy looking enough to be a background character
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>BotW

oh fucc yeah
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>>378248701
you're an npc
what's your bottled phrase anon?
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yippie-yaaayyyyy they'll be no wedding bells for todaaay~
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Overwatch? Go and fuck a robot, I guess.
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>>378220250
>Overwatch
Marry an omnic.
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>>378220250
>Nioh

Heh, joke's on you kid. While you partied I mastered the blade.
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>XCOM 2
Attempt to sex a Viper
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>>378244778
HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebnTooEoq5k
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>>378228634
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>>378250929
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>>378251197
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>>378220250
>Endless Legend
Shit, I don't know. Probably figure out where the Drakken are and sell them bits of Earth history while I try to figure out how to get off Auriga.
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>Devil Daggers
FUCK
FUCK
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>League of Legends
I'd hide somewhere and hope the servers go down.

>>378235206
>having this shit taste¨
Although I suppose they're the only ones who won't be disappointed with your dick. Barely.
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>>378236318
Pikmin takes place on a post-apocalyptic Earth. You're pretty fucked.
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>>378220250
Tetris
how fucked up am I ?
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>>378220250
>Yakuza 0
Sing karaoke and pray I don't get mugged.
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Absolutely shit myself because I've been playing as an edgy out for myself type in new Vegas and I just pissed off a bunch of escaped convicts.
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>>378251267
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>>378252918
OP never stated you'd wake up as your own character.
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>Dark Souls 2
Assuming I'm undead
Best case scenario: Somehow end up in Majula and chill until the world ends or I die for good
Worst case scenario: Go hollow early on and end up as some loinclothed fuck with a broken sword

If I'm not undead then I'll just die somewhere
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>>378252052
>Although I suppose they're the only ones who won't be disappointed with your dick. Barely.
thats a plus in my opinion
>>
>>378220250
>The Last Guardian
Oh shit, I'm going to be bored out of my mind forever now.
>>
>>378252136
I work for Duracell, I'll be fine
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>STALKER
Probably get drunk and banter with fuckers I don't understand.
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>>378220250
>Final Fantasy 14

Time to start grinding for tomestones I guess.
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>>378253023
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>>378228634
You're welcome.
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>>378220250
>Friday the 13th
Find the keys, fuse, maybe the propeller as well and then go die off in the woods so no one else can escape
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>>378220250
>Rust
Go hit a tree, receive non-newtonian fluid "wood" material that can be molded into literally anything.
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>>378220250
>Stalker

Probably contact the American Embassy in Kiev and then go home
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>>378220250
>Star Wars Battlefront 2
Buy a freighter and jack off to some space porn.
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>>378220250
>SC2 : LOTV

Welp
>>
Kingdom Hearts 2. Unless I have a keyblade I'm just going to let the Heartless eat me.
>>
>>378222336
Do they even need to specify what her tits and ass look like? It's always the same every time.
>>
>chess board
Uh modern
>>
>sfv
Go to the gym and hope I meet Zangief
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>>378220250
EDF
Join the infantry and die for my country
EDF EDF EDF
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>>378226324
>chill on a levorotatory planet
I hope you brought food with you
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>Rust
Might as well embrace running around naked until I get shot.
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>>378220250
Persona 5
Get Ann pregnant, get shiho pregnant, get Takemi pregnant, get Makoto pregnant, get Kawakami pregnant... Yeah you see where I'm going with this.
Then after all that I go hang out with Broyuji and Mishima and we shout and scream about how we're the phantom thieves, then wingman them both with hot sisters or something.
Then drink with iwai, Sojiros and no good Tora. Maybe go find the p5 MC and see he has any hot girls in his area.

I return home to find Morgana telling me to go to sleep, and I pick it up by the back of the neck and punt it down the street.
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>Persona 5

Go on about my life cause there's no way I'd be special enough to be a phantom thief
>>
>>378220250
>Stellaris, Fan. Xenophobe, Militarist
Join the Grand Fleet and try not to die while fighting ayylmaos
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>>378254832
You have a vore fetish?
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>>378255438

Lose the boner, then read the OP again
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>>378220345
Made by faggots

For faggots. No im serious
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>>378255438
>>378255512
You guys realize we live in that same world already, right?
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>>378255840
But our world is not an anime.
>>
Get comfy in my futuristic earth home and watch the breaking news reports about the events on the UAC's Mars facility
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>Overwatch
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>>378255902
I want you to die
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>>378232275
Is there more pictures similar to this?
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>>378233419
Even then, if Stryker and Kabal assuming this is MK9 are examples of the standard police force then you have nothing to worry about
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>Infamous Second Son
Best it in 7 hours, basically half a game desu
Pray that I'm a conduit then be far less of a fuckup than every other conduit.
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>Overwatch

I dunno, live with roboniggers i guess.
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>>378220250
>battlefield bad company 2
Probably invading the usa because I'm russian.
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Persona 5's Japan
>don't know any fucking moon
>at most I'm going to be the loud promoter from Shibuya, but shorter
At least i've got catbros to keep me company.
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>Brigador
Shit.
I suppose I run in the opposite direction of anything that sounds remotely like a brigador fucking shit up.
Though, maybe getting stomped on by a walking apartment block on a warcrime spree would at least be a quick death. Better than to live in a world where everyone but me ignores this game.

>>378248717
Fellow patricians, holy shit.
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>>378220250

Uh. Continue life in a world free of degeneracy i suppose.
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>>378258173
>>378224458
>>378248717
BRIGADOR FRIENDS
HI
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>>378254341
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>>378222008
implying you can even approach Arche "Demon with a Toothpick" Plumfield
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>>378220250
I take a look around my surroundings, pick up any weapon I landed with, if any, then try to build an abode, a heat source and maybe find something to eat. I'm pretty sure I won't last more than 3 days, if it's ME who's in game.
Rimworld.
Alien worlds are a harsh place.
>>
>Until Dawn

Die I guess
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